#dating ford pines

[aceistheplace86]

Dating The Stan twins competitive dancer!reader (Tap, lyrical ballet ect)

Stan:

-would go to all your shows

-is the loudest person there, cheering you on of course

-brings you flowers for your first and last competition and every recital

-if he can do anything to help you practice trust that he will

-you two work out together

-that accidentally starts a competition on who can do more push ups

-when he gets kicked out he goes to find you but tells you not to follow him “You’re going to make a name for yourself. I can’t be the one to drag you down with me”

-when he gets older and he “inherits” the mystery shack he keeps one room completely empty. Doesn’t tell the twins why.

-“Grunkle Stan why can’t Mable and I have our own room? That one’s empty”

-*locks it and slips the key in his pocket* “‘cause it’s locked and I dunno where the key is”

-when you guys reunite he cries because he can’t out right tell you who he is

-but you figure it out quickly. He’s your Stanley and he always has been

-once he confesses everything, he shows you the room he kept for you.

-he catches you practicing

Ford

-doesn’t come to a lot of performances

-it’s not that he doesn’t want to he just has things that are scheduled on the nights you preform

-only a handful of times did he not show because he lost track of time studying. He apologizes profusely every time

-you start to bring him the recordings and he happily watches them

-does his best to participate in his own way. He studies the history of certain dance styles. Then he would teach you about things he learned

-“did you know Dance competitions were popular forms of entertainment in the post-Civil War era?”

-you think it’s adorable that he’s showing you he cares in his own way.

-when he gets in the fight with Stanley you try and show him that maybe this could lead to better things. That not going to this one college doesn’t define him

-he does not take that well and you guys lose contact during college

-he gets back in contact with you and his brother after a while

-it hurts to see this man only a shell of himself

-it breaks you when he gets pulled into the portal. You try your best to help Stan bring him back

-you go on to teach dance. Dance was a passion of yours, and teaching reminds you of the love you lost.

[evilgoodguys]

...clearly, he's not jealous.

[dr-rato]

Pls enjoy this silly lil storyboard I made

[time-woods]

guy doesnt know what pins n needles are

( part1-2/? ?)

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[vnillacone]

HI

[angelyuji]

ford pines dating headcanons

18+!!! minors dni!!

cw // sexual content under the cut

cutie patootie

FIT AS FUCKKKKK

writes about you in his journal like first time he sees you, first date, every single thought about you? journaled!!

he wanted to ask you out but he was sooo nervous you would reject him, especially considering how young and pretty you are

he was scared you would laugh at him for trying

so he didn’t try :(

so when you showed up at the mystery shack and asked him out to dinner, he would’ve jumped for joy

“you-you’re asking me? on a date?” ford stares at you, mouth open. you tilt your head in confusion and ford almost melts. he clears his throat, “i-i would love to, (y/n). thank you.” ford blushes.

your first date was cute, he was so flustered and so nervous

i feel like he calls you by your name, sometimes by your last name, sometimes like ms/mr. last name. idk he’s silly like that

HE loves pet names tho, he lovessss pet names

when you call him love, baby, sweetheart, anythingggg he loves it

he especially loves when you call him sir like in any context

idk he’s silly like that :)

literally the sweetest man in the world

constantly thinking about you and talking about you

constantly creating new things/inventions for you

he would start writing up the mock-up of a project or an experiment and start thinking about you and then end up making something he thinks you’d like

sooo down bad for u dude, would give you the world if you asked

i feel like bill would find his love for you either fascinating or be so insanely jealous that you’ve got ford wrapped around your finger like that’s his man

imo the only solution is a threesome

WHAATTT WHO SAID THAT…. some of these artists draw bill so fine that i cant help it

he loves when you’re passionate about something! it doesn’t have to be mysteries and monsters, but just something that makes you yap (but he also loves when you listen to him talk, he’s more of a talker than a listener but he will listen to you)

yk that scene in those cliché romcoms… idk how to describe it so ill just put it into dialogue

‘gorgeous’ ford hums as you talk, the way your lips move, your expressions, everything hypnotizes him. ‘gorgeous’ he can’t help, but be enamored with you. you’re smart, kind, and passionate. “gorgeous” you stop and look at him.

“thank you?” you tilt your head at his words and his eyes went wide. he sputters as you laugh.

can have moments of smooth talk and flirting but the moment you reciprocate, he’s red in the face and stuttering

need him carnally, need him ways that even god will not allow me into heaven

switch!!!

he can do both i fear

he’s okay with you on top or him, definitely depends on his mood

like i said, FIT AS FUCK, whatever he’s been doing in that portal has treated him well

not insecure about his body more insecure about his lack of experience

he never talks about it about the stuff from before

he did a lot of research in positions, toys, and stuff like that

you had to tell him to calm down and take it slow

he’s more into giving pleasure than receiving

he wants you to feel good more than he wants to feel good

if you feel good, he feels good ykwim?

hes sooo pathetic tbh like begging, pleading, to eat you out like he wants it so bad

his glasses would fog up as you guys make out and he whips them off like sung-hoon does in business proposal

honestly that entire scene in business proposal?? ford.

hgnhhghghgngngnhgn i need him i feel ill

[heph]

Body type headcanon/ref of the Stan twins...! (Hair redacted for clarity)

[im-so-normal-iswear]

Stanford x reader head canons:

Overprotective, has good intentions, just still paranoid

Blushes surprisingly easily, and it's really obvious too

Doesn't 100% register how fucking hot he is

Ima be real, this man has zero freak, look at him, he has not one freaky bone in his entire body

Maybe a teensy weensy bit of freak

Would still be freaky if you wanted

Was a bit why holding hands at first because he's still a bit insecure about his polydactly

Likes holding hands because his hand basically engulfs yours because of his six fingers

You guys play dungeons dungeons, and more dungeons, regularly, like at the bare minimum once a week

Likes having you rely on him, not too much obviously but still

Kiss his fingers and he'll immediately fold

You actually like his tattoos and if you don't then you're wrong

Loves going hiking with you, or just nature walks in general

I feel like he'd either be too worried for you to join him or absolutely 100% want you to join him in monster hunting

When he introduced you to him mom she loved you (couldn't introduce you to his dad since he's kinda.. 💀)

Def the type to cosplay, you cosplay as couples together, or just cosplay in general sometimes

Likes sleeping on your shoulder, lap, chest, etc.

Loves you reading him to sleep, he loves the sound of your voice

Also will Yap and debate about like a lot of complex stuff, he gives your brain a workout

KISSES

REQUEST: OPEN

[antonymziie]

stargazing. . .

the first date! well, the first time they started acknowledging that they were a thing. alt-ford was the first to admit feelings, and bill was genuinely shocked by this from the fact alt-ford appeared to be so collected and cold around everyone.

[saltavenegar]

Ford would be the biggest fucking Strahd simp and you can’t convince me otherwise

[primreaperstuff]

Ford's dreams of getting a pop quiz on what he's attracted reminds me of Mabel's Guide to Dating, where Mabel springs a 9000-question quiz on Soos, Dipper, and Stan to determine their dateability.

I mean, these two are on a similar wavelength, clearly.

[aceistheplace86]

Ephemeral

///Good job @nyx-stars and anyone else who cracked the code!

You were waiting patiently at the Greasy Diner, wearing your favorite formal outfit. You had originally come into the diner in awe of the setup, there were fairy lights hung on the ceiling, and a table had a tablecloth with a single red rose and a candle.

You knew Ford had gotten Lazy Susan to keep open the diner for your guy's special date night. But now, as you sit and wait alone, the awe you once felt had faded. Ford was almost an hour late.

“Hiya Hun,” Susan said coming up sadly “I-I have to close up soon”

You didn’t make eye contact with her; you couldn’t bear to see the pitiful look she was surely giving you. “That’s Okay Susan” You blew out the candle and handed her the rose “Thank you for letting me stay.”

She smiled sadly and took the rose, handing you a container “Pie. For you”

You started your drive back to the Shack; you were so angry and confused. Ford knew how important tonight was, he had to have known because it was important to him too. Wasn’t it?

You got to the Shack, walked in, and slammed the door shut, which startled Stan who had gotten himself comfortable in his armchair.

“What are you doing back?” he asked confused then stopped “Wait, I never saw Sixer leave.”

“That’s because he never showed up” you scoffed.

“What?!” He stood up “You know how long it took me to set that stuff up? And what it took to convince Lazy Susan to stay open late” He paused “It didn’t take much convincin’ but still!”

“He didn’t even decorate it?” Your voice was barely above a whisper, causing Stan’s face to fall.

“It was his idea y’know. I was just the one who set it up. He said he wanted to get ready” He explained, “Do you want me to go yell at him or somethin’?”

You shook your head “I got this.” You made your way to the lab and were soon met with Ford, who was hunched over a desk, mumbling to himself.

“Ford.” The sound of your voice seemed to startle him because he whirled around.

“Oh, Hello my darling!” he said cheerily “What are you doing down here?”

“You missed our dinner.” You ignored the flutter in your chest at that nickname.

“I probably didn’t miss much; Stan was talking about ordering pizza” He chuckled turning back to his work

“Our dinner. Ford.” You repeat.

He paused and turned to look at you “Our dinner to celebrate…” He trails off “Oh my love, I am sorry. I was just about to get ready when I realized something. Do you remember my Multiverse Echo Theory? Every event that occurs in Gravity Falls creates a ripple in the fabric of reality, leading to the formation of alternate dimensions.” He recalls excitedly “I believe that if I can find a way to tune into these echoes, I could access knowledge or maybe even resources from other dimensions that could help uncover the mysteries of this town! I have been working on a device that can track and measure these dimensional fluctuations” He paused and glanced back at his notes “However, one could argue about the ethical implications of meddling with the multiverse”

Just like that, you had lost him again to his work. He was no longer paying attention to you. “Ford you missed our dinner” You repeated.

“Yes, I apologize for that dear,” he says not looking at you, but writing down in his journal. “We could reschedule for tomorrow.”

“That is not the point Stanford!” You were tired, having little to no fight left in you anymore. Not for another conversation where you had to beg him to give you even the tiniest bit of attention even for a moment. The only reason you hadn’t given up was because there had been times when it felt like Ford was improving, that you didn’t have to fight for his attention.

He taught you some of his favorite meals to cook. He drove an hour out of town to take you to a bookstore. He wrote you poems. He was there when you woke up in the morning. That was probably your favorite part. Rolling over to be met with his warm body instead of the cold, empty side of the bed. It hurt to know he would rather go straight to the lab in the morning, that was if he had even come to your shared room in the first place.

“I don’t understand,” He says “You want a dinner, I will make plans for us to have dinner tomorrow. But for now, would you like to help me?” he waved over to his notes “Stanley made Dipper go to bed”

“You aren’t listening to me, Stanford!” You cried out “There are other things that can give your life meaning. More important things than… than this!” You said gesturing to the lab.

“What?” Ford replied shortly “Like you?”

You stood frozen. Is that really what he thought about your relationship? About you? “I think you should apologize”

“And I think you should leave” His back was towards you.

“Fine” You whispered, “I can’t watch you do this to yourself anymore Ford.”

“Like it’s so difficult for you?” He muttered.

“Yes! It breaks my heart to see you this way! You spent your childhood chasing after a place where you could fit in, somewhere where you would find love. You completely ignored your brother who was there for you” You started “And now you are starting to completely ignore me, I thought you would change once we got you back with the portal. I thought you would be different” Before Ford had gotten sucked into the portal, your relationship was a bit rocky, but you chalked it up to the fight he had with his brother, but he only continued to ice you out. It was good for the first few months when he came back, but now he started to isolate himself again.

You had dedicated your life to helping Ford feel like he belonged, and you stuck by Stanley as he tried to bring back his brother. “I gave up everything for you Stanford!”

“I never asked you to”

“You did when you said you loved me”

He stared at you for a long while before he turned away and went back to his desk.

You felt defeated. You looked down at your hand and slipped off the ring. “Goodbye Stanford” You set the ring on top of his journal and walked out. You didn’t even bother packing a bag, you just got in your car and drove off.

Pt 2. Here

[kblyx3]

[rystiel]

well that’s one way to come out i guess

[skylightdistraction]

Apologies if someone has already done this but this image popped into my head and I couldn't let it go until I brought it into the world

[babydriverseeseverything]

BONUS

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