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So unfortunately Banjo recently lost one of his fangs ●︿●
We’ve been to the docs and he’s fine! The upshot of this incident is that now the bleps are a bit lopsided.
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this doesnt even surprise me man. plants will just do this. this is just average plant behavior
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Grandma blows your brains out 🥰
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What title is your WoL currently using?
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need a DM to narrate my life like
Me: I take the towels out of the dryer.
DM: You take 1 point of lightning damage per round while holding the dry towels.
Me: Ough. Ow. Agh. Ough. Ow.
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i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once
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everyone in the entire world lives in chicago
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put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs
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Me to me when I repeat past mistakes when I know better

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please replog for sample size! nuance in the tags/replies
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Honestly? My main piece of advice for writing well-rounded characters is to make them a little bit lame. No real living person is 100% cool and suave 100% of the time. Everyone's a little awkward sometimes, or gets too excited about something goofy, or has a silly fear, or laughs about stupid things. Being a bit of a loser is an incurable part of the human condition. Utilize that in your writing.
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