#SHE WAS SO FUCKING CALM
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kinda insane how scary this podcast is. jesus christ. what is even going on
#ive listen to tma malevolent deviser wbg archive 81 and NONE of them had this vibe#if you liked lost johns cave - this podcast is very much for you#the white vault#s4 ep4#I FUCKINNNNNG KNEW IT WASNT LIU#SHE WAS SO FUCKING CALM#OHH YOU FIND A WOMAN FUCKING LEISURING IN A HUGE SKELETAL RIBCAGE LIKE SHES ON VACATION AND YOU DONT QUESTION IT??#idk. maybe it is her and shes just enthralled now#i dont think the thing can Look like people#also will eva ever sit the fuck down on god#woman. do you want to die#i mean. yea i know she literally said and it IS fascinating#but also. god#what part of just sit here with simon and wait do you not understand 😭#i mean its probably good she found the radio but she literally fell down the stairs right after WITH BROKEN RIBS#i am: so tense rn#also the documentarian??? and the letter person???? what the fuck#literally what the entire fuck#i assume theres a cult in there somewhere that lucas was a part of#i cant make myself believe this person is gonna wanna help#ghhhhhhhhh biting through rocks
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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this description made me realise what one of my favourite MXTX character tropes is: Over-Worked, Under-Appreciated Employee Who Is Not Above Becoming Somewhat Evil About It
#jin guangyao#shang qinghua#sha hualing#ling wen#svsss#tgcf#mdzs#jgy#sqh#shl#i can't get over the descriptions of shl ''the demon race’s star employee Sha Hualing''#''her current role as an overworked and underpaid employee seems something of a downgrade''#honestly the other three would probably get along relatively well if they could just shove sha hualing into a cupboard somewhere#let them do paperwork and drink tea together in a calm room where no one is bothering them u.u#they're all in fantasy public service and should be allowed to commit a few atrocities. as a treat.#i'm so happy to have finally found an excuse to draw sha hualing i love her design#every other character is wearing upwards of 7 fucking layers - she saw a sexy sexy niche and decided to fill it... or sqh did i guess#i debated putting yin yu in here as well but you know what. even if he works for a ghost king he just really isn't that evil#sorry yin yu once again you just don't quite make the cut#(also he wrecked my composition)#my art
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“Homura can't stand the idea of moving on. So she's isolating madoka from everyone who's ever cared about her.” Are you fucking stupid? She literally rewrote the entire universe so that Madoka could be happy with her parents and her little brother, so that Sayaka could have another chance with Hitomi and Kyoske, so that Kyoko can have a life with Sayaka, she literally revived Mami and Nagisa and gave them a life together. What the fuck do you mean she's “isolating Madoka from everyone who's ever cared about her??”
The only person she's isolating Madoka from is herself because she knows Madoka will regain her godhood sooner ot later and she knows that her desire for Madoka and her friends to be happy will directly rebel against Madokami's rules that require Madoka to die to maintain order to the broken world that traps Magical Girls in their cycle of hope and despair, even if maintaining order means making hard choices and sacrifices, which in this case, is Madoka sacrificing herself again and again not only because she cares so much for others but because she cares so little for herself whilst Homura is the only one who can see that she's so much more than her sacrifice and that she shouldn't reduce herself to a means to an end.
She took Madoka's immortality for herself to spare her of anymore loneliness in Heaven as a trapped Goddess. She literally gave Madoka and the rest of her friends a second chance at life and you people have the audacity to just blatantly fucking lie on her to justify hating her for how she reacts to the psychological torture of having to watch the love of her life and her friends die for 12 years worth of time loops then to live in a world where no one remembers the girl she loves but her. Let something like that happen to you at the age of 14 and then come and talk to me about Homura. Idgaf that she's a fictional character. If y'all continue to treat her like a heartless monster that deserves to be “held accountable for her actions,” then I'll defend her like the traumatized 14 year old child that she actually is. Fuck off and stay away from Madoka Magica. It clearly isn't for you.
#pmmm#puella magi madoka magica#mahou shoujo madoka magica#puella magi madoka magica rebellion#pmmm rebellion#madoka magica#madomagi#homura akemi#madoka kaname#madohomu#rant#im so pissed tell me you watched rebellion with your eyes closed especially the last 10 minutes#where she literally EXPLAINS why she did what she did like are you literally stupid#no i will not calm down im fucking sick of these idiots with literally no reading comprehension skills thinking#their opinions on homura are facts when they can't even comprehend how different ppl react to trauma#without demonizing them for it. homura antis are victim blamers and deserve the worst in life idfc
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long hair marla long hair marla long hair marla lo
#fight club#fight club 1999#artists on tumblr#illustration#marla singer#she's my comfort character ok#I'm getting her face features better I feel so good#actually I felt kinda shitty all day#existential dread caught my ass again#me when I sleep only 3 hours#man what the fuck was I thinking back in elementary school when I initiated the blank nights sesh#I want to sleep so badly but my body doesn't want to#I just wanna have silly dreams let me be#anyways#drawing marla calms me down everytime#I love her the courteous love way#martyryo#won't be much active aside from posting art also
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trying not to talk too much abt the bear s2 but im Really fuckin frustrated that even with everyone demanding that they’re sooo media literate and sooo smart that no one has talked about claire and the way she sparks audience discomfort. like, she feels out of place within the show because CARMY cannot accept that he is getting this good thing—she feels out of place in HIS life. she’s actually crafted to be the ideal girlfriend, with glowy bokeh lighting in a grocery store and beauty shot close ups and a sweet instrumental leitmotif to show to you, an audience member, that she’s too good to be true in carmys eyes. if you’re an audience member, she raises alarm bells in YOUR head because she raises alarm bells in HIS. he literally tells us that—that’s the crux of his final monologue, that he doesn’t believe he can have the life of food and wines best chef and a life of love and human connection. he doesn’t believe he’s deserving of good things because his family has always been so fucked, because nothing he’s ever tried to hold together has held together—except for his cooking. it’s done this way on purpose, to make you feel that anxiety that he feels around this relationship, and to make you question why you feel it too
#the bear s2#the bear spoilers#the bear#eenposting#carmy berzatto#the bear s2 spoilers#the bear season 2 spoilers#IDK IF THIS IS PHRASED RIGHT BUT LIKE#DO YOU REAAAALLY THINK THAT THE WRITERS WHO GAVE US FISHES ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING UNINTENTIONAL#LIKE YOU. YOUUUUU#oh my GOD#everythifn in this show is so fucking meticulously crafted. CLAIRE WAS PURPOSEFUL#claire was PURPOSEFUL she was kind and lovely and beautiful and lived a perfectly mundane life which is NOT THE LIFE YHAT CARMY LIVES#and he can’t find the place where those two things meet#he can’t find the place where calm and peace and love and adoration exist next to or inside the chaos of culinary life#and while there IS A PLACE WHERE THEY CAN LIVE TOGETHER. everything that happens to him this season yells at him that it’s impossible#and confirms this ridiculous notion#his uncle sydney the fridge moment. they’re all just fuckin yelling at him that it doesn’t work#BUT. RICHIE NAT AND CLAIRE HERSELF. ALL CONFIRM THAT THEY COULD EXIST TOGETHER#he just can’t find it. and he won’t find it till he makes peace with himself and his childhood#and figures out WHY he got into this business (he still is trying to prove something. he’s still trying to prove he’s worth it)#edit: INCH RESTINNG YOU ALL TOOK THIS TO SHIPPING AND SYDCARMY. NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT THAT GUYS#NEEEEEVER SAID ANYTHING ABT TJAT.
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am i gonna put you in the book acknowledgements am i gonna be able to say your name without flinching am i ever gonna get a word in edgewise am i ever gonna recover the time i spent with you. computer virus kid; i arrived in your life already begging to be let in. somehow insecure i could even be your friend. like you had a line outside the door and we were all shifting our weight, begging.
you're so fucking good at that - at making people feel like they need to earn you, like you're a commodity none of us can afford. no kindness or careful communication could work on you - you were so good at just going-ghost, about deciding someone just wasn't cool-enough. something about that is super ironic. even the parts of it that weren't romantic felt like a romance book. i wanted you to like me so badly i scrubbed myself clean just so you'd spare me - what. your favor? a look?
okay okay okay. it's just a friendship - if it was even true that we were friends, if you even saw me as someone you trusted. on reddit someone would tell me girl literally just cut her out of your life, it's not that difficult. even i was aware of how fucked up the whole situation was. like, why the fuck do i even care about your approval? you're like, not even that fun to be around. you are often a little bit cruel.
but for almost four years of my life, i thought i had found someone like me. somebody who liked the same things i do. someone who liked to read and who liked making jokes with esoteric references and who spent maybe too much time on the internet and who was absolutely a little bit pretentious. i don't know, something about that was powerful and addictive.
i keep thinking about our last conversation. about how i said - okay, enough is enough. you pushed me too far, you really hurt my feelings.
and how you laughed and said - you think you're the victim?
#spilled ink#warm up#writeblr#she physically assaulted me and then screamed in my face#but not before sh'ing first and blaming it on me#while she was locked in my bathroom. at 1 in the morning#while i begged her to please just calm down and to try taking a deep breath and to go to sleep#and then she was like - ur just like my abuser#bc she had screamed in my face which was triggering to me and i froze like a deer in the headlights#and since i had shut down at that point evidently i was the problem child#i know she is out there telling our mutual friends i abandoned her and it makes me SO pissed off#like dude you spent so much fucking time forgiving & forgetting that your decrepit asshole of a boyfriend#pushed me down in the fucking hallway#but noooo hes <3 troubled <3 at 43 and divorced#bc according to you it's important that u don't '''see anyone as a monster''#but god forbid i not handle you SCREAMING IN MY FACE#i couldnt even get you to say sorry for crossing my original and only boundary you were like ''what did you want me to do''#babe i said 'the bf is not allowed around here he scares me and u said ur broken up with him'#that was the thing i wanted you to do: not fucking invite him to WHERE I LIVED#godddd typing this shit out and knowing it's only 2% of what actually happened makes me feel pathetic#i can't believe i let you treat me like that. you were a TERRIBLE friend.
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reassassination swap AU... fuckin.... unassassination idfk
#zeno's art#ocs#reassassination#vivica de la crux#octavia krankenstein#dr rigor krankenstein#lunette strikewhite#WEEE this one is fun#vivi is obv swapped with octavia#so she's less skittish and crazy and eager to please and more calm . still judgy as fuck tho#octavia is swapped with kranken so instead of being cool and badass she's got several screws loose#triesto seem calm and collected but really shes obsessive n overworked and unstable and a littttle bit of a total freakazoid#kranken is swapped with .... idk. lets just say the krankenstein clinic takes the role of the clear crucifix org#like instead of a clinic its a whole hospital now where kranken does crazy experiments and shit and isn't questioned cuz hes so respected#i think he was prob like canon krank before lobotomising himself so now hes just scarily quiet and soulless#but still a sadist lol#like hurting others is the only way he can feel any emotion now#lunette is swapped with umm ONCE AGAIN IDK!!! oh well. her cult replaces the clinic here#her personality is the most similar to canon shes just a bit more desperate and a little insecure#for other characters - onion is like ummm idk a wannabe scientist#if octavia is kranken's apprentice onion is octavia's#hmm idk#but i love this AU#in fact ive had it for a while i just never posted about it i dont think#but redesigning everyone was fun esp vivica's outfit its my absolute fave
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I thought a lot about Hob meeting Death for the first time and of course they’re hitting it off straight away … but what if instead of Dream it’s Hob who accompanies Death while she’s working? Just because he’s a curious brother-in-law and none of the Endless can say no to his pleading cow eyes.
He witnesses how calm and peaceful it can be to leave the living world behind with someone as gentle as Dreams sister to guide someone’s soul.
It scares Dream; what if Hob decides he wants to end his life after all?
But in reality it heals a part of Hob that he never was able to piece back together before.
Eleanor. Robyn. The baby that never got the chance to take its first breath. His memories are still painful, still make him tear up.
But seeing Death do her job makes him feel … grateful. Knowing that she was with them at the end of their days, smiling at them, taking their hands, holding them in her arms.
It also makes him appreciate life even more and he promises to enjoy every single day as much as humanly possible.
#the sandman#dreamling#hob gadling#dream of the endless#death of the endless#I just loved that episode so much#I’m so damn scared of death#not of dying but death itself#like what’s going to happen? I can’t just fucking disappear into nothingness?!#but that episode calmed me sooo much#the idea of someone so gentle greeting you at the end of your life#that episode was just gold and it helped me so much#my mom died early of cancer and the thought that she wasn’t alone played over and over in my head#thought that maybe hob felt the same when he thought about the ones he lost#anyway I’m rambling#kirby howell baptiste
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Pets are like children............so what if-
#mcyt#lifesteal smp#spokeishere#parrotx2#poopies#prime#humanization#kinda#poopies hates spoke bc who the fuck gives names like THAT#well okay she's just an evil child#will bite your ankle off#prime is calm and good kid#maybe a little bit creepy sometimes#and parrot can be a cool dad#his bird brain will do brrrrr#god dammit i love dad-kid shit so much
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your love is my curse
#hero 108#hero: 108#mystique sonia#yaksha#lin chung#mighty ray#jumpy ghostface#dont u just love when u get into an oldest silliest fandom u can and just snap over that one blorbo#and like. imagine a backstory for them that was denied in canon and write like 4 pages of a draft#for a comic that you have a burning desire to draw so much that you end up thinking fake covers just to calm tf down.#fun times#anyway hiiiiii turns out sonia crawled into my head and now she fucking lives there. its hell because there is almost no content for my gur#at least thats not questionably p0rny. i even returned to DA and got traumtized again when i tried to look sonia up lol. at least got to se#my cringy ass old art so thats fun i guess
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people who still hate Joe Alwyn need to get a life asap
#i said what i said#so many bad takes you guys are acting like he forcibly locked her up for two years when she chose it herself and she was happy with the#decision sure things ended and maybe it wasn't very best breakup or wtv but holy shit do you realise the speculations you make are so#fucking invasive the same thing you hate the other people doing to taylor's life and not to remind you that you have zero fucking clue of#what goes on behind the scenes you take these bits and pieces of crumb and exaggerate it to something so much worse#mind you this was the same man y'all worshipped before the breakup oh because he was the epitome of calm gentleman#and now i see a post with tags “go out fucking loser” like wow. just wow.#not to mention how his humanitarian act of signing ceasefire got turned around to thing about taylor like guys. guys. big news. but#advocating against genocide and accepting all the blacklash that comes with it isn't that simple maybe pic up that brain from football#ground and think again
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Rangi's such an idiot. She was holding back pre-dating I know it. If she acted the same way she does post-dating Kyoshi, then Rangi would've literally exploded Kyoshi right out of the damn closet Kyoshi didn't know she was in sdjfklajfkjafk
There would've been no Fire Lily Incident. Kyoshi's eyes would've just been glued to that freaky little firebender TT0TT
#kyoshi's ass woulda tumbled backwards the same way Yangchen got her ass blown up by a combustion bender klfjdsalfja#kyoshi so in the closet she didn't know she was IN a closet and then was like 'oh I better get out of here then' TT0TT#rangshi#rangi#kyoshi#rangi sei'naka#rangi seinaka#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#rangi just tell kyoshi you want your back blown out by her. I'm sure she'll get the damn hint#you ever regret what you wrote but then realize you want to also inflict the psychic damage onto other's? this is that post#i sat on this for a day and thought "hmmm yeah I def regret writing that tag but i'mma publish anyway'#cause i forgot i wrote it and it made me laugh when I saw it again kdjksljf;a#'like calm DOWN girl' is what you CONSTANTLY think when you look at Rangi post-dating kjfdklasjfka#she's so fucking funny
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You'd think the worst part of being immunocompromised would be catching All The Things, but honestly, the actual worst part is not being able to visit very sick loved ones because they're afraid of you catching the sickness :(
#i just discovered an hour ago that my mother was hospitalized last night and my dad mentioned 'the ambulance gave us nebulizer equipment'#by force of will i didn't say 'WHAT ambulance?!' because they don't need more anxiety right now#they were driving home together and my mother sounds awful and said she still didn't feel like she was breathing properly#dad was like 'she's really tired so i was thinking of giving her the nebulizer and getting her to lie down'#me: 'WHAT NO KEEP HER UPRIGHT' /calms slightly 'and tell her to take her nebulizer and be careful and i love her.'#'but seriously. don't let her lie down and don't let her go to sleep.'#i hate her pathetic fucking doctor so much though#she was doing better after i bullied her into seeing an asthma specialist but she caught some awful ... something and then this happened???#anghraine babbles#asthma
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WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME?!??
i am actually losing my shit what the hell
#DRU MY LOVELY#SHE LOOKS SO CUTE HERE#AND NOT AT HER KNOWING JULIAN WOULDN'T APPROVE#OUR LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER#AND ITS FROM A TLKOF SCENE???? NAH DUDE IM OUT#THIS IS THE GREATEST#ALSO CASSIE MENTIONED SHE WILL BE POSTING THE COMIC IN INSTALLMENTS OVER THE SUMMER THATS A FUCKING WIN#AND SHE SAID THE COMIC OVERLAPS WITH THE FIRST CHAPTER SO DOES THAT MEAN KITTY POVS IN CHP.1?!?!#im not okay#like i gotta calm down wtf#dru blackthorn#kit herondale#ty blackthorn#cassandra clare#cassandra jean#the last king of faerie#the wicked powers#tlkof#twp#tsc
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god not me getting posts on my dash from people i FOLLOW on how trump being president won’t be that bad. the post was along the lines of “you won’t be sent to concentration camps calm down.” it’s so clear these people don’t care about what happens to minorities. i saw in the notes ppl going “white ppl wanna play victim so bad” like what the fuck, the only ppl that wasn’t affected by trump those 4 years was rich white ppl. you can’t boil down ppl complaining about the harm he caused to “white people want to play the victim.” like obviously personally for me harris isn’t the best choice ever i have my own issues but she’s a whole lot better than trump omg. i’m just tired of my friends and family being affected so badly by this shit and these ppl have the audacity to come online and go “well I wasn’t affected by it personally so no one else was.” it’s disgusting and i really can’t believe i followed someone who would put that shit on my dash
#like my girlfriend is trans and she’s terrified of what’s gonna happen when trumps president#i’m a queer brown girlie#i live in a p safe area and i’m still fucking terrified#i have friends in worse places in this country and holy shit#how is someone gonna go online and say calm down this doesn’t affect you#so idiotic#idek where to begin#not to mention his plans for when he becomes president will make things so much worse than he left it#he goes on debates and just straight up lies#and he gets corrected about it too how can someone see it happen and still support this guy
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