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I'm losing my mind thinking about Jon terrified out of his mind in the tunnels where his predecessor got fucking murdered, being chased by a fucking monster that he accidentally unleashed, with only a tape recorder and a fucking metal pipe. My bro is in need of buckets of therapy
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#jurgen leitner#mag 79#gertrude robinson#michael the distortion#not them#cult listens to tma
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Tma au where nothing is wrong ever and Jon gets to pet as many cats as he likes
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#tim stoker#sasha james#its just an office comedy at this point#idk the horrors are still there but now it's the horrors of genuinely needing a masters for archival sciences#BE SO FR what the hells is the point of a masters#listen this is my gripe about the educational ladder you have to climb in order to even think about going to library sciences#and getting some sort of guaranteed work off it#oh martin got through alright by lying but he got real lucky with this boss being a literal cult leader#but nooooo I have to finish my bachelors and get another 30k or so in debt BAR student finance#as if med school isnt already a scam!!!#and furthermore--#oh old art tag
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I might be cooking up something…
@ultramarinaa’s Champion lives rent free in my head. I might actually have a problem…
Anyways, look at this sweet boy (and please ignore the mess on my desk, thanks). Ain’t he pretty? I think he is. Would you believe me if I told you the hardest part is making his glasses?
This is what three hours of work, some air drying clay, and an awful lot of tiredness looks like: a cat. It is currently 1:59 am. I am a mess, but I always am.
Fun fact I planned on making him be in another position but I wholeheartedly forgot. It’s not even a joke.
OH! One more thing before I go, @thebreadmantm’s Champion sculpture fully made my brain decide to do this. Your creation is absolutely beautiful and so is your art. Looking at it makes me immeasurably happy. Go check out her blog! -Mori
#Sorry for the tags#If either of you want me to I can take them out#cat!martin#air dry clay#The love of my life#TMA#the magnus archives#martin blackwood#sculpture#i guess?#clay sculpting#Mori using their alt account?#What a miracle#mori writes#mori FINALLY listens to The Magnus Archives#Do you ever just take a photo and suddenly see a bunch of things you could have done differently?#I do#often#Fanart#the Magnus archives fanart#Have we accidentally created a cult around this cat?#i hate desktop tumblr#It hates me and I hate it. So it’s okay
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when I saw spoilers for tmagp 8 they were all along the lines of "Gerry and Gertrude are happy, and also there's some sUbTLe hIntS that all is not as it seems 🤔"
"not as it seems" my ASS it took about 15 seconds for me to decide gerry'd been lobotomized in this universe. it's like 5am and these people presumably showed up at your door with no explanation, and you asked NO questions before inviting them in!? wdym you "barely remember" what happened to you at the institute? how young could he even have been if the institute incident happened about 20 years ago, old enough to remember way more than that surely? the glitch/scratch when gertrude said she didn't think he could help them? is that indicative of someone using entity related powers like it was in tma or does it just mean she's lying? this is so funny to me it wasn't even subtle at all everyone just decided it was more fun to live in denial ig. I mean yeah, for sure. damn.
#IMMEDIATE ZOMBIE VIBES. WTFFF IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!#gertrude's basically normal tbh creepy and cryptic is what we love about her#i saw so many protocol spoilers before even finishing tma lol (my own fault)#every episode is “why am i gasping? i already knew that?”#also georgie cameo!!#which i think i also saw stuff about but i didn't know she was celia's cult leader at the time so#the context def changes the vibe lol /pos#again this is all very /lh i just think it's so funny i was really not expecting to be punched in the face with creepy on this one#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp#tmagp 8#the magnus protocol spoilers#the magnus archives spoilers#tma spoilers#I'm getting so close to caught up-#tmagp first listen liveblog#tmagp liveblog
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“Silk Cradle’s Archivist does much more than record events and organize books; for some truly dark and arcane wisdom is kept within those cobwebbed shelves, and they aren’t afraid to wield its ominous power.”
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#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl oc#me: oh my flight got canceled I’ll just work on this while I have some free time (:#me four hours later:#HOGH#anyways I Need to draw more Aynno#especially with Shamura hmngh 👉👈#but for now uhhhhh any TMA listeners in the COTL fandom?#heehoo funny occult Archivist powers
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kinda insane how scary this podcast is. jesus christ. what is even going on
#ive listen to tma malevolent deviser wbg archive 81 and NONE of them had this vibe#if you liked lost johns cave - this podcast is very much for you#the white vault#s4 ep4#I FUCKINNNNNG KNEW IT WASNT LIU#SHE WAS SO FUCKING CALM#OHH YOU FIND A WOMAN FUCKING LEISURING IN A HUGE SKELETAL RIBCAGE LIKE SHES ON VACATION AND YOU DONT QUESTION IT??#idk. maybe it is her and shes just enthralled now#i dont think the thing can Look like people#also will eva ever sit the fuck down on god#woman. do you want to die#i mean. yea i know she literally said and it IS fascinating#but also. god#what part of just sit here with simon and wait do you not understand 😭#i mean its probably good she found the radio but she literally fell down the stairs right after WITH BROKEN RIBS#i am: so tense rn#also the documentarian??? and the letter person???? what the fuck#literally what the entire fuck#i assume theres a cult in there somewhere that lucas was a part of#i cant make myself believe this person is gonna wanna help#ghhhhhhhhh biting through rocks
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michael tma au. sacrificial lamb to the stranger somehow emerges a desolation avatar. how'd ya fuck that one up that badly
#on the brain sorry#the fuck happened there huh!#i say about something that was my choice but listen. it doesn't have to make perfect sense it's about the THEMES.#tma michael is so... he's vengeful. it's the closest he's gotten to a villain arc. he commits arson. he was being set up to be#the lapdog of the apocalypse caused by animatronic ritual. he died. he's literally fine. he harms people.#he feels immense guilt for this and also doesn't really care. he's trapped in the cycle. he's everything#michael also yearns for fire abilities but given that?? not even the cult really had that only AGNES i think i am hesitant to say it#out of fear of being accused of being too op or something. In My Mind Palace He Can Have Fire Abilities#⁂ ・゚: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc
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funny stuff, i don't care about anyone in tma but about the statements mostly. the rest just happens i guess, mostly. when the stories became too character focused i skimmed thru, hoping there were more statements in the future. hopefully about the buried. i love the buried. so when jon was out the coffin after that funny visit to meatman i just lost interest... i didnt care enough about martin and his lonely drama. and THEN part 5 became a goddamn sitcom, worse with martins snippy comments (im sure there was a laugh track there). basira? alice? good for them to be there i guess. the ending? not as good as the sitcom cheekiness of martin and annabelle.
tma best part were the statements themselves, i just didnt enjoy enough the character drama, felt it was dry. too dry.
#tma#eh its whatever#now whenever im in the tma mood i just go and listen to the buried statements#and some others that i liked or wanna think about#i wish there was more about the dark cult people#sighs#but no it had to be shown in a police shooting#ok i guess
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Good question. I am not quite sure….
-Mori
Stupid idea
YOU HAVE JUST BECOME A TMA AVATAR
Your personal domain is based on your username
Which entity/ies do you serve?
I'm the end
#mori (as a character) is supposed to simbolice death#the cult has somewhat become a beacon of hope#so I don’t know…#¯\_(ツ)_/¯#tma#the magnus archives#mori’s reblogs#mori FINALLY listens to The Magnus Archives
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Mag 190 Jon is an icon. He’s learning to be a massive bitch from Martin and now he finally has people to use it on. I want to kiss him so badly.
#flowers listens to tma#making fun of Mel and Georgie’s cult. absolute king I love you.#also the guys saying he doesn’t seem holy while he’s walking around looking like biblically accurate Jesus is so funny#mag 190#the magnus archives
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MAG 91 BABEYYYYY
TEAAAA
Omg why does mike crew sound kinda hot tho
I know he's probably just refusing tea cause he doesn't trust Mike crew but I like to think it's also cause it's not made by Martin lol
He's stressed cause the last time he fucking talked to an avatar he got his hand burned off and he's not expecting Mike to be so...normal
Bro didn't think he'd get this far he didn't prepare his questions dumbass
Oh my god the AIR fuck
And I was trying to be polite OH HE'S SO COOL ACTUALLY
Why do I kind of love seeing Jon being battered around like this
Hmm I would've thought the vast was the idea of not knowing, not knowing exactly how deep something will go, not knowing your place in the world
You need to learn some respect???? Oh my god
"Fed that which feeds me" that's such a good way of putting it
"I'm not usually the sort for speeches" god he seems so human oh my god the guy just wants be left alone while throwing people off skyscrapers
BRO STILL DOESNT LISTEN. LEAVE.
I didn't get the mike crew stans before but now I absolutely do I would let that man throw me off a skyscraper
DAISYYYYYY AHHHHHHHHHHHH
My favourite corrupt detective 😘
The way she goes from "he" to "it"
Oh my god did she shoot him???
THE CIGARETTES...THE LIGHTERRRRR
The way he's more stressed about the fact that the tape recorder appeared than literally daisy tonner
THE CHOKING NOISES
BASIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
God they're such lesbians
The way daisy is trying to convince basira that she only kills monsters, she's still sort of justified, maybe even good
Oh my god daisy hates being manipulated, she's always in control and someone has reached into her mind to make her do something and she hates it
She's also so smart she'd put it together way before everyone else did and she decided to do something about it, maybe in like a really bad way but at least shes trying
Call me number one daisy tonner apologist with these comments lol
"for god's sake look at him!" That's so funny girl was really like you think Jonathan Sims resident whimpering wet cat of man could murder two people???????
Oh my god they're literally using him as a fucking lie detector
AND JON GOES ALONG
I guess it's cause he also really wants to prove his innocence and find out if it really was Elias
Bro has no survival instincts he just does not give a shit
GRAB A SPADE she's so nonchalant about it
NOOOO MIKE
NO I GET TO KNOW HIM AND NOW HE'S DEAD
NOOOOOOOO
God fucking cliffhanger man
#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin k blackwood#mike crew#michael crew#daisy tonner#basira hussain#daisira#mag 91#cult listens to tma
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The thing is, based on canon it sounds like it can be dialed down? Burning desire is just a few episodes after Recluse, where agnes also kisses someone and the pain doesn't even activate until later, and doesn't leave any scarring.
( Arguably this could be because her powers weren't as developed or because a peck on the cheek doesn't involve nearly as much skin contact, but i like to think the difference was a bit more situational.)
The desolation is fueled by emotional attachment (and destroying the things people care about.) With the kid in Recluse -- Ronald Sinclair -- she evidently cared about him enough to not want him to get spidered, and he seemed not to mind her existence, but that was about it. The incident was a controlled burn, to foil the web's plans. Jack, on the other hand, was perhaps the first person to really love her as a person, with none of the cult devotion, just bizarrely passionate about her. And suddenly he asks her if he can kiss her when she knows she's about to die and they'll never see each other again and he doesn't even know What She Is and... of course the flames are going to come rushing in all at once.
TLDR: Kissing agnes probably could be spicy meal levels of painful in canon, but only if you're both a bit emotionally detached about it.
AU where Agnes’s touch-me-and-die effect is less intense, or at least can be dialled down a bit. It comes on slower.
Burning Desire ends happily and now Jack has to keep burn cream on hand for date nights. Kissing Agnes is a bit like trying to eat a delicious yet stupendously over-spiced meal
*smooch* *smooch* *smooch* AAAAAA *smooch* *smooch* AAAAAA
Jack, visibly crying, his lips bleeding and blistered: I’m fine it’s all worth it
#tma#tma spoilers#tw cult mention#ask to tag#just listened to burning desire and am Having Thoughts#Tma is powerful enough to get this aroace analyzing (literal) hot smooches. Who knew.#Note that i do not think the kiss in recluse was romantic like at all. But it was a presumably intentional parallel.
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#tma spoilers#tma#the magnus archives#magpod#poll#polls#elias bouchard#toby carlisle#the distortion#jurgen lietner#mary keay#daisy tonner#breekon and hope#jane prentiss#klm-zoflorr
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Statement of : Gordon Martinez Freeman, 30 year old MIT graduate,Regarding a peculiar video game he’d found.
Recorded direct from subject, May 16, 200-
Statement begins.
Pt 1 > here
ABOUT 👇
Hello! I am the author of this AU, you can find my main at @inkzectz , for more meta questions about this AU, or for general comments about it, please go there.
What is the AU about?
LA : AI is a crossover AU of sorts, in the simplest way put, it’s TMA but with HLVRAI characters, TMA stuff happens but altered to fit the general HLVRAI narrative, and with my own changes, headcanons, etc. added
I will be updating/editing this post as I progress.
Will it have spoilers?
Disclaimer!!
The AU will have a lot of the original themes of hlvrai and more so TMA, more so, horror themes, this will include gore, body horror, worms, decomposition, cult themes, psychological horror, arachnophobia,flashing imagery, etc.
(Will update as I go on)
I also feel it is important to mention this is the first time I have ever made a ask blog/ web comic/ published a story online, I will make mistakes, please bare with me as I am trying to figure things out.
English is not my first language, I do my best to grammar check and write well, but at the end of the day I will also be making mistakes.
Please be patient with me.
This au is a passion project of mine that I am doing on my free time because I want to, it is important to remember as a reader, I do not owe you anything.
It is best if you’ve seen it but as of writing it right now (early ep 4) there aren’t any spoilers. Once I am a little further ahead then you may want to listen to it.
Yes, not a lot, but vague/mild spoilers about how the world works, plot points, and character.
Again the spoilers will be vague and mild at worst, as it progresses I would recommend listening to tma, but it’s sort of like how while half life knowledge is helpful in hlvrai it isn’t exactly necessary to enjoy hlvrai bc it’s different enough from it to not really matter (?) I hope that makes sense.
Asks rules
- No telling [ player ] exactly what happens ex : “omg [ player ] when you weren’t looking [ npc ] said this very important thing that is supposed to be kept secret for lore reasons”
- Please avoid asks like “tell this character they’re pretty” while I appreciate the compliment, I am trying to write a story and want to keep things as on topic as possible. Instead tell me on my main if you like the art, I’ll probably reply with a doodle or something, just not on here.
- Less so of a rule but more so of a general statement, I will be avoiding asks that either are too close to what happens or if answering would mean progressing the story too quickly, there’s a lot I want to happen and I want time to do it all.
- Another one that’s less of a rule and more of a general thing, if I don’t like what you said I won’t be answering.
- I also sometimes just don’t know how to answer some things.
- Please be respectful of the ships I choose to include and don't force your own, ship wars and such will not be tolerated.
- Please be respectful of others and do not spoil anything, not everyone has listened to TMA and knows it's themes.
I will not be answering everything, I cannot always get to every message so please be respectful of that.
Select character
Character abouts! [ Will be updating as I continue to work on the story ]
[ select ] > Mr. Freeman
> Gordon Martinez ‘Martini’ Freeman
30 y.o . 6’0 . 230lb . Romani / Puertorican . male [ he/him ] . bisexual
[ PLAYER ]
> Lives in Seattle, MIT graduate, left Black Mesa, works as a librarian IRL but also makes money via streaming video games occasionally, in real time it is 2018.
> Believes in the paranormal out of fear but tries to rationalize out of denial, he will never admit something is supernatural and will jump through hoops to rationalize even if deep down he does believe.
> Has a son named Joshua Medrano Freeman, who is 6 years old, Gordon and his old partner met in college but split up before Joshua was born, they remain civil but are nothing more to each other than Joshua’s other parent.
> Gordon rents an apartment with 3 rooms, his own room, Joshua’s room, and a third that used to be a guest room but he has so little visitors he’s just chosen to revamp it into a gaming room.
> Gordon works primarily in a library for now as he’s looking for a better job.
> Gordon often wears hoodies, sweaters, t-shirts, crew necks, and any general outfit one would wear at home, long curly hair that is beginning to grey due to stress, unkempt goatee, and almost always wears green tinted glasses [ he doesn’t need glasses he just thinks they’re cool ]
> His hair is usually pulled back in a ponytail but can also be found in a bun or just down.
< [ select ] > Mr. Coolatta
> Thomas ‘Tommy’ Coolatta, primary researcher, and technical head of the institute.
39 y.o . 6’7 . 190lb . Chinese/filipino . Male [ he/him ] . ???
[ NPC ]
> His father owns the Lambda institute and he grew up in it, he officially started working in the archives when he was 24, and of all the employees in the entire institute he has worked there the longest.
> No one knows who his father really is, Tommy being the only one who’s ever actually seen / spoken to him, his father is the real head of the institute but gives most his orders through Tommy, so Tommy is also technically the head as well.
> Not much is actually known about him, besides his father he doesn’t appear to have any other family, nor does he ever speak of his personal life much.
> Tommy primarily works as an archival assistant, specifically in research, he is the one who will verify details regarding statements or do further investigations into aspects of the statements.
> Tommy is quite the colorful character, often wearing colorful clothing and accessories, he seems to think doing so brings some cheer into an otherwise boring environment, he often wears patterned polo shirts, cheap company bracelets, pins, lanyards, pant chains, but is never without his signature multicolor propeller hat.
#Lambda archives : AI#LA:AI ep 1#hlvrai#hlvrai au#la:ai#tma au#half life vr but the ai is self aware
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The thrilling follow-up to The Magnus Archives But Make It 80's, hot and fresh for this Halloween season! 15 Entities, 30 top hits from the 80’s— two songs per Entity. I've been listening to Protocol and selectively re-listening to TMA lately, and felt inspired. Track list and key below the cut:
(some songs fit their entities lyrically, and some just have titles that made me laugh)
The Buried
Take My Breath Away - Berlin
Locked In - Judas Priest
The Corruption
Poison - Alice Cooper
Tainted Love - Soft Cell
The Dark
Dim All The Lights - Donna Summer
Rhythm Of The Night - DeBarge
The Desolation
I'm On Fire - Bruce Springsteen
Burnin' For You - Blue Öyster Cult
The End
You Dropped A Bomb On Me - The Gap Band
Rhythm Is Gonna Get You - Gloria Estefan And Miami Sound Machine
The Eye
Eye In The Sky - The Alan Parsons Project
Talking In Your Sleep - The Romantics
The Flesh
Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - Stevie Nicks, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
Footloose - Kenny Loggins
The Hunt
Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen
Eaten Alive - Diana Ross
The Lonely
Forget Me Nots - Patrice Rushen
Alone - Heart
The Slaughter
Toy Soldiers - Martika
Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
The Spiral
She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals
Where Is My Mind? - Pixies
The Stranger
Don't Talk To Strangers - Rick Springfield
Somebody's Knockin' - Terri Gibbs
The Void
Up Where We Belong - Joe Cocker, Jennifer Warnes
Higher Love - Steve Winwood
The Web
Who's Zoomin' Who? - Aretha Franklin
Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
The Extinction
I Won't Let The Sun Go Down On Me - Nik Kershaw
1999 - Prince
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The fact that Malevolent doesn't have the massive following TMA did is insane to me.
It has body-sharing. It has cults. It has lovecraftian monstrosities. It has humanizing demons and demonizing humans. It has homoerotic tension. It's got it all babe!
Listen to Malevolent for a good time, a great story, and sexy voice acting
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