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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

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DO NOT fuck evil people, you will get pregnant with an evil baby.

If you are evil do not fuck good people, you will have a nuanced baby.

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Hieronymus Bosch - Visions of the Hereafter

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Look, I don't necessarily expect people writing historical fiction to rigorously research the language of the period, but I recently bumped into a story where a guy who was ostensibly born in the year 1805 uses the word "parkour" in his internal monologue, and there are limits.

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I need to admit something to the US Tumblrinas. Philadelphia isn't a place to me. It's a cream cheese. You say "philadelphia" or "philly" and I immediately, and exclusively, think of the cream cheese. "Twelve people die in Philadelphia disaster" wow that must've been a Molasses Flood style event

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lets learn words

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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.

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Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags

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where’s that picture of franz kafka where he looks really gay

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The themes and motifs website when a movie’s thesis is about white culture vultures and the vampiric nature of white cultural assimilation: oh my god I have to fuck that Irish guy