#dan is so real....

[snoozydnp]

your icon is such an iconic picture of phil

omg RIGHT

his slutty emo twink era is everything to me... he just had it yknow he embodied the era in ways very few ever could and im obsessed (i say this like im not obsessed with every single era of his)

[boopjuice]

Okay, I have A Thought.

So I've seen around a few times that Danny's heart stops and freaks out people with superhearing, particularly Superman and his family. Que the freaking out because this child's heart has stopped and they haven't even seemed to notice.

But what if Danny keeping his heart beating takes effort? He has to focus on it at least a little all the time to seem more human. But if he's relaxed because he's, say, gaming over at Tucker's, he stops paying attention to if his heart is beating or not, and it stops. Sort of like how if you're walking around in a place you don't know in the middle of the night, you're tense and worried, but once you make it to a little area or a place you know better you stop being so nervous.

All that to say, having a beating heart is a stress response for halfas. And, like any other stress response, having it be constantly active can have long term negative effects. This was discovered by Frostbite shortly before Danny told his parents about being a halfa, and in fact influenced that decision. It turned out well, and Danny's heart began to stop more and more frequently while at home, to the point that it rarely ever beats at home now.

So que Phantom joining the League through some shenanigan or another, and together they're working to dismantle the Anti-Ecto Acts. The League knows he's powerful, but he's paranoid enough that he hasn't told them about the whole "half dead" thing. He's wandering around the Watchtower, chatting with Superman as they walk past a window that looks out into space. Danny's chatting about his weekend plans with Sam and Tuck, Superman's chatting about his upcoming visit to Ma and Pa's farm, and suddenly the kid's heart just stops.

And Superman freaks out. Because there is a child right next to him having a heart attack and seemingly not knowing.

He rushes Phantom to the medbay, only for his heart to be beating again? And the kid looks really freaked out and confused now. So he apologizes, explains what he heard, or rather didn't hear, and asks if it's an arrhythmia or something.

And now Danny, poor, socially awkward, barely a sophomore in high school Danny, gets to explain that sometimes, if he's really happy and content and feels safe, his heart stops and it is actually a good thing.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“why sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!” no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. that’s not phil that’s the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure 😤

[blossoms-phan]

i fear im literally never getting over this like the excited little taps… “you’re the same person!!” that’s his little guy. and they’ve had each other. for 15 years.

[totalincandescense]

Im tired of them

[reunitedinterlude]

phil: whenever i see an ambulance, i like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death (1, 2, 3)

[ninyard]

exy fans + twitter (the trial: day one)

[pinofdnp]

<3

[thenocarts]

I saw someone do a body type headcanon years ago and I'm coppying it, hello world

[treestomeetyou]

It’s so funny to me that the phandom has been around long enough to have phannies who have established careers in media and then get to interview Dan and Phil. I just keep thinking about how that logic is universally applicable. The person teaching your kids might be a phannie (me, lol). Your dentist might be a phannie. Your local news anchor might be a phannie.

Who knows, maybe the next paramedic/doctor that has to address the inevitable next Dan/Phil medial disaster might be a phannie.

[dykephan]

phil had a hoe phase no doubt about it but i think even then he was hoping he would find his soulmate whereas dan set out to have a hoe phase because he felt like he was unlovable and instead he found his soulmate on his first real try

[amid-fandoms]

dan's gym rat goals:

be healthier ❌❌❌

be able to lift phil up ✅✅✅

[soydyke]

[lobotomist-at-claires]

my mom would do wonders on phannie tumblr. upon seeing sister daniel for the first time last night she just went "so dan's only here to be phil's arm candy isn't he"

[danrifics]

your latest tweet. it's WHAT

THIS PHOTO IS NOT REAL

CONNOR AND JOEY ARE PHOTOSHOPPED INTO IT

this is the original photo just the 4 of them

[ditzytwinks]

phil is honestly great representation for smart people who can’t speak