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cuubism · 2 months ago

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i feel like dream in human aus is usually characterized as being more stoic and stern while hob is more easygoing, but i think it would be funny to have a university au where hob is the professor who's like "no work is deserving of 100%. find 27 more sources and do it again" while dream is just like "they put their dreams into it, hob 🥺 A+! A+! A+! A+!"

#hob: you got this date wrong in the paper. c-#dream: i like all the misspelled words. really adds personality to the story. A+#hob is the ideal teacher for students whove always gotten good grades easily and need someone to challenge them more #dream is the ideal professor for students who struggle with self confidence and need to feel more capable #hob should only teach 400 level senior classes. dream teaches Intro to Poetry 😂#one time they swap papers to grade and then hob's like 'dream why did you give all my students As' dream's like 'they tried their best 🥺'#hob's like THEYRE HISTORY MAJORS DOING THEIR DISSERTATION AND YOU LET ONE OF THEM SPELL HATE AS 'H8'#dream: why'd you give my students Bs :(. hob: one of them turned in a coffee stain as a poem? wth #dream: everything is poetry hob. it's abstract. oh my god you dont get it at all 🙄#dream's unconventional method does work tho. he has an uncanny ability to get even the most disengaged students to care SOMUCH about poetry

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neottia-orchids · 3 months ago

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I want the world to know that Boimler calling Mariner "Mare-Bear" will live rent free in my mind forever.

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bs-ent · 1 year ago

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right in front of his meat pie

#day6 #sungjin #dowoon #bob thee builder (like megan thee stallion).....#Park SungJJIN S2 EP.11 #busan bros #SUNGJIN&DOWOON's Banter-filled Ginger Bear Date #*gif #bs

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inactiveobeymeblog · 7 months ago

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No matter how I look at it, compared to Asmo, Lucifer has the smaller waist.

#please let me have this #obey me nb #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me lucifer #obey me fandom #obey me swd #obey me Asmo #I just really like his waist #don’t go all technically and that bs #I just want to reel him in by his waist #and then tease him about it #let me have this #lucifer obey me #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus obey me

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helpiamlostsomewhereinthegarden · 3 months ago

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Lucifer: What is wrong with you?

MC: Many, many things...

MC: And most of them are your fucking fault.

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justmenoworries · 2 months ago

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Really funny how LO's narrative and fans wanna make us believe Hades' type are strong women when he literally has a history of sabotaging every ambitious woman in his life, making them dependant on him and then preying on them at their most vulnerable.

#anti lore olympus #lo critical #lore olympus critical #name one woman hades has dated that wasn't in some way dependant on him #no Hera doesn't count #she literally had no one else to turn to for emotional support #Hades actively creates these situations where he can swoop in and act as the knight in shining armor for these women #He hates actually strong women #you can see it in how he treats demeter #his main reason for never attempting to court her (aside from her not even wanting his stanky groomer ass)#is that demeter can see right through his bs and has repeatedly called him out #I don't believe for a second that Hades sabotaging Demeter's attempt to become queen of the mortal realm was anything other #than spite from an insecure man-baby who couldn't handle the thought of a woman in power

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duckyfann9871 · 9 months ago

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Who’s the kitten now, Masamune ^_^

#ikemen sengoku #masamune date #he’s literally a grumpy cat #he’s so cute #ikesen #ikesen masamune #he’s my babygirl #cybird #ikemen series #otome #ikesen MC is the absolute best #queen does not take bs from anyone #she’s probably my fav of the Ike series MCs

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fluffypotatey · 6 months ago

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Can we please see Javy (Top Gun) and Javi (Twisters) in a fic or blurb?

hm well i haven’t written their official intro to each other yet (and i do plan to in Jake’s pov) but i got memes for how it would go down!

it’s literally just two different memes but one’s edited two more times lol

#so like #imagine: Jake and Javy coming to Oklahoma to check and see if the Wranglers are ok and not caught up in the worst of the tornado outbreak #(spoiler alert! they’re right in the middle of it and almost died!!!)#so you have an emotionally constipated Jake worrying about his cousin (Tyler) and of course his cousin looks fine when they reunite #all smiles and shit and even on some dumb coffee date (cue the huffiness and pouting)#MEANWHILE!!! Javy is catching up with the Wrnaglers who tell him all the tea with Storm Par and Boone & Lily start laughing bc #‘Looks like we had a Javy with us this whole time!!!’ bc of Javi #and who does Javy end up meeting minutes later???? JAVI!!! and both of them find some humor in all this #(Javy more than Javi because he knows exactly how Jake will react)#and Javy is right because the moment Javi is introduced Jake begins to pout again and be all huffy bc #‘for fucks sake Ty! couldn’t stop at one Javy could you!’#color Javi and Kate confused while Javy is cackling and joking about how flattered he is on how taken Tyler is of him #Boone is 100% no help and immediately begins to tell Jake and Javy (while the rest are still here) about Tyler always feeling #the need to needle Javi for the pettiest of shit #Kate finds this all hilarious. Javi isn’t sure if he should tease Tyler or stay flustered. and poor Tyler.exe has stopped functioning #Jake is still huffy some days later #(Tyler sighs so loudly about it telling Jake that sometimes Tyler’s actions or friends are not correlated to Jake’s self centered ass)#(Jake calls bs on that)#asks #tgm x twisters #jake hangman seresin #javy coyote machado #javi twisters #twisters javi #twisters #twisters 2024 #top gun maverick #tgm au #tyler owens

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dizzybizz · 2 years ago

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Hii!!

Can i ask some sampard content? I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOUR ART STILE AND SKILL 💔💔💔/pos

WEEEEe TYSM!!!1!11!

this is a perfect opportunity to open my csp file reserved for sampard and sampard alone

they are cat and mouse, tom and jerry lookin ass

#sorry to literally all the other reqs in my inboxxxxxx im just doing em when i have motivation which is very inconsitent so 🙏🙏🙏#im on my sampard bs rn #but i should be going to bed so thats gonna have to be it for today lol #honkai star rail #sampo koski #gepard landau #sampard #doodle #my art #i have had this file going since may 3rd #i have a date for the day my sampard brain rot started #isnt that beautiful #now i can have an anniversary for them too

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cyberhai · 1 year ago

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In my zesty little opinion, the best LGBT rep can always be found in stories that aren't like. Explicitly marketed as Queer Media™.

The latest sanitized booktok Radical Queer Transgender Sapphic Witch Polyamorous Vampire Romance: hot wattpad trash

36-year-old gaming franchise with multiple gay and bisexual characters, multiple canonical same-sex romances, and gnc men, ranging from Hero to Morally Grey to Fucking Bastard: HOORAY!

#a lot of lgbt characters in mgs are alas subject to dated bs stereotypes #but theyre all genuinely interesting characters #and i love 99 percent of them #more gay bastards please and thank you #gay bastards and gay morons and gay war criminals #mgs #metal gear solid #big boss #revolver ocelot #kazuhira miller #solid snake #otacon #dr strangelove #the boss mgs #and god knows how many other glorious zesty motherfuckers

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albino-parakeet · 9 months ago

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I need to be sleeping cause I have to get up for work in like... 2 hours.

But oh my god. I'm thinking about The Long Run... that episode. And the little flashbacks being tinted orange. I went rabid over it.

I cannot believe that the silly dinosaur show I love has a Canon sapphic couple in it. They are girlfriends.... it's hit me hard again

Oughhhh they're girlfriends. They love each other so much

#camp cretaceous #chaos theory #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #yasammy #I love them so much.#Please let them stay together in chaos theory. No bs break up plot yall already did that and weren't even dating at that time.#I remember everyone on dinotwt when Zach was like “oh yeah these are the campers fav movies”#And Yaz's was “Personal Best”#And everyone was just 👀

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ryn-halo26 · 9 months ago

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"TenTen!! Give me attention!" "Be patient, my gem♡"

TenTen my love<3 @another-lost-mc I need more of him please and thank you

#ryn's bs #obey me #obey me oc #obey me shall we date #obey me fanart #obey me mc #i keep forgetting to schedule my posts #another character whose clothes are in my nightmares #he's really cute ngl #orvyn is attention deprived because a certain archmage wont give them attention

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nartml · 11 months ago

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Gojo is a masterful gaslighter and he 100% gets a kick out of using his skills on unsuspecting victims. It's like crack to him.

#gojo saturo #he is a little shit at heart #i firmly believe this #especially in his highschool days #oh he would do it nonstop #and #geto suguru #would totally enable him. he's also a little shit at heart #he'd be all straightfaced and serious and people would fall for it all the damn time #sometimes he'd never even reveal to them that he was lying his ass off #he'd just let them think that whatever bs he was spewing was true #legends say some of his victims are still confused to date #jjk #satosugu #stsg #gojo headcanons #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen

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wakeywakeyjakey · 4 months ago

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I'm 35,000 words into writing a longfic about the Batman/Bruce/Matches DID system and I'm obsessed with it. It includes Bat/Joker, Bruce/Harvey, and Matches/Harv and the differences in each of those dynamics is 🤌

(Batman and Bruce know about each other but they don't know about Matches and Matches doesn't know about them--what could POSSIBLY go wrong?)