#dag man

[dutchjan]

February 20, 2023

[themummersfolly]

In a kinder world, Mary Jabassa lives to a ripe old age. She and her wife K.T. Concannon run a greenhouse and nursery called The Green Place.

In a kinder world, Furiosa and Jack are happily married and living in a peaceful working class neighborhood. They've recently started dating a twitchy loner named Max; the three of them get on like a house on fire.

In a kinder world, Joe Moore runs the multinational corporation Aqua Cola with the help of P. L. Eater and M. Kalashnikov. Furiosa and Jack both work for him; Furiosa's building a record of sexual harassment and OSHA and EPA violations he's responsible for. He's about to go down.

In a kinder world, Rictus got a better upbringing and lives with his brother Corpus; they're each other's caretakers. Corpus has a degree in astronomy and contributes to several major publications. Rictus collects Happy Meal toys and harms absolutely no one.

In a kinder world, Angharad and company are sorority sisters going to college. They all have bright futures.

In a kinder world, the Organic Mechanic is a critical care paramedic in a big city. He's exactly the same, he just has better equipment to work with. He still has the tree of evolution tattoo; the tally marks on his arm are successful codes he's worked.

In a kinder world, Dementus is happily pursuing a career in the circus between stints in jail.

In a kinder world, Mr. Harley and his husband Mr. Davidson run a well-known local motorcycle dealership. Mr. Harley is also a chapter president for Bikers Against Child Abuse; he's done time for beating a pedo half to death.

In a kinder world, Smeg is a popular DJ and standup comedian. He runs a blog about the art of mime and physical comedy.

In a kinder world, Hamish "History Man" Campbell still gives the occasional lecture, despite being retired. He spends most of his time with his wife Francesca since she beat cancer years ago. ( @thebyrchentwigges )

In a kinder world, the Octoboss enlisted in the Air Force and is pursuing a degree in aerospace engineering, with an eye on becoming a pilot. He can't seem to let go of his childhood friendship with Dementus; he keeps telling himself this won't come back to bite him in the ass.

In a kinder world, his kid brother Ramboss runs a guide service and competes professionally in motor cross. (This one's for AnimationFan2006)

In a kinder world, Rizzdale Pell is in prison.

[aquitainequeen]

I was thinking about how so many of those with power and authority in the Wasteland are referred to not only by their title, but with an honorific 'the'. So we have The Immortan Joe, The Red/Great/Dark/etc Dementus, and further down there's The People Eater, The Bullet Farmer, The Organic Mechanic, The Octoboss, The History Man. Even some of Joe's trusted subordinates carry this honorific, as the first time we're introduced to Jack he's the Praetorian Jack.

Going back to Fury Road, the same goes for most of the women whom Joe kept locked up in his harem, with a little variation. The Splendid Angharad, Toast the Knowing, The Dag, Cheedo the Fragile.

All of which made me think about Furiosa, who's tried for years upon years to escape the world of the Wasteland and service to the warlords; finally both surrendering to and drawing upon what power and authority she's amassed during that service, in order to have a chance at getting her revenge. How she mutters 'Praetorian Furiosa'. And then when she's ignored, she screams

'I am the Praetorian Furiosa!!!'

[p4rty-p01son]

Really craving a fag rn

[funzige-gedachten]

Yeah you know i am normal about him

[windfighter]

[hvadfandendotjpeg]

Danske reaktionsbilleder, bind 1...?

[nedsseveredhead]

havnt drawn this old fuck in forever asdfg

[bowsnbots]

//-In the build up to the main Fake Noise event I almost opted to have Vigi decide he was gonna be the one to find Fake Noise and then write like 5 drabbles of sending him into just like. Random verses I have on the blog and maybe some extras I know and don't have here completely failing to get anywhere close. And tbh I'm kinda sad I didn't opt to do it

[vriendenboekjes]

just got back from my landlady turned grandma's birthday party and her sons and grandchildren were there as well of course and oooh my goooood. theyve grown up so much. and i dont necessarily want children but the youngest is possibly the cutest kid ive ever seen in my life. and she was stuffing her face with ice cream and it all dripped down because she doesnf have good control over the spoon yet and i was just there like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 the last time i saw a picture of her she was still a baby!!! and now she's like 2 !!!!

[ejendommelig]

Jeg har sovet elendigt, har seriøst drømt, halvvågen, 5-10 gange i den sidste time at jeg kom for sent til time, alle på forskellige måder + at min partner totalt smadrede vores køkken xD what a way to wake up

[httpiastri]

glad lucia jack! ❤️🕯️

åååh glad lucia!! till alla er fina svenskar där ute <33 hoppas ni har ätit en massa goda lussebullar eller skumtomtar eller vad ni än gillar 🫶🫶

[mr-self-destructxx]

goober

[carcrashdeath]

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[iloveotters2000]

schematherapie help me