#dating bs

[bs-ent]

right in front of his meat pie

[inactiveobeymeblog]

No matter how I look at it, compared to Asmo, Lucifer has the smaller waist.

[fluffypotatey]

Can we please see Javy (Top Gun) and Javi (Twisters) in a fic or blurb?

hm well i haven’t written their official intro to each other yet (and i do plan to in Jake’s pov) but i got memes for how it would go down!

it’s literally just two different memes but one’s edited two more times lol

[dizzybizz]

Hii!!

Can i ask some sampard content? I'M SO IN LOVE WITH YOUR ART STILE AND SKILL 💔💔💔/pos

WEEEEe TYSM!!!1!11!

this is a perfect opportunity to open my csp file reserved for sampard and sampard alone

they are cat and mouse, tom and jerry lookin ass

[duckyfann9871]

Who’s the kitten now, Masamune ^_^

[cyberhai]

In my zesty little opinion, the best LGBT rep can always be found in stories that aren't like. Explicitly marketed as Queer Media™.

The latest sanitized booktok Radical Queer Transgender Sapphic Witch Polyamorous Vampire Romance: hot wattpad trash

36-year-old gaming franchise with multiple gay and bisexual characters, multiple canonical same-sex romances, and gnc men, ranging from Hero to Morally Grey to Fucking Bastard: HOORAY!

[albino-parakeet]

I need to be sleeping cause I have to get up for work in like... 2 hours.

But oh my god. I'm thinking about The Long Run... that episode. And the little flashbacks being tinted orange. I went rabid over it.

I cannot believe that the silly dinosaur show I love has a Canon sapphic couple in it. They are girlfriends.... it's hit me hard again

Oughhhh they're girlfriends. They love each other so much

[ryn-halo26]

"TenTen!! Give me attention!" "Be patient, my gem♡"

TenTen my love<3 @another-lost-mc I need more of him please and thank you

[nartml]

Gojo is a masterful gaslighter and he 100% gets a kick out of using his skills on unsuspecting victims. It's like crack to him.

[whatsamatteratsu]

First half of part 4 of bewitching star au!

Get to learn a little about magic!

[agustdiv1ne]

i just flirted with a man (over text) for 3 hours and now i'm going on a date with him tomorrow...what if i just throw myself off a bridge first

[da-shrimping-station]

Mammon and Beelzebub bond through parkour

I will die on this hill.

Imagine them trying it out for the first time. Lots of fumbling, missteps, and failed jumps. But they're sturdy! If they bungle a fall they got wings!

And it's so fun for them because you can't do parkour in the Celestial Realm! The walls and structures are smooth and perfect, no handholds or footholds. Ledges so polished, it's hard to get a good grip on it. The buildings are far too stretched out there's no choice but to rely on their wings to cross. The best they can do is to run laps around the fields or fly. Not to mention they're angels and they gotta behave.

But in the Devildom and now that they're demons? Oh hell the fuck yes they can be gremlins climbing and jumping all over.

The buildings there are a mishmash of different styles and eras. From brick and wood houses from bygone days to sleek and modern homes. Traditional looking taverns and izakayas on the same street as concrete and glass office buildings. An old tavern on the outside but is a modern cafe on the inside.

Both boys are over the moon from all the variety. Running on cobblestones that become asphalt in the next turn. Climbing up a house's brick wall to jump to the adjacent building's fire escape railings. Messing up tiled roofs and denting antennas. Tripping alarms (both mechanical and magical) as they go through a window. Using their wings for an extra oomph to make the jump. Stopping by a fast food place mid run because the smell was too irresistible then going back at it after a short break. Sometimes they'd be in a goofy mood and race each other from point A to point B. "Hey hey race ya to that funny lookin statue!"

It's not without property damages and injuries of course.

Beelzebub landed too hard on someone's roof because he jumped from a place too high.

Mammon breaking a pole after using it as some sort of springboard.

Bumping into the demons who occupy/work at the places they're parkouring at.

Leaving claws marks on surfaces because they needed a more secure and better grip.

Sprains and scrapes because they went too fast and wasn't able to control their momentum.

Being covered in dirt or dripping wet from failing stunts.

The House of Lamentation gets a stream of complaint letters attached with pictures and quotes of the damages. Both have so much fun with it that Lucifer is willing to put up with the complaints.

They'd come home all sweaty but smiling, talking about their run in excited voices and eager to try a new route or a new stunt.

[fategoflatass]

Dating!Jinmao where Jinshi gets very insisting on Maomao to use pet names with him. Of course, she refuses multiple times due to the embarrassment it provoked her, the sheer thought making her shiver.

He never ceases on his petitions though, so she ends up giving in. But under one condition—only after he'd finished every single one of his daily bureaucratic endeavors. He agrees,

It takes days of trial and error, until it happens—just like an unexpected rain during dry season, that day's workload had been significantly smaller compared to the others. And with the power of simpism enthusiasm, he'd managed to finish it all in one seating.

Jinshi let out a satisfied sigh as the set the last document aside, his work for the day finished. He tried repressing himself, although there were some stray maiden-in-love-like giggles here and there. Basen, once again, considers early retirement.

He abandons his office to and makes a beeline towards his beloved's workplace. (Un)Fortunately, he finds Maomao by herself. His smile gets even bigger as he stands there in silence, awaiting for his much deserved treat of the day. Her expression denoted anguish and later defeat, knowing she only had herself to blame for this.

She let's out a sigh, leaving her matter aside and getting face to face with her now partner. The girl makes a manner with her hand, indicating him to lower his head to which he does. She then pets his head and says "Well done, slug".

His eyes open wide in surprise. She starts thinking to herself that she might've messed things up, until she saw him getting flustered. Yes, she had definitely messed up.

They (she) never did that again.

[midnighteclipze]

Sanity? Nonexistent. But worth it to look at and feel the beans!

She may be a God, but she's also a cat, and I love cats :3

[reluctantbylerblog]

I don't expect to get good feedback but I feel like I need to say this: not everything is about taylor swift. yes, her ex posted an article about gaza on his instagram story the day of her birthday. but to call that a targeted act of malice, done solely to make her look bad, in my opinion, is in very poor taste to the current situation in gaza. don't get me wrong, I love taylor, some days she's all that gets me through the day, but she is NOT the center of everyone's universe. joe alwyn called for a ceasefire LAST WEEK, along with many other celebrities, among which taylor was not one of them. I don't even keep up with what the guy is up to and even I knew he called for a ceasefire. I think it's likely, with this being her first birthday since the breakup and with her living her life much more publicly, he knew fans were going to be paying more attention to what he posted and rather than give fodder to that certain subsect of swifties that like to hate on every person that was once in her life (I'm looking at you, people who were making fun of karlie kloss for her seats at so-fi stadium) he decided instead to turn heads to the current genocide in gaza! let me repeat that: there is a genocide going on! not everyone is thinking about taylor swift rn bffr!

furthermore, if you think his speaking out makes her look bad, think about why that is. I don't think celebrities have an obligation to "speak out" just because they are celebrities, but there is no denying taylor speaking out in support of palestine could literally be a key factor in turning public opinion in palestine's favor.

using the actual human suffering of the palestinian people as a way to make things about cheap celebrity gossip and "throwing shade" just to make your favorite celebrity look good is fucking tacky and it makes me ashamed to be in this fandom. if you're going to be doing that, the least you can do is click a button every once in a while too

[little-cereal-draws]

I transcribed Ballister's notes

Image 1.

Location Stables 2

locker

Blitz's stall

Weapon cart (this one has an asterisk and is circled)

Location Glorodome 3

stage

Noble boxes?

Image 2.

Hidden Tech?

Details

weight off?

no scar (I think this means the "B" on the hilt was wrong)

no visible accommodations

->

Sabotaged sword

->

Logistics

where?

* Who has the resources to create this (this one has an asterisk and is circled)

when was this imp. ???

Reason?

Image 3.

The note on the left is labeled Timeline. Some lines are circled, numbered. or asterisked. The note on the right has a lot of text, some of it crossed out, and a box at the bottom

Image 4.

A close up on the box at the bottom of the note from the last image. It says Location Institute 1. There are three bullet points under it but I can't read them

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This is so interesting to me!!! I'm so happy that Blitzmeyer got a little shout out and the implication that he met her right before the knighting ceremony opens up so many possibilities. And the fact that he was considering that the blast came from the noble's boxes at one point really shows what he thinks of them (and possibly ambrosius' family by extension? maybe? for angst?) Idk there's just so many cool things here

pt 1, pt 2, pt 4, pt 5