#dan malone

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[charlietheepicwriter7]

You know those fics where Dan raises deaged Danny, Dani, and/or Jazz in Gotham?

Well, those fics but add that Dan starts working for the Malone crime family, specifically under Matches Malone, who has a soft-spot for the single father and gives him parenting advice.

[sundewhasaudhd]

I know no one asked for this, but I don’t give a fuck

✨Ranking Joey Ritcher Hatchetverse characters by how gender they are✨

11)Dan Reynolds. Nothing much to say honestly. He’s just a guy, and he gives me zero gender envy.

10)Jangle. I don’t know man. He’s like, slightly higher than Dan.

9)Thrash. Yes, Thrash is a very gender name, and his got pink streaks in his hair. But he’s hair is too messy (and not in the gender way) and his facial hair is just not gender.

8)Danny. I really don’t know man. Just kinda gender, don’t know why, don’t know how, he just is

7)Cineplex teen. Same as Danny, but double the sentiment.

6)Malone. The long hair and the stinky-ness is pretty gender, but he’s just missing something.

5)Ted Spankoffski. He’s pretty fucking gender, but like, he feels too cis to be number one.

4)Pete Spankoffski. Good gender. Very scrummy. But he doesn’t have the same… ✨gender spice✨ that the other three have.

3) Wilbur Cross. This is like a case of I don’t know if I want to be him (and by be him I mean steal his gender) or be with him, except I know the answer, and it’s both.

2)Ezekiel. There’s just something so gender about that bird that I can’t quite explain.

1)ETHAN!!!!!!!!!! ETHAN GREEN!!!! No one else had a change to be honest. Just look at him! FUCKING LOOK AT HIM! I hair, the earring, the jacket, his entire fucking demeanor! The gender ever

That’s it. I’m gonna go work art for Paulkins week, then work on some art for a DSMP thing I’m participating in. Enjoy the list I guess :}

[venomousray]

Finally posting this after forever but here’s my Joey richter full body lineup I’ve had for a while that I use mainly for colour references as lighting in photos is my worst enemy. + the random ass vet character Joey played in daddy with like 2 lines that I randomly gave lore to who I couldn’t fit onto the image. There is a Ted image too but until I master drawing his hair I will not be posting it. Only posting these now as I’m redrawing them with some actual posing gradually. (Though I’ve only finished cineplex teen, thrash and malone so far)

[philsaysfuck]

HELP I JUST FOUND THE CURSED RAINBOW LOOM DAN AND PHIL I MADE IN HIGH SCHOOL

[lightscamerabitchsmileee]

Vote for your fave & Reblog 😊😊

[awigglycultist]

Stay with me for a sec:

So Boy Jerry is a reporter (or at least he seems to be)

Dan & Donna are news presentors

Malone & Shapiro are detectives

Gary is an attorney

They kinda all fit together in a way and I need a story with them all

Barry's also there bc I need him to interact with Gary please

[cinelestial]

2025 GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATIONS FOR BEST COUNTRY DUO/GROUP PERFORMANCE

Beyoncé & Miley Cyrus - II Most Wanted Brothers Osborne - Break Mine Dan + Shay - Bigger Houses Kelsea Ballerini & Noah Kahan - Cowboys Cry Too Post Malone ft Morgan Wallen - I Had Some Help

[ilovejevsjeans]

2018- Abu Dhabi- Last weekend in the Red Bull garage for a while.

[geekcavepodcast]

Dear Santa Trailer

Let this be a lesson. Spelling is very important, kids.

Dear Santa stars Jack Black, Robert Timothy Smith, Keegan-Michael Key, Brianne Howey, Hayes MacArthur, Post Malone, P.J. Byrne, Jaden Carson Baker, and Kai Cech. The film is directed by Bobby Farrelly. The screenplay is written by Ricky Blitt and Peter Farrelly from a story they concieved with Dan Ewen.

Dear Santa hits Paramount+ and on Digital on November 25, 2024.

[midnight-star-world]

11-30-24 Billboard Country Music Airplay Chart

#CountryMusic

So today I will be bringing you the Top 20 Country Music Songs for the week of 11/30/24 from the Billboard Country Music Airplay Chart. So let's get started right now.

Number 20 belongs to Lainey Wilson who is new to the list this week - 4x4xU.

Number 19 belongs to Post Malone featuring Luke Combs who are staying in the same spot as last week - Guy for that.

Number 18 belongs to Riley Green who is staying in the same spot as last week - Damn good day to leave.

Number 17 belongs to Keith Urban who is dropping 1 spot this week - Messed up as me.

Number 16 belongs to Blake Shelton who is new to the list this week - Texas.

Number 15 belongs to Tim McGraw who is dropping 10 spots this week - One bad habit.

Number 14 belongs to Dan + Shay who are staying in the same spot as last week - Bigger houses.

Number 13 belongs to Tucker Wetmore who is staying in the same spot as last week - Wind up missin' you.

Number 12 belongs to Morgan Wallen who is moving up 3 spots this week - Love somebody.

Number 11 belongs to Dylan Marlowe & Dylan Scott who are moving up 1 spot this week - Boys back home.

Number 10 belongs to Koe Wetzel & Jessie Murph who are moving up 1 spot this week - High road.

Number 9 belongs to Ella Langley featuring Riley Green who are dropping 1 spot this week - You look like you love me.

Number 8 belongs to Marshmello & Kane Brown who are dropping 4 spots this week - Miles on it.

Number 7 belongs to George Birge who is moving up 2 spots this week - Cowboy songs.

Number 6 belongs to Parmalee who is moving up 1 spot this week - Gonna love you.

Number 5 belongs to Shaboozey who is moving up 1 spot this week - A bar song (Tipsy).

Number 4 belongs to Morgan Wallen who is dropping 3 spots this week - Lies lies lies.

Number 3 belongs to Post Malone featuring Blake Shelton who are staying in the same spot as last week - Pour me a drink.

Number 2 belongs to Thomas Rhett who is moving up 8 spots this week - Beautiful as you.

Number 1 belongs to Jelly Roll who is moving up 1 spot this week to regain the top - I am not okay.

And that's a wrap for the Top 20 Country Music Songs for the week of 11/30/24 from the Billboard Country Music Airplay Charts. And thanks as always goes out to the Billboard Country Music Airplay Charts. And thanks as well goes out to you for taking the time to read this weekly list. See ya all next time.

[adamwatchesmovies]

Dear Santa (2024)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Dear Santa is a film that doesn’t know where to stand. Luckily, Jack Black’s performance and the original premise are enough to bridge the gap. You categorize the picture as an enjoyable but imperfect PG-13 Holiday comedy. Then, we get to the gigantic pile of coal of a conclusion. It’s such a bad call you have to dismiss the entire film because of it.

Dyslexic 6th-grader Liam Turner (Robert Timothy Smith) mistakenly sends his holiday wishlist to Satan instead of Santa Claus. When “Santa Claus” (Jack Black) appears in his room and offers to grant Liam three wishes for an undisclosed price, he’s initially skeptical – this jolly red fellow doesn’t look like he does on the greeting cards – but accepts. His first wish is for his crush at school, Emma (Kai Cech), to give him a chance.

If I hadn’t told you the film’s MPAA rating, what would you have guessed was the target audience for this movie? Probably the same crowd that saw Sausage Party or Good Boys? Surely not children with the whole “Satan is trying to trick this pre-teen into giving him his soul" thing. The jokes write themselves. Satan needs to grant Liam’s wishes to keep making more. Once he grants that third one, the boy's going straight to Hell. Can Satan fulfill the boy's deepest desires without giving away his true identity? Keep in mind, that those wishes might be harder to fulfill than you think because the kid is… kind of dumb. Infernal powers can only do so much, you know? Before you get upset, I’m not calling Liam dumb because he’s dyslexic. I’m saying he’s dumb because he a) still believes in Santa Claus despite being in the sixth grade and b) Confuses Satan for Santa Claus. This is a comedy so you’re willing to suspend your disbelief. In fact, Liam not realizing something that obvious is the joke. Even so, the part feels like it was meant for someone younger than twelve. The problem is, our protagonist can’t be too young because if he was any littler, his crush on Emma would be weird. It’s still weird now. The screenplay by Ricky Blitt and Peter Farrelly, with Jack Black (who I assume wrote most of his own dialogue because the other two are credited with the story, along with Dan Ewen) does give another reason for why this seemingly dopey kid is so easily tricked by the fallen angel but we’ll get to that a little later and even with that extra reason, he’s still too old to be duped this easily.

The PG-13 rating is not due to violence, gore or frightening imagery. It's due to language as Satan liberally says shit, ass, damn, crap, hell, etc. That wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing. If this movie had tweaked it humour and premise to appeal to younger children, you can see how it would’ve been successful. In fact, it is often successful, thanks to Jack Black. He’s clearly having a great time with this role, he has all the best lines and the funniest scenes. He even plays a pretty good “Santa”. The reason you keep watching despite everything is because of him, and to a certain extent, Robert Timothy Smith. He and Black play off each other well.

Despite the film’s confused identity, I might’ve given it a mild recommendation if it weren’t for the ending. When we learn that Liam’s parents (Brianne Howey as Molly and Hayes MacArthur as Bill) are having marital problems, you think it’s just so they can be kept busy their son runs around with the Prince of Darkness. When you learn the marriage is strained because Liam’s younger brother recently passed away, you think “That’s unusually harsh for a goofy movie like this” but you file it away as an odd decision on top of the choice to waste Keegan-Michael Key as Liam’s psychiatrist and below the scene where Post Malone is magicked into becoming Liam’s best friend. Actually, it’s the crack that will cause the dam to burst. Eventually, Liam proves himself a good boy. His unselfish wishes melt Satan’s heart. As a reward, The Devil resurrects poor, dead Spencer and alters everyone’s memories (save for Liam’s) accordingly. First of all, this contradicts an earlier scene where Satan explicitly says he cannot change history. Second of all, what is this movie trying to say? At best, it’s “If you’re good enough, ANYTHING you want will come true”. At worst, it’s "Send a letter to a demonic entity and you’ll be able to snap the laws of the universe in half.” It’s genuinely upsetting; a complete, jaw-dropping miscalculation.

The "I can’t believe you actually went there” conclusion should make Dear Santa worth a watch but it doesn’t. The film constantly hints at the success it could’ve been but even if it was tonally consistent, the finale leaves you angry and confused. Not in a “What happened?” kind of way; in a “What were they thinking?” kind of way. Again, I feel like I’m making it sound like this is so bad you’ve got to see it for yourself, but it’s merely a letdown. (December 6, 2024)

[halcyoncyrus]

just you wait until i drop my hatchetfield oc just you wait (realises his lore is connected to 3 different joey characters) wait fuck hold on

[fatsamsgrandslam]

im going to pie the speakeasy

average dandy dan activities

[zef-zef]

Acronym (Dan Vicente) & Kali Malone

source: orbmag 📸: ???

[philsaysfuck]

love when ppl i haven’t talked to in forever send me something dan and phil are doing like “have you seen this how are you doing” of course i have im doing great actually this isn’t even the most unhinged shit they’ve done lately