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While I generally do not care much about Olaf, I like his role with Sejuani where she can suggest a mission where they enter ursine territory because there's a chance they'll get Ornn's magic cauldron that'll keep them fed during hard winter and Olaf is just like "Hell yeah, let's gooo-
I dont care much about Olaf either BUT i think his concept is interesting, the chase of a honorable death its a super rad concept imo. Also him and Sejuani teaming up is so funny because they have scary dog privilege (THEY are the scary fucking dog...) but you can also imagine them saying dumb shit and telling random stories and laughing around. Wonder how many times Olaf has joked around butchering Bristle for food or to get into its guts on a cold snowstorm and Sejuani is like 'Not even in your dreams'
There was this interesting concept in the Sentinels of Light event where Olaf meets Pyke and since he's a known legend and assasin he begs for a battle with him to wich Pyke responds that he's not on the list and Olaf even tries to convince him that he did cut his lifeline. I think they are an interesting pair in context since they both can learn a lot about death/what can be considered a honorable death and their respective oaths. That would have been great if they didnt make Olaf, Pyke and Rengar a bunch of '''himbos'''' that share 1 neuron and are just the laughing stock of the event.
#they enter a tavern and both olaf and sejuani are looking at the bartender#dead in the eye#the most scary shit face#and the bartender is like 'can i offer something...?'#and they both just blurt 'beer' without looking away
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tweeting this less than 24 hours before your colleagues publicly vote you out of your job is so funny
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DPxDC Unhinged Feral Boyfriends
The whole Batfam is under the assumption that Damian is the feral child. The assassin, the wild one, the demon brat that bites and stabs. Jason usually takes the second place, what with guns, heads in the duffelbag, and being a crime lord.
But Tim? Come on, even Duke is more feral than him. Tim is a nerd, and he keeps to his own devices most of the time, and, sure, sometimes he is plenty unhinged. But he's okay. Seventh place on the unofficial List of Feral Bats.
He's got a boyfriend lately, have you heard? Tim hadn't brought him to the manor for dinner yet, but each and every Bat and Bird have already seen the guy - in person or through the surveillance cameras or background checks, doesn't matter. Either way, Daniel Fenton is quite literally a ray of sunshine.
They look very cute together.
That is, until one day, they witness Danny and Tim rip Joker's ribcage out of his chest.
Nothing could have prepared them for it. It was just another patrol, just another night of fighting crime, nothing out of the ordinary. Sure, Joker was on the loose, but so far, no one has tracked the Clown down or seen any of his goons.
But then, Red Robin's tracker went offline. The Bats started searching for him immediately - his last recorded location, his trackers, his route, everything. But when they managed to find him...
Well.
They didn't only find him in that warehouse.
They found Joker, choking on the ground and clawing at his own neck, like trying to force some air inside his lungs. Over him, Danny was squatting on the ground, his eyes thoughtful and not worried in the slightest, tapping on his chin. And, just a step behind him, Red Robin is holding a fucking ribcage in his hands, studying it with calm curiosity.
"Should we put it back now?" Tim asks, relaxed and easy, like they are speaking about whether they should or should not get another box of cereal in a store.
Danny shrugs, "I mean, if you want to. It's not like he's gonna die in the next ten or so minutes, you've got time."
And then, as Batman makes the slightest of noises, Danny's head snaps to him, and the boy smiles, cheerful and bright. Like the ray of sunshine he is.
"Hi, Bats!" Then he blinks and looks down to Joker, who is already frothing at the mouth, "Oh, don't worry about him, he won't die. Red's just putting a tracker in his manibrium."
"I figured it'd be easier to find him next time if he can't get the tracker out," Tim nods, unbothered, as he is tinkering with the ribcage in his hands before passing it back to Danny, "Okay, done. Put it back."
Danny takes the ribcage and presses it to Joker's chest. And, before they know it, the bones sink inside the man, like a hand in a bowl of sand.
Danny wipes his hands on his jeans and stands. Tim smiles at the Bats, none of whom know what to say and where to start.
The next day, Joker is back at Arkham with a tracker in his sternum, Danny is invited to dinner in the manor, and Tim takes the first place of the Feral List, with a note 'never leave unattended when Danny is nearby'.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dpxdc#tim drake#batfam#batman#joker#im sorry i live for these two doung heavily unhinged things without batting an eye#dead tired#brain dead#also yes i know you cant really take the ribcage out of the body while not killing the person#i dont care#magic go brrr#cork writes#cork prompts
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"Dude," Steve says, pressing on his eyes because he feels like he's about to cry. "What the fuck."
"What?" Dustin squeaks, alarmed. "What? Steve, you're freaking me out!"
"Good!" Because Steve just worked eighteen hours and it's past midnight and he got thrown up on twice and there was a bed pan incident and even though he showered at the hospital he probably smells awful and it rained and he lost his keys so he had to take the bus and he's sweaty and tired and wet and cold and Dustin's DnD friend is hot. "I can't believe you'd do this to me!" Okay, maybe Steve's feeling a little delirious.
"Do what??" Dustin is full on shrieking right now. His hot friend is standing in their apartment looking more and more worried and hot.
"You didn't tell me he was hot!"
The expressions that go across Dustin's face is impressive, before they stop and he settles on a flat glare. "Seriously??"
Hot guy is now blushing and Steve will collapse if he doesn't keep with the righteous fury.
"I've been TRYING to get you two to meet for months now!"
"You didn't tell me he was hot, though! Dustin!!"
"I don't know what guys are hot, Steve!" Dustin says indignantly. "I thought you didn't like nerds!"
"Dustin!"
"Um," says hot guy. He looks like he's panicking.
Dustin's face changes again. "Oh, no. Oh, no, you're right."
"All this time!" Steve says and he really is close to tears. "You've been nagging on me all this time to find my soulmate, and you had the perfect guy right here?? You had him in my home??? Dustin!"
"Whoa," whispers hot guy.
"I'm sorry," Dustin wails now, just as distraught. "You love nerds, all your favorite people are nerds, I don't know what I was thinking, oh my god!" He whirls on hot guy. "Eddie, give Steve your number right now!"
"Okay," says hot guy Eddie, immediately. His face is super red and his eyes are wide, and he looks scared out of his mind as he fumbles his pocket for his phone. "Yeah-Yep-Absolutely. This is a thing that's happening."
Steve, tears burning in his eyes, watches as Dustin punches his number into Eddie's phone. "Okay," he says a little nasally, wiping quickly at his face. "Okay, I'm going to shower and then sleep for two days, and then pretend like this never happened so I can look hot guy in the eye when he asks me on a date. Sound good?"
"Sounds great!" Dustin says, all cheery now. Behind him, still looking vaguely scared for his life, hot guy gives him a shaky thumbs up.
#robin sitting up out of a dead sleep in her girlfriend's bed: something just happened#steddie#stranger things#dustin henderson is the worlds worst and best wingman i am so sorry to steve and eddie#eddie is less scared and more turned on but he IS still a lil scared bcs the sexiest man alive looked him in the eye and then started cryin#nurse steve my beloved#my steddies
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first meeting
#rdr2#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#issac morgan#man sees baby for the first time ever and is surprised that theyre tiny little creatures#arthur being the man he is mustve had SO many emotions holding issac for the first time. and this is all he manages to say in the moment#im lowkey projecting bc when i met my niece i absolutely REFUSED to hold her until i saw her the second time and i was like.#oh my fucking god shes so fucking tiny#anyway. i hope nothing bad happens to them ever<3#btw arthurs clothes come from an edit of a young version of him that i saw#and i also saw a video of someone managing to find a repurposed model of eliza in rdr2s data and shes got dark hair!#so i gave issac dark hair (and arthurs blue eyes<3)#arthurs definitrly into people with dark hair#pspspspsp arthur i have dark hair pspspspspspspsp#AHEM anyway-#sorry i cant draw babies even tho i see one all the time now LMFAO#my art
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no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity
#succession#succposting#tomgreg#twin peaks#fnaf#lotr#dr jekyll and mr hyde#psycho#bates motel#the silver eyes#Saw#saw franchise#saw 2004#redscrawl#detroit become human#the cosmere#mistborn#star trek enterprise#star trek tos#silent hill#silent hill 2#silent hill 3#resident evil#resident evil 4#911 show#killing eve#horror#the walking dead#twd
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POV: you’re trying to teach him his name but he still doesn’t get it
#I can hear the nintendog sound in my head whenever I don’t get something#also blue eyed stare#TW blue eyes#ourthur#rdr2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption fanart#read dead redemption#red dead redemption 2
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These three tweets showed up like this on my timeline (blurring mine):
I keep on hoping that people will see enough death and suffering that it'll make them want to stop this. That they'll see the shared humanity and imagine if it were them or their family or friend and think, this is unbearable.
#if rafah is not that point#there is no point#all eyes on rafah#rafah#free palestine#palestine#israel#us politics#dead child tw
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Whoops! What do you do when you accidentally kidnap the daughter of the man who recently single-handedly executed the violent takeover of a nation
(Law and Bonney AU)
#look which au is back from the dead!#law and bonney au#one piece au#trafalgar law#jewelry bonney#op spoilers#bonney is healed already here! the gems are gone :)#law’s life just flashed before his eyes
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Crying
#jamie campbell bower#jamie bower#lmao#he ain't dead#twitter#💀#also he is far too beautiful to be included in the rat boy category#do y'all have eyes?
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We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like
Which has lead to:
Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!
#you're doing it son you're using your words#new life strategy: stare the thing that upsets you dead in the eye#and chant#ANGER#if it's half as freeing as kiddo makes it look you'll soon feel amazing
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boy hostage (spiritual successor to this)
big brother to the rescue:
#back at it again at krispy kreme#sart#tim drake#dick grayson#dc#dick & tim#some of my favorite things about canon are a) dick being (ferally) protective of tim#and b) that gotham villains refer to robin and nightwing as brothers#idk i love drawing tim a little bloody#he's ok!!! dick got to him on time im realizing he kinda looks dead#oh OTHER favorite thing is those panels of vigilantes where all u can make out of their features are their glowing eyes#(my excuse for not drawing tim's belt is that if he had it he'd've escaped so they must have gotten it off him)
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One of my favorite things about Dead Boy Detectives is when Edwin gets all lecture-y and serious and Charles is just staring at him like this
#the heart eyes dude 😭💕#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#edwin payne#watch this show btw#get it renewed or I will violently cry at you#payneland
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dead boy detectives not getting to be 20 episode long seasons like doctor who or supernatural where they have episodes just doing shit is so unfortunate because they could have done an episode where they have a case involving cowboys and we could have got charles in a cowboy hat listening to country music and using a bad southern accent
#crystal and niko teach them the cotton eye joe#dead boy detectives#edwin payne#charles rowland#payneland#please draw charles in a cowboy hat#i need it
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A cosplay compilation ✨️ this isn't everything that I've done over the last two years, just a few highlights! I'm still very much at the beginning of my cosplay journey, but I have big plans for the next year!
Uh hi 👋 I didn't realize y'all would like this so much. Feel free to follow me on IG and Tiktok if you want regular cosplay updates! I'm @fullmetalharmony on both
#cosplay#disabled cosplayer#physical disability#cripplepunk#disabled#fullmetal alchemist#fma brotherhood#edward elric#anime#finn the human#adventure time#zelda#legend of zelda#link#link totk#ash williams#evil dead#googly eyes#worm on a string#chia pet#horror#fantasy#artists on tumblr#crafts#biblically accurate#spongebob
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James Potter and Sirius Black
#this is so them i don’t even have to explain#regulus and remus are standing there rolling their eyes#marauders#jegulus#prongsfoot#marauders era#wolfstar#james potter#sirius black#regulus black#starchaser#dead gay wizards
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