#cw Valentino

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

“Excuse me sir! There must someone you’ve confused me for!”

Having Angel withdrawal again sorry guys :/ its time for some uhh… prologue stuff?? I think thats right. Anyway! As I mentioned in this lovely post, when sinners die the time it takes for them to wake up in hell and where they wake up depends on how they died. So for Angels case his body was formed in hell in a hospital bed cause thats where he died so theres like fibres and metal in his body from being formed around a hospital bed! This is also going to go into how regenerating and how injuries work so get ready! Basically whatever your body was originally formed and made out of regenerates eventually, you can have scars if theyre really big (uncommon since the injury usually kills you) but if you die again in hell they go away. Angel gets injured quite a lot and none of these injuries are permanent. That isn’t to say you can heal by killing yourself though! If you do die while injured there may actually be lasting complications since bodies in hell are typically made to regenerate while gravely wounded. Its kind of like a fucked up computer so if you have a broken leg and die by say snapping your neck the body may get confused and regenerate bones and such incorrectly. Or it may not! Its hell who knows! Ill likely figure out a more concrete plan and way that it works but at the moment I enjoy this aspect of hell to not have a random cheat code and instead include some body horror. Its hell so like some stuff is probably confusing right??

Back to Angel, later on around season 1 in the rewrite he also has throat surgery to remove his deformed inner fangs and those DO actually stay gone because certain hospitals in hell (usually expensive ones) have tools from sloth that have been permitted by Lucifer. Similar to how Stolas got that lust portal gem or whatever. Angels body wasn’t supposed to form like that and this is a common thing to happen with sinners that die “long-term” and that sounds confusing but it really just means sinners that die in comatose-esque ways like Angel. His body was dying over the course of months (December to March to be exact) so parts of his body formed over complicated or were underdeveloped like the aforementioned fangs (that were originally meant to form inside of his mouth and not his throat) that would randomly bare themselves and stab his own throat, paralyzing Angel temporarily. Other examples would be parts of his legs and smaller stomach.

This is the surgery Angel got by the way (expenses covered by Velvette but thats a whole other plot line)

On top of this I also wanted to draw Angel’s old markings (at least one of them). Prior to Valentino, Angel looked much similar marking-wise to his original comic designs where he was more purple and yellow with all the fun skulls and stripes. Though, with how contracts work in my rewrite, Angel loses the markings and they change into hearts after his contract and cannot return to normal after his contract is terminated. The same is true for Husker and Niffty. This whole piece is really just supposed to capture to horror of waking up after being comatose and you’re suddenly not yourself anymore and also not where you were for the past months and your entire anatomy is changed. Can you imagine waking up without bones??? In 1947??? Id have a breakdown personally!

I also wanted to use green for that sick gross feeling. Kind of the dread you feel before throwing up, but also to represent Angel’s later feelings of envy that I was unable to present in his design. I really like pink characters in green atmospheres if you can’t tell. If I think of more stuff to add to this post I will, but for now it’s just a lot of lore. Hopefully you all enjoy it!

[darkmagic-sweetheart]

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[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[magdahlia]

quick silly comic to stay active- i’m working on a bunnydoll animatic rn!

inspired by this (also can we ignore that i accidentally drew it with two different brushes)

[normystical]

I hope that any and all Hellaverse aroallo rep stays in headcanons, never canon. I have a bad feeling that if a character is confirmed by Vivziepop to be aroallo, it'll definitely be Valentino...

[helluva-hotel-ask-blog]

Asmodeous, what's your opinion on Valentino?

Ozzie - THAT guy? Don't get me started. You wouldn't believe the amount of complaints I've received. Mistreating his workers, harassment, abuse- I'd do something about him myself, but the Pride Ring is Lucifer's domain.

Not that he's really be doing his job lately, and instead relegates his royal duties to his daughter-

*he sighs deeply* I'm on the verge of calling the I.M.P to tear him apart, just to teach him a lesson.

[wispurring-moss]

/threatening his life with my italian cold steel cinquedea yet he remains utterly unperterbed... =v=9"

[pink-alien-queen]

I have this kinda vague idea for a Vox and Angel bonding moment over how they both suffer under Val so much but how he still is such a magnetic force in their life.

Like I wanna get these two drunk together and talk about how fucked up it all is and how miserable they are. And about how sometimes for a hot second Val is also nice and warm that's also fucked up - because that's how he manipulates them and they know. They know but it still works. They know they're brainwashed and gaslight but Val's approval does feel good sometimes.

Angel being in a place where he knows Val doesn’t love him. Where he knows Val only means pain, having lost all hope and faith in him.

Angel thinking Vox hates him for taking Val's attention away from him sometimes but it's really just Vox being scared.

Vox being so scared of Angel because he feels like a mirror in some moments. Val treats him so much better than Angel but what if Vox is just a few steps behind? What if the abuse Angel faces is just the natural progression with Val? What if Vox catches up?

And I don’t want a happy end! I just want them to find comfort in how Val might hurt them in some different ways and maybe some familiar ways and the conclusion just has to be the same as every other day.

They're both going back to him tomorrow.

[dompler]

heads up while im hazbinposting im going 2 try to tag all mentions of val hazbin as "cw valentino" bc i hate that crusty rapist ^_^

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Was looking at the helluva boss pride art again and im just genuinely so upset about verosika, I know vivzie really likes using bi and pan people as a get out of jail free card so she can just ship them with whoever she feels like, but im mostly disappointed because I was ORIGINALLY impressed because I thought she was holding one of the intersex flags (the pink and blue one I think, I dunno much about the flag but yknow) and then I realised its just the pan flag as highlights in her hair and viv is just like borderline fetishising bi/pan stuff again.

It would’ve been really interesting to have an intersex character in literally any capacity. Idk TMI I guess but as a sex worker who doesn’t really have “regular equipment” it got me excited and then I remembered that vivzie would never include an intersex character or anything more “convoluted” than like the most basic well known sexualities and then like 1 trans side character. Genuinely I don’t think we are ever going to get a main character that has a gender that doesn’t get put into a binary definition. I talk about him so often but literally I think Angel is the closest thing we are ever getting to a main character that has a different sense of gender. If we get a random nonbinary character, awesome! But even then I can’t find the hope in my heart to say it’ll even be portrayed correctly. Viv would have a fucking heart attack if she saw all my labels and genders and flags I have

Im not kidding if a hazbin or helluva character ever had a xenogender of any kind I will actually eat my fucking pants. Till then heres all my fucking redesigns and their flags (btw like half of these characters have NO idea what a xenogender is, its just like if they did theyd be like “oh yeah I feel like that too”)

I hope this shit ruins vivzies day straight up. I got my little queer hands all over your show whatre you gonna do about it. Btw I’m right about all of this but especially Sir Pentious and Velvette, go check out cassgender, cool shit! Also Vaggie is aroflux sorry I do not make the rules (yes I do)

[hazbmymhotel]

Might RP a toxic!soulmate au with wife for Husk x mordecai

Maybe

With some valangel mixed in

Possible huskerdust of wishing to escape

But being t r a p p e d

Soulmates as a horror concept.

You WILL love this person. It doesn't matter who you loved before; any feelings you had, any promises you made, they will become inconsequential as soon as you lock eyes with the stranger Fate has picked for you.

There's no way to stop it.

There's no way to say "no."

You will meet someone and with a single glance, both of you will become someone new, someone who's now bound to this stranger whether you like it or not, want it or not.

Trapped in a dance together until the day you die.

[normystical]

cringe ass rant bc i saw suggestive art of my babygirl tf

i think my whole fwb self ship thing is just overall "i can fix him" like. yes it is partially because of a friend i feel i could've fixed and for that reason i miss him. but also his relationship with valentino??? it all started when i was just scrolling tumblr and some shit of valentino doing... ehh... what he does best... to vox just showed up on my screen out of nowhere. and like despite his pleas and everything, all the comments thought it was CUTE??? that sorta shit changed me bro bc i could be better than val and he could love me even tho im aro and dont want him to love me. like i could respect his boundaries and be more gentle and shit. im sorry this is so fucking dumb but when i see val being needlessly aggressive with these things, all i can think about is how much better id treat him. even tho hes such a piece of shit. god my cringey dumbass brain is rotten or some shit just kill me

[helluva-hotel-ask-blog]

Has no one told Ozzie that Val liked Charlie's arm and 'offered' her a role in his films?

Ozzie - ...

hold that thought-

*aggressive phone call noises*

Blitz - *picks up phone* yellow?

Oh, hey, big guy! You got a hit you want done? Sure thing, just gimmie a name and address, and I'll-

...

...You want me to what now?

[hazshit-hotel-hater]

Hey what the fuck.

God

TW: Rape, SA

"Don't get pressed about the rapist character, it's FICTIONAL! GUYS!"

Also, Norry when people want the fictional rapist to die:

Bro cares for the wellbeing of a rapist fictional character over the real SA victims, expressing not liking his treatment in or out of the show by the creator and fandom.

EDIT:

Know when fictional r-pist character gets insulted the suddnly its a problem?

"No one has been able to come up with val fan hurting other people"

???

ok? Have this one for example. ( R-pist deserve to die! :) )

Also, Norry defended a person who brought a masturbation doll to a public place with children and adults that not consented to touch the sex toy they used. For saying a few things!

[notherpuppet]

Let’s Dance

Part 6/12

Part 5 | Part 7

[bb-azurite]

Val and Vel are the masters of promoting unhealthy beauty standards to the masses but they are no match for their CEO. Warning for skinny people being fat shamed.