#cycling humor

[ladyinevergreen]

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[punsify1]

200+ Hilarious Cycling Puns To Make Your Ride More Fun And Entertaining

Whether you’re a pro cyclist or just love a leisurely ride around the park, these cycling puns and jokes will have you spinning with laughter!

Our collection of over 200 cycling puns is perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of wordplay while cruising on two wheels. From clever quips about bike gears to fun takes on cycling culture, there’s a pun for every kind of rider.

Check out our best puns and share them with your cycling buddies to add some extra joy to your next ride. So, grab your helmet, hop on your bike, and let’s pedal through these hilarious puns together!

10 Cycling Puns That Will Keep You Rolling

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚲

What kind of bike does a comedian ride? A “pedi-ha-ha”! 😂

Why do cyclists always tell the truth? They can’t “handlebar” any lies! 🚴‍♂️

How does a cyclist greet their friends? With a “wheelie” big smile! 😄

What’s a cyclist’s favorite type of music? “Cycle-delic” rock! 🎸

Why was the bike always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “brake” the ice! ❄️

When does a bike feel at home? When it’s on “pedal-stal”! 🏆

What do you call a cycling detective? A “wheelie” good investigator! 🕵️‍♂️

Why did the cyclist get promoted? They had a “wheel” to succeed! 🏅

How do bikes stay in shape? They “spin” their wheels at the gym! 💪

Read: 200+ Cycling Puns and Jokes to Pedal Your Sides into Hysterics and Wheelie Laughs.

[katerinaaqu]

Odysseus: Beloved by Athena

Gets hit by a boar who barely misses his bone and arteries. Is called to a 10 year war he never wished to be in and is being pushed by his peers do the most dirty work and traumatizing things. Single-handedly conquers a city and regrets it his whole life afterwards, spends 10 years in an arduous trip losing all his companions in the most nightmarish ways possible gets imprisoned and raped, enchanted and shipwrecked nearly loses his life and comes back to his house to find it full of thug princes who want to marry his wife and kill his son. He has to kill them all then prepare for a riot in his own kingdom that doesn't happen thankfully and then he will have to travel again to appease Poseidon before he can finally return home.

Diomedes: Beloved by Athena

Is orphaned at toddler/child age because his father was mortally wounded and in a moment of madness he performed cannibalism and Athena wasn't able to stop him. He is sworn revenge for his father since a child. He fights a war at a tender age he becomes a king of his own right and gets married probably before the age of 16. He fights another war to restore his grandfather to the throne. He is dragged to a 10 year long war where he plays central role and he is still pushed around by most his peers. He goes back to find his wife cheating on him and he is exiled of his own kingdom. He spends years in a foreign land and country founding cities and establishing hellenism before he is honored as a God.

Me: Athena, my girl...perhaps you should start worrying a bit LESS for your minions would ya?

[dragodraws1]

Murtagh Fanart!

Traitor. Exile. Hunter. Hero and without a doubt our favorite emo boy!! Ladies and Gentlemen: MURTAGH!! For my Murtagh fanart I tried to make him following the descriptions in the book as much as possible and also a Han Solo vibe, since many say that Eragon is like Star Wars but with dragons, so if Eragon is kind of like Luke then Murtagh must certainly be his Han Solo. Oh and here are the visual references and credits to the artists who inspired me for this fanart version of Murtagh : @solarisetlesetoiles @chuwenjie

[bonezone44]

Reader's pussy is prepped and ready for insertion. I repeat, Reader's pussy is prepped and ready for insertion.

[boombox-fuckboy]

I've trapped myself in a loop.

[theaxolotlkween]

This is where all my protagonists go.

[stormyy-bluezz01]

we're superior fr 😎

[secondwheel]

Uh oh

[thearunadragon]

Which IC characters think that Die Hard is a Christmas movie?

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MURTAGH: Says it is a Christmas movie because it takes place at Christmas.

ERAGON: (said as he cries while mixing cookie batter) “it’s a Christmas movie because everyone dies around my holidays too!” *distressed cry-laughing ensues* *weepy stirring*

NASUADA: Does not think it is a Christmas movie.

ARYA can go two ways: 1. is so absolutely enveloped in the film’s action, clutching a tub of popcorn to her chest, that she completely forgot it was even Christmas time in the movie. OR, 2. Is now crouching behind her couch in her apartment with a Christmas Glock, wide eyed and searching for snipers in that renaissance painting that she always knew looked her a little funny—

ISLANZADÍ: *intensely stroking Blagden while she tries to figure out what the F*CK her daughter’s been doing* *forgets what Christmas is*

OROMIS: has never seen Die Hard because he secretly watches chick flicks and only chick flicks

ORIK: “CHRISTMAS MOVIE TILL GÛNTERA’S BEARD ROTS IN THE PITS OF TANDOTHH!” *roars* *axe flies into wall* “WOO!”

GARZHVOG: Is wearing a Christmas hat and grinning at the screen, popcorn between his teeth as he watches the film. “HO HO HO—BOOM!”

ALÍN: *peering timidly around the corner to watch* “I don’t think I like this Christmas much…” does not want to go there for Christmas. Probably thinks this is a vacation ad.

RORAN: Absolutely thinks Die Hard is a Christmas movie and has PowerPoint slides to prove it. Katrina does not feel the same way but has given up.

GARROW: No

BROM: Yes.

SAPHIRA considers it the Christmas movie that all Christmas movies should aspire to be, FÍRNEN is shivering with sheer excitement, and THORN is worried about Murtagh’s cookie-baking little brother and will not watch the film because he does not like the violence.

UVEK: responding to everything like an bear if bears reacted to laser pointers the way cats do

[lgbtqtext]

[katerinaaqu]

Neoptolemus: I am the most egdy epic cycle son!

Orestes: No! I am!

Neoptolemus: Shut the fuck up! I am!

Orestes: Oh yeah? I have my mommy issues and killed my mother and her lover and I took my cousin prisoner and killed a bastard!

Neoptolemus: Oh yeah? I have daddy issues, I killed a king and a baby on an altar and I took your wife! And without losing my marbles!

Orestes: I'll fucking kill you!

Telemachus: ...

Neoptolemus: What did you do?

Telemachus: Well...I mostly remained in my room sulking and being depressed not having a father and having a depressed mother but eventually I assisted my father lock 108 men in a hall like sheep in a den, I helped him eliminate plenty of them, helped mutilate a slave for life probably he is dead too and I hanged 12 women.

Oreates: ...

Neoptolemus: ...

Telemachus: I was pretty clear when I did that. In fact I did some pest control

Orestes: !!

Neoptolemus: !!

Telemachus: And that happened to the span of one day too

Orestes & Neoptolemus:

[dragodraws1]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to our beloved storyteller and the nicest old man in all of Alagaësia: BROM!!! I was really undecided at first about how to portray Brom so much so that I made several designs, which I might post later, but I liked the final result, I hope you guys like the result too (≧▽≦). Soon I'll also post our favorite traitor Murtagh, I should probably post it much sooner than Brom's, since I'm almost at the end of his art.

[allthatispeculiar]

[somewandomnoobtalks]

Getting period cramps? CRAMP THE PERIOD!