#his bird brain will do brrrrr

[greenko]

Pets are like children............so what if-

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

Serpent demon Obanai makes the brain go BRrrrr

Blue and Yellow watched lazily from the treetops, witnessing the rush of the river and its heavy current, taking fish from one end all the way home. Birds chirped from somewhere else, their nests built far away from where the Serpent demon usually lazed about. ‘Poison’ he had hissed as one brave soldier pecked at the multicolored scales. Such scales covered the sides of his neck, unseen by the Dark tresses that went down the length of his back, but he had it off to the side, watching curiously as the young robin pecked curiously at the shiny object embedded amongst others. As he managed to dig under the scale eliciting a sharper hiss from the male, Green bubbled underneath, the smell overwhelming in the acidic and putrid levels. Lethal with just a drop. The robin didn’t survive, falling from the top of the tree just seconds later. The demon didn’t even blink, unbothered at the idiocy of some creatures. But they had learned now, leave him alone, give him space and he’ll leave you alone. His eating habits weren’t aimed towards them, if anything, he helped them. Devouring the unlucky soul who dared enter the woods and hunt the creatures who resided within. He had enjoyed his solitude, he didn’t need companions and he didn’t need power. He had a nice cave that he retired to when he wanted to get a longer sleep, mainly when winter had come and he couldn’t hide in the trees. He had covered the entrance in his blood, warding off anything with a brain cell to stay away. But he couldn’t do that with the forest, for how could he eat? Especially when his next meal just wandered in. He sat up, no longer lounging, but paying attention, stalking. She was younger than the old men who always came to hunt, with years of experience under their belts and confidence. This young woman, however, seemed unbothered, innocent, and sweet. She hummed the songs he had heard play from the nearby village on the nights they blew off those annoying fireworks, the nights he would go back to his cave to avoid the noise. She was headed towards the river, a large basket on her hip as she quickly stepped over branches and fallen logs. The demon lowered himself closer to the ground, perching himself on different branches as he followed her closer to the river. With a small grunt, she had sat by the riverside unearthing the fruits and vegetables that lay inside. “You know not many manage to make themselves comfortable in these woods.” After watching for a few minutes as she quietly washed off the grime from her harvest the demon finally spoke. Swinging his legs off to the branch just above her. She jumped at the sound of his voice, the inhuman waver and the emphasis on his ‘s’ alerted her immediately as she rose to her feet, looking up at the demon who refused to blink. “I have reason to believe it’s because of you” He smiled, the sharpened points of his teeth glistening in the afternoon sunlight. “Observant. Why do you think that, I’m just innocently sitting here enjoying the day.” “I’ve heard many stories about the demon in the woods. The man who looks like a human but also a snake. But I’m not scared, I can defend myself.” His smile grew, the corners of his mouth inhumanly touching the edge of his face in a predatory grin as she pulled a carving knife out of the band tying her shirt shut. He hopped off of the branch, landing in front of her. “I have no doubts you can defend yourself against me, my dear, it is a fish carving knife After all, should be able to slice through scales easily. But we don’t need to be doing that now.” He eyed the knife carefully, taking a step to the side as he looked her up and down, analyzing her lack of the clothing women usually wear. “Then let me go demon” He took a step back, letting her walk past with her basket, knife still pointed at him. “You’ll come visit tomorrow? The river over here has a lot of fish that go to waste when I don’t eat them. Please help yourself to them” The second her foot crossed over the edge of the forest she was running.

[doublerainebow]

Hit with another round of brain rot ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

~ Masterlist ~

~ My Hero Academia Masterlist ~

Daddy bird Keigo ahhhhhhhhh

Initially, Keigo is wary about starting a family of his own because of his own personal trauma from his own family and the fact that he’s a full-time hero and has a hard time making time for you at times. What more if there’s a child in the picture. But, he can’t help but feel something when he sees a young couple and their child having fun together on an outing. The bird instinct in him is going brrr at the thought of having a family of his own with you.

He debates on this himself for a while before even bringing it up with you. However, if you’ve brought up the notion of kids before, Keigo will more likely bring it up sooner than later.

When he does eventually tell you, he’s shy and nervous about it. There’s a lot of insecurities going through his mind.

What if he’s not a good dad?

What if you don’t want to start a family with him?

What if something happens to him and he leaves you and the kid alone?

What if the commission takes your kid away?

Please give him a lot of reassurance no matter what your answer is. He’s being vulnerable with you, and the last thing he needs is for you to react badly.

If and when you say yes, the man is super relieved.

And then of course comes the actual baby-making process lmao, but I’ll skip over that.

When you reveal to him that you’re finally pregnant, the man is super elated. Wings puffing up and eyes bright and shining.

Oh man, during the eight months of your pregnancy, Keigo is PROTECTIVE AF AHHHHHHH.

He’s making sure that you’re not doing anything strenuous and has feathers scattered everywhere in the house and hidden in your clothes. When he feels that something is wrong or off, he’s immediately calling you to make sure you’re okay. And, the further into your pregnancy you get, the more Keigo’s protective instincts go brrrrr.

However, it’s a huge sigh of relief once the baby is actually born. Keigo is just so amazed and touched at the little bundle he’s holding, and he’s crying tears because wow, you two actually made something so beautiful together.

Keigo vows that he’ll protect you and your child.

Also, be wary because this man will SPOIL THE HELL OF YOUR KID. PLEASE TELL HIM TO STOP, YOUR KID DOESN’T NEED SO MANY TOYS AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Keigo is easily swayed by the puppy dog eyes his kid will give him. (Doesn’t help he’s swayed by your puppy dog eyes).

Ahh, and if your child just so happens to be born with wings too, Keigo is definitely on it with the wing care and teaching them everything he can about their wings.

The first time he sees your child flutter a bit in the air with their wings has Keigo puffing up his wings and flying with joy. He’s so proud of your child for being able to do that, and he’s cooing and praising your child instantly.

Keigo is super soft for his child, and he’s constantly doting on them. He does know when to put his foot down and reprimand your child, but he breaks easily seeing the sad expression on his kid’s face. However, he does eventually learn the older your child gets, so no need to worry.

All in all, Keigo cherishes his family a lot, and wouldn’t mind having a few more with you in the future.

[dykesymmetry]

what are your opinions on how affectionate the war crime boys are? i feel like at this point they have an easy and relaxed routine where one can just lean on the other and the other will reciprocate, but in the early days it was very different.

most people go with techno being touch starved but 'i am too dangerous to be touched, i do not deserve love, the very earth rejects the soles of my feet-' and phil's like 'aw mate, what are you talking about? c'mere☺️' and that is Very Pog of them but.

it's makes more sense to me for techno to be more forthcoming with the hugs and what not??? like however you picture them (local immortal and this sentient pig he found or two ancients walking through the centuries in tandem) techno IS the younger of the pair, and is therefore more,,,, fresh????? as in he hasn't had so much time to lose as many people as phil has, and will therefore not be more likely to distance himself. like im not saying techno is completely touchy-feely and phil is still the one who gives all the hair-ruffles and shoulder pats n whatnot but that's like in a. Causal Way. when it comes to deep emotional stuff phil just runs away while techno dives the fuck in. techno gave phil one of those hugs Tall Ppl do where they pick you up and swing you around once because they hadn't seen each other in a while and wasn't prepared for the way phil just. melted in his arms.

anyway what im saying is that on an important night before a big fight, techno presented phil with some shiny armour/weapons, and in piglin culture (and this mainly inspired by that one ranboo + techno fic about techno learning to love ranboo to bits while phil laughs at him mwah mwah) this is just a way of solidifying friendship. they were already pretty friendly b4hand but this techno's way of properly saying 'you have proven to be a trustworthy and reliable companion and i would have no-one else by my side. if we die tonight die knowing that I valued you immensely.'

whereas in phil's shit ass bird brain he saw it glimmer one (1) time and went '??? sh. shynee?? good shynee?? that you share??? with me??? like. fancy pebble??? fancy marriage pebble like the penguin do???' and meanwhile phil has been harbouring this MASSIVE squish and the crows have been bothering him to tell techno since forever.

so phil gets all flustered and runs off and techno waits, curious. he comes back with an equally well embellished weapon and presents it in the same way. techno goes ':]!!!!!!' because yay!! friendship reciprocated!!! while phil is dying inside (affectionate) because that means that techno is SERIOUS and now he's actually got some fodder for his feelings and kris is going to LAUGH at him now-

jfkekfjdk yeah like. ive made quite a few posts at this point about techno being the more emotional one in their relationship and phils just like. i will gladly be friendly to u but so help me god if i have to process a single emotion of my own. so like. i feel like techno's absolutely the more liable to be openly affectionate, and more so, to actually say shit while phils being his closed off bastard self

but kdhdkfhdk god just like. the image of phil goin apeshit over getting jewelry bc bird brain go brrrrr is so fuckin good. and like. phil panicking a little bit bc Oh Fuck He's Attached and that usually doesn't end well. but techno's just so fuckin happy and he can't exactly back away now

[bullyhunter--69]

I HEARD YOU WERE STOOD UP SHAWTY. LEMME GET A NUMBER ONE WITH A SIDE OF FRIES: aka can we plz have mesozoic (PLEASE THE AUTOCORRECT) shoji or maybe goth birb tokoyami or even bakugo just comforting you after a date gone wrong? also fuck your date, anyone who stands you up is a piece of trash that don’t know how much of a gem stone you are ✨🥰🍤

Awe hun, you're literally so sweet 🥺🥺 just getting this in my inbox made me feel warm and fuzzy and loved, thank you so much 🖤🖤 you're a beautiful gem stone as well, dear! 🥰🖤

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Shoji, Bakugo, and Tokoyami comforting you after a date gone wrong/you get stood up

Gender neutral reader and gender neutral date that stood you up!

Shoji

Big arm man makes brain go brrrrr

Anyways--

You and Shoji were best friends and he was sitting on your bed in your dorm, helping you make sure you had everything for your date

Just as he handed you your bag, your phone buzzed with a text message from your date

'Can't pick you up, maybe next time?'

Shoji could see the sparkles leave your eyes, worry spreading across his face in the form of his eyebrows knitting together

"Is everything alright, (Y/N)?" One of his many hands reached out for yours in a comforting gesture, linking your fingers. It flustered him a bit, but he was more concerned with comforting you than settling his own nerves

"They canceled.. I sent a text back but then they left me on read." Tears were flooding to your eyes with absolutely no warning, streaming down your cheeks without even realizing it.

Shoji sighed softly and set your bag and phone aside, pulling you to sit down right beside him on your bed.

He wrapped every arm he could around you, trapping you in a cave of comfort, warmth and love as he let you cry into his shirt.

"If they really deserved you, they wouldn't had canceled like that without reason.. I'm sorry, (Y/N)."

Although he wasnt the best at verbal comfort, his warm chest and 6 arms were more than enough comfort for the rest of the day as you sat there, bundled up in sweet Shoji love 🖤

Bakugo

It was a normal Sunday morning when Bakugo was walking through the common room, back to his bedroom after a shower

The last thing he expected was for someone to come running his way and slam immediately into him, knocking themselves back onto the floor and making Bakugo stumble a bit

"Hey, who the fuck do you think you are!? Watch where you're going!" Bakugo growled out, before even fully taking in the scene in front of him

Your bag was on the ground beside your phone, your outfit and hair looked stunning, and you were.. crying?

"Hey, don't cry, come on." In his brash Bakugo manner, his held his hand out for you to take and hoisted you up onto your feet once more.

"S-sorry, I shouldn't have been running.. I'm just gonna head to my room now." Your voice was cracked with sniffles mixed in, eyes puffy and red.

Before you could walk past him, Bakugo grabbed your wrist. "Are you even okay? You're crying like a little baby after you fell on your ass."

It was.. harsh, and rough around the edges, but there was a tone to it that showed he really did care as to if you were okay.

"Yeah, I'm fine, just.." Fresh tears welled up in your eyes. "My date just stood me up and I-I was really looking forward to it, ya know..? I thought they really liked me.." Your gaze fell to the floor as your voice quivered, small and embarrassed.

"Someone stood you up?"

His emphasis on 'you' made you look up to finally meet his eyes. "What do you mean..?"

Your question was hesitant, but genuine.

After Bakugolooked around to make sure it was just you two, he spoke gently. "You got all dressed up for this person, did your hair all nice and even matched all the colors of your clothes. You look amazing and have the personality to match. Who the fuck would stand you up?"

His sudden sweet compliment managed to bring some peace to your heart, and flushed your cheeks just a bit.

"You.. really mean that, Katsuki?" A faint smile took its place on your lips as you wiped your tears away with the backs of your hands.

"Yeah, I do mean that. And if that fuckin' loser extra isn't taking you out, then I'm going to. Meet me by the front doors in 10 minutes, I gotta get dressed. Can't have you showing me up with that outfit." And with that, Bakugo was headed off towards his dorm to get dressed, planning on taking you to the mall and to get icecream afterwards.

Tokoyami

Late night reading was one of Tokoyami's favorite hobbies, as he was never interrupted by his occasionally obnoxious classmates.

But, as 9 pm approached, there was a soft knock on his door.

When Tokoyami opened the door, he was heavily surprised when he took in the view of who was there.

You, his best friend, dressed up, with your hair done, and bloodshot eyes. Your cheeks were shiney with tears and you sniffled softly.

"Sorry to bother you, Fumi.. are you busy?"

Your voice, cracked and broken, made his heart ache with pain. He instantly stepped to the side and opened his door further as a silent welcome into his room.

"I'm never busy when it comes to you, (Y/N). What's wrong?" Once you were through the threshold of the door, he closed it behind you and pulled you close into a hug. He knew that whatever was wrong, you needed comfort.

"You know that person I was talking to? Well.. they asked me to go out to dinner with them a-and I sat there for 2 hours waiting.. and then when I went to text them to see what was up, I couldn't because t-they blocked me.."

Tokoyami was beyond shocked. "How could someone do that to you!?"

Dark Shadow was curled around your waist at this point, and that tiny comment was made by none other than him.

Tokoyami held your head to his chest and gently rubbed your back. "(Y/N), I am so, deeply sorry. You don't deserve that treatment.. they don't know what they missed out on. Anyone would be lucky to score a date with you."

Your arms wrapped around his waist and you pressed your face into his chest, breathing in his cologne. His smell, mixed with his words and deep voice, greatly helped to calm your sniffles and cries.

"Awe, Fumi.." Your hands threaded into the back of his shirt and you squeezed him tightly. "Thank you, that means a lot.. can I stay?"

With absolutely no hesitation, he nodded. "Of course, and we can do anything you'd like."

After a moment of quiet though, you looked up at him from his chest. "Read to me?"

And that's how, after being stood up, you ended the night by curling up with both Tokoyami and Dark Shadow, listening to the sweet bird man read you beautiful poetry.

[dihalect]

just found out stelsa hiveswap's (original) troll call card called her "troll jewish". this is opening so many lines of thought, my brain is overflowing

of course she's a lawyer. good job hussie & co /s

troll jewish theology? ohmygod was kankri troll jewish? (there's probably more to explore here re: the sufferer and his followers in the dream bubbles and on alternia, but idk enough about theology to explore that)

are troll jews an oppressed/targeted class? troll passover? troll chanukah?

relations to other religious groups? especially chucklevoodoo

troll kosher laws???? trolls eat a lot of bugs, so the laws would have to be pretty different, or jewish trolls would have a difficult time.

since trolls are nocturnal, does the new day still start at sunset the day before? sunrise?

how do trolls' powers tie into this?

i'm sure there are a billion and one things to be said in comparison to real jewish family relations, cultural ideals, etc. but i really don't know enough to talk about that

there's an episode of hello from the magic tavern where a jewish guy from earth talks about how he introduced judaism to that fictional world, and there are a bunch of gratuitous silly differences between earth judaism and foon judaism. like yarmulkes are there to protect you from birds. i bet troll jewish culture is fullllllll of those, just like regular troll culture is

yes this isn't Canon, especially because her bullet points got changed. and that bullet point was in reference to hussie jokingly calling terezi "troll jewgish" but. gaaahhhhhhh worldbuilding brain go brrrrr

[captainpufferfish]

LIVE REACT LIVE REACT LIVE REACT

(this is my second time around watching this cuz first time I was screaming too much so eh but yeah)

i love the format already the art is amazing and adorable and I love it

ok I feel very called out with the you too thing

roman!!! virgil!!!!

oh no they angy

THE OLD JOKES IM-

ok ro virg lay off him

oh the Roman angst is kicking the fuck in

the chorus of liar I stg

"*insert Shakespeare here*" "what?" "cutie at 12 o'clock" I LOVE THAT

the amount of gay this episode radiates is me whenever im pining over a cute girl and I feel vERY ATTACKED

I love how the 'liar' goes from an accusation to just,,,, "I'm not interested." "liar."

"we don't know if they're not gay" me all the time because quarantine fucked with my gaydar

THE STICKER PIN SYSTEM AH YES IM WELL AWARE OF THIS

BUT THATS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME

the "oh. my. god" is so on point

ok mr sand I see your primary goal for this video was just to call me out

the way Virgil can't sit up straight really resonates with my soul or some shit

I may kin virgil now just because of this ep

for some reason this virg has big pre aa vibes and I can't really explain why he just,,,,does, u feel?

the art style is a👏or 👏a👏ble

TEH NEWS REPORTER DESK IM FUCKING DYING

"oooooohhh"...."ooooh" just the transition from yay to nay is so great

"good points guys! I don't want me to be doing this either!" ladies and gentlemen the volume in this bus is astronomical

I'm very familiar with the five second rule

"gay,,gay,gay,,,HES GAY" no shit sherlock

speaking of sherlock where the FUCK is my smart son

"no man!" "uhm, it's ro-man. with an r." CATCH ME KINNING ROMAN'S HIMBO-NESS

better listen to Virgil he's an xxexpert

ROMANS "EASY TIGER" OH MY GOSBDHJWNS

"gay eyes?" "gay eyes" honey those barely work hate to break it to you but I have tried and tested with no good results.

"you were tESTING ME?" "oh no I wasn't testing you I was just panicking" same virgil same

"I hAte To RaIn On YoUr BlAcK PaRaDe, GerArd gAy-" solid reference 10/10

oh my god the stand up sit down thing

"youre making a mistake!" "if I am, I'll add it to the list!" roman, honey, no no no stop if you keep talking bad about yourself im gonna physically fight you

"I don't know, pLAaNT" LSHAJDNDHAG

THE PLAY ALONG THING IM GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD

THE TRASH CAN OH MY GOD THOMAS

this is so sad alexa play despacito

can we get some likes for this fallen soldier 😔

the bird metaphors oh my fucking god

"that's like cyber stalking, but in. real life!" "so,,,stalking" "...OH YOU'RE RIGHT!!" don't worry Virgil I too forget that the outside world exists it's okay

THE SPEAKING FROM THE HEART THING AAAAAAAA

JSHDJSBBSJDBSHSBJSBHA OH MY GOD NICOS FACE WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE STALL IM DEAD I AM DECEASED

the terrified gay look that they all have is so my aesthetic

terrified gay™

"I was just running lines in the mirror" thomas oh my god why no stop please like dude fuck stop

NICO CAME BACK FUCK YEAH

"AAAAA WHAT" "HE WAS AFRIAD YOUD LEFT?" "HE FEARS THINGS TOO???" yeah virg I think everyone fears things

the sheer gay panic of Roman and Virgil yelling at thomathy to do different things at once is so strong i could feel it thru the screen

"ANACONDA! THOMAS, HE'S A NIKKI MINAJ FAN!!" wow

no he left nooooo

NO ROMAN DONT BE SAD STOP IT WHEN YOU'RE SAD IM SAD

again, I am but a humble Logan kinnie waiting for my smart boy, but also as a Roman kinnie I'm getting the fuel I need

you can bet I'm writing some Logan angst about this tho

VIRGIL YOU HAVE GAINED SO MUCH RESPECT FROM ME

YOUVE MOVED UP IN THE RANKS OF MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS GOOD JOB YOU LEVELLED UP

so proud that the purp man wasn't a bitch (virgil stans this is a JOKE please don't come for me)

i've only had nico for an hour but if anyone hurt him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

BOYS ARE HAPY YES GOOD

I am respectfully fan-enbying very hard rn

SJZHSJSA THE BIN METAPHOR

the himbo energy of thomas accidentally outing himself as the one who ran into the bin is just me

hi yes mr sanders you stole my vibe give it back

ROMANS FACE WHEN THOMAS SAYS HE HAD A BRUISED EGO SWANSGKWW

"well let's not waste this one" hhhhhhh I want a girlfriend please and thank you

this has just become me making fun of c!Thomas's gay pining while gay pining

the chorus of "shut up" from red himbo and purp himbo makes me hapy

serotonin check

THE END BIT WITH LOWKEY PRINXIETY VIBES HAS ME SO SOFT

oh my god guys the prinxiety shippers are gonna go WILD I feel it in my bone marrow

"shut up emo" IM SO SOFT SKDHISNSD NO STOP IT THOMAS I WANT TO GO BACK TO BEING ANXIOUS AND FULL OF RAGE

roman's so happy when he says the old joke, I think to myself, momentarily forgetting that pof was a thing and that princey is still v sad

nice patreon promo

AAAAA THEYRE HERE

the happy flustered "oh my gods" make me happy because that's just me whenever I succeed at something

the screaming is just me after the wholesomefest that was this episode

OOOOOH V'S EYESHADOW IS PRETTY ANS SHINY AND PURPLE I LOVE

oh no I've claimed that I dislike virgil and now I'm going soft oh ew I'm going soft

I'm still angry at him for threatening my smart boy but he's better now

I need somewhere to direct my anger this is bad

ANYWAY

"huh! delete it now." ME EVERYTIME I TRY POSTING A FIC SKNXISBSHSA

oh no his eyeshadow went back to the void

I'm always up for some blackhole eyeshadow but the purp was pretty and shiny and crow brain went brrrrr

"yeah! join me, no thinking!" your local himbo, more at 9

"I'm gonna need you to shake your hands" my brain whenever anything good happens

"GAH, DEMON" Florida man thinks dog is demon, terrified every time it barks

"DONT TELL ME TO RELAX" me after this video

thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[noirrest]

mmmm princess and the frog x the lion guard brain go brrrrr

living in the swamp of jubilee port, kiburi is used to walking mainly barefoot or the occasional flipflops // slides

this has gotten him in trouble at school

he doesn't do anything about it

his skin is tough, especially his feet, so it's rare to see any blisters. just dirt

he and jamie

always seemed to be attached at the hip [tail] whenever people are around

he always makes sure to keep a pair of shoes in his bag for when absolutely necessary or if someone needs them

[kiburi, pulling out a pair of shoes for someone: here, i keep them for emergencies]

[mob a, looking at the shoes: crocca i could use these as a hat.. what am i supposed to do with this-]

whenever he becomes restless, he begins leaning back on his tail like tigger the tiger

his self preservation aren't that great when it comes to broom riding

he uses his tail like tigger and hold himself up

his skin is thicker than a usual humans, as i mentioned

it looks like he has scales on his skin around his tail and ears

his nails seem to merge with his nails and turn into claws when he feels threatened

kiburi's eyes slit and darken when he becomes territorial

it's a common occurrence for kiburi to see things out of the corner of his eyes or think that he heard something

he often hangs around sam's shop despite not being the biggest fan of his friends

he gets homesick easily

he was friends with leona during his first year of nrc

this quickly turned into hate due to personal reasons in his second year

he speaks with a heavy southern drawl, calling everyone a petname because that's what he grew up around

kiburi can naturally speak animal languages thanks to hanging around a large variety of them in the swamp

it's his best subject

he's great with birds even if one would typically think he wants to eat them

he grew up around cormorants, cranes, anhingas, ducks, flamingos, and plovers

[the last two being his person favorites]

how could he hate them?

whenever in what he considers extreme danger, his body could shut down and release a toxin within him, possibly killing him

for this reason, he doesn't like being held down or tied up

certain textures irritate his scales

this is why he can be seen tying his shirts up // shirtless so often

for the reason mentioned above, kiburi can also be seen with a hand on his back frequently to keep his shirts off of his tail when he has to wear tighter shirts

he doesn't enjoy staying in savanaclaw

he considered moving to octavinelle, then pomefiore, then ramshackle

kiburi doesn't feel like hearing crowley's bitching

he only has a year left though. he can tough it out

he able to tell who someone is talking about by listing off facts

["key? like, key with the baby momma who gave his ex from the summer of '03 a black eye, key? like, key who got in a fight over an monstro lounge fry key? key who got his ass laid out by jack, key?"]

kiburi isn't sure why he's going to nrc seeing as he can learn everything from mama odie

he either wants to become a musician or powerful wizard after graduation

kiburi often sends spotlight over to someone else

if it were to be put on him, he's chuckle and awkwardly smile

he's listened to music so often, kiburi is able to tell what song is playing three seconds into it

he has a polaroid picture of a star

evangeline with a heart beside it is in the white space behind

anytime he feels blessed or wants luck, he takes it out of his pocket and kisses it

kiburi has a strong bite force

he bit people when he was young

he was mean as a child lol

he learned french from a friend who's long passed, incorporating it into his unique magic

his unique magic manifested after his friend passed

kiburi's jaw is extremely sensitive

he always responds with a squint of his eyes and scrunch of his nose whenever people caress his face and neck

he always seems to begin crying when he's eating something

tears well up in his eyes that never fall

it happens because he swallows to much air like a crocodile

he's able to eat without chewing

[nichknack]

Thank you so much!!! Okay. Uuuuhhhhh

1) Only Yesterday — I originally watched it because Jelloapocalypse said it was a really boring film about life sucking and. Boy. He couldn’t have been more wrong. I could write an essay about the pineapple scene.

2) Lady Bird —I went to a Catholic high school and can 100% day that this film is one of the most accurate portrayals of trying to figure yourself out as a AFAB person in the catholic school system. This film is just ‘you are not alone in your experiences’ the movie to me.

3) Heathers — Mean Girls, but with murder. I watch this film whenever I get stressed because it just makes me laugh. I like the commentary on classism and mental health, I like Christian Slater as a villain, I like how it deconstructs every single teen bad-boy romance. It’s just, my favourite movie.

4) Scott Pilgram vs The World—Or basically any Edgar Wright movie. His directing style and the amount of pure passion that goes into every shot makes my brain go brrrrr

5) The Princess Bride — Inigo Montoya, my beloved

6) Black Friday — Do musicals count? I’m counting them. Love Black Friday, songs are bops, characters are great, I need the third musical now.

7) Randy Writes a Novel —If I’m counting musicals I might as well count comedy specials. Randy Feltface is one of the best Australian comedians and this special is just...so good. The final twist is *mindblowing*

I tag

@rise-again-2001 @thealphaburrito @khoco-cat

tagged by @hahahaha-nooooo to name 7 comfort movies and tag 7 people

disclaimer: i don’t actually have comfort movies so im gonna go with ‘films i remember enjoying a lot’ instead, also i don’t know 7 people on tumblr

1) Spirited Away. I have a vivid memory of being horrified at the parents-turning-into-pigs scene when I was a kid and I’ve watched it a few times in the past couple years and I love it

2) Tremors. Weirdly enough, almost the exact same reason as above. 

3) Princess Bride. Basic, but I’m running out of movies i’ve seen more than once and would rate as good. 

4) Die Hard. Any Die Hard really, I just like action movies.

5) Red. Had forgotten about that until I said Die Hard. Absolutely love the concept, and the romance is actually kinda decent for an action movie. the rest of these might just be action movies that are always on TV at my parents place.

6) Narnia films, but the originals. We had Wardrobe, Prince Caspian, Dawn Treader and Silver Chair on VHS when I was a kid and I will forever mourn their loss. fuck the cgi ones, there was a guy in a rat costume and a hand drawn animated unicorn and they were beautiful.

7) Indiana Jones, original trilogy and tbh I did like Crystal Skull and I’m not entirely sure what everyone is complaining about. Unless its the whole ‘aliens built an ancient civilization which completely undermines the people who actually built it’ thing, which yeah, its been a while since ive seen it but thinking back it probably was pretty xenophobic. aside from that i’ve got a soft spot for indy movies so yeah theyre on the list

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