#deadpool weasel

[smoky-moka]

Do you have any designs in mind for any other people in ur Spideypool au? Like anyone else in Peter’s life, I’d love to see how you draw Aunt May if she’s still kicking it 🫶

[asaltysquid]

How it feels kinning both Wade and Weasel and crashing out.

[resident-idiot-simp]

Please imagine Laura going with Wade and Logan to Sister Margarets.

They are at the bar drinking while Wade and Logan are perusing jobs when someone comes up and tries to hit on her. She ignores the guy but he doesn't let up.

Weasel is anxiously looking between Logan and Wade to see what they'll do, but they seem truly uninterested and uncaring. And it is clear why when moments later when the guy tries to grab her.

He is easily held in the air by one arm fisted in his collar before being pushed to the floor and pinned by two claws hovering right over his neck. Everyone is frozen watching this (all except for Logan and Wade who are still debating what job would be best to take.)

Eventually she gets back up and takes her seat next to her father's once more and just asks for another drink which Weasel quickly gets.

The only acknowledgment of what just happened is Wade offering her a hand for a high five which she takes. And Logan's quietly muttered "That's my girl."

[wubaii-the-freakazoid]

He's from where?

[theshadowrealmitself]

Maybe I’m a bit manic at the moment after being stressed and low yesterday, but I can’t stop laughing at this idea:

So it starts back in highschool, Peter creates a voice activated sex toy for whatever reason, he gets overheard and it creates a misunderstanding that he had a secret partner during that time

It’s now several years later, Harry still hasn’t given up on this, wondering why Peter would hide a partner from him and MJ, they’re his besties!! They wouldn’t judge him

This somehow leads to Harry (and maybe MJ if we’re deciding she doesn’t know his secret identity yet) that his secret partner has to have been Spiderman, and no one knows Spidey’s age, did Spiderman groom his friend??

Peter is adamant it wasn’t Spiderman (but still isn’t saying who it was because how do you say “I created a voice activated sex toy and you heard me masturbating” with a straight face), Harry’s not sure he believes him, but continues his search, wanting to cross everyone off the list, now inspired to figure out who it was in case his friend was taken advantage of

This all somehow leads him to Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Children, because it’s run by Weasel who’s formally known as Jack Hammer, an old rival of Peter’s (Harry used his money and Oscorp’s shady connections to find Jack), Peter also ends up there trying to stop Harry on his mission

So now it’s a ton of old high school drama bubbling up in this bar for mercenaries (at some point Deadpool shows up and doesn’t like the implications that Harry’s swinging around about Spidey)

I like to imagine that there’s as many of the people from high school as would reasonably make sense just all bringing up petty grievances from highschool and blaming all their life problems on each other and just. the whole time. there’s scary mercenaries in the background.

[wormymcwormson]

[human-lab-rat]

Wade Wilson: I've started seeing someone!

Weasel: ...Like hallucinating someone or dating, cause I'm leaning towards hallucinating

[itsdustee]

Try messing with Peter. I dare you

[cannedloafs]

Havent posted in a hot minute, anyways here's bunny suit Wade 😋👍

I'll make a Logan version if this gets over like,, 10 likes

[randommmthoughts]

Appreciation post for all the wonderful people cooperating on Deadpool 1

[darthmasterchief]

Since Laura is trending, here’s the first art of her I had commissioned.

[asaltysquid]

Wittle sketch dump for y'all as I try to get their character designs down. I have a sideblog for my marvel text posts but unfortunately yAll do still have to tolerate my art here.

[resident-idiot-simp]

Mechanical Bull

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Wade convinces Weasel to get a mechanical bull in Sister Margaret's his reasons are in fact predatory and also entertainment (of both kinds)

He's planning on learning how to do it to woo Logan but jokes on him Logan loves this shit. He's been alive so long and tries so many things and this is one of the things he's mastered.

His eyes light up when he sees it for the first time and immediately gets on. Wade is stupified and immediately hard because Logan is so fucking good at it. Logan is having the time of his life and everyone is just staring and cheering.

Wade suddenly fervently wishes he could kill everyone because no one should see this but him. Eventually Logan gets off and Wade can't help but want to one up him. He gives it a shot and immediately gets slung off.

He's pissed Logan is laughing at him everyone is laughing. It's bullshit.

Wade bribes Weasel into letting him practice in off hours and he eventually gets the hang of it. He's so proud of himself and immediately wants Logan to see.

They go to the bar and Wade manages it just fine and is even showing off. So Logan decides the hell with it and jumps in.

Wade has never been this turned on in his life with Logan practically riding him. Wade is sure he's going to black out. Then THEN Logan takes off his cowboy hat Wade had bought him and places it on his head. AND WINKS DOWN AT HIM!

Wade is barely coherent by the time the bull stops. He drags Logan out of that bar so fast it would be embarrassing if he didn't know everyone back there wishes they were him right now.

[kittaykattz]

people comparing logan to a cat is really funny bc a wolverine is in no way a cat

[1nt3rnalpu7ref4ct10n]

Cable & Deadpool #43, pg20-22

[maxtheoldman]

I made the drink from deadpool!! (The bj drink that was in the first movie, the one weasel made)

@vicodin-addict @oncologisttwilson @therealchasemd @crowwithagun @punkstxrs