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biohazard-inevitable · 2 years

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I just re-read the first chapter of a billdip fic i started ages ago called soul seller and WHAT THE FUCK WAS I ON??? ITS SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IMAGRY IVE EVER CREATED???? I WROTE THIS??? ME??? FUCKING HOW????

#im in sheer shock #i read it and got enthralled and was like #damn this is good- wait a minute #I WROTE THIS???#ME???#its an eldritch beauty #i underestimate myself WAY too much #billdip

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th30sstuff · 4 months

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NB!MC applying positive parenting on the brothers and trying hard not to laugh whenever it works BECAUSE IT DOES.

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MC: Mammon, I know you hate going to RAD, it's tiring but let's test how fast can you put your uniform on?

Mammon:..... Ok.

MC: Levi, I know the game is so much fun but you need to get out of this room, want to decide which shoe are you wearing for a walk?

MC: Beel, going on a rampage because there's no food anymore is a big no no, you understand that? Good, now apologise to the poor waiter.

Waiter: WHAT THE FUCK

MC: Satan, are you sure killing this demon because he looked at you is the best idea? No? Ok, so let's just take a deep breath, alright?

MC: Belphie I understand you're too lazy but you have a meeting in 30 minutes, if you promise me you can get ready in 20 minutes I'll let you take more 10 minutes of napping, ok?

Belphie: Twenty.

MC: alright.

MC: Lucifer, I know this paperwork is VEEERY FUN, but you need to take care of yourself, alright, you get to choose, do you want to have a proper meal in five minutes or ten minutes?

Lucifer: ten minutes.

MC: Alright, I'll put a timer, I'll come to check on you in ten minutes.

#Asmo doesn't need this #He's naturally a good boy #One day one of them see this trend on tiktok and goes 'WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!'#plan ruined😞#obey me!#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me nb

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miroimirage · 22 days

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kinos-fortress-2 · 6 months

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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.

#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool #WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE #she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT #ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all #because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed #she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie #or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy #and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes #me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult #oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her #prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours #but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about #her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them #crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips #takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure

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stabbyfoxandrew · 3 months

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i want to crawl under my desk and go to sleep

#that is not possible because i cannot fit under there #damn it #i want a nest man #somewhere nice and cozy and just for me where i can stare at the wall for hours #that sounds.. good #btw i'm really tired of not being a pretty boy like what the fuck #lol the mental illness really shining through tonight #but i opened pinterest and almost burst into tears because there was a pretty guy and i am not him #sigh i guess i have to be this horrible thing until i die #unfair really #i need to be medicated i think it would help #i just haven't felt great the last few days #wait. couple of weeks?#i can't remember.#but i don't feel like me.#at least i have my stupid otome soundtrack to keep me company sing at me pretty anime boys.#lol watch me delete this in 9 minutes or smth #unless i forget #idk i just wanted to vent i guess don't read this shit #i'm happy nice aerie really. just not right now #god it's only 7:45 #at least my hair is clean i guess #sigh #diaerie #delete later

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s1xseasonsandamov1e · 2 months

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the day i discovered chappell roan…

#i heard this song and went wait a damn minute…. this bitch good #and the rest was history #yes i asked spotify for my data so i could find the exact day i listened to chappell roan for the first time #what about it #chappell roan #anyway #i’m a day oner

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nectaric · 6 days

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another ooc post from renee!!!! but here's the deal. i have a shit ton of stuff to accomplish today, but i'm giving myself a lil break rn to write bc i deserve it uwu so consider this a lil call for me to send u memes while i attempt to dive into my inbox n drafts

#i think i wanna start w/ drafts today #there's so much good shit in there????? i looked and was like WAIT A DAMN MINUTE-#i'm meal prepping for my dogs also n i needed a break from the raw meat lmfao send help

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marcirose · 2 years

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Self-indulgent Buddy Daddies omegaverse idea thanks to Kazuki's delusional ass we love him tho where Rei is a late-bloomer alpha who has his first rut kick-started by one of Kazuki's stronger heats and he's confused as fuck cause he thought he was a beta this whole time

#buddy daddies #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #omegaverse #i just think it'd be so funny #everyone thinks rei is a beta and rei thinks he's a beta and he doesn't really get all of the customs #and then that one heat hits and rei's like 'damn kazuki smells really fucking good'#two seconds he's like 'wait a damn minute'#kazuki: why didn't you tell me!?#rei: oh because i wanted us to fail OBVIOUSLY I DIDN'T KNOW #and then when everything is said and done they freak out over who's gonna pick up Miri from daycare #anyway that's one idea I have #the other is a lot more angsty #anyway where are all of the buddy daddies omegaverse headcanons and concepts huh i need them

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malyssmakneile · 2 years

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Cut this nonsense out Monday. I can totally finish it before the event this weekend, right??

(have never done landsknecht before, I think it's doing okay??)

#last minute garb #sca tradition at this point i think #16th century #landsknecht #my first time doing this type of thing and i think it looks damn good okay #not done yet tho #just wait because there WILL be a #codpiece #just try to stop me tbh

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stargazeraldroth · 1 year

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Dreamtale twins angst where Nightmare’s just emotionally constipated and can’t figure out his own feelings, but Dream’s also emotionally constipated and takes everything to heart, especially when it comes from Nightmare. So Dream finally accepts that Nightmare doesn’t want to be his brother anymore and he’s going to honor that wish, at the same that Nightmare comes to terms with the fact that he does still care about Dream and wants to try to make amends.

#dreamtale #dreamtale twins #dream sans #nightmare sans #dreamtale au #why does it feel so good but hurt so bad #this was originally gonna be a post about me complaining that i forgot a cool idea in the shower #and then as i was rambling in the tags #it came back to me #and i was like #wait a damn minute #anyway now i gotta go put this on ao3

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ancientdreamkdj · 3 months

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I'm trying to watch dead boy detectives but I get so much second hand embarrasment from the characters actions, it makes me manifest physical symptoms of anxiety

#The plot of the show makes me really interested tho #That's why I have been battling the second hand embarrasment symptoms #I'm actually putting in effort to push through the discomfort so I can know how the plot develops #But damn if it isn't a bad idea to put teenagers (even if if they're many decades old and dead for a long while) in life and death situatio #Sure sweetie ofc you know what you're doing *draws one more time in the bad choice streak*#You're so mature wow no worries *dials up a therapist* so good in navigating your feelings. Ofc I trust you with your decisions #They be like “I am sure of this” and I'm like an intolerant parent rolling my eyes... sweetie itll pass #Just wait until the character development hits you in the next 20 minutes #Or in the next episode #It's just a phase #Oh look! I am sure the thing you're hiding from others will bear no consequences!#*episode ends* oh. It was the spinjing point of a conflict. Who would have guessed that!#Teenagers being teenagers #By the way... not a single one of them looks like a teenager #Jenny scoffed at Crystal saying she is twenty two and I felt personally offended... I thought she was in her thirties!#Until that point I was so sure crystal was in her thirties as her age hadn't been addressed in the show before!#Just because someone dresses alt and does weird things like talking to the voices only they hear they are a teenager?#That's very prejudiced #What on earth is the reference for apparent age to americans or britishs...#Thoughts #By me #Review #dead boy detectives

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jawsplitter · 3 months

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the one interview i don't wear my pinhead socks to, i get stood up. Figures

#🔆#waited for 15 minutes in that damn KFC and nobody came to interview me #the employees at the register made it sound like there wasn't even a manager there #so that's a good sign

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freakinator · 4 months

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finally watching minute's how i became immortal vid and wow i completely forgot that early clown and leo had gold trim sets

#vid: How I Became Immortal #meanwhile minute had diamond and made fun of clowns trims lol #unfortunately this was when zam was still wearing quartz so its not Exactly a mob moment #but its still a mob moment to me #good lord the joker arc really activated the demons in me huh #like back then you can barely tell mob was one of my fav teams and now here i am constantly talking about them #the fact that the pmc provides a great narrative and thematic contrast certainly helps #tfw you try to emulate your idol (possibly unintentionally) by having your first teammates be his first teammates #but little did you know you are not him and could never be him #actually when did zam start wearing gold trims again i dont remember #ik it wasnt for Too long cause the entire first half of s5 he was wearing quartz then at some point he started wearing iron i Think #and there was a length of time he just straight up didnt have trims cause he kept losing armor #and during the joker arc he wore amethyst so ig start of the latter half of s5 until abyss/early election arc is when he wore gold???#idk i hate having shit memory man this sucks #checked princezamlive and ok so he didnt have gold trims during early abyss arc either damn #wait did he wear gold trims in s5 at all???#im sure he did but wow i do Not remember #vidwatching #watchblogging

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schrodingers-lesbians · 4 months

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Damn the song First Generation - Unlike Pluto is just Dick Grayson talking to Mary and John huh

#dick grayson #the flying graysons #i was just listening to the song and I was like wait a damn minute and now I'm teary eyed #such a good song such a good character #me and my obsession with projecting my fave songs to my fave characters #richard grayson #nightwing #their little robin 😔

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ereborne · 5 months

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Song of the Day: May 2

"HeatStroke" by KaiL Baxley

#song of the day #late for May 2nd but I have unfortunately napped in precisely the wrong way and blended these two days #so I'm about to have a 10:00am meeting and I'm looking forward to it ending so I can go to sleep until my 4:00pm meeting #I will unfortunately have to set an every-thirty-minutes alarm so I can check my work laptop for messages/emails/etc #but fortunately I can and do and will do that in my sleep no problem #this is a really good song and it's been playing itself out in my head (final chorus to outro to hey-nah-nahs)#since I answered the album ask earlier #I heard 'Boy Got It Bad' by KaiL Baxley in 2014 and absolutely loved it. excellent crooning voice very smooth good vibrations #and then I didn't hear anything else from the artist for ages until I don't even remember why but I looked on bandcamp #picked up the album on a Bandcamp Friday and damn it's good #excellent drive to this song. nice quick pulse and still that good smooth voice. absolutely lovely #'coast to coast we're working up a heatstroke / marked for death I had him from the get-go #take your chance now come on won't you get some / don't wait too long now don't wait too long'

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odinsblog · 2 years

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Okay… today was a lil bit rough on ya boy. Bad, but nothing too serious - if this was the worst that 2023 throws at me, I’m winning like a mf. Anyway I smiled when this happened…. I can’t access the “read more” function anymore, so y’all gon need to see the tags

#lgbt #lgbtq #military channel #lynette nusbacher #so this might come as a surprise to all but my very closest followers #but imma ex military grunt turned peacenik - ya know saw the sausages getting made up close and decided that peace is preferable to war #anyway - in a lot of ways the army is branded into my soul #i still wake up before 4am on most mornings #w/o an alarm clock #i still do *my* version of pt (mine has lap swimming yo)#and i still enjoy learning militarily history/strategy (far too much of it is propaganda unfortunately)#anyway - i like to listen to non controversial things as i drift off to sleep sometimes #and i *love* the history/military channel #but i havent really watched it in a good minute right?#so im drifting off to sleeping (today was unusually skressful but thats another whole ass post)#so im listening to the military channel and i hear a familiar voice #and immediately i think to myself - oh thats that british dude #but ……… when i briefly open my eyes to see him talking …….#its *actually* ( …wait for it…) lynette nusbacher!#and i saw her face and i was like damn odin you slippin son #ive watched the military channel so much i coulda sworn it was that dude speaking #so now im kinda half awake and im questioning myself right? like - i might forget names but i fuckn knowwww faces and voices #so they flash her name across the screen and i hit up wikipedia and boom!#lynette nusbacher is trans! and the mf military channel still has her on 🤯#anyway - imma cis/het brutha but that made me happy for all my trans friends skrugglin out there #i didnt know

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