#deadpool fortnite

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dragons are invading Maryland and @definitely-zen-browser is just standing there, all deadpool fortnite

[staticfangs]

follow up to my last post…. hey fortnite what did u mean by this 🤨

[interoteme]

reuinted

[og-deadpool]

Midas took the yacht off shore just before everything happened and a swarm of rift butterflies found us out at sea. They really liked his friend Val, but a few stopped by to check me out before going back to her. These lil guys are hella cool.

Anywhooooo. I have a kitty cat to go find and some uhhh … things to smoke with certain people.

[golden-king-midas]

You feel a poke against your cheek, turning to find a man in a red and black suit staring at you. Somehow, the masks eyes widen as if he’s surprised before putting his hands on his hips. Oh well this is just fascinating. How many Midas’s can I find?!

-@og-deadpool

GAH! *jumps back a bit; startled* What in the blazes?! *looks DP up and down* Good sir...! P-Please do not do this ever again... *breathes; then blinks* What in Merlin's great name are you getting at, Man in Red? I only saw one other King Midas like myself. Are you implying there are even more?

[celeahh]

Gold pool post

[dr-pepperrrr]

Ok here’s some silliness

[b1ackhorn]

The names Gambit, mon ami...

These are a few of my favorites from my Gambit screenshots! ♠️💜

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[kremzeeks]

My target audience is me

[edeneffect]

Info for new Gwenpool fans

(seen a lot of misinfo in the tags, so to clarify)

Gwendoline Poole is Not Gwen Stacy NOR a deadpool variant her name is literally Gwen Poole, she is a human from our world that got transported into the marvel universe (debatably, she retconned her origin story to make herself a mutant). her only "power" was knowing she was in a comic and having read every comic EXCEPT deadpool (she didnt like reading deadpool) until she got transported to the main marvel 616 universe (for example, she knows everyones secret identities), no healing factor

Gwenpool is not Lady Deadpool from Deadpool and Wolverine self explanitory if you read the last paragraph

Gwenpool is CANONICALLY AroAce she has a full story about why she doesnt like romance or sex so stop shipping her. end of. unlike Wolverines claws her identity isnt retractable.

[aceofheartsssss]

Nothin’ like randomly playing Fortnite out of fuckin’ nowhere with my silly husband 👇 (he talks to me I swear)

Idk which skin is better?! The 2020 or 2024?!?!

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hatsune miku taking care of poor little meow meow is so deadpool fortnite

[staticfangs]

epic making this the description for the new deadpool skin is so funny to me because they KNOW bro is down bad for that grumpy tatted up father just like all of us😭😭

also the wolvie scratches on him is a very nice detail mhm yes

[riveatstoes]

the x-men as my chats with my friends, pt. 3

ft. my sister one time because i ran out of funnies in the other chats

@ruhnspoon

[og-deadpool]

Hey Wade. See you made it here also. How you been?

- @askironman

Ohhhhh wow look who finally made time to talk to little old Deadpool. Couldn’t make time for me when I wanted to be an Avenger and made me interview with your chauffeur instead. Pffttt. I got somethin’ you can kiss if you wanna act like THAT didn’t happen.

The CHAUFFEUR.

Wade promptly puts his hands over his ears, loudly singing la-la-la-la to block out noise. Childish, sure. Yet no one expected anything less from him. It was better than him actually staring a fight.

[sugarbear2001]

The poolverine brainrot is so bad I am now analyzing their Fortnite skins. I love how on the Deadpool skin there is the added detail of Wolvie scratch marks on his suit.