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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream
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#ASJKSJSKS#better man#<- is that what its called? idk i'm just calling it the robbie williams monkey movie
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you could say that the world’s richest man was stupid and impulsive enough to do a nazi salute on stage twice without considering the backlash, but really what I think happened is the world’s richest man implicitly or explicitly calculated that in the current political and medial environment he could do a nazi salute on stage twice and not suffer any adverse consequences. which is worse. a lot worse.
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they need to let me in the criterion closet. they’re missing out by not letting average people off the street just walk into that closet and grab a couple of freebies let me INNNNN i can be funny sometimes and insightful occasionally i think i deserve it.
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i think i just had a regular human experience
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the idea that dressed boring/plain means a person is boring is well... uh. ok. i'm going to be nice. some of us don't live in outfit world.
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Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
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And if I said toxic old woman yuri…
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anyone up in the cave want to come misinterpret shadows with me
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guess who’s back in business? It’s me.
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likeeee. the serve. scientology must be destroyed
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