#dc the rogues gallery

[writing-nothing-but-spilled-ink]

I need more of this version of joker just being silly look at him he's literally quoting the Grinch hello and unironically says mine is bigger like put this joker in media more please 😭 I'm tired of serious scary joker I want silly joker doing random shit just cause he can and fucking with people just for fun

Via the long Halloween issue I think 3 or 4 I'll double check tho and edit this so it is correct

[wus-ro]

Girl, so betrayed

[rad-batson]

Broke: Batman has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s paranoid that a supervillain will infiltrate his tech or the batcave and steal sensitive information.

Woke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because his kids won’t stop hacking into the bat computer so they can throw themselves into even more danger unsupervised.

Bespoke: Bruce has the most complex passwords imaginable because he’s personal friends with literally half of the rogues gallery, and they keep fucking changing his wallpaper every time they come over for game night.

[wlzerd]

[frownyalfred]

The Rogues all like Batman because he’s actually a really good active listener and only tries to fight them/escape once they’re done explaining their evil plan. He’s going to beat them up or arrest them eventually, but he nods and makes little agreeing noises when they start talking and that shit is addicting.

[snow-bees]

happy pride month to Robin and unhappy pride month to everyone else here

[shyjusticewarrior]

Duke: What are you doing here?

Duke: ... Your excellency.

Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."

Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.

[mrsegbert]

[leoleolovesdc]

The fact that Batman insists on calling his villains by their names makes me feel so many things.

He insists on these people’s humanity even after everything they’ve done.

That’s not Poison Ivy, that’s Pamela.

That’s not Harley Quinn, that’s Harleen.

That’s not Scarecrow, that’s Doctor Crane.

That’s not Killer Croc, that’s Waylon.

That’s not Riddler, that’s Ed.

They’re not a “rogues gallery”, they are people.

[finzphoenix]

Hims...u///u

[mimicben]

they're twins now, cuz when I was a child i thought the Riddler n poison ivy were related cuz they were both ginger and wore green. I am avenging my younger self

[marble-highway]

I need more “Harvey Dent learns to love and accept himself” storylines :)

[bruciemilf]

Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.

He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.

The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy

If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment

Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,

She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.

Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,

" arrest him??"

Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"

Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens

" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask

[ihatebrainstorm]

Jazz picked out Prowl's clothing for the company gala =^. .^=

(She normally never attends, but promised to come with Jazz just this once):

[Prowl wears a glass eye whenever she's in public to cover up the fact that she's lost one. She only bothers to take out her prosthetic and wear an eye patch around people who know her secret identity. Even then tho, only a handful of super-villains and the police know that the Batman is missing an eye.]

[sop-soap]

Nights in Arkham Asylum real

My brother agreed that this image is what the Gotham rogue gallery does when they’re in Arkham

[timblrdrake]

wayne enterprises funds centres for queer youth in gotham so they don’t grow up and try to fight batman