#cw mention of poop

[mildew-mop]

I’m doing community service today and sorting through clothing donations (currently taking a break, my feet are killing me). Overall I’m having fun sorting things and organizing them. Anyway-

IF YOU ARE THE KIND OF PERSON WHO “”DONATES”” CLOTHING SCRAPS (RIPPED PIECES OF SHIRTS) AND PANTS WITH SHIT STAINS AND CLOTHES THAT ARE OTHERWISE UNUSABLE - YOU ARE A BAD PERSON AND I HATE YOU.

IT IS FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL AGAINST PEOPLE IN NEED. YOU ARE A FUNDAMENTALLY BAD FUCKING PERSON IF YOU MAKE SOMEONE SORT THROUGH YOUR (LITERALLY) SHITTY CLOTHES. DO NOT FUCKING “”DONATE”” STAINED OR RIPPED CLOTHES THAT ARE UNUSABLE!!!

if you donate stripper police uniforms, you’re cool though. idk who’s gonna want that but it was clean so thats fine.

[queenoftheimps]

Is this the same bar where Grant listened to Alicia Keys having diarrhea, because I live in New York City and want to visit the landmark of so much Grant O'Brien chaos

[djarinova]

these cramps are making me feel insane. dear god it's only been a few hours but will you please release me from this h e l l

[bunnyboy-juice]

health related vent under the cut

oughghgh my heart suddenly got super weak and i felt nauseous and like i was gonna die and i wish i could trigger this shit on cue bc i KNOW it's not normal but when ingo the doctor they cant hear anything and I swear i am going to die because of heart problems bc everyone who hears mt heart beat atp (except my doctors) inevitably comments about how strange it is!! everyone who spends time with me who lays their head on my chest inevitably hears it!!!! but my doctos just tell me to lose weight!!! nevermind the fact i ABSOLUTELY have a medical background that results in heart problems bc I WAS FUCKING BULIMIC IN MY LATE TEENS AND WAS ENCOURAGED TO DIET FROM THE AGE OF 6 AFTER NOT BEING ABLE TO GAIN WEIGHT CONSISTENTLY THE FIRST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE?!?!?!?!?!??? (funny thing is - i started gaining weight after i started being assaulted 🤪 so it wasn't like i was even healthily gaining weight i was just STRESSED BC I WAS FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD) like!!!!! my "dedault" eating cycle if i don't force myself to eat is literally starving myself!!! it is so fucking hard.for me to eat!?? but i was "obese" as a teen (read: I weighed 130-160lbs and am 5'2) and ive just gotten bigger as an adult (due to a combo of terrible relationship to food + getting a bc implant) so like. they're never gonna believe me. i have lost 10lbs this year w/o trying and they congratulate me and tell me to keep up the good work when i am very stressed about this actually. all my clothes fit wrong now. i was literally straining in a size 22 last summer and i am now a size 18 and honestly im not even sure about that (but i still have to have my clothing bigger bx when i get bloated my stomach doesbt fit in my smallee pants bc i do swell up 2 sizes bigger yes). but all of this is "normal" and "just IBS" and i "just need to watch for trigger foods and eat cleaner" even though i can barely eat meats (not by choice. i suddenly stopped being able to digest them well at 19), i cant eat a lot of acidic food - FUCK i can barely even have water sometimes. literally i have gotten horrifically bloated from 1 sip of water in the morning. my heart rate also SHOULDN'T BE SO FAINT I CANT FEEL IT regularly. i shouldnt be feeling like I'm gonna pass out often. i am working through the traumas of my lfie and i am still gonna dissociate through a lot of it now bc i am so disabled and no doctors believe me. my wife has literally seen how my body's deteriorated but she's treated like she's just overly worried when she comes with me (bc im fat. and it's CLEARLY just an issue of being fat even tho the fatness came AFTER the health issue started BECAUSE OF MEDICATION I NEED SO IM NOT ON MY PERIOD 24/7!!!!!). there's no real point to this i just almost passed out at work and had to stumble to the bathroom bc it felt like i was gonna vomit and shit myself at the same time (and i did end up shitting again. on a good day im lucky if i just dont have diarrhea every single time but today is not a good day). literally i looked like i was strung out from how slow abd soft my heart got. and now im like recovering and im just angry about it bc like. this isnt normal. this isnt even all of it, but this ISNT normal. g-d i judt wish a medical professional would BELIEVE ME

[obstinatecondolement]

I hope that temporarily abled people in my generation are not going to be Like That wrt being too proud to acknowledge our physical limitations when we're all disabled because we were lucky enough to live long enough to get arthritis and macular degeneration and trouble balancing like my grandparents' generation are(/were, I guess, as I am down to the one living grandparent).

Like, can all of us who do not currently need to use mobility aids promise each other right now that we won't refuse to use them and endanger ourselves if and when we do need to use them? Being disabled is not shameful and internalised ableism is not anything to be proud of. And I promise you it is worse to fall and break your hip and then die six months later than it is to use a stick and have a shower seat.

[dove-da-birb]

Things I did today which feel like they really should have been on separate days;

Do my daily chores (normal)

Spark an anon's creativity to create a Pomefiore Barbie as Rapunzel AU (started with Rook being compared to Otto)

Spark an Ikepri Barbie AU/Costume party where Clavis is dressed as Preminger and Gilbert as Wenlock

Started and finished the second instalment in the TWST murder mystery event that I'm holding on @da-birb-writes-sometimes as well as create the form again.

Finish a granny square for my fish bastards inspired blanket

Put 6 hours into cleaning my room; included doing laundry, organizing said laundry & my entire closet. Also found a dead rat while cleaning, that was... pleasant

Bruh, I'm not even done cleaning either; I still have my desk area to go through... all because I listened to a podcast about the science of housekeeping... My back hurts

[chelledoggo]

so like...

i can't be the only one who thinks tootsie rolls are nasty, right?

they smell weird and have a gross texture and look like some unknown animal droppings.

maybe it's just my autism talking but like...

how do people like these?

[mildew-mop]

noodle took a shit in the litter box. i’m so proud of her.

[dreaminginstasis]

when you’ve got what you think is gastro but probably actually a severe flare up of gastroparesis and you’re shitting and cramping immediately after eating but mum says she’s bringing hot chips home and do I think I can manage eating some

[aalas-f-wings]

Hey just so you know.. this is El Boom Boom and I'm taking a pooppoo in the terlet again. A biiiiiig fat one. Massive dookie...you know the type.

Djdhshfhdhd oh i do

Im concerned if you only take shits when you send these asks, as youve sent me 3 in like 2 weeks

Pls tell me you dont shit only when i get the asks, if you do pls eat more veggies dhdhs

[specternabbermaiori]

He shot himself: Unless you're talking about the most infamous dictator of the past century and how he pulled the trigger on himself in his bunker, this is a tragedy. He sh*t himself: "Sonic crapped in the forcefield! (weird sentence-mixed laughter) Sonic crapped in there! I hate God!" "Why?" "Because… Sonic crapped in the forcefield!"

[eartheats]

🍻- For something bad/mischievous you did as a child or teen that your parents don’t know about

well i just talked about the dumpster divin' so!! somethin' else for ya...hmm, lemme think lemme think...

...well, i guess one'a the happier memories i had at uva was talkin' with some of the other misfit kids and playin' pranks on the teachers. didn't make us seem any better, but they'd already given up on us anyway so fuck 'em!!! glitter in your math room! cinnamon all over the homeroom!! and a scoop of fresh mudsdale apples in a nice, hidden spot in the office once, heehee...

[puissantveil]

I keep seeing people talking about how beautiful brown eyes are, and as a brown-eyed girl who's felt Plain-Jane or worse her entire life, I once went to the mirror with my phone flashlight on, hoping to reveal maple or chestnut or deep molasses like everyone was saying

...turns out they're the exact color of poo, and I slept in while yet another attractive feature was being handed out.

[For context, I'm a light-completed white brunette, and all my blood relations have brown eyes. I know this is a petty complaint and I'm incredibly lucky in the grand scheme of things, but somehow this particular disappointment stung.]]

[cherrypikkins]

@gatheredfates

In a rough summary, here are the cats and their crimes

Pixy: bread thief. poops in the plant pots cuz he thinks it helps the flowers grow. also violates the laws of physics by glitching into furniture.

El'y: vandalism, fashion crimes, kidnapping and imprisonment (as in, will shove Max's Ardbert NPC retainer in a wall where Max can't find him for days) bread thief accomplice

J'majha: no crimes to speak of, but will accidentally backwards jump into the abyss sometimes

Miki: known to violently explode on occasion, literally and figuratively

Woodhelm: resident fantasia-junkie. will shapeshift into a lizard or a whole-ass person sometimes

Juni: the sole bunny fighting for their life in a house full of cats

@milesmilse and @sakurabunnie hope that sounds about right

Do you have any au's for your character(s)? Are they fully formed ideas or more general vibes you occasionally like to explore? Can you talk about a couple or think of some others you might want to explore?

No fully formed AUs at the moment, except maybe for the ones where Pixy is an actual cat and Juni is an actual bunny. And @sakurabunnie's midlander Maxwell is the one managing an absolute zoo of an FC house.

(we have a lot of catboys)

[hwa-hyun]

Prompt: “would you still love me if I was a worm?”

✰ who: skz ot8 x gn!reader

a/n: jumping on this trend a bit late! hope it’s somewhat enjoyable nevertheless, this is my first time working with fake chats

cw: mentions of poop in jisung one, excessive use of ‘babe/baby’, ‘<3’ and ‘😭’ because my imagination only goes that far apparently

skz masterlist

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fun fact: han means ‘him’ in my language and ain’t that the realest thing ever

©hwa-hyun: do not copy or republish as your own, reblogs and replies mean the world though 🫶🏼

[merrybloomwrites]

A Podcast Love Story

Summary: The story of Shayne & Y/N, as told through a series of podcasts

AN: This story was inspired by a request from someone that tumblr isn't letting me tag, so that's dumb lol

Also, I tried to follow the actual timeline of when these podcasts were posted but I did take some creative liberty, so some things might not match up with when the were really posted irl

Wordcount: 3.4K

CW: very light mention of smut, talk about pregnancy

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SmoshCast #75 – How Shayne and Courtney Feel About Being Shipped Together

Dating someone who’s in the public eye was not entirely unexpected. You live in Los Angeles after all. When you and Shayne started dating in 2019 you decided to keep it a secret for a while. Neither of you were ready to share your relationship with the Smosh viewers yet.

This became more difficult when you decided to quarantine together in 2020 during the pandemic. Two weeks after he returned from Australia, when you were sure that neither of you had Covid, you packed your necessities and headed to Shayne’s. It was nice being together, but it did get complicated when he needed to film videos.

Sometimes you would go for a walk while he was filming. Other times you would hide in the other room. He’d triple check all his footage before submitting it to make sure you, and any of your belongings, weren’t in frame.

One day, a few months in, he and Courtney are recording an episode of the SmoshCast. He sets up at the small dining table in the corner of the living room. You’re on the couch, meaning you can’t be seen on the camera, but you are in Shayne’s view. It might not have been the smartest decision since you’re now stuck there for the entire time they record, but you have a book and a snack, so you get cozy.

You can only hear Shayne’s side of the conversation, so you’re not fully paying attention. That is, until you hear Shayne say, “If we so much as say hi to each other, Shartney fans poop themselves.” The mention of this ship between him and his castmate has you more focused on the conversation. Not because you’re jealous, because that would be ridiculous, but because all of you find it quite funny how hard the two of them are shipped.

He can’t stop looking over to you for the entire ten-minute segment. It’s subtle, but there’s definitely a connection between the two of you. It’s obvious that he’s reassuring you that there’s nothing to worry about. You especially like when he says, “You can ship me with anything. Ship me with bananas.” And you nearly lose it when he says, “I am begging you, please, make a ship edit of me and Kathy Bates.”

They continue to talk and the conversation steers towards how fans make assumptions based on what they see in videos. Shayne brings up how people were concerned about him for a few weeks at the beginning of quarantine. He starts to explain, “I was very quiet in those early podcasts, but the reason was, one, I was not getting enough sleep. I kept staying up late,” here he looks at you before quickly saying, “playing video games.” You again struggle to keep quiet, knowing that was not the truth. Unless “playing video games” has now become code for “having intimate moments with my girlfriend”.

He continues to talk about how his setup for recording was less than ideal and finishes by saying, “I wasn’t sad at all, I was actually having great days.” Again, you share a quick look, showing that you agree with him about how wonderful it’s been since you started living together.

They wrap up the podcast a little while later and Shayne is officially done with work for the day.

“Playing video games, huh?” you say teasingly.

“Oh yea, totally a pro gamer now,” he replies.

“You think so?” you say with a laugh.

“I mean, I could always use more practice,” he answers as he lifts you from the couch, carrying you to the bedroom.

SmoshCast #85 – American Horror Story: Adulting

A few months later and things are looking better in the world. This means a return to the office for everyone. You’d landed a job at Smosh, working in post-production, so now you and Shayne work together. You were nervous about being around each other all the time, but luckily there’s still a fair amount of the day when you’re apart. Shayne is often filming or in meetings or busy writing, and you spend most of the time at your desk working on the next video.

But sometimes, you get a break to see him. Shayne, Damien, and Coutney are filming a new SmoshCast episode, and you sneak in to watch from the back. The theme is “Adulting”, and they somehow start by talking about how they interact with the younger generation. You can’t help but smile as Shayne talks about his niece, endeared by the relationship he has with her. He also mentions grandchildren, which makes your imagination run away thinking about your future together.

You stay for a little while and just watch your boyfriend. He’s not saying anything crazy, or doing anything special, but you love listening to him give advice. You also love how attentive he is to his friends, how closely he listens to everything they say. When you do go back to your desk you take a moment to think about how lucky you are that this man, with a solid head on his shoulders and more emotional maturity than you’ve ever seen before, is your other half.

Smosh Mouth #5 – Shayne and Y/N Share Their Love Story

“Welcome back to Smosh Mouth, I’m Shayne.”

“And I’m Amanda.”

“And today we have a very special guest. We have my lovely wife, Y/N Topp,” Shayne says, smiling at you as he finished the introduction.

“Hello everyone,” you say into the microphone.

It’s weird being in front of the camera. It’s only happened a few times in the years that you’ve been with Shayne. Even though you also work at Smosh, you’re always behind the scenes. You’ve only really been in videos that highlight the crew, so the focus has rarely been on you.

But today you’re finally sitting down to do a podcast for the channel. They’d just revived the podcast after a nearly three-year hiatus.

So much has happened in your personal life since then. At the time that SmoshCast was airing, your relationship with Shayne was fairly new, and you weren’t ready to share it yet. Within a year of that last episode going live, you two had gotten engaged. This led to you guys getting married, and as of 22 weeks ago, you being pregnant with your first child.

“Well, I for one am very excited to have you here today,” Amanda says. “I cannot wait to grill you on every last detail of your relationship.” You all laugh at that, knowing that while you’re sharing more personal information than you ever have before, no one is going to push you or Shayne too much.

“So,” Amanda continues. “Tell me, how did you meet?”

You look to Shayne, encouraging him to start the story.

“We met in 2019,” he begins. “Someone had recommended a book to me, so I was at the library to pick it up. While I was looking through the shelf Y/N came over and started looking through the section as well. We kind of started at opposite ends and moved to meet in the middle. Turns out we were both looking for the same book.”

“No you were not!” Amanda interjects.

“We really were,” you say to confirm. “We basically have the most cliché meet-cute story.”

“Ya, no kidding! So, what happened next?” she asks.

“Well, I had picked up the book first and noticed Y/N glance at it. So we started talking and I told her she should take the book first and I’d read it when she’s done.”

“And then he very smoothly said he could give me his number so I could tell him when I was returning the book,” you add.

“Look at you,” Amanda says. “Making the bold moves.”

“I had to give it a try,” Shayne says with a laugh.

“And it worked. I texted him a couple weeks later, the day before I returned the book.”

“I didn’t have her number,” Shayne says. “And I was kicking myself for not getting it because waiting to hear from her was pretty torturous I’m not gonna lie. So as soon as she texted about the book I asked her on a date.”

“Which actually shocked me at first. I really though he only was interested in the book.”

“Did you know who he was?” Amanda asks. “Like, had you watched Smosh or seen him on TV before you met?”

“I did know who he was. I had just started watching Smosh, so I recognized him but really didn’t know much about him.”

“Did you start watching old videos and try to get to know more about him after you met? Or after he asked you out?”

“I tried not to. I wanted to get to know him naturally, not through videos online. But there was a video posted after he asked me out but before our date called ‘Why We’re Bad at Dating’ and I couldn’t resist. And I truly think it helped us hit it off on that first date.”

“How so?” Amanda inquires.

Shayne takes that question, saying, “In the episode I talked about what I do on dates that kind of lead to there not being a second date. And Y/N/N called me out on that.”

You chime in, adding, “He said he puts on a ‘CW’ version of himself. I told him not to do that. And I admitted to being just as anxious about the date as he was so we should just forget the pressure and hang out and get to know each other.”

“Well, that’s adorable,” Amanda says. “So obviously you started dating and kept dating. When did you take the next step?”

Shayne takes this question and says, “I asked her to be my girlfriend a couple months later. And then we moved in together shortly after the start of the pandemic. Which was slightly challenging when it came to filming at home for Smosh since we wanted to keep the relationship a secret for a while.”

“Yea, how in the world did you make that work?”

“We were very, very careful,” you say. “I definitely hid in the bathroom more than once to stay out of frame.” At this you all laugh, and you add, “Totally worth it, though.”

“Ok, next juicy question. Shayne, how did you propose?”

“So, I hired a sky writer,” he says before laughing and continuing, “No, just kidding. We’d been dating for a year and a half, living together for almost a year at the time. We rented a cabin in Colorado for a few days and on the second day we went on a hike. Packed a picnic, did the whole thing. And I uh, I proposed at the top of the mountain.”

“You guys are literally a romcom,” Amanda quips.

“Would a romcom do a hike proposal? I feel like they’re always at fancy restaurant or the beach. Or like, yelling ‘Will you marry me?’ As the girl walks away down a street in the pouring rain,” you say.

“Oh, a hike proposal is very Lifetime or Hallmark.”

“Good point, it’s totally been in at least one of those movies.”

“Did you like that it was on a hike?” Amanda asks.

“Yea, Y/N/N, did you like it?” Shayne says, pretending to be truly concerned and worried about your answer.

“Hated it,” you say jokingly. “No, honestly, I loved it. Shayne and I always bonded over how much we love nature, so it was perfect for us. I can’t imagine it being any other way. I know a lot of girls want to make sure their nails are done so they get that perfect ring picture, which totally fine, not judging at all. But it definitely felt right that I literally had dirt under my nails and scrapes on my palms from slipping up the hill. Much more authentic that way.”

“And the wedding, anything you want to share about it?” Amanda asks.

“We actually got married in New Mexico,” you say. “It was the central spot for both our families. It was last April, so, beautiful weather during the day. And we lucked out that the temperature didn’t drop too much at night.”

“Very nice,” Amanda replies. “Shayne, anything to add?”

“We kept it pretty small, just family, and close friends. I feel like it was a very typical wedding, but it was ours, you know? So, it was special.” Shayne blushes and you know that your wedding day means more to him than he’s letting on. And that’s fine with you. It was a private event, and even though you’re sharing your relationship now, neither of you want to give away too much about your wedding.

“Aw, he’s getting red,” Amanda jokes. “Did you go on a honeymoon?”

“We did. We went to Hawaii. Neither of us had been before so we knew it would be special for us. We wanted to experience something new together,” you answer.

“Cute!” she replies. “Now, dedicated fans know you guys are together, know you’re married and all that. But there is some news you two have to share that no one knows, is that correct?”

“That’s right,” Shayne says. He looks at you, silently asking if you want to say it. But you can tell he’s bursting to tell everyone, so you give him a nod to continue.

“Y/N and I are having a baby,” he says.

“Hell yea you are! Smosh baby!” Amanda cheers. “Congratulations to you both! Y/N, how are you feeling?”

“Pretty good right now. I’m in the second trimester so my morning sickness is mostly gone, thank god. We’re very excited, got some classes we’re planning to take and we’re reading all the books so I’m sure we will still be extremely unprepared,” you say with a laugh.

“If there’s anyone I trust to figure it out and be great parents, it’s the two of you,” Amanda replies earnestly.

“Thank you, Amanda,” Shayne says.

The podcast continues with Amanda continuing to ask questions and you and Shayne sharing more stories about your time together.

You wrap up recording by mid-afternoon. You have an appointment with your doctor scheduled and since it’s so close to the end of the day, Shayne was also given time off to join you. Everything goes well and as he drives you both home you can’t help but be grateful that the two of you were brought together.

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories: Office Nightmares

It’s been a month and a half since recording your episode of SmoshMouth, and three weeks since it aired. The news that you and Shayne are expecting a baby spread faster than anything you’d experienced before. You’d both received messages of congratulations from more people than you had ever expected: from Smosh fans to Disney fans, and even Goldbergs fans. You never imagined the amount of support you’d receive.

You had the morning off for yet another checkup with your doctor. You get back to the office early, but technically you’re still scheduled to be off, so you opt to sit in as they record the next Reddit Story video/podcast. It’s one of your favorite series currently, and you love listening to Shayne read all the stories.

He begins the third story, reading the title, “Am I the asshole for telling my wife that I’m not taking off of work to be present at our daughters’ birth?”

They joke around for a bit, and then he dives into the story, reading how the man explains that he couldn’t take off work cause there’s a project and they need him there. The wife finds out that’s a lie, and it mad that he didn’t take time off. He says he wants to work more so they’d have more money after the birth, and that the baby wouldn’t even remember him being there. He finishes by saying he doesn’t know why it’s such a big deal to be there at the birth, and even blames the wife’s hormones for her being upset about it.

Shayne, along with Spencer and Tommy begin to share their thoughts on the story. You smile and nod as Shayne makes the point of, “He keeps saying the baby’s not gonna remember, but you’re fucking wife will!”

They even give reasons why they’d understand him not being there, with Tommy saying, “If they were really desperate for cash then I’d get it,” and Spencer saying he’d understand if he were terrified of being around childbirth.

The boys then look over to you and Spencer says, “Y/N, you’re pregnant, how do you feel about this story?”

“Yea,” Tommy adds, “would you kill Shayne if he did this?”

“Oh, for sure!” you call out.

“C’mere,” Shayne says. “You’re probably the one most qualified to give an opinion here.”

You look to Kiana who’s directing the video and she gives you a nod, so you walk onto the set and stand behind Shayne, leaning down so your face is next to his and your voice will get picked up on his microphone.

“What are you’re thoughts on this?” Tommy asks.

“You guys definitely made a lot of great points. I mean, childbirth is terrifying, and I keep trying to ignore the fact that I do have to actually, you know, birth a human. But I know that Shayne will be there and is studying to be the best support person. I mean, he’s read enough books about it, I think he could deliver the baby himself if necessary,” you say with a laugh.

“I will add, if this was the father of my child, I’d wonder what he actually deems important. Because this is arguably one of the biggest days of everyone’s life. First of all, it should be important to him. It’s literally his child entering the world. It’s a privilege to be one of the first people that baby will ever meet. And then, what will be a big enough deal for him to take off work in the future? Baby’s not gonna remember her first birthday, is he gonna go to that? She has a dance recital at three years old, is he going to think that’s silly and not go?”

“Oh, I didn’t think of that, but it makes sense,” Spencer replies. “He definitely seems to have his priorities and being there for his family isn’t one.”

“I truly cannot imagine not being there when our kid is born,” Shayne says. “My worst fear would be if something kept me from being there.”

“Because you’re a good person,” Tommy says bluntly, and everyone laughs.

You head back off camera as they continue on.

After a few more stories Shayne begins another entry, titled, “And I the asshole for eating the last doughnut before my pregnant coworker could have one?” He looks at you once he reads it and laughs before saying, “Y/N’s face says, yes absolutely you are.”

He reads the story which explains that the young employee ate his allotted two doughnuts, and when the pregnant coworker didn’t show up after half an hour, he ate her two as well. She gets there shortly after and explains she had car trouble and is upset to see everyone had a treat but didn’t save her any. Later, the boss pulls aside the employee to tell him he’d been rude to his coworker.

After he finishes the post the boys discuss the etiquette of eating communal snacks in the office before Shayne says, “Also, if there is one thing I know, it’s that you never mess with a pregnant woman’s food unless you want to die.” You laugh so loudly at this that you know for sure the mics picked it up from across the room.

“Y/N, anything to add?” Spencer says.

You walk over again and state, “Listen, all I’m say is that I’m mad you guys are just talking about doughnuts when we don’t have any. Cause cravings are a bitch and now I am literally not going to stop thinking about doughnuts until I get one.”

After moving offscreen you realize you need to pee, again, so you leave the studio to head to the bathroom. Once you’re out of the room Shayne says, “Hey Kiana, can I have my phone a second?”

“Why do you need your phone?” Spencer asks.

“I gotta doordash some doughnuts.”

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