#dad trash

[lab-trash]

I'm watching S3E11 (the one where House apologises to Wilson)

And I'm like 'Bro, yall are gay. You're so gay.'

And my dad pauses the episode and is like 'not all friendships are gay.'

(For context, I'm an aspec trans enby and he's a greygender pan. He's not homophobic)

And it's like. I didn't say they were???? But theirs is, like how do you not see that weirdo

[lab-trash]

Two things.

I'm terrible with people, so I might be wrong. But to me, the way House is looking at him is like.. hoping he's being honest. Like, trying to keep himself from taking it seriously

And two. I cannot Wait until I reach this point with my dad. He'll have to concede; they're so gay

this scene was my 9/11

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael shares his new look to the FNAF movie pals

[nyxowl16]

what is up with queer depressed men adopting kids and actually doing a good job of parenting??????

and bonus ofc: Stolas and Lucifer!

[willowser]

i keep thinking about touya going to the same spot he and his ex do drop off, every two weeks. it's outside some little bakery that he thinks is too expensive—and he has a sneaking suspicion that's why his baby mama chose the place—but he always buys his little bug something regardless. a pink pastry with lots of sprinkles and frosting, in the shape of a unicorn or something or other.

and you always come with him. have been for a few years now and you make friendly small talk with his ex and when his daughter jumps into your arms, you swing her around and you both giggle to each other, foreheads pressed together, eyelashes blinking close enough to make his heart swell.

and the first time you're not there, his daughter doesn't wait a minute after jumping out of her mom's car to frown up at him and ask, "where's bub?"

and truthfully, touya's been dreading this moment since he'd pissed you off enough to have you storming out of his apartment, a few days ago. still doesn't know what to tell her, how to explain that he's never loved someone the way he loves you and yet he's sabotaging everything anyway.

"bub is at bub's house."

her light little eyebrows pull down ever further, until a crease forms between them, and then she even takes another look behind him in case he's joking. "why?"

touya grinds his gum between his teeth and tells himself it's better than a cigarette. "she just is."

his ex doesn't say anything, thank god, but he can feel the once over she gives him. he looks like shit and he knows it, because he's aggravated and disappointed in himself, and all the things he'd normally use to deal with those feelings would break his sobriety. so he's only got some spearmint gum.

his daughter doesn't say anything else until they're in their seats on the train, her by the window, drawing shapes in the fog her breath makes. they go through a tunnel and the light from the day disappears and she loses interest, turning to stare up at touya as he closes his eyes and leans his head back as far as it can go.

"are you and bub mad at each other?"

touya opens his eyes, but stares only at the ceiling of the train. all he can see is the hurt on your face when he'd yelled at you, the anger that he drew out, like a poison. "it's—" one thing he tries not to do to his kid, however, is lie. "somethin' like that."

she shuffles around in her seat until she's facing him fully, leaning her head against the back of it as she blinks her big, blue eyes up at him. "did she be mean to you?"

"no."

"did you be mean to her?"

it seems so complicated, when touya thinks about it. why he'd started a fight with you, where his insecurity comes from, why he wants you so bad but is too afraid to admit it out loud—but then his kid makes it seem so easy. so silly.

touya shuffles until he's facing her, too, and even scoots down in his chair so they're eye-level, almost like whispering school girls at a slumber party. "yeah," he admits. "i was kinda mean to her."

"but why?"

touya frowns and still doesn't know what to say. the city skyline opens up behind her, out in the distance, and he watches the setting sun over the buildings until it starts to make him sick. "you remember when you had that scooter, and you fell and scraped your knee?" she nods. "and then you didn't want to ride it anymore because you were afraid you'd do it again? it's...like that."

not a single look of understanding comes across her face.

touya sighs and scoots back upright, bending to dig his phone from his pocket. "you wanna talk to her?"

"yeah!"

he pulls up your contact in his phone—just your name and all the hearts removed, because he's petty like that—but instead of staring at it like he has been for days—he finally calls. it wouldn't surprise him if you didn't answer, but he gnaws his lip as it rings, and it seems like he and his little girl both hold their breath.

"hello?"

when he hands off the phone to his daughter, she happily snatches it up, turning on her knees to look out the window as she grins. "hi bub!"

and touya still doesn't know what to say or how he'll fix it, but he finds some comfort—some of the words—when he hears the tone in your voice change, all sing-song and adoring. "hi, my angel!"

[e-vay]

Hear me out... Phlox is a big fan of Sonic, but has no idea this kid is his son. He's been saved multiple times by Sonic, so they've run into each other multiple times none the wiser.

Phlox deep down feels a connection... A... Paternal instinct if you will... But has no idea why watching sonic do crazy things gives him anxiety...What if Sonic got the dad instinct from him?

@angry-derp ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

THIS IS CANON NOW!!!

Sidebar: I’m over the moon that all of you have had such an overwhelmingly positive reaction to Domino and Phlox! 🥰 I love reading all your reactions, theories and ideas!

[somber-cryptid]

Cale in the future, having become a god entirely against his own will, if not by accident: damn, should've just been the prime minister

[valdeswan]

Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*

[iasipwardrobe]

[ketterdamswinchester]

“Kaz Brekker ripping out oomens eyes was so hot” this “ Matthias’s helgate look” that. FUCK THOSE. Let’s talk about Jesper Llewellyn Fahey shit talking J*n Van Eck to comfort Wylan after he found out about his mother and then telling that piece of shit that he would read to Wylan. Because me and my daddy issues would have married that man right then and there for that ALONE.

[lab-trash]

My dad is watching Future Tense (MM s2e8) with me, and he said that he thought it would've been funny if future Kaz was just totally fucking with Past Oliver.

And you know what? Sure. I fuckin headcannon that now.

[littlefankingdom]

~ Gotham Knights: Gilded City

He knows Tim needs back-up more than Jason in theory, but he cannot let anything else happen to his boy.

[corvid-ghost]

Listen. Listen I KNOW that in "The Drakes Spoiled Brat"/trash Tim au, Jason has basically the same build as normal BUT my mind tells me no

He's smaller, he didn't die, so he changes in looks also has longer hair for some reason idk

He's like 20 or early 20's and he looks like that instead of 30 year old man who's seen the horrors

In my mind

[slackerlifealmostinmygrasp]

Day one of reminding myself and everyone that Cale is infact an unreliable narrator

[sometimesmaybespoof]

When she Half on my Life till I 2

[e-vay]

A sequel to these posts [x] [x]

And then Sonic sprints back to be home with his girls!

I wasn’t going to fully render these but I was stuck at the airport for 5 hours so I figured I’d make use of my time haha