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First base is beating the shit out of each other second base is having a civil conversation

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Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele + trivia

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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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The studio that ‘made’ Coca-Cola’s AI Christmas advert apparently produced 85 *minutes* worth of footage of only which 15 seconds were remotely usable.

Those 15 seconds included 10 cuts because everything over 1.5 seconds probably morphed into something horrible. In the ad a bottle changes sizes constantly, vacuous Christmas imagery and some weird uncanny valley faces.

Not posting it because fuck em, but you can go see for yourself if you wish.

Yet more proof that Irn Bru is just better.

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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Some goukaze art that was rotting in a WIP state that I now finish

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The only way to be immune to advertising is to be immune to communication, somehow. To be completely cut off from all the disparate ways that people influence your thoughts. That’s never going to happen, so the next best thing you can do is be aware of common advertising tactics, who they come from and how they work.

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Laughing cats. Cats in gloves catch no mice. 1887.

Internet Archive

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fungi chairs!

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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"Mom! Phineas and Ferb are developing a proletariat class consciousness!"

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once you start saying “yippee!” you will never stop