raventhebard
raventhebard
Poolverine Connoisseur
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Trans Masculine Demi Boy, Pronouns: He/They/it, Aroaceflux, Ambiamourous
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raventhebard · 19 hours ago
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telling someone "you know it can't love you back, right? 🙄 if it's in the house with you when you die, it will eat your corpse without hesitation" about their husband
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raventhebard · 4 days ago
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Not mine but I love be more chill
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raventhebard · 18 days ago
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Right Next Door to Hell (Ritz ‘91)
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raventhebard · 19 days ago
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Scary? my god your divine…
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Character A is always taking care of Character B while regressed. Maybe Character B would like to know what it’s like?
little!lucifer cg!angel dust
Lucifer/Angel Dust
weakness || ”let me help you” || denial
Lucifer represses for too long, and angel grows concerned.
rating: G
Warnings: none
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“Hey - has anyone seen my dad at all today? I haven’t seen him at all…”
Charlie said through a mouthful of Froot Loops. Vaggie kissed her on the forehead.
“I haven’t seen him babe.”
Husk nudged Angel, making the spider demon nearly spit out his drink.
“They’re looking for Lucifer…”
Angel quickly stood up, and headed to Lucifer’s room, telling Charlie he’d look for her dad.
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“Lulu?”
Angel stepped into his room. It was a mess, with books, ducks, markers, spread out on the floor. Angel carefully stepped over the mess.
Lucifer was huddled under a comforter, the lump of blanket rocking back and forth occasionally.
Angel smiled softly, and approached him.
“Lulu? I know yer in there…”
“m tired.”
Angel laughed.
“I can see that. Are you feeling little too?”
“Nuh uh! M big!”
“Oh really? How old are ya feeling, lovey?”
“No! M big! I’m supposed to take care of you…”
Angel laughed.
“You don’t need to be big for me all the time.”
Angel hugged Lucifer.
“I wan a stuffy…”
Angel smiled.
“Okay, babe.”
Angel grabbed a duck plushie, and Lucifer emerged from the blanket, rubbing his eyes and wearing pajamas with ducks all over them.
Lucifer snuggled into Angel’s fluff. Angel handed the plushie to him.
“See? That wasn’t so hard, sweetie.”
Lucifer giggled.
“You not scary!”
“I am! I’m….the tickle monster!”
Angel poked Lucifer in the ribs, which escalated into him tickling the little.
Lucifer giggled, his face red.
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After a few more minutes of giggles, Angel finally stopped, and Lucifer cuddled up to him.
“You not scawy…”.
Angel smiled, melting at his boyfriend’s cuteness.
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raventhebard · 19 days ago
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Hi, can you do one where they were expecting a baby but the reader has a miscarriage, and the reader is very devastated? You can do it with Michael Myers, Bubba Sawyer, Thomas Hewitt, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, and if you want, with anyone else.
Slashers x reader, miscarriage
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Michael Myers
• Michael doesn't say anything, but his actions speak volumes. He finds you crying in your bedroom, and he simply sits down next to you, takes your face in his hands, and gently wipes the tears from your face with his cold fingers.
• He truly feels sorry for you. Perhaps he should have spent more time with you and taken better care of you. Now, Michael is almost constantly present to alleviate your grief. He doesn't want you to do anything to harm yourself.
• Michael will bring your favorite sweets and soft things from the hunt to create a more comfortable place for you at home.
• He will allow you to remove his mask and see the same grief in his eyes. His large hands will rest on your waist, grounding you and providing a sense of comfort. He will be there for you, no matter what happens, and he will not leave your side. If you wish to try again, he will be more cautious this time.
• His murders will become more brutal and cold-blooded, as if he is taking out all of your shared pain on his victims. He may even kill your doctor, who "failed to keep you safe" in his eyes. The entire city must know about your loss and be afraid.
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Bubba Sawyer
• Bubba doesn't fully understand what happened, but he notices that you're sad. Bubba tries to take better care of you, making sure you eat and get enough sleep, because you need your strength.
• The whole family is also much calmer around you, so Bubba knows that something is wrong. He knows that you were supposed to have a baby, but then everyone suddenly forgot about it, and it's bothering Bubba, but he doesn't ask.
• He brings you flowers and sweets. Just something to make you smile a little. He also convinced Drayton to buy you a cute set of clothes for the house, so you feel loved and needed.
• Bubba constantly seeks to hug you and hold you close, stroking your hair and back. He is always by your side, unless he needs to butcher meat. Even when he goes to cook something, he takes you in his arms, carries you to the kitchen, and places you on the table, so you are always under his watch and don't feel so sad. He also lets you taste some of the food as he cooks. These intimate moments make you feel a little better.
• You fall asleep together. You usually bury your face in his chest or shoulder, enjoying the warmth of his big body. When Bubba is sure you're asleep, he carefully lays you on the pillows and rests his head on your belly, hoping the baby is still there. He murmurs softly and strokes your skin, providing comfort to both you and your unborn miracle. He no longer feels another presence in your belly, and this feeling makes him whine sadly.
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Thomas Hewitt
• Thomas really wanted to become a father and create a real loving family with you. So when you have a miscarriage, he blames himself first. Thomas grew up in a fairly religious family, so his first thought is that your miscarriage is his punishment for his sins. He doesn't deserve to be a father, and you're suffering because of him.
• In a fit of anger and despair, Thomas smashes the crib he recently carved for the baby against the wall. He can feel his blood boiling, his heart racing, and his breathing heavy. It hurts him to think that God has decided to take away even his unborn child, and he wonders how much God hates him.
• He truly regrets causing you to suffer as well. That's why Thomas is trying to spend as much time with you as possible. Now, you're always under supervision to prevent you from harming yourself out of pain and despair, with either Tommy or Momma by your side if Thomas is busy with the meat. Even Hoyt stopped making his rotten comments, feeling guilty.
• He tries to do little cute gestures for you to make you feel better. Thomas doesn't let you carry heavy things, covers you with warm, soft blankets, and insists that you don't do anything. Mom supports him in this.
• When you start feeling a little better and return to a more stable sex life, Thomas focuses on your pleasure. He uses his tongue and thick fingers, but not his cock. Thomas doesn't want to defile your body any more.
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Vincent Sinclair
• Vincent can't express his emotions in words, but he tries to show you his love through actions. His love is physical, so he's always there for you. He hugs you, comforts you, and makes you feel safe. At night, he holds you tightly to make sure you're real and that you're still with him.
• He carved a baby figurine out of wax and placed it in the crib you bought when you were pregnant. Vincent holds you tightly, his hand rubbing your side as you read the note, staring at the wax baby. "He's not dead, he's just sleeping. And he loves his mother." Perhaps he could attach small angel wings to the figurine.
• He's angry at the cruelty of the world and sometimes destroys his own figurines. God didn't give him a handsome face for his sins, but what did his baby do to deserve this? What did you do to deserve such pain? Although, maybe it's for the best. The baby won't see this dirty, unfair world.
• Vincent doesn't allow anyone to get close to you and just gives you space to recover. He understands that you're the one who's the most affected in this situation, so he doesn't put any pressure on you.
• If it happens that any of his victims have a baby, Vincent will definitely bring it to you. After all, a parent isn't the one who gave birth, but the one who raised them. Maybe you could love someone else's child?
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Bo Sinclair
• He goes into aggression and closes himself off. Any victim that appears on the threshold of the city becomes a target for the release of his anger. Bo is trying to cope with the pain, he doesn't want to inadvertently hurt you more. He knows that you are safe in the hands of his brothers.
• One day he comes home late at night drunk as a skunk. Bo stumbles to your bed, kneels in front of you and buries his face in your thighs, squeezing them, "My baby.. I wanted to be a dad so much. I'll really change.. I'll change, just give me back my little one..." He whimpers, bursting into tears.
• Eventually, as time passes, he pulls himself together and tries to bring some normality back into your life. He takes you out to restaurants, takes you for walks by the lake, dances with you in the kitchen, and simply shows you love, proving that he is there for you and that he loves you no matter what.
• He often doubts himself. Because he didn't protect you, because he didn't save your baby, because he didn't give you enough love and security. He feels like he failed as a lover and as a father. Sometimes he thinks you'll leave him and go to someone better. "Sweetheart... you're still mine, right?"
• If anyone dares to bring up the topic of children in front of you, Bo will break their jaw. You're still recovering, and he doesn't want to put you through any more stress.
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Lester Sinclair
• He doesn't know how to properly comfort you, so he's just there. His presence is calming. He hugs you and holds you close to make you feel better.
• Lester brings a puppy home. It's not a baby, but it still needs love and care, and it's small and vulnerable. Maybe you two could practice being parents together?
• Lester takes you to the woods, nature, or the lake. Consider it a small date. Lester just thinks that nature heals. At least the fresh air will definitely give you strength.
• Lester and Jonesy are always by your side. You always sleep together, Lester embraces you, and Jonesy curls up at your feet, her head on your stomach. She's worried about you too. If Lester needs to go somewhere, he leaves Jonesy "to keep an eye on you"
• Often wraps you in a cocoon of a blanket and feeds you with a spoon, so that you feel that you are cared for. And then he will hold you in a safe embrace and you will watch some cute movie together.
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raventhebard · 22 days ago
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raventhebard · 24 days ago
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inspired by a fic by SpicaV on ao3
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raventhebard · 24 days ago
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what if TagTeam Yaoi idea
Ao3 is a sexy librarian that isn’t afraid of how freaky he is but people don’t usually notice it because he’s so well spoken and is a librarian after all.
Tumblr is a college student who is just really hyper and never chills, but they’re secretly freaky and loves smut.
They meet at the library and Tumblr doesn’t mention how freaky they are until a moment where they’re at Ao3’s place(all the walls are book shelves), and Ao3 is all like being a top and saying they’ll have to show Tumblr how they have a good time.
And then Tumblr starts asking if they mean bondage, biting, blood, or something even freakier.
Ao3 is surprised but then they fuck.
also Twitter is a professor at Tumblr’s college and a toxic X and the only reason Twitter is still employed is because they threatened Tumblr into silence and still loves Tumblr but is swearing off all the gays because of their new step father, Elon Musk
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raventhebard · 1 month ago
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for anon
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raventhebard · 1 month ago
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Favourite poolverine fic? If you have one? 👀
there’s three that I’m obsessed with, all on Ao3
Lovers Rock by Reb_Na is absolutely amazing and I just love werewolf Wolvie, he’s my little feral baby boy and this one is so good, if you like supernatural AUs, you’ll love it
Skate with Me? By TylerJay_99 is super good and it feels very Canadian of them, makes me wanna just throw maple syrup at the wall and Wade ice skating and Logan doing hockey is chef’s kiss
and last the one I would give my life for
only you can make me scream(and beg for more) by yellow_crayon, it hasn’t updated in a while but every chapter of this fucking mpreg story has made me kick my feet and feel all giddy
those are my main ones but also I read a lot of them so I can always say more if you’re interested
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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Storm is topless & Wolverine is full ass naked.
Headcanon: They just hooked up & Logan couldn't bother to get dressed. Storm at least put on bottoms.
Lmao
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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It was during the covid lockdown so he was supposed to stay indoors, I think that may have been what did the trick.
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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Tumblr feed is very negative today, blessing your timeline with nipple Slash🙏🏻🧎🏼‍♀️‍➡️
Fr boring if you’re still askFM bullying people🤨
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy
I tried to scroll past this. I really did
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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Marilyn Manson kissing Trent reznor
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raventhebard · 2 months ago
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Guns N’ Roses, 1985
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