#crosshair rp

[toothpick-man]

*gently taps the tip of Crosshairs nose* Boop!

Do you have a death wish?

[toothpicks222]

@chronically-underpaid, what do you think would happen if @kersplosion99 tried to uproot a large tree? Would it cause any permanent damage?

Asking for a friend.

[spacemagicandlaserswords]

S–sir? Are you lost?

oh god I've been perceived

[kersplosion99]

*hands this to you and walks away*

*gets out datapad* @toothpick-man I'm going to cook again! You going to "supervise" this time? I just gotta find which recipe I wanna use...

[cloned-eyes]

Man I and @toothpick-man really went from him threatining to shoot me in the face to me leaking his thrist traps and i think that's beautiful

[toothpicks222]

@kersplosion99 did you ghostwrite this?

i'm so thankful to live in a world where you can set things on fire and blow them up with explosives

[toothpick-man]

Do you think you will get a pet cat? You look like a depressed edgy person and every depressed edgy person needs a random cat they found on the side of the road

I'm also a edgy person and have 2 cats,can really recommend them

I really don't know why everybody thinks I'm in need of a pet. I'm fine. But I support @kersplosion99 plans getting one. Just to see Hunter's face when chaos spreads.

[toothpicks222]

Ey there Crosshair,

Brought you some snacks and water. You look like you need some.

I'm sorry, are you insinuating that I look undernourished and dehydrated?

[toebeansandotherbaes]

Wolves of Tantiss (open rp starter with werewolf Tech and Crosshair)

Tech stood, his legs only shaking slightly, and walked to the garden wall of their home on Pabu. He and Crosshair were still recovering from their wounds from rescuing Omega again from Hemlock. Although much of their wounds had been healed by the time they arrived on Pabu weeks ago. Crosshair was still dealing with phantom limb and Tech had developed a small verbal tick from the torment he had endured under Hemlock.

But their physical injuries had healed cleanly and quickly. It was strange, but both Crosshair and Tech were under many experiments by Hemlock, to make them perfect soldiers. Tech assumed one of the many injections and experiments were accelerated healing along with the cure for the accelerated aging, of which Tech was quick to steal and replicate.

Tech pushed the concerns from his mind as he watched the sun set, the "Golden Hour" of Pabu. He turned and called to his siblings.

"It is almost t-t-t-time." He called, one cheek twitching with the word causing the tick.

[toothpicks222]

I didn't know possums were allowed to revoke privileges of any kind.

I got an ask that disappeared at some point, about my existential crisis possum mug being wrecked and if I was making another.

this mug, I assume:

I did make a copy of this one, but forgot to take pictures lol. it’s still slowly drying on my shelf

I also carved a canine take on the mug too:

and I made an entirely different existential crisis possum mug just for fun

[alabyte]

Tech: Crosshair, I really want to punch you in the face right now.

Echo: Yeah, honestly, same here.

Crosshair: Thank the Force, I was starting to worry that I wasn't being annoying enough.

[toothpick-man]

*Grabby hands* Just let me love you!!!

*swings his new bat*

[toothpicks222]

@temple-elder, when is this 'game night' you're planning?

I do not personally care, but @kersplosion99 keeps asking

[eclec-tech]

a. 10/10 response

b. I'm so buying these on my next Target run.

c. Someone must now make art that looks like Crosshair scarfed down a tiny witch. Bonus points for a word bubble where he cackles.

When I say that Echo buys Crosshair novelty toothpicks I mean toothpicks like the ones I found at target today and just had to buy bc they reminded me of Cross

[alabyte]

Just snipers having an overnight hangout with their onesies and some holo-simulators

That's what happens when you give two besties an opportunity to make their own RP with their own rules

[toothpick-man]

Ahem...

[Hands Cross an egg]

[Sits a few feet away and watches]

*looks kind of annoyed, after a short moment he pulls a pen out of his pocket and starts to scribble on the egg*