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being a rude person isn’t the flex some of y’all think it is!!!! please heal!!!!!

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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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god the evil clown incident was so so funny. the fact that he was desktop only really took it to a whole other level. desktop users all there like 'help there's an evil clown??' and mobile users like 'what clown'

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Wanna Hear A Jok-le?

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A few of the ideas I had for this:

Everyone’s catalyst for awakening their Persona and method of summoning depends on their worlds and stories. For instance, all the Mario universe characters pull their Personas out of hammerspace, like any respectable cartoon, but while most of them might awaken theirs by trying to protect someone else, Luigi awakened his by confronting his fears, which is something he does all the time. However, the various incarnations of Link would all have different awakening catalysts and summoning methods from each other. The catalysts are usually related to their stories’ central themes.

Igor was as curt as he could allow himself to be to villains like Ganondorf and Ridley, telling Ganondorf that he condemned himself to an unenviable fate through ambition fueled by greed, envy, and hubris. Bowser, however, was treated pretty similarly to the heroes, even being commended for his determination.

Persona Fusion and Itemization are handled in the kitchen, since the Velvet Room is a restaurant here. Likewise, for any Wild Cards, the Persona Compendium is the menu.

During the tournaments, the Smashers live on an island, with their own homes and various amenities, from normal things like grocery stores, to things for the fighters like training facilities.

One day, a mysterious building opened up among the training facilities. It was called “The Velvet Room,” and it looked more like a fancy restaurant than anything. But, you could only enter with a “Velvet Key.” Sometimes, Ren would go in, and in his next match, he’d have a different Persona.

Eventually, more fighters were given Velvet Keys, and when they entered, they were greeted with a somewhat dream-like room, with walls lined with blue velvet. They would be seated by a white-haired, yellow-eyed waitress named “DeLacey,” whose uniform was also blue velvet. At the one table. Across from a creepy, long-nosed, bulgy-eyed old man in a suit. He would greet them with “Welcome to the Velvet Room,” say something about the new guest’s destiny, describe the place as existing “between dream and reality, mind and matter,” introduce himself as “Igor,” and ask them to introduce themself.

They never got any food, they never got any training, they just got some sort of talk about their lives, along with a tarot reading. And Igor said something about a “Persona.” And nothing about the visit would have any sort of affect on anything. ���Or so it seemed.

One day, an attack from Ridley put Mario’s friends in danger right in front of his face. He leapt into action, when the name “Hercules” echoed in his mind. Without thinking, he reached into hammerspace, like any cartoony character would do in this situation, and pulled out… a top-heavy ethereal being named “Hercules.” A Persona.

He awakened his Persona by being willing to protect his loved ones. But, that’s not how everyone awakens theirs. After all, Ren awakened Arsène and his Wild Card powers through rebellion.

(submitted by specternabbermaiori)

[ID: ask from specternabbermaiori (original poster) reading “I sent a headcanon involving characters awakening Personas, and I just wanted to mention a change I’d want to make, if possible (I’ve never posted a submitted post.): Instead of Hercules, I think Mario’s Persona should be Agon, the god of competition. Or maybe Bacchus, the god of merriment.“ End ID.]

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im sohappy i fopund the original vieo holy shit

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Have you ever put ice cubes on your shoes? It would change your life!

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I stand by my belief that a Persona game where the party is mostly members of the Japanese workforce would not work unless their job was something related to whatever mental world they explore.

…Actually, I kinda wanna see that now.

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PUH-LEAZE y’all I am BEGGING that we bring back 2007-2009 cult classic musical comedy/murder mystery Pushing Daisies’s hit character Emerson Cod bc I have genuinely never seen anything like him before or since. like???? He is a grizzled noir detective, but he went to art school. He knits when he’s stressed. He is a published pop-up book author. He (used to) love snowmen. He wears bright, shiny patterned shirts under plain brown suits. He canonically has a thing for femdoms. He loves dim sum so much that he almost cries about it. His canonical best friend is his mom. His other best friend is a neurodivergent necromancer. His other other best friend is an insane horse girl/sexy waitress/nun. His worst friend is a zombie. He is fat. He is Black. He is an asshole, and he is the king of the whole wide world. I miss him every single day.

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my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

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Me: Do you really think it’s feasible for a dangerous apex predator to be cute?

The bear and shark I’m talking to: …Well…

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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spin this wheel of hobbies