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dammitadolfnomorecake · 4 years ago

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Once Bitten, Twice Stupid 192

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Holding Keith’s hand in public felt nice. Walking from the hotel to the restaurant, Lance found himself watching families of all types as they walked. He couldn’t help it. A smile coming to his lips as he watched kids nag their parents, or listened to them as they played. His hand sitting on his stomach while his mind substituted the kids for their twins, and the parents as Keith. Keith would be such a good dad. He absolutely knew that for certain. He’d worried when Keith had spent most of the night sleepless, the walk seeming to invigorate him as it wore away Keith’s energy. Keith needed his coffee pronto, lest a server cop his boyfriend’s uncaffeinated anger loaf rage.

Leading Keith into the restaurant, it had a kind of rustic charm. Heavy oak logs made the walls, with all kinds of memorabilia stuck to the walls, including a giant stuffed fish with a plaque that red “Billy Bass”. It appealed to his tacky side in all the right ways. Sending Keith to find a seat, his boyfriend slouched off to throw himself into the only available booth. Lance giving a shake of his head affectionately. He really loved that cranky werewolf. Waddling over to the counter, he forced himself to remember to look and act like a girl. Keith didn’t know he was terrified of the same kind of comments made at the petting zoo being repeated. This trip had to go as well and as smoothly as it could. Picking up the menu, he knew instantly he wanted more than pancakes. Everything smelt vaguely appealing, and Keith would eat like there was no tomorrow.

“What can I do you for, darling?”

Jumping at being unexpectedly talked to, the woman behind the counter cackled at him

“Sorry, love! I didn’t think you’d be lost in thought over a menu”

Lance flashed a smile, careful of his teeth. He kind of wished he’d worn a set of glasses. The more he stood in the restaurant, the more he heard and the bigger the world suddenly seemed to be

“Sorry, everything sounds so good I’m not sure where to begin”

The woman chuckled

“I remember those feelings. How many you got in there?”

“Two. I guess I do look pretty big”

“And carrying low, you’ll be in labour no time, love. Now. What do think?”

No. Nope. No labour for him. Not unless he was comfortably set up at VOLTRON... he’d hold his legs together for as long as possible if their twins dared to think of coming this soon

“I think I’m famished. Can I please order two sets of pancakes and two sets of the bacon breakfasts? Ooooh, and I’ll grab a fruit salad, two of the largest coffees you have, aaaand... I think I’ll have a green tea latte... and a fruit salad. Yeah, that’s all, thank you... oh! Do you guys have soy milk? I don’t want to gas my boyfriend”

The woman behind the counter ogled him fo a moment, shaking her head and laughing again

“I don’t know where you’re going to fit all that... We have soy, almond, and regular. None of that skin stuff”

Lance blushed. He couldn’t help that he didn’t exactly know what he felt like, but food seemed like an amazing idea

“It’s for me and my partner. Soy will be fine, thanks”

The woman slapped his arm gently with the back of her hand

“I know that, love. Just an old woman teasing”

“You don’t look that old”

She looked about the age he should look... her name tag reading “Dae”, the white tag almost lost in the red of her bright red shirt

“That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Now, darling, cash or card?”

“Card please”

The woman rang up there largish breakfast bill. Lance paying as he was trapped into small talk

“So, love. Are you here for our Easter markets? Or you one of those passing through?”

“Oh, my boyfriend and I are spending a few days here. We’re meeting up with some friends”

The woman printed him a receipt without him asking

“I’m sure you’ll find this quite boring compared with the cities around here, but we have own charm. Now, can I get a name for this order?”

He’d been prepared for that. He’d made kind of a mental story for himself. He and his photographer boyfriend were driving up, stopping in small towns as Keith built up a portfolio in the hopes of turning to selling prints online

“Lancella... my, uh, parents were hoping for a boy”

“I’m sure they love you at any rate. We can’t help our names. You go take a load off and I’ll bring your coffee over. Take my advice, love, take a look at the markets while you’re here. They really are something else”

“Awesome. We might just take your advice. Thank you”

Siding, barely, into the booth opposite Keith, Keith was glaring at the menu in his hands. Tugging it free, his boyfriend huffed as Lance set the menu back into its holder

“Your coffee’s coming”

“Good”

Keith should have perked up at the thought of coffee. The scent was strong enough that Lance’s stomach was threatening to turn traitor right there at the booth

“Babe?”

“It’s nothing. You looked like you were having a good conversation, Lancella”

Lance rolled his eyes at the name

“I’m a simple man. The best lies have a kernel of truth in them”

“It pisses me off that you have to lie. You’re you. If people don’t like that, they can go play in traffic”

There was his grumpy little anger loaf. He’d also realised something that was likely to make Keith grumpier

“You can’t just put them in traffic. You know, we’re going to be in trouble”

Keith sighed deeply

“What for now?”

“I’m starving... and all that food has to come back up. Plus, apparently I’m going to pop soon”

Scowling at him, Keith sat back and crossed his arms. His voice firm and joke free

“There’s no way you’re allowed to even think about giving birth in this crappy town. Don’t even think about going into labour”

Sometimes it was scary how in tune they were. He didn’t want to give birth here, yet he couldn’t hate this town

“I don’t know. This town isn’t that crappy. This is the town you were born in and you’re not crappy. Maybe crabby... but not crappy”

“You’re fucking hilarious”

Lance shot his boyfriend double finger guns

“I try. But seriously, I’m starving...”

He’d also forgotten to do his shots before leaving the hotel room. Keith coming out with the bath mat around his waist had driven away the thought. His boyfriend hadn’t questioned why he’d packed heavier than usual. There was a whole suitcase of towels and bedding, waiting to be unpacked. His new plan was that after breakfast they’d unpack a little more, and he’d look up the directions to the cemetery where Keith’s dad was buried. The vampire knew his own pain from having now lost both his parents, yet that was nothing compared to Keith losing his dad at such a young age. Making the comparison seemed really shitty and like it lorded the fact Lance had had his parents for so long, that’s why he’d never say it out loud.

Their conversation was interrupted by the arrival of the coffee and the latte. Keith sliding both mugs towards him as Lance thanked “Dae”. Wrapping his hands around his cold drink, there was kind of a happy peacefulness as Keith took his first sip of coffee. This was nice. Them having no real schedule. Not rushing around. Kind of on a date, but not at the same time...

“Stop staring”

Chuckling, Lance moved his hand up to take the straw between his fingers, stirring his latte as continued to stare

“What are you going to do if I don’t?”

Kicking him under the table, that was Keith’s great comeback

“Really, babe?”

“Fuck you. Fight me”

It’d be soon long since he’d heard that one. The second they found out he was carrying, he had to behave himself and training went out the window

“I could beat you, but we both know you’d liked it”

Delivering the words slowly and purposely, Lance succeeded in making Keith choke on his coffee. Placing the mug down, his boyfriend coughed into his hand

“Fuuuuck...”

“Still want to fight me?”

“Keep this up and I’ll beat your arse so hard you won’t be able to walk for a month”

“Do you promise?”

On the back of choking on his coffee, Keith choked on air. His hand fanning his face as he shook his head

“You deserve to be punched in the dick for that”

“Nah. You love me too much for that”

“God. I fucked that one up”

Lance knew Keith was teasing, yet he felt himself automatically tear up. Apparently he could dish it, but his ego was too much of a diva to take it. Dropping his gaze to his drink, he felt awful for how he’d reacted

“Babe?”

“It’s nothing”

“You know I love you, don’t you?”

“Yeah. Sorry. I guess my hormones are being silly. It’s ridiculous”

Keith wisely decided not to agree with him, changing the topic

“What did you order?”

Raising his head again, Lance shot him that fake smile that hadn’t come out in so long that he wasn’t sure he was doing it right

“Pancakes. Eggs, tomatoes, bacon, sausages, and fried onion. Coffee for you. Tea for me, and fruit salad”

“You think that’s enough?”

Now he was feeling self conscious over how much he wanted to scarf down his food

“I figured you’d eat what I didn’t...”

Keith playfully kicked him under the table again

“Great. Now I’m the garbage disposal unit”

Shit. Why had his mood plummeted so much? Now it had, his ego was getting riled up. He was starting to feel vulnerable over being pregnant and into a strange place, where people he didn’t know could easily target him, or Keith. He couldn’t scent anyone like them in the place, yet he’d been so care free when they’d come in, he hadn’t thought to. The sudden shift to extreme vulnerability by his ego threw him off. They were a goddamn vampire. Had he been so inclined, he could easily take every single human on in the restaurant... Why was he suddenly so spineless? And why was his ego not propping his mood up with its usual douche attitude.

“Babe, you’ve gone pale. And you’re shaking. What’s wrong?”

He was shaking? He hadn’t noticed...

“Sorry. My ego... just went funny...”

Keith stared at him in confusion

“What do you mean?”

“I don’t know...”

He didn’t know. Was it not sure keith could protect them? No. Keith could and would go beyond them. Then why did it want him to run? All he wanted was a nice breakfast with Keith, so Keith wouldn’t be so stressed about what was to come...

Leaning across the table, Keith’s confusion grew. Cocking his head, he drew back slowly

“You feel like... you’re pushing everything away. If there’s something wrong...”

“I don’t know what’s wrong. I’m sorry”

Trying to let his ego flare a little, the instinct to run grew with it. Lance quick to force it back down. Maybe he’d been too focused on being home of late? No one had made any kind of threat towards him

“If you’re not feeling well, we can go back to the room”

“That’s not it. All of a sudden I got a spike of fear and I’m not sure why”

Keith pursed his lips, shook his head, then suddenly decided to move to sit next to Lance, a little too fast for Lance’s liking. Taking his hand in his, his boyfriend squeezed softly

“You don’t need to be scared”

Having Keith close should have calmed him, yet the spike of fear had spiked his anxiety over not knowing why he was kind of internally freaking out

“I know. All I wanted was a nice breakfast”

“We can still have a nice breakfast...”

“I’m so sorry. I know you’re stressing badly. This has to be so much all at once”

The restaurant was loud, despite it being breakfast time. Too many people seemed way too awake

“The glasses help. Do you want them?”

Yes. And ear plugs. Someone dropped something in the kitchen, Lance flinching at the sound as he shook his head

“No. No... it’s okay. I’ve been doing this longer than you have”

“Are you sure?”

“Babe, I’ll be okay. It’s just weird... I don’t smell anything... bad. Maybe I’ve spent too much time hermitting”

“Or maybe people just suck?”

“Careful, babe. Your grump’s showing”

Keith huffed with a pout

“I’m not being grumpy”

“Fine, your lack of people love is showing. I hope breakfast doesn’t take too long”

“You need to eat more. You’re all skin and bones”

Lance’s ego chose to take the wrong way. He ate. Keith knew he ate. He couldn’t bring Keith’s mood down any further

“I’m going to. Your babies are demanding it”

Bring their hands to Lance’s stomach, Keith rested them there

“Already causing so much trouble. You two better give your dad a break”

“That’d be nice. I think the first thing they’re getting when they’re old enough is a trampoline”

“Why do I feel like you’re the one who’s going to be spending more time on it than them?”

“Because it’s nice to lay out under the stars?”

They hadn’t done that in so long... Maybe they’d get a chance while they were here?

“I wonder what sex would be like?”

And there Keith went stating the real reason he supported getting their kids a trampoline

“I’m not conceiving any future siblings on a trampoline”

Keith bumped his shoulder lightly

“There goes that idea...”

“I’m going to put you in a time out if you don’t get your mind out of the gutter”

“But without the gutter, my mind would be homeless”

Without missing a beat, the werewolf had him groaning

“Who taught you that one? They need to be shot”

Keith grinned, Lance kind of envious that no matter how upset Keith was internally, he was keeping his ego well under control. He should be proud. No. He was proud. He just wished his would perk back up

“Pretty sure I learned that from you”

Great. He couldn’t exactly shoot himself... though he’d definitely shot himself in the foot in the metaphoric sense

“You don’t want to listen to me. I’m going crazy in my old age”

“You’re not even that old”

“Older than you”

Keith put on that bad southern drawl that never failed to work on him

“And twice as pretty. A pretty little thing like you should be careful. A big bad wolf might just gobble you up”

“Nah, my boyfriend takes care of all the scary things out there”

“I could take him. They don’t call me the Mullet for nothin’”

Oh lord. That was terrible. That was terrible and Keith knew it was terrible

“Is it because you’re kinda fishy? A bit limp all dead eyed?”

“Why, miss. I’ve been told I’ve got the perdiest eyes around”

Lance let out a long groan of defeat. He didn’t feel safe, and as much as he didn’t want to feel amused, Keith’s stupidity was kind of turning his frown upside down

“Alright. No more. I get it”

“Do you feel any better?”

No...

“Yeah. I’m still staving, though”

“It won’t be too much longer... hopefully”

Keith kept a careful eye on Lance once their breakfast finally arrived. Lance noticing, and responding by eating despite the lack of interest in the pancakes he’d wanted. It was hard to pretend to be happy. Everything felt too much for him, and having it all feel too much for Lance threw him.

Holding it together, the walk back to the hotel was brisk. Lance tried to shake him off to go to the bathroom alone, but Keith wasn’t having it. As Lance “threw” himself down to vomit, he slipped behind him, tugging off the annoying wig so he could rest his chin on Lance’s shoulder. His boyfriend was shaking, his skin felt a little colder than its above barely warm natural state. Having played breakfast over in his mind, he still didn’t know why Lance had spooked, or why his ego had drawn in. The only thing he could think of was that that woman’s words brought up Lance’s fear of giving birth soon. No one had said anything to his precious mate. No one had barely looked their way. No. Everyone else was too busy fucking chewing like a herd of cows. The noise infuriating now he’d noticed.

Staying with Lance until his stomach settled, his boyfriend wobbled on his feet as he stood. Keith had spent the time giving Lance belly rubs and trying smother him in his scent to calm him down. His own ego was rattled by their mates strange actions, making it almost mad at a situation where no one was to blame. Rinsing his mouth out, Lance stared at him in the mirror. He looked exhausted

“I’m sorry”

No. Lance had nothing to be sorry for

“Babe. Hey, it happens”

“I’m supposed to be the one in control here... and I freaked out for no real reason”

“It’s okay”

Lance didn’t know he was semi echoing Keith’s earlier movement as he kicked the basin cabinet lightly

“No. No it’s not. You’re stressed. You’re in a new environment. You’re being forced to go out with me when I look like this. And I couldn’t even keep my shit together long enough to enjoy being out to breakfast with you. It’s fucking pathetic. I should be past all this shit”

“You’re overthinking things again”

Sighing deeply, Lance went to grab his toothbrush out the toilet bag, only to knock the contents out. Sensing the impending tears, he turned his boyfriend towards him, gathering him against him

“Babe. Hey. It’s okay. I’m not mad and you haven’t done anything wrong”

Lance shook his head again

“I’m sorry... God. I feel so fucking incompetent”

Lance wasn’t incompetent. Keith ego saddened to hear their mate talk about himself like that. He wanted to make Lance smile again

“You’re not. Didn’t Dae say something about a fair?”

Again, Lance shook his head

“Sorry... I think I want to lay down for a bit... and I really need to pee. Can... can you get the blankets out the suitcase? They’re in the black one”

“And you’ll be okay?”

“I’m going to pee, then I’ll be out”

Kissing Lance’s hair, Keith found himself more anxious over Lance than the thought of seeing his father’s grave. Maybe Lance was more tired from the day before than he was letting on

“Alright. I’ll be waiting”

When Lance came shuffling out the bathroom, he made straight for Keith. Keith having covered the top of the hotel bed with their three blankets, the bottom one acting as the sheet between them and the crappy bedding below. Lifting the corner back, his boyfriend climbed in beside him. Shoes and all. Lance had to be dead tired to not fight him over his shoes, which had kind of become part of Keith’s daily job. Laying himself against him, Lance rested his head on Keith’s chest, arm snaking around him. Somehow the feeling that came to mind was akin to missing that bottom step and terror flooring you for a moment as your stomach dropped. When Lance started crying, Keith could only let him cry it out. He’d gotten used to Lance having more emotions than he thought possible for a vampire. Lance’s motto seemed to be “sometimes you just need to cry it out”. Still. It sucked. They were so far from their friends. So far from home... and the hard bit was yet to come.

Falling asleep Keith, Lance carefully pried himself off his boyfriend. He felt safer for being in the hotel room, and disoriented from how hard he’d seemed to nap. Creeping to the bathroom, then back into their room, Lance mentally sighed to himself over his emotions. He was being so dumb. Keith needed him... None of this... he couldn’t break down now. Taking his phone off the bedside table, the vampire crept back into the bathroom. He’d already talked to Keith, explaining that he didn’t get what was going on at all... Yet he wasn’t sure that Keith believed him. His people hating boyfriend had offered to take him to the markets on for Easter. That wasn’t Keith’s thing. That was Keith grasping at straws and trying to find a way to make him happy again.

The call took a long time to answer, Krolia’s voice happy as Lance wondered if he was annoying her

“Hey, Lance! How are you?! Did you and Keith arrive safely, I swear that boy never thinks to let me know he’s okay”

They’d sent a message to group chat, and that was about it. With some small unpacking, they’d both been too tired for phone calls and any form of in-depth conversation

“Sorry, Krolia. Yeah, we got here okay. If this is a bad time, I can call back”

“No. Not at all. Is everything okay? I mean, I’m thrilled you called, but I’m confused as to why”

That stung a little. He hadn’t spoken to Krolia all that much since Keith turned...

“I won’t keep you long. I have a question, and I think you’re about the only one who understands what it’s like to be pregnant”

He would have turned straight to Mami if she’d been alive. He felt like he really needed that maternal support right now. Hearing her voice would have driven home she was safe and she would have teased him for being hopeless

“Shoot away! Are my two grandbabies giving you grief already? I can have a stern talking to them, if they are”

He wanted to reach through the phone and hug Krolia. Keith was absolutely amazing with him, yet he couldn’t fall pregnant. A small snort escaped without him meaning for it to

“They’re fine. Using my bladder as a trampoline and wriggling around in there. I... uh... I was wondering if when you were pregnant with Keith, if you ever felt... scared for no reason”

There was a pause. Lance grateful Krolia was taking the time to think about it

“Sometimes, yes. Especially in the line of work I do... Did something happen?”

So Krolia has only experienced fear when thinking of vampires and werewolves...

“We we’re having breakfast and all of a sudden I got scared. There was nothing there to be scared of. No one else who wasn’t human... but... I feel like I was too care free lately. I didn’t guard my scent. I didn’t think about what would happen had someone caught it. I didn’t think about bringing Keith here and what if there was someone like us here... I didn’t think about it... and I feel... like me not thinking about it is the same as me thinking Keith... is... something less than he was”

Starting to cry, he felt really very stupid for his tears. He treasured Keith. But he’d been running around trailing his scent after him without a thought of the impact. All he’d wanted was to get things done and settle his ego

“Lance, you love that idiot son of mine. I’m sure at the first hint of danger you would have reacted. Is Keith there with you?”

“He’s asleep... I’m sorry for calling... I would have turned to Mami, but...”

“No. No. I’m glad you called. I want to be there for the both of you. Yes, I was scared. But nothing like Keith’s father. The slightest thing and he wanted to rush me off to the emergency department. You’re under a lot of stress. Have you been...?”

Lance shook his head, then remember Krolia couldn’t see him shaking his head

“Not yet. I freaked out and Keith had to take care of me...”

“You’re nearing the end of the pregnancy. Fears happen. I know that all too well. Especially how the insomnia can play on your mind. You’ve both been through so much, and I heard from Curtis that you were looking forward to some alone time with Keith. My opinion is that you let Keith take care of you. He’s strong”

“He’s not that strong when it comes to his dad”

“No, but keeping it in will only make him worry more. He loves you. If anything were to happen to you... well, I feel sorry for whoever crosses you. I believe both of you would sense actual danger”

“How am I supposed to know the difference?!”

“You’ll know. Take these feeling of fear and ignore them. Push them aside. They’re useless. Focus on you and my grand babies. You should be safe there. Coran didn’t mention anything about anyone living there that you should be wary about”

Lance sniffled. Krolia hadn’t given him much of anything useful and it sucked... but she tried in her own way

“Thanks, Krolia. I’m going to go back to Keith now”

“No worries. Let me know how everything goes. You can call me. Anything you two need...”

“Yeah. I will. I... thanks for talking to me...”

“Anytime. I’m your mother too. You can come to me”

Coming out the bathroom, Keith was awake, meaning he’d heard some, if not all, Lance’s side of the phone call. Stopping a few steps into the room, he expected Keith to be angry at him for admitting he hadn’t thought of his precious boyfriend’s safety. He hadn’t thought of anything much when it came to the more important things he should have been almost paranoid about

“Babe... come here”

Holding his arm out, Lance caved instantly as he moved to climb into bed with Keith, his emotions getting the better of him as he started crying again. Krolia wasn’t Mami. She didn’t give advice like Mami did. The vampire craving that maternal touch, that Krolia had only taken the point off of

“That’s it. I’m here... I’m here, let it all out”

“I’m sorry”

Keith gentle ran his fingers through Lance’s hair, hushing him softly

“Shhhh... I’ve got you. I’m okay and you’re okay. It’s okay”

“I miss Mami”

“I know you do, babe. I know. Let it out... let it all out”

He was such a selfish boyfriend, yet Keith loved him anyway. He didn’t deserve the love he felt from Keith, but he did notice that together like this, the fear had mostly gone away. There really was no substitute for cuddles with Keith.

#once bitten twice stupid #oncebittentwicestupid #ashratherose #klance #mpreg #pregnant lance #werewolf keith #vampire lance #two halves of the same idiot

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yuhiwriting · 4 years ago

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Chapters: 6/? Fandom: Akatsuki no Yona | Yona of the Dawn Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Son Hak/Yona, An Lili/Tae-Woo, Ayura/Tetora (Akatsuki no Yona), Jae-Ha & Zeno (Akatsuki no Yona) Characters: Yona (Akatsuki no Yona), Son Hak, Jae-Ha (Akatsuki no Yona), Kija (Akatsuki no Yona), Shin-Ah (Akatsuki no Yona), Zeno (Akatsuki no Yona), An Lili, Tae-Woo (Akatsuki no Yona), Tetora (Akatsuki no Yona), Yoon | Yun (Akatsuki no Yona), Kan Tae-Jun, Son Mundok, Tae-Yeon (Akatsuki no Yona), Su-Won, Ik-Soo (Akatsuki no Yona), Ao the Squirrel (Akatsuki no Yona), Han Joo-Doh, Kan Kyo-Ga, An Joon-Gi, Lee Geun-Tae, Il (Akatsuki no Yona), Min-Soo (Akatsuki no Yona), Kye-Sook (Akatsuki no Yona), Ogi (Akatsuki no Yona), Heuk-Chi (Akatsuki no Yona), Han-Dae (Akatsuki no Yona), Gigan (Akatsuki no Yona), Kouren (Akatsuki no Yona), Tao (Akatsuki no Yona), Vold (Akatsuki no Yona), Algira (Akatsuki no Yona), Neguro (Akatsuki no Yona), Mizari (Akatsuki no Yona) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Gay Male Character, Lesbian Character, Lesbian Relationship, gay relationship, non-binary Yoon, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers Summary:

The Dark Dragon and the Happy Hungry Bunch and friends attend high school in this modern AU.

Yona and her friends attend Hiryuu Academy and as her junior year begins to end she's determined to tell her childhood friend, Hak, how she feels, but with life constantly getting in the way of their relationship Yona begins to doubt whether or not it will ever happen. With the help of her friends, Yona will navigate the chaos that is high school and her own feelings.

#finally updating #hiryuu academy #chapter six update #one year later...#😅😅😅😅

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rox2theanne · 6 years ago

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Tag Game: 15 Questions 15 Mutuals

Thanks for the tag, @vkelleyart !!

-Are you named after someone?

No. My dad liked the name when he heard it in the song by The Police.

-When was the last time you cried?

Night before last when I read the ending of Ch. 12 of Network Connectivity Problems. @basic-banshee why you gotta make us cry?

-Do you have kids?

Yes. Two. :)

-Do you use sarcasm a lot?

It’s my native language.

-What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Ooh idk. They’re hair, I think.

-Eye color?

Green

-Scary movie or happy ending?

Happy Endings. Movies are for escaping reality. I don’t like to see people get hurt.

-Any special talents?

I’m a writer. I’m working on my first novel now. I play ukulele and when I need money, I do special effects makeup for films.

-Where were you born?

Augusta, GA

-What are your hobbies?

Basically my special talents are hobbies. I also read a lot and have been doing yoga since I was 15.

-Do you have any pets?

I have 7.

3 dogs, 3 cats, 2 fish

-How tall are you?

5’4 1/2” That half is v important.

-What sports do you play/have you played?

I do yoga & I used to play disc golf, but not really anymore.

-Favorite subject?

History

-Dream job?

Writer & makeup artist 🙂

I’m tagging: (I have no idea who’s already been tagged. There’s zero pressure to do this, if you don’t want to.) (Leaving @vkelleyart art ‘s disclaimer here.) @dae-lightt @fight-surrender @penelopes-place @no-ones-seducing-a-vampire @dancingwdinosaurs @turtlegirl521 @fanbows @spookylittleweirdo @two-to-taengo @ravenclawbaz @sourcherryboy @angelsfalling16

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izzy-b-hands · 6 years ago

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RULES: TAG 10 MUTUALS YOU WANT TO KNOW BETTER!

Tagged by @sevdawn thank you so much!! I’ve been wanting to do something like this or an ask game thing for a while now; you’ve got good timing!

Name: Aly

Star Sign: Virgo

Height: Haven’t really formally measured since like the beginning of high school, but about 5′3 (160 cm) ish? Short as fuck around most other people lol.

Put your music on shuffle. What are the first 4 songs that pop up?

Quick warning again about my all over the place music taste, so this could be...interesting.

1. The Blinding--Babyshambles

2. We Both Go Down Together--The Decemberists

3. Gallows Strung--Snow Ghosts

4. Never Land (A Fragment)--The Sisters of Mercy

Ever had a song/poem written about you? Only a few that I know of--a close friend and I were always sorta/kinda crushing on each other thru middle and high school and were big time into wanting to start a band at the time (in addition to being in creative writing classes together) so we wrote lyrics and poems and stories that we occasionally would admit were about each other, or would avoid admitting it was about the other in the awkward way kids do lol.

Last time you played the guitar: Oh god, not recently enough! I should be practicing way more than I am, but work has kept me kind of exhausted lately--so about two weekends ago, if you count a very quick solo jam session to work on the soundtrack for the TV series I’m writing.

Celebrity crush: Y’all are evil. I kid, most of you who follow me can probably guess these already--the guys of Avatar (Tim and Kungen in particular tbh, not that they aren’t all gorgeous and talented of course!), Teemu and Jari of Wintersun, Janelle Monae, Tessa Thompson, Ville Valo, Jessica Chastain, Richard Ayoade, Daniel Dae Kim, and A$ap Rocky are the crushes I either A: never outgrew from my teens or B: acquired as a young adult and let myself daydream about because real life is crushing as fuck--may as well let daydream version of me have all their romantic dreams come true lol.

A sound you hate + a sound you love?

Hate: Oh god my ASD comes into play here, there are so many I could list, but one of the absolute worst for me is the sound of someone scratching their nails along silk. I recently tried listening to a new band who had a sound like that incorporated into one of their songs and my ears basically died until I turned the song off.

Love: I could easily list music here, but I wanted to go with a different sound instead--the caw of a crow. The sound is really soothing to me, and there’s usually always a ton near our building, so their cawing even wakes me up on the few mornings I can sleep in, and it is really nice calming sound to wake up to. The one thing that is probably really silly but that I haven’t looked up is if Gothenburg or Sweden in general are home to any sort of crows (or ravens, I love listening to them too.) If it isn’t, then that might be one of the few things I’ll miss from the US.

Believe in ghosts? Kind of? Like, I want to think that there’s some way all of our minds and souls can keep communicating after death, floating around each other, getting to meet people we’d always wanted to in life, meeting up again with people we lost touch with while alive, etc. But then part of me knows how science plays into some of it (like certain vibrations and sound waves making it feel like we’re being watched, even if we aren’t) so I sometimes wonder if I’m not just being silly in wanting to believe. But then I also remember that someday I’ll be dead no matter what, so if I want to believe and it isn’t hurting anyone, then why not believe? Life is short and painful, take your joys where you can.

Do you drive? Nope. Anxiety and what my doctor calls ‘PTSD-like symptoms’ from past driving accidents with family behind the wheel keeps me from it. I’ve tried, over the years, to get my permit and license, but it never happens, and I’ve really lost any urge to ever want to try again. I was once at a point where even being a passenger made me terrified--I’m past that now, but idk if I’ll ever drive. I’d rather, at this point, rely on public transit and learn to bike ride so I can use a bike once I move to a more bike-friendly locale.

Last book you read? A random collection of poetry that I had to buy for a poetry class when I was in college. It is the huge tome, and I’ve been working my way through it to find all of my favorites.

Do you like the smell of gasoline? Shouldn’t, but yup lol. I associate the smell of it with good things--my grandfather’s garage, going out on errands with him and getting treats at the gas station, going to car shows with him. In case it isn’t obvious, my grandfather is a ‘car guy’ in that he loves vintage cars and loves taking really good care of any cars he has, so all of my best memories with him revolve around times where we were around cars, and usually surrounded by the smell of gasoline.

Worst injury you’ve ever had: I’ve got a few; would probably be my left leg being broken as a kid, and all the damage I did to my ankles--I have flat feet that as an adult I found out I should have probably gotten physical therapy for when I was young, but I never did so they were constantly spraining really badly, to the point that I nearly broke both within a month of each other when I was about sixteen. Now they hurt if I wear shoes they don’t like, wear good shoes but for too many hours, walk for too long, don’t walk enough, or if the weather changes, and maybe just whenever the fuck they feel like bothering me tbh. If I could just have my feet float and be magically connected to the rest of my leg, I probably would lol.

Do you have any obsessions right now? I have a hard time calling anything an obsession now--work ( both my day job and my writing and music work on the side) keeps me so busy that I don’t have time to ‘obsess’ as I did when I was a teen. But I guess you could toss Avatar and Ghost in as a kind of obsession, in that they’re two of the few bands I’m really following in terms of news and tour info right now. I’ve gotten really into Pokemon again, while trying to do my own version of a Nuzlocke run on Pokemon Y, so I guess that might count. I consume a shit ton of McElroy and Polygon content whenever I’m feeling terrible, so that could probably count too. Idk, having an ‘obsession’ as an adult doesn’t really feel like an obsession--it feels more like the only subjects/things you can escape to when the rest of life is busy sucking major ass.

Do you tend to hold grudges towards people? I try my best not to, but there are a few I still hold. The biggest one is with my father, and my various issues with him, but I recently found out he told a family friend he’d disowned me (whoops, he never told me lol) so I don’t feel bad holding that one at all. Fuck him, and I know he has a tumblr and might well see this, so if you do, J (not gonna put his full name here of course, I’m only partially petty as fuck haha) , then guess what? I disown you too. My grandfather, for all his faults, was a better father figure even on his worst days, and the male celebrities I looked up to as father figures were better too--and they don’t even know I exist!!

In a relationship? ...no. But I talk to someone who I have some sort of feelings for, but we aren’t in anything other than a friendship (or if the other person considers it to be something more, than they haven’t said and we haven’t discussed it.) But still, that’s not technically a relationship, so no, still single.

I tag: @plupluru, @calliopinot, @apineappleheart, @feathers-andflesh, @starmoonchildfromthebeamsabove, @silversatori, @fuckdensen, @skulldr0p, @vvitchimage, and @rammchickk

#text post #ask box things #thank you this was so much fun!#and really relaxing after a very shitty day at work #to just have something else to do and think about instead of going over everything I feel like I fucked up at work

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daebelly · 1 year ago

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skunk mode

missed skunktember but flatulence is in season year round

(mute #dae gas tag or any of the other gas kink tags to stop seeing my gas art)

#gas kink #fart kink #eproctophilia #gassy #daebelly #dae #fatfur #fat kink #skunk furry #dae gas tag

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junkazama · 6 years ago

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tagged by: @devilmaycry4

rules: tag ten people you want to get to know better!

tagging: @capcomvssnk @r-type @spinningkong @michellechang @dae-break @chaosjudgement @bardock-the-father-of-goku @likeomgftw @bugfairy @joltikeon

star sign: Aquarius

height: 6′3″-ish

put your itunes/spotify on shuffle. what are the first 4 songs that popped up?

Dragonball Z OST: Battle Point Unlimited

TWENTY88 - Memories Faded

Emil Rottmayer - Evade (sidenote: does this count as vaporwave???)

Beyoncé - Blow

grab the book nearest you & turn to page 23. what’s line 17? “He willingly suffered the same fate as the fish.” (it’s an old Game Informer magazine alskfahs;oasjkdfsdf)

ever had a poem or song written about you? ...Technically. It was mean-spirited.

when was the last time you played air guitar? Never. I actually don’t think I’ve ever seen another black person play air guitar...

who is your celebrity crush? This guy, as you all should already know by now.

what’s a sound you hate + a sound you love? I really hate droning sounds or intermittent crescendo/descrescendo notes (like a CD/tape skipping; the final round music in Tekken 7′s nighttime building stage is a perfect example of this...). I really love the sounds of open G- and C-strings on violas and A- and D-strings on cellos. And I also love Rick Cosnett’s voice. And the voice of that guy that does Vogue’s 73 questions.

do you believe in ghosts? I try not to.

do you believe in aliens? I try not to (to no avail).

do you drive? yes, since I was 16

if so, have you ever crashed? I got into a very minor accident like almost 10 years ago when someone merged into my lane on the interstate and caused me to scrape my car against an (off duty) ambulance.

what was the last book you read? ehhhh, i have no clue. knowing me, it was probably a method book for violin or viola.

do you like the smell of gasonline? I feel neutral about it. I certainly don’t like smelling it anywhere other than a gas station, though.

what was the last movie you saw? I saw Dragonball Z: The Legendary Super Saiyan remastered for the first time in theaters last weekend.

What was the worst injury you’ve ever had? Hmmm, I’ve never really been too badly injured. The worst I’ve had were some sprains from hiking. If it counts, I got Pine Sol in my eyes when I was a young boy and had to be rushed to the emergency room.

do you have an obsession right now? Yes! I’ve recently revisted my favorite M+M sh*p which is the Dr. Reid Oliver/Luke Snyder romance on this soap opera called “As the World Turns.” I’ve also become recently obsessed with the Bon Appetit YouTube channel (particularly “It’s Alive! with Brad Leone”)

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? You have to repeatedly do something preeeeeeetty damn terrible for me to hold a grudge against you. I don’t have the time or patience to seethe in anger because I have a grievance with someone. The only person I really hold a grudge against is my father, for very valid reasons.

In a relationship? Nope! I am single and ready to mingle, HMU!!!

#i was tagged

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haharlarious · 7 years ago

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post TEN characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, or might bring back, then tag ten people to do the same. ( If you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can. )

PLEASE REPOST INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING!

CURRENTLY PLAYING:

HARLEY QUINN | HARLEY QUINN // dc // haharlarious ( MAIN )

BARRY ALLEN | THE FLASH // dc // redlevin

AERITH GAINSBOROUGH | FFVII // square enix // fcragil

BARRET WALLACE | FFVII // square enix // bigshct

LIGHT YAGAMI | KIRA // death note // ncwworld

NARSHA | ARACHNID // oc // widcwbit

JOPHIEL | ARCHANGEL // oc // hvnsangl

HAVE PLAYED:

D’VORAH | MORTAL KOMBAT // inactive // quennbxx

BELIAL | DEMON // oc // oculixnecem

USAGI TSUKINO | SAILOR MOON // anime // justicexlove

SIMON | GARGOYLE // oc // le--spark

DAE NA | EREBUS // greek god oc //

GA EUN | THEMIS // greek god oc //

MIGHT COMEBACK:

SIMON | GARGOYLE // oc

WOULD LIKE TO PLAY:

WENDY | DON’T STARVE TOGETHER // video games

DOLPHIN | AQUAMAN // dc

tagged by: @atlantisking

#out of insanity ♢ ( ooc )#jokes on queue! ♢ ( queue )#THERE'S HONESTLY SO MANY I CAN'T EVEN

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in-a-narrow-land · 7 years ago

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Old Anitami, Part Four: Verbs

<<Previous: Case

It’s been at least a season since my last grammar post. I don’t have an excuse (life caught up with me), but I’ll try and use my vacation to get back on track.

Old Anitami usually follows Subject-Object-Verb word order. Sort of. Every verb in the language has two parts: the verb itself, and a corresponding tense marker (technically a tense/interval specifier), which (except in certain kinds of subordinate clauses) occurs at the beginning of the phrase. The tense/interval specifier contains information about when the verb occurred, and how long it took to do so. There are many, but the most common are ka (simple present), ga (emphatic present), bi (simple/unspecified past), bei (distant past), ba (open past), beni (closed past), wa (open future), and wo (closed future). Ka and bi are sometimes called the “gnomic” specifiers – they can be used for statements that are generally true, without reference to a specific temporal context.

Closed tense markers mean that the action of the verb occurs over a closed time interval; open tense markers mean that it doesn’t. Note that this doesn’t quite map to the distinction between perfective and imperfective aspects. Openness has nothing to do with completeness – at least, not directly. Some combinations are logically impossible. It’s possible to use open markers with progressive verbs (“she was walking her dog”), but not perfective verbs. Closed markers can go either way: “she was walking her dog from noon until 2:00 pm” (progressive), or “she walked her dog to the park” (perfective). If no specific time interval is indicated, the primary purpose of closed tense markers is to indicate telicity – that is, does the verb represent an action being completed? “I was walking in the park” would use ba, but “I walked to the park” would use beni. It can also encode more subtle semantic distinctions. “Ba avikavoatei nei danitka pasela” means “I visited Voa twice this year (and might again)”, while “beni avikavoatei nei danitka pasela” means “I visited Voa twice this year (and I’m never going back).”

But let’s start with simpler sentence: “I am building the house,” or “ka kaimataleni aksula” (where kaimentaleni is a class 2 accusative noun and aksula is the 1st person active indicative progressive form of the dynamic verb aksu*). It’s easy to think of the tense marker as a little tag at the beginning of a sentence telling you when it takes place, instead of what it is, which is a weird bit of inflectional morphology. Its position is verb-dependent (more about this next week), it can only occur in verb phrases, the information it conveys only makes sense in the context of the rest of the verb.

Which brings us to the verb body: Old Anitami verbs come in two types, dynamic and stative, each with their own conjugation pattern. Dynamic verbs describe actions, stative verbs – predictably enough – describe states that maintain over time. Here’s how they conjugate in two of the simple aspects:

Dynamic Stative Perfective Progressive Perfective Progressive 1st singular - ta -la -ko -cho 2nd singular -ti -li -ke -chei 3rd singular -t -n -k -ch 1st plural -dae -lae -go -gho 2nd plural -dei -lei -gei -ghei 3rd plural -dal -len -gol -ghol

(Notice how the perfective endings are based on stops and the progressive endings are based on continuants!). The perfective aspect views the event of the verb as a completed whole (“he read the book”), while the progressive aspect describes events currently in progress (“he is reading the book”). The third simple aspect – the habitual – can be formed by conjugation a dynamic verb with stative endings. So, “kashala” means “I am eating,” while “kashacho” means “I am in the habit of eating” (and “kashako” would mean something like “I engage habitually in discrete acts of eating”). The habitual progressive + any open tense marker can be used to express continuous aspect. The continuous is very similar to the progressive, but emphasizes the temporal/durative elements of the event rather than the fact of continuing action. It’s used to talk about events that continue before and after another action, or that continue for some time - “I was attending college,” “I am working in Passende,” etc.

Any noun can take stative endings, to form a verb meaning “to be [noun].” In the present tense, this is redundant with the normal uses of the nominative and essive, but it’s the only way to express equivalences in the past or future (e.g. “beni avencho”, “I used to be a judge”). Anitami has very, very few adjectives - most of their meaning is expressed through stative verbs.

I’m going to do a whole post on grammatical aspect at some point, but before I can explain the compound aspects, I need to introduce mood. More on that next week!

#amenta rp #amenta #old anitami

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yuhiwriting · 5 years ago

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Akatsuki no Yona | Yona of the Dawn Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Son Hak/Yona, An Lili/Tae-Woo, Ayura/Tetora (Akatsuki no Yona), Jae-Ha & Zeno (Akatsuki no Yona) Characters: Yona (Akatsuki no Yona), Son Hak, Jae-Ha (Akatsuki no Yona), Kija (Akatsuki no Yona), Shin-Ah (Akatsuki no Yona), Zeno (Akatsuki no Yona), An Lili, Tae-Woo (Akatsuki no Yona), Tetora (Akatsuki no Yona), Yoon | Yun (Akatsuki no Yona), Kan Tae-Jun, Son Mundok, Tae-Yeon (Akatsuki no Yona), Su-Won, Ik-Soo (Akatsuki no Yona), Ao the Squirrel (Akatsuki no Yona), Han Joo-Doh, Kan Kyo-Ga, An Joon-Gi, Lee Geun-Tae, Il (Akatsuki no Yona), Min-Soo (Akatsuki no Yona), Kye-Sook (Akatsuki no Yona), Ogi (Akatsuki no Yona), Heuk-Chi (Akatsuki no Yona), Han-Dae (Akatsuki no Yona), Gigan (Akatsuki no Yona), Kouren (Akatsuki no Yona), Tao (Akatsuki no Yona), Vold (Akatsuki no Yona), Algira (Akatsuki no Yona), Neguro (Akatsuki no Yona), Mizari (Akatsuki no Yona) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, Gay Male Character, Lesbian Character, Lesbian Relationship, gay relationship, non-binary Yoon, Alternate Universe - Modern: No Powers Summary:

The Dark Dragon and the Happy Hungry Bunch and friends attend high school in this modern AU.

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justysh · 7 years ago

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Meaningless thoughts about Ruler: Master of the Mask...

I am not going to analyze or summarize this drama. I just want to write down something I can remember about this drama.

Ruler: Master of the Mask, the first time I heard of this drama was on 30 Dec 2016. I looked forward to watching this drama so much because of (1) Yoo Seung Ho (2) Sageuk (3) Yoo Seung Ho + Sageuk.

As I remember, there was no post about this drama on tumblr at that time? That was the first time I added a new post to a new tag so I did not know should I use the full name to tag since the name is quite long (and MBC changed the offical name of this drama to The Emperor: Owner of the Mask now but we still using Ruler: Master of the Mask :P)

I waited for this drama for four months and then the drama came out on 10 May 2017 finally! I was so excited! Yoo Seung Ho is just so cute and handsome and his acting is so great. I think audience still remember the adorable Crown Prince in the first four episodes.

I am sorry but I involuntarily think of this scene…

(Handsome guy should not walk in the street.)

That sweet Crown Prince is really attractive. However, this drama was good in the beginning but boring in the middle. I guess most of the people who dropped this drama were from about Ep 8? I can understand. Yoo Seung Ho is the only reason for me to keep watching this drama. And then I found that the friendship between commoner Lee Sun and Crown Prince was the other reason for me to watch. I do not care about the other characters much except Lee Sun. I wondered how the relationship between him and the Crown Prince would change.

I do love this scene. The Crown Prince tried to protect Lee Sun (actually he himself was the target of those assassins) and you can see Lee Sun trusted the Crown Prince.

Five years later, Lee Sun realized the Crown Prince still alive. I was very happy because the Crown Prince knew Lee Sun was suffering. HE SHOULD KNOW IT EARLIER.

“If it were not Sun, Dae Mok would have found who I was.”

“I feel so bad for Sun. If it were not for me, he would be with his family right now. Sun was on his knees, begging Dae Mok for his life. I cannot ignore him.”

- Ep18

YES YES YES!!! Please save him!

“When I was in Donggung, my eunuch was also called Chun Soo. I have hoped that he would be alive. I hoped for it every day.”

- EP 19

OH YES! They met each other finally!! I love that Lee Sun did not get angry after realizing the Crown Prince still alive. I mean if I were he, I would be very angry because the Crown Prince did not return and leave me in the terrible palace. Maybe I am too small-minded.

I do not understand why he did not tell the Crown Prince that how he came through the past five years. I think if you miss your friend very much, you will be curious about the life of your friend and want to share your life with him/her immediately. The Crown Prince knew nothing about the poisoning until Lee Sun lost the poppy pill. It was too late. When Lee Sun blamed the Crown Prince came back too late, I was just so happy. Lee Sun really had this right. He should tell the Crown Prince what happened to him.

It was touching when the Crown Prince saved Lee Sun’s life. However, the writers pushed Lee Sun to turn into a bad character… Why? Lee Sun was outstanding in the beginning. Why the writer destroyed this setting? I really hope that Lee Sun can accompany the Crown Prince till the end. Their friendship was just so precious!!! But the writers wanted him to be a bad ass. This character was special. Although he was born into a poor family, he is smart, love learning and having a dream. He helped the Crown Prince just because he believed his friend can be a good King even though he tortured by the King. But then such a great person got crazy because of a woman.

Tacky.

“Do you want this mask? Take it. Do you want the throne? I will give it to you. I will give you everything that I can. However, not Ga Eun. I cannot give you Ga Eun.”

- E26

“I believed that it was friendship. I believed that you would be a king for the subjects unlike the late King. That is why I took your mask and participated in the initiation. It is because I believed Joseon under your rule would be different. However, I was wrong. You put the mask on me due to your fear of Dae Mok. You fled and left me behind for your own survival. You used me as bait for Dae Mok. Perhaps you thought you could kill me anytime I become useless.”

“That is not true, Sun. I did not return sooner because…”

“I do not want your excuses. This will be our last meeting. Now you should run away. This is my last token of friendship that I can offer. If by chance you get out of here alive, do not ever come back. If you do, then I shall kill you myself.”

- Ep28

This broke my heart. LEE SUN!! Do not hurt my Crown Prince! Stop it!!!!

And then Lee Sun died suddenly after so many stupid things happened. I think it is not necessary to kill Lee Sun. I was very angry. I am not complaining about his death because I knew he may die in the end. However, I just think it was so cruel that Lee Sun was ready to start a normal life and he can go home finally but he died before enjoying his time with family and friends. His lovely sister was waiting for him.

This part is great. Kim So Hyun did so well. But the actors and their excellent acting were not the most attractive things for me - the greenhouse is soooo beautiful at night!

And I have a question related to this part.

Ga Eun dropped the necklace in the greenhouse in Ep28.

Then what is this in Ep33? Did I miss something?

Actually I have some opinions about the female characters but it is not so important. I still think that Ga Eun has so many problems but I agree that she is the right person to be the Queen though she did something difficult for me to understand. For example, she went to palace but had no idea about what should she do and how to do. However, she is not useless. She is brave (but she should have a plan or think deeply before she acts!). And about Hwa Gun, I have talked about her before. I am not going to talk about the ladies here because there are many discussions about them already. I wish Ga Eun knows the story about Hwa Gun. She should know there was a woman helped her man so much and save his live so many times.

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I have something really want to say. I LOVE THAT YEO WOON CAME HERE in Ep10! Wow! Welcome back! (OK please ignore this)

Thank you so much.

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#ruler: master of the mask #yoo seung ho #kim so hyun #kim myung soo #kdrama #warrior baek dong soo #just my thoughts #meaningless #perhaps i will continue writing later #these are not all the things i want to say #goodbye my dear crown prince

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