#dancings not a crime
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can we talk about how wilson’s office is right next to house’s?
isn’t he supposed to be the head of oncology? babygirl, why aren’t you, idk, stationed in the oncology department? why do you just happen to have an office adjoined to your boybestfriend’s? why do your two offices have a connected balcony? why are you the only people in the whole hospital with a setup like that?? who put you guys together? cuddy? that’s like a teacher sitting students with crushes on each other at the same table. why does she let you stay there when she’s seen the situations it produces? does she ship it too? we know she does enjoy the insanity, to an extent. does the entire hospital have a betting pool on when house and wilson will finally get their shit together? probably.
these two dumbasses are so the main characters, its blatantly obvious that the entire world is built around them. i love it.
#my favourite worsties locked in a decades-long gay psychosexual dance#and we do know that cuddy ships it lol#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#gregory house#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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Anyway, happy pride month to whatever it's going on between these two 🏳️🌈
#pride month#venom 3#venom the last dance#venom#be gay do crimes#these movies are the epitome of queer you can't convince me otherwise#venom is a queer icon#horse venom#idiots in love
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Old Hollywood having a gay old time!
#film#filmedit#classicfilmsource#uservintage#classicfilmblr#mine#west side story#bringing up baby#vertigo 1958#north by northwest#sabrina 1954#shall we dance 1937#why does the north by northwest one feels like a hate crime......
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"but that's all changed since we've been like one"
#art#my art#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#fanart#john doe malevolent#i wanted to draw them dancing#IS THAT A CRIME!?!!
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PARTNER IN CRIME I Concert Promo
#partner in crime#jack and joker#yinwar#yin x war#jack & joker#jack & joker u steal my heart#jack and joker u steal my heart#uservix#jack & joker: u steal my heart!#userrlaura#userrlana#userspicy#yin anan#war wanarat#this type of energy in jack and joker PLEASE - im sure we're getting it but PLEASE#im sure joke is this exact type of menace#also not the throwing of the money and getting an actual lap 'dance' in return#mywork
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happy pride month hannibal nation 🫡 prints available here!
#hannigram dancing bc its a crime they didnt#artists on tumblr#digital art#nbc hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal fanart#hannigram#hannigram fanart#will graham#will graham fanart#hannibal lecter#hannibal lecter fanart#nbc hannibal art
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Chess of the Wind (Mohammad Reza Aslani, 1976)
#Films watched in 2024#Chess of the wind#Mohammad Reza Aslani#Aslani#1976#Shatranje bad#Shatranj-e baad#Shohreh Aghdashloo#siete#Mohamad Ali Keshavarz#interiors#decoration#stairs#architecture#drama#intrigue#crime#family#money#long shot#dance
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personal experiences. sharing things for the sake of sharing at this point
the game doesn't have a whole lot of words to translate but russian translation hits different somehow
#buckshot roulette#buckshot roulette fanart#buckshot roulette dealer#dealer buckshot roulette#the dealer#doodle post#doodle dump#every now and then i remember that posting rough nonsense on my artblog isn't a crime and maybe something i should do more often#i only have like two people i usually share these with and both of them are learning of the game solely through me lol#the grid is just a csp image material i found recently. leaving it in because i feel like it adds to it#edit: i uploaded the Wrong screenshot version goddammit#also: 'last dance' would probably br more accurate in place of 'final' if i wanted to be Direct but i forgot to change it
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Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)
#The odyssey#Pre-canon#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#I need to know how their courting went down#I bet it was insane#And also filled with sweet heartfelt crafts#Helen and the suitors in the background watching odypen commit crimes like it's some fucked up mating dance#Going what the fuck what the fuck#Helen: I'm so glad you found someone to match your freak pen but odysseus broke into our tressurary yesterday and father almost killed him#Helen: so maybe turn it down okay#Helen: At least while your father is here#Penelope: absolutely not did you see how hot ody's smug face was when he waltzed in carrying all of our precious jewels#Penelope: how will I know he's the one if he won't commit crimes against man and gods on my say so#Penelope: besides now I can steal his ships and I have not had this much fun in years
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Roevember 18: Comrades
To say Robyn was initially intimidated by the Scions is a bit of an understatement. Dealing with a group of highly intelligent and well educated scholars was not normally in her wheelhouse, and she often felt a bit embarrassed at her own humble upbringing.
But she quickly found refuge with their approachable receptionist, and a fast friendship was born. The trials they faced in Ishgard and Kugane only strengthened their bond. As much as Robyn has protected Tataru over the years, Tataru has also protected her from those who would try to take advantage of the hero.
And one day, Tataru helped Robyn take on perhaps her greatest challenge yet - learning how to read. (Look, she may have been motivated to do more than have Tataru read her letters to her and secretly pen her responses, especially to a certain miqo'te woman back in Eorzea)
#RoevemberXIV2024#RoevemberXIV#ffxiv#tataru taru#robyn#everything ostornwyn#maybe ill write these letters at some point#both robyn and y'shtola dancing around confessing their feelings#afraid if they dont they wont get another chance#afraid if they do things will get complicated#and tataru loving bearing witness to the drama#anyways...this is the last of my work aheads...so hopefully crimes come back soon
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You're looking and whispering You think I'm someone else This is hell, yes Literal hell
#andy black#the shadow side#we don't have to dance#andy bvb#andy biersack#guy of all time 🖤#maeve.gif#bleeders and AB were tied so I made an executive decision <3#this video always gives me old hollywood silent film vibes#it's probably the black and white#but my silent film rockerboy <3#wdhtd has such a special place in my heart as the first EVER song of his i heard#crime that i haven't giffed it until now
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the Wednesday trifecta
#house md#hate crimes md#james wilson#wilson’s wretched white dance wednesday#wilson pussy indulgence wednesday#and#sparkle on! it’s wednesday!#anya’s b.s. (badly edited shitposts)#bonus points if you know what symbol i edited them on top of#collect all three to obtain the power of the Goddess /j#queue#an anya original#100#200#note to self: edit and put the original sparkle on in there#anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)
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Ok so I recently rewatched ghoul’s rule after a decade and like
It held up surprisingly well hahahahahahahah
The whole movie truly was Jackson’s (and holt’s) no good very bad very horrible extremely terrible day! The whole time he was just going through it!
I’ll draw them properly one day but for now here’s some memes
#monster high#jackson jekyll#holt hyde#I really had to laugh at the ending like I know it’s a kid’s movie so they can’t go TOO dark but like#they really ended prejudice and hate crimes with a dance party HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA#Like poor Jackson and holt nobody even apologised to them!!!#it was so funny seeing Jackson at a normie high school though like throw that poor guy a bone let him enjoy being normal hahahah#but the sad thing is that he’s not very normal at all according to normie standards :)#rewatching this movie is making me dig a rabbit hole about these two
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Yeah well suck it up boy
#pennywise#pennywise the dancing clown#itmovie#it chapter one#it chapter two#it 2017#pennywise x reader#dont worry#he has comitted too much war crimes
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This is a very very unfinished thought but I've been thinking a lot as I reread the books about how the women of House of the Dragon don't really get catharsis and how that'll likely be worse in S2. Say what you want about asoiaf but a number of named women there experience catharsis.
They kill their abusers (Lysa, Cersei, Dany). They regain some agency after a violation (Lysa, Cersei, Lady Stoneheart, Dany), and they refuse to forgive the people complicit in their subjugation (Lysa, Cersei, Dany, Lady Stoneheart, Jeyne Westerling).
Obviously, three or four isn't enough in such an expansive cast of characters but the point remains that they claw back their autonomy however they have to. They're allowed to be angry, bitter, unforgiving and cruel to their abusers in a way women in House of the Dragon just aren't allowed. They're allowed grief, grief that is violent and destructive.
The women of House of the Dragon don't get angry. They stand around and stare plaintively at the camera, they cry prettily, and they plead for peace and non-violence. They suffer and suffer and suffer and there's no relief.
#although dany doesn't really set out to kill her abuser#in fact she doesn't really think of him as her abuser#but the fact remains that her story begins with his death#she gains her dragons and agency through his death#lysa murdering jon arryn#lysa not going to riverrun when hoster is on his deathbed despite cat's letters#she denies him relief for his crimes against her and it's one of my favourite moments in asoiaf#cersei killing robert#cersei eating robert's children taking back reproductive autonomy from the man that hurt her#lady stoneheart turning her grief and pain onto the riverlands#she hangs freys boltons and lannisters uncaringly#it's a failing of the storytelling because this is supposed to be the feminist retelling of the dance#but instead the misogyny that leads up to the dance has been defanged.#the point of the show has been obscured behind endless arguments of the supposed illegitimacy of rhaenyra's first three children#the women fighting for power have been replaced by evil men perched on their shoulders telling them to do bad things#they're helpless victims carried along by the stream of inevitability#or something idk#also i am not including alicent trying to take luke's eye and injuring rhaenyra as cathartic because they are not the cause of her sufferin#house of the dragon#not asoiaf thoughts#daenerys targaryen#lysa arryn#cersei lannister#lady stoneheart#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#helaena targaryen#rhaenys targaryen
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