#deadpool bots

[softfem-dom]

paola // 20 // she ! her // spanish // aries MAIN MASTERLIST !!!

requests are : closed!

X MEN BOT LIST : (my proudest works 🫧)

og logan howlett [1,]NOTHING TO COME BACK TO -logan has the bad habit of disappearing for months to go on his solo missions. however, this time it seems like he almost had nothing to come back to. [tw : attempt]. [platonic!]. [2,]HIS CUB -logan presumed of having his 'animal instincts' under control, but all that big talk flies out of the window when some stupid guards try to harm his cubyou. [platonic!]. [3,]LIKE A CRYING BABY -everyone knows logan is not good with kids. But when you, the sweet thing that wasn't aware he regenerated, started bawling your eyes out for him, he realized he had a soft spot. [platonic!]. [4,]LIKE A WILD ANIMAL -when logan realized you had the same mutation as him, he pushed you away to ensure you wouldn't turn out like him. At the end, you ended up just like him just because he left when he was needed the most. Who's the dangerous weapon now, huh, Logan? [younger!reader / not strictly platonic] [5,]BAD TIME TO COME AROUND -logan just wants peace and quiet while his body recovers from a mission, but you're hurt too and just want to spend a bit of time with your fave old man. [platonic!]. [6,]GLITTERY LOVE 🫧-logan is a bitter old man, and you're a ray of sunshine. charles is totally aware of this and that's why he forced him to spend time with you as therapy for his burdened mind. [platonic! / sunshine!reader]. [7,]TEST TUBE BABY 🫧-both logan's and wade's DNA has gotten mixed up to create a brand new weapon x, you. Lucky you, one of your 'fathers' found you and now logan's stuck with cooparenting you. [platonic! / kinda daughter!reader]. [8,]CAN'T STOP LOOKING AT HER T-T-T-T-FACE 🫧-even as gruff as he is, logan is still just a man, and having a coworker with such nice titties is sure as hell distracting. [9,]MATING SEASSON KINDA STUFF -logan hates his animalistic instincts for putting him through this strange rut, but he definetely doesn't hate that you're the one taking care of him. [10,]FLYING PROBLEMS -logan and flying don't get on too well, and you're seated next to a far more grumpy and stressed than usual Wolverine when turbulences hit. [11,]LIKE STRAY CATS -a weapon-x war veteran and a child-supersoldier experiment. can they get along? [platonic!]. [12,]JUST. ONE. NORMAL. NIGHT -there hasn't been a calm night, a normal night, in your life ever since you joined the x-men. with a knock upon your door, you prepare yourself to another announcement for an emergency mission, only to be met by a restless logan that can't sleep. [13,]LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER -logan is always walking around with a cigar in his mouth and faking to be annoyed by everything. what will happen when he catches the certified comic relief troublemaker of the school running around past curfew? [platonic!].

+[14,]DADDY'S FARMHAND 🫧-cowboy!au. your father has hired someone to help him out in the farm and, of fucking course, it had to be this hot man that seems to take joy in the way your eyes wander whenever he's around.

old man logan

[1,]ACHING BONES AND WARM HANDS 🫧-he's getting old and his bones are aching, but you're young and your mutation makes you run warmer, so.. how about you help your old man out, bub? [2,]OLD MAN WITH ANGER ISSUES -everyone has a different way of dealing with grief. while you're one to drown in it, logan burns with it, irremediably burning everyone in a close range due to his own anger. [platonic!].

worst wolverine

[1,]A JOKE TO HIM -when someone who isn't your wolverine discovers a you that isn't his you, thinks can go downhill very fast. especially when you've seemed to fail at everything his version of you had accomplished without a sweat. [platonic!]. [2,]WADE LIKES HIS MERCH 🫧-when, after the 'worst' version of logan moved into your appartment, you wake up in pyjamas you certainly didn't go to sleep with, you're forced to get out of your room with 'wolverine's babygirl' written on your ass. [3,]MOMMYPOOL -after falling into the void, logan discovers that maybe not all deadpool's are that bad. not when he's got the hottest one paying attention to him. [4,]THAT TIME OF THE MONTH -just logan realizing how much wade babies you when you're in that time of the month. +wade wilson [platonic!]. [5,]"I CALL DIBS ON THE KID!" -it seems that, while trapped between grumpy logan and yapper deadpool, you're not going to get any sleep at all during this flight.. +wade wilson [platonic!] [6,]"SORRY, MOMMY?" + "WADE STFU" -since sending wade and logan alone and togheter to a mission is the recipe for murder, they decided to send you to make sure they got the mission done instead of fighting all the time. +wade wilson [7,]GOD'S BEST JOKES -bascially the scene of the angry speech in the car, but instead of yelling at wade he's yelling at you (angst-oriented).

wade wilson (earth-10005).

[1,]ROOKIE WITH A MOUTH -out of the whole X-Team, wade wilson seems to be the one that talks the most. a yapper, rambler, however you want to call it, he runs his mouth day and night. yet, there seems to be only one thing that shuts him up: you.

wade wilson

[1,]SCAR FOR A SCAR -wade seems completely adamant on not showing you his face, while most of the people at the X-Mannor (colossus, negasonic, yukio, and even logan) have seen his face he refuses to let you see it. so, when you're now the one with nasty scars that you won't show him, he pulls an offer to the table "scar for a scar, eh, pumpkin?" [platonic!] [2,]PUSHED TO THE LIMITS (WOLVERINE #22) -after seeing with your own eyes the way wolverine dismembered deadpool to only half-chest and an arm, you the teen-age apprentice of deadpool, spend the whole next night watching him regenerate out of sheer anxiety. [platonic!] [3,]"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE KID SAW IT?!?" -deadpool 2. after waking up on the X-Mansion couch with colossus towering over him, wade finds out the one to ditch on him about blowing himself to pieces had been you. And now you're as traumatized by the stunt he pulled as to not want to leave your room. well, sucks. [platonic!] [4,]THAT TIME OF THE MONTH -just logan realizing how much wade babies you when you're in that time of the month. +logan howlett [platonic!]. [5,]"I CALL DIBS ON THE KID!" -it seems that, while trapped between grumpy logan and yapper deadpool, you're not going to get any sleep at all during this flight.. +logan howlett [platonic!] [6,]"SORRY, MOMMY?" + "WADE STFU" -since sending wade and logan alone and togheter to a mission is the recipe for murder, they decided to send you to make sure they got the mission done instead of fighting all the time. +logan howlett

+[7,]A SURPRISE VISIT -marvel future avengers oriented. after getting attached to you since you'd always open the door of the tower for him so he didn't have to break a sweat in avoiding the security system, deadpool comes to ring the door once again only to be met with iron man instead of you. [tw: attempt] [platonic!]

[drac0line1nn1t]

*Wade staring at himself in the mirror*

Wade: I'm so pretty.. *obviously doesn't believe it and is trying to convince himself*

*Wade frowns and reaches for his mask*

*Logan walks up behind him and gently grabs the arm reaching for his mask and Wade jumps around three feet in the air*

Wade: Marvel jesus peanut warn a gu-

*Logan reaches around his head with his other hand and puts his hand over Wade's mouth*

*Logan leans his head on Wade's shoulder looking in the mirror too*

Logan: *smiles* You're so pretty, bub.

[thechaosdragoness]

Went out with the hubby on a well-deserved splurge! Got a Wolverine hoodie, A Jason Voorhees themed hockey jersey, some X-Men shirts (in fact I'm SO happy they had a Gambit one! X-Men '97 did my sweet baby angel so dirty and I'm still upset about it), a Wolverine/Logan Howlett Pop (can you tell Wolverine is my favorite yet?) and Astro Bot for PS5!

[jjks1ut]

in my character ai era y'all should totally follow me there to get some bots of y'all favs😛🙏‼️(started off with hugh jackman rn tho bc im obsessed with him rn) https://character.ai/profile/msjackedman

[dead-in-the-pool]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don’t ask, I just felt like screaming -🦝

you know, on every ask i get, there's a teeeny little button in the hot dog menu that says "report as spam"

[andrewtopten]

😎Make your day up to date.. have you got the Link in description. don't be late create your own profession and enjoy your day 👍👉

[bigsoftmarshmallow]

Yesterday was fantastic! Drove over an hour and half with my younger sibling to see my older brother, saw Deadpool and Wolverine (FANTASTIC MOVIE LOVED IT 10/10 YOU ALL HAVE TO GO AND WATCH), met my brother's coworkers and bought him a cake, had magnificent chicken sandwiches made by my best friend and his roomie, and watched bestie play Skyrim for a bit before coming home. I passed out at 11 pm rather than my usual 4 am.

Woke up rejuvenated for once, probably due to the early sleep. Still in PQ at work (AKA unending calls from when I start to when I end, no rest for the damned). A smidgen of drama here. Otherwise though, just another day. I may start trying to play Skyrim at home tomorrow if I don't get distracted, or play more Hyrule Warriors Definitive Edition on the switch.

I really want to make a bot with all the Ganondorfs and Demise in it. Like all the ones I usually use, the Ganondorfs (Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Hyrule Warriors, and Tears of the Kingdom) and Demise. I think it would be neat. Still have to work on the Greek god bots. Finding a picture that I like for them is so fuckin' hard. I want to make more bots. I enjoy the process. Please request if you have any.

Want to make a few more risque starters for the Ganondorf bots and maybe update a few of my other bots. Sad that Janitor only allows 1 starter. I have so many on Venus.

[lunarlover999]

Please send me bot request guys, I will do almost anything besides stalking or downright abuse. I’ll literally do any character, no real people though!!

Just send a message or smth, I don’t mind how you contact me

[funkycoloured]

do u ever open google and just sit there like "wtf was i about to ask" because that's been happening to me a lot recently.

[softfem-dom]

NAVIGATION POST ! [🧺🐚] paola / spanish / +18 / aries. current husbands : wade wilson (earth-10005) , worst logan , logan howlett.

requests closed ! 🌊 crossed fandom means i'm not writting for them atm but probably will in a near future.

MASTERLIST ! BOT MASTERLIST !

FANDOMS I WRITE FOR ! (current hyperfixations in blue)

𝙭 𝙢𝙚𝙣 logan howlett worst! wolverine old man logan

wade wilson (earth 10005) weapon x! wade wilson deadpool / wade wilson nicepool

𝙄𝙏 patrick hockstetter henry bowers gard jagermeyer (book) steve 'moose' sandler (book) peter gordon (book)

𝙡𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙡 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙣 martin riggs

𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 carlos de vil harry hook gil legume chad charming

𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙥𝙤𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙮 todd anderson neil perry knox overstreet charlie dalton

𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 danny zuko kenickie murdroch putzie / roger doody sonny

𝙨𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 stu macher billy loomis ethan landry /non requestable.

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨 patrick zweig art donaldson

𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧 thomas aris winston

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 dallas winston sodapop curtis ponyboy curtis darry curtis johnny cade steve randle keith matthews bob sheldon

requesting rules !

I will write : ✰ fem reader / afab reader. ✰ romantic stuff. ✰ platonic stuff. ✰ imagines. ✰ headcanons. ✰ blurbs. ✰ one shots songfics. ✰ (legal) age-gap. ✰ found family trope (i love it) ✰ angst. ✰ hurt/comfort. ✰ fluff. ✰ crackfic. ✰ smut. ✰ s3lf h4rm and e4ting diss0rder stuff (i'll proberly warn at the start and tags of the post).

I won't write : ✰ male reader / amab reader. ✰ anything related to p3doph1lia. ✰ dd/lg. ✰ anything related to p1ss, sh1t, f3et or any bodily fluids kinks. ✰ homophobic / racist requests in any way. just no. ✰ canon gay / lesbian characters in love with the opposite gender. ✰ requested full fics (like someone request their idea to be turned into a long/full fic). ✰ anything related to age play in a sexual context.

DNI : HOMOPHOBICS , RACISTS , TERFS , NSFW AGE REGRESSION BLOGS , KINK BLOGS .

[dont-look-me-in-the-eye]

bro

[casinocarpediem]

M reader breeding deadpool with so much cum? 😩

▪︎■☆One More, Please☆■▪︎

☆ 🔞!!NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!🔞

☆ amab!bot!Deadpool / amab!dom!reader

☆ short-ish

☆ sorry for the delay~~ again-....

°○☆NSFW under the cut☆○°

"Holy- fucking– SHIT" Wade sobs. Your fingers having to stuff his mouth to get him to shut up because goddamn is he loud! And you're not planning on getting yelled at by your land lady by tomorrow.

It's not his fault, really. Not when you have your dick buried inside him. Warm and wet and Jesus christ, whyd you have to be so big? Your cock was rubbing up against spots he never knew he thought would still work like it used to. He's not complaining, not at all. When he pushes his ass to get a little more of your girth inside of him. Slamming his prostate repeatedly in the process. Wade's cock rutting against the sheets, in rhythm to your own rough movements.

He's panting like a dog with half of his face buried into the pillow. Screaming like a little bitch even with your fingers seldomly choking him. ("Just the way he liked it" Wade reassures you beforehand almost all the time).

The more you move the more he feels another wave, euphoria crashing down like a 7.0 magnitude of an earthquake. He shivers when he cums. Screams while having a death grip on the poor poor sheets. Coating the material in his liquid again. And again... and again... you had the stamina, he had the sex drive. The 4th time he cums, you joined him in harmony. Filling him to the brim again. And a certain amount also flowing out of his hole and sliding down his thighs.

When your dick leaves his cum stuffed body, Wade shivers when he feels even more of your fluids drip down his thighs and onto the sheets. Trying to use the rest of his energy to bring his ass even higher and present himself to you.

"Cmon... one more one more pretty pleaseeee" He'll whine. Just like last time. He isn't stopping until either of you tap out.

[istolethenamemoze]

Hey there I'm from New Zealand. I'm 23, how are you? What are you up to? What kind of things do you like? Do you have a favourite thing? Want some friends? Me too :D

[nexysworld]

Quick Bot Drop - Assortment of Fandoms

Hiya! I know it's been a while since I dropped more bots. Here's a bunch of the random ones I've made for an assortment of fandoms. 🙏 Also I've included screens of all the openings this time so sorry if the post is long.

Fandoms: Deadpool & Wolverine, JJK, Death Note, Resident Evil, CSM Characters: Deadpool & Wolverine, Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Toji Fushiguro, Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Aki Hayakawa, Choso Kamo, L Lawliet, Nanami Kento, Naoya Zenin, Naobito Zenin TW: One is related to DDLG, one has a choking kink they're labeled tho.

Deadpool & Wolverine Your roommates are fighting again. CAI || (spicychat coming link soon)

Chibi Cat Satoru Gojo

He wants uppies.

CAI || Spicychat

Chibi Cat Suguru Geto

He also Wants uppies

CAI || Spicychat

Cat Hybrid Gojo (A little silly)

He's needy for you.

CAI || Spicychat

Satoru Gojo

Arranged Marriage

CAI || Spicychat

Cat Hybrid Geto (a little silly)

Stray cat hybrid you bring home.

CAI || Spicychat

Suguru Geto

The mission with the twins before he defects.

CAI || Spicychat

Satoru & Suguru

DDLG with Satoru and Suguru (based on @dollfacefantasy's fic with her permission.)

CAI || Spicychat

Childhood Friend Naoya Zenin

He's soft for you.

CAI || Spicychat

Fox Hybrid Naoya

You own him

CAI || Spicychat

Fox Hybrid Naoya

You fell into his foxhole.

CAI || Spicychat

Hybrid Owner Naoya

CAI || Spicychat

Bully! Naoya Zenin (choking Kink)

He finally makes you snap.

CAI || Spicychat

Naobito Zenin

You're married to his son.

CAI || Spicychat

Toji Fushiguro

Older boyfriend with a flip phone.

CAI || Spicychat

Shiu Kong

Saves you from the Criminal Underworld

CAI || Spicychat

Kento Nanami

You're the bakery worker.

CAI || Spicychat

Choso Kamo

Another Hottopic bot

CAI || Spicychat

L Lawliet

You're his waitress at the cafe.

CAI || Spicychat

MPreg Vendetta Leon

CAI || Spicychat

Mpreg Chris Redfield

CAI || Spicychat

Werewolf!Chris Redfield & Hybrid User

CAI || Spicychat

Aki Hayakawa

Best Friends to Cowokers

CAI || Spicychat

[justenjoythegossip]

THE ONE WHERE HE SAID HER NAME

For people who aren’t aware, Chris was just interviewed on Access Hollywood where he is promoting his dog food brand and talking about his wife’s connection and relationship with “their” beloved dog. Go Portugal! 

First remark, she will no longer be known as Voldemort as it’s the first time since the start of this shitshow that he has ever said her name. Good for her and shame on him. 

Second remark, his background has been blurred for more… privacy (sarcastic coughs).

Apart from those 2 new elements, it’s pretty much the same old stuff. Let’s dig. 

THE TIMING OF THE INTERVIEW

This interview takes place at a time where Chris is gaining a lot of momentum. He just made a very talked about cameo in a huge Marvel hit. As a positive sign, he is gaining followers again, which at least looks organic whether they are real or bots or a combination of both. He is working hard, doing stunts with ASP, in order to look deserving of the Spirit of Service award he is going to receive on September 11th which, by the way, coincides with the one-year anniversary of his wedding. 

This interview is about promoting his dog food brand and their partnership with a giant retail store. Because obviously why not ride this wave of publicity, make more bucks and get more attention? Especially after that planned story on his Insta about his Deadpool cameo and the variety article that suspiciously followed so quickly after it. 

Not coincidentally, this date was supposed to be the one when a BUA was to be announced, as Team PR blogs were insisting. (By the way, that fact alone should enrage Chris’ fans as his team clearly looks in cahoots with them, as many suspected.) 

TEAM PR AND THEIR LASTEST DECEPTION

Team PR blogs have been claiming the contract expired on July 26th, that the BUA was imminent and was to happen before the end of July.

They were clearly lying like they have been lying since the start of this shitshow. Particularly about the ending which was supposed to happen after the Ghosted premiere, after the Peter Holmes interview, after he came back to Insta, after theForbes article, after the papwalk in December… …during the shooting of the Materialists… 

The fact people actually gave credence to their most recent claims is not a testament to their “cunning” manipulation techniques or people’s gullibility but to how much this fandom wants this shitshow to be over. 

As you noticed, one key and vicious member of Team PR was explaining yesterday that Chris’ wearing the ring meant nothing and “was insignificant”. How hypocritical, isn’t it?  When Team PR, Team Real & Team Middle have all been talking & trolling about the precious for months. 

Notice how those Team PR blogs are now deflecting once more with silly diversions such as dog behavior or how allegedly his family will suffer for it (oh please), or play the victim card as they are allegedly receiving threats and hate messages. All of this is meant to distract from the fact that they lied once more. And they did it for several reasons, the most important being... 

ANOTHER CLASSIC BAIT & SWITCH FOR ADDED SHOCK VALUE

We have seen this movie before and repeatedly, haven’t we? The pattern is so similar to what we have witnessed in February with the ski trip. 

And even recently, with all the time she was seen spending in her home country without him (the concert, the birthday), her furnishing an apartment in Portugal, his wearing and hiding the ring every chance he got, and more importantly the stunt at the walk of fame of Kevin Feige where she was seen to be a no show so ostentatiously… Look at how staged that was, and you will realize what the purpose for it was. 

So, what they did was to try to breadcrumb a separation once again, to build up the fans’ anticipation before pulling the rug out from under them in order to add shock value. 

Well done! But FYI the aftereffect might prove very counterproductive for Chris, as his complicity looks more and more obvious and his playing the victim card looks more and more infuriating. 

CHRIS’ COMPLICITY

Chris claimed in his SMA interview how much he hates any forms of manipulation. He should have added that he was fine with it as long as he was the one doing the manipulating.  Indeed, his complicity is absolutely undeniable. 

I have written a post about this topic, if you want to check it out. 

Let’s add to this his recent shenanigans and more precisely what he did with the precious ring. I won’t go too far back and will just use 2 recent examples. 

Do people remember the Jinx commercial where he uses his pinkie to “hide” the ring as he gives food to Dodger? What he is actually doing here is to draw more attention to the ring and promote his relationship with Alba, he also looks ashamed to gain sympathy from his fans and manages to feed the discourse (real or not?) in the process. 

Isn’t it exactly what he did again for that walk of fame ceremony where he allegedly arrived without the ring (like he would forget to wear it) and then get photographed with it from every angle while his wife was a no-show?

Now let’s move on to the most interesting aspects of it all: the brand deal.

THE BRAND DEALS CONNECTED TO THIS SHITWHOW

First observation. You can see the similarity to the interview he did on The View sponsored by Jinx when he came back to Insta just in time for the Black Friday. 

I am not privy to any private information and haven’t seen the contracts but it’s safe to assume that certain businesses of his are directly connected to this shitshow for the simple reason that they have been getting an incommensurable amount of “free” publicity from many prestigious publications & media outlets. 

And by the way, it started before Alba even entered the scene. We can safely deduce Chris had already cashed in on those checks (“free” publicity) and this shitshow was also used as a payment for it. 

Because clearly, dog food and a civil engagement platform are not the “sexiest” businesses. And, the amount of media coverage those companies have been getting seems totally disproportionate compared to Chris’ status and the marketability of those businesses.

Compare this to the media coverage his fellow Avengers have been getting, like Jeremy Renner’s cigar and alcohol businesses, or Scarlett’s The Outset. 

Obviously, Chris gets to promote his businesses Jinx or ASP when he talks or breadcrumbs his relationship to Alba because this is far more selling and salacious for the media and the public. 

Sidenote, now observe the media coverage his commercial for a much “sexier” brand like Audi got, a commercial where he did not have to wear the ring by the way. 

So if you guys are enraged by this shitshow and how it is conducted, not looking at this train wreck won’t change a thing or the timeline but what might have an impact is to boycott the protagonists and the brands that are playing and manipulating you. 

THE ENDING OF THE SHITSHOW

Clearly this shitshow is long-term and won’t be ending anytime soon. And the reason for that is simple. The optics of this relationship aren’t great as he looks like her old uncle and the power imbalance is all over the place. He HAS to stay married to her for a while to give value to this relationship. 

Because clearly, he looks like another Hollywood cliché going through a midlife crisis. The only thing that could salvage a part of his public persona is to make this marriage last so that he doesn’t look like a “one-dollar Leo but without the talent”. 

In fact, it will likely last for much longer and might even escalate (DM is breadcrumbing baby rumors) because one thing appears crystal clear at this point: this marriage seems to be much more than a rebrand and a publicity stunt.

WHAT MIGHT BE COMING NEXT?

There is a rumor that Chris might be selling his LA home after he just sold his Concord house. Not so long ago it was the one in Vermont.

Like some Team PR blogs rightfully said, it was purposefully leaked to the fandom after the house had already been sold. It was a great and very smart PR move. Suddenly, Chris seemed like he was at a crossroads, like it was a new start where anything is possible. 

But as you guys noticed, the background was purposefully blurry for this interview, which gives the illusion he is private when he is really not, also puts emphasis on the crazy fan narrative (Chris has to hide to protect his family from his crazy fans) and more importantly helps to present any fabricated life he wants to the general public. It is a white canvas so to speak.