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punsify1 · 5 months ago

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200+ Hilarious Cycling Puns To Make Your Ride More Fun And Entertaining

Whether you’re a pro cyclist or just love a leisurely ride around the park, these cycling puns and jokes will have you spinning with laughter!

Our collection of over 200 cycling puns is perfect for anyone who enjoys a bit of wordplay while cruising on two wheels. From clever quips about bike gears to fun takes on cycling culture, there’s a pun for every kind of rider.

Check out our best puns and share them with your cycling buddies to add some extra joy to your next ride. So, grab your helmet, hop on your bike, and let’s pedal through these hilarious puns together!

10 Cycling Puns That Will Keep You Rolling

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚲

What kind of bike does a comedian ride? A “pedi-ha-ha”! 😂

Why do cyclists always tell the truth? They can’t “handlebar�� any lies! 🚴‍♂️

How does a cyclist greet their friends? With a “wheelie” big smile! 😄

What’s a cyclist’s favorite type of music? “Cycle-delic” rock! 🎸

Why was the bike always invited to parties? Because it knew how to “brake” the ice! ❄️

When does a bike feel at home? When it’s on “pedal-stal”! 🏆

What do you call a cycling detective? A “wheelie” good investigator! 🕵️‍♂️

Why did the cyclist get promoted? They had a “wheel” to succeed! 🏅

How do bikes stay in shape? They “spin” their wheels at the gym! 💪

Read: 200+ Cycling Puns and Jokes to Pedal Your Sides into Hysterics and Wheelie Laughs.

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luminarai · 2 years ago

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the most drift compatible duo on television, you can’t change my mind

#ted lasso #coach beard #I can’t figure out if they actually did this joke on the show because it fits perfectly tbh #I cant find any indication that they did but honestly? spiritually they definitely have #insert montage of them getting friendship bracelets and riding a tandem bike into a lake (not on purpose. but they do go viral)#my art #ted lasso fanart #also I can’t find the origin for this joke so idk

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thankstothe · 10 months ago

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bike assessment in progress

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s07e04 “Massage Therapy”#wilson doesnt get it :(#do you think he chose his own bike in s8 #that would kinda wrap his arc #and then theres symbolism #this is the same joke of gf dragging oblivious bf around shopping btw #and if were to extend it Wilson doesn't see the difference between het and metrosexual - very interesting

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repsolhonda · 3 months ago

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Ep. 3 IN (H)ONDA con Luca Marini

#luca marini #motogp #motogpedit #n.gif #bynadya #im sooo bored and unemployed idk have some luca gifs....#im trying this thing where i try to joke less abt letting a man mansplain things to me but i think he could be an exception....#talk more to me about that honda bike girllll #when our bike less shit and we have less testing and he has more free time he should do more modelling i think....#also i feel like he has a good career in hotline therapy...... probably one of his callers end up falling in love with him....#that'll probably be joan.... except luca is already in love with another caller....... is that ethical..... idk

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sophfandoms53 · 1 year ago

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Okay but what if Shadow steals this bike in movie 3 then he pulls a SHTH 2005 intro and blows it up😭

#i am all of me blasting in the background #and knuckles is yelling about losing his bike #that’s his beef with shadow #the bike #he will avenge his fallen bike #and start taking shadow boxing classes #SEE IT FITS #THE SHADOW BOXING JOKE CAN WORK #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #sonic movie #sonic movie 2 #sonic movie 3 #knuckles series

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wonderfull-star · 3 months ago

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“Peri truly cares about Dev”.

Can you even imagine how absurd this actually sounds? No, it certainly doesn't mean he doesn't care at all (after all, this is his first godkid). But certainly not to the point of "truly" caring.

Or do such people really consider Peri, who is literally obsessed with rules, sometimes completely forgetting about Dev and not even so empathetic, to be truly caring? Okay?

This new show is only a few months old and already it has its own "fanon" and "canon". Okay, I'll start.

Fanon Peri after the finale: I mIsS mY gOdKiD and want to go back to him because I care about him so much!!11! 😭

And I hate Dale with all my magic guts 😡

Canon Peri after the finale:*farting bike sounds*

#Sorry I couldn't resist making a joke about a bike.#but this whole situation with this fandom is becoming like with sans fans in 2016 in the nutshell 😭#it feels like some people only watched the video “Every time Peri speaks in a New Wish #Sorry for posting information from Reddit so often #fairly oddparents a new wish #fopanw #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents #fop #fop peri #fop dev #dev dimmadome #fop dale #dale dimmadome #but i just want to talk(

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grinchwrapsupreme · 7 months ago

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Lassiter and Shawn from Psych are yet another ship i thought people were exaggerating but no i just watched the weatherman court case episode and Lassie is so fucked

#psych #he got him his bike back??????? hello????? and then he was embarrassed by it????????????????????????????????#carlton.... babe.......#carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #even the sitting in his lap thing in the DID case i was willing to brush off as oh haha 2000's gay joke #but like that bike thing was sincere #and the hands on his shoulders on the front steps #and the half smile when he vouches for him in court #and even juliet saying shawn can't see what's right in front of him #like hello???#i mean what the fuck was that #lassiter bi icon??

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keyh0use · 1 year ago

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11 + an extra row ??? (I've been doing too many)

#second ones joke is that rafe would never reply like that #he'd immediately excuse himself after reading the text #get on his lil bike and speed all the way to the trailer to get railed #heavily relate to the last one 😒#I know everything #even if you think I don't #I do #Let this be a cryptic warning and if you're nervous? Prob about you.#Anyways!!! I'll probably never stop spamming the tag with these dumb posts bc I have nothing better to offer rn #rafebarry #rafe x barry #rarry obx #rafe cameron #barry (obx)#barry obx #obx #outer banks

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crippl-hacker · 10 months ago

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Kill counts on Mobility Aids: cool, funny, fighting back

Kill counts on Cars: stupid, worrying, an actual threat

#I saw a car that had a kill count for wheelchair users pedestrians and cyclists #it really pissed me off #however my powerchair user friend Charlie has added a kill count (people he’s hit) and that’s genuinely funny #as someone who is a mobility aid user and a commuter cyclist I am very vulnerable to cars #I’ve gotten freaking hit by one while riding my bike #it’s not funny or cute to be joking about killing vulnerable road users with your 2+ ton death machine #fm talks #cripplepunk #cpunk #cripple punk #actually disabled #mobility aid user #disability

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my-gf-is-kazuichi-soda · 3 months ago

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#textposts #shitposts #kazuichi soda #kazuichi souda #makoto naegi #gundham tanaka #korekiyo shinguji #mikan tsumiki #yasuhiro hagakure #gonta gokuhara #miu iruma #chihiro fujisaki #fujiruma #chihiro x miu #it's been a while since I've done these #I save them up so I can post them in a bunch #couldn't tell if the crystal ball one was better with Hiro or Gundham so I made both #Kazuichi making the bike joke is more fitting because she was raised in the bike shop

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leonsliga · 4 months ago

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🎥: Manu discusses his 10 essentials with GQ

+ adidas admin being deeply relatable

#he’s such a dork #his little dad jokes were the best part of the video #definitely go give it a watch!#leave it to Manu to haul his whole ass bike to the 10 essentials set #‘we’ll take the 6s out…we don’t need them’#meanwhile Jo: 😔😣😢😭#also #Thomas Müller mentioned 🗣️🔥#Neuller nation we stay winning #manuel neuer #videos #I gotta be honest…Manu was the last person I expected to do a 10 essentials video #but I’m so glad he did!#literal cutie pie

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youokaybucky · 15 days ago

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Oh yeah 😎 we all know smoking is very bad for you, but if bad why is it hot? Like I don't smoke, but fuck do I wanna share a cigarette with benny cross. Either before or after he takes me for a spin on his harley. And even more so after... well, what the prompt says 🤭��