#idk this just popped into my head

[whatever-i-dontknow]

Imagine you're Stan's supportive partner during his mullet era when he's on the run and you're with him everywhere he goes. Whenever you two would find yourselves in a new town or something you would find an honest job to try and support you and your boyfriend but it never lasts long because Stan would bust into your work place and yell something like "SWEETIE IT'S THE COPS!! WE GOTTA GO!!" And then just throw you over his shoulder and run like hell outside to the car and proceed to drive off with you having been tossed into the passenger seat and ignore any and all speed limits. Next thing you know, you're in another state.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

whole saiki gang hanging out one day and then aiura gets a call from toritsuka and her and saiki go in another room and come out like five minutes later like "brb guys we have to pretend to be toritsukas parents and get him out of jail" and everyones like ????

[charismaquark]

if you had a coppermind shaped like a coin,

that would be:

a penny for your thoughts

[a-dead-tea]

Writing Prompt #115

"You spelled that wrong."

"Wha- No I didn't."

"Ransom doesn't have a d in it, Hero."

"...Well, not all of us are literate, Villain."

[sexologii]

just don’t feel like retyping this

[metiredlr]

Jotaro: ok Kakyoin now that we're alone let's get down to business

Kakyoin: ?

Jotaro: *pulls up 4 ice cream sandwiches* I bet u can't put all of these in ur mouth at the same time

Kakyoin: fucking watch me

(half an hour later)

Joseph: *applying the Heimlich maneuver on Kak* WHY DID YOU KISS HIM WHILE HE WAS EATING THE ICE CREAM??

Jotaro: I was just giving him the bet payment

Joseph: the what?

[libitfandom]

A family can be a genocidal inter dimensional being with a brother complex, a telekinetic douchebag with blue hair and pronouns, and a child that is actually an amalgamation of worms.

[i-spilled-the-starjuice]

"I was fine! My life was fine! It wasn't perfect, but I could ignore the cruddier bits and pretend. And then you came along, and- and carved open the wounds I pretended weren't there! You- forced me to look at the crud in my life- and suddenly, I felt I had to clean it up because if- god forbid- you noticed the garbage I've kept around me, you'd... You'd stand there with the expression you're making now. That stupid, soft, caring face, on the verge of tears. And I would be full of shame... Like I am right now. Because I don't deserve that look in your eyes.. as much as I- love it. As much as I want to let go, and let you fix me, I can't. I could never let you touch the filth that I lie in.. not with those hands. I'm sorry... Please, just leave me alone. Your love is more than I can bear."

[demons-i-get]

Sam: fool me once, shame on you.

Cas: fool me twice, shame on me.

Dean: fool me three times, I'm gonna get my gun.

Sam+Cas: Dean, no-!

[will80sbyers]

I follow people of all ages and it's so funny when I see someone making posts about how they are attracted to Finn and I just think but that's my child that is a baby right there and then I remember he's actually an adult and people are his age or younger here

[raemeh]

my blorbo energy is so powerful that I’ve had *checks notes* at least 10 people adopt me

[12timetraveler]

John Marston's safeword is simply "safeword"

"hey at least I'll never forget it"

[the-typing-dragon]

the totally cis urge to transfer myself to an eternal body of lighting and steel

[toothpicks222]

Feeling emotions is for losers

[pyramultimuse]

"I like my men how I like my steaks: Thick, juicy and 100% beef."

@redempti

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

ydkj and the osc were chillin together until roblox fell onto them and they exploded and that’s how shovelware’s brain game was made /j