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We need more jealous Jayce in this ship, and by god, if I have to do it myself, I just might!!!!
#jayvik#trans viktor#jayce x viktor#arcane viktor#viktor arcane#arcane jayce#jayce talis#Viktor interacts with ONE man and Jayce is dying inside#Cue the#You Know Other Men?#comic#We've all seen it I'm sure
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Will, Nico, Bianca, Lou Ellen, Cecil, and Kayla went out exploring abandoned buildings
(And probably testing ghost equipment to see if it ACTUALLY works)
Will found this and thought it was funny
Nico is taking the picture
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Oh Noah finnce, my beloved
#pjo#will solace#will solace fanart#nico di angelo#pjo hoo toa#pjo fandom#solangelo#own art#Bianca di Angelo#bianca if she grew up#kayla knowles#lou ellen blackstone#cecil markowitz#they would go ‘ghost hunting’#ie#explore abandoned buildings#and see if ghost equipment actually works#cue the#what up demons#it’s me#ya boi#meme#woot!#pjo fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#:3
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i love having the ability to curate my online experience. It is so freeing.
Somebody makes a post ab a fandom i dont like? easy, just block. someone uses a weird font in all their posts? Easy, just Block. Somebody posts exclusively ab my notp? Easy! Just Block!
#it's not you it's me!#(it is in fact you)#specifically on tumblr#everywhere else people will feel the need to investigate#cue the
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Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.
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#i will be stuck at work for another hour and a half#at least#its going to be fucking 13-14 hr day#and i have to be back to work at that point in less than 10 hrs#cue the#can we stop for dinner? cause i like to be wined and dined before getting FUCKED#i have a migraine#i am on my period#i do not feel good#i got shit sleep#i am really not fucking having it#my hormones are way out of fucking whack rn#this goes into the void
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Optimus should just bite Megatron really really hard that would fix a lot of things 
No.. I fear that would create a whole new problem
#cue Megatron spending the next week trying to get OP to do it again#excellent thing to receive as a first ask btw#megop#transformers#maccadam#megatron#megatron x optimus prime#optimus prime#suggestive
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The campaign didn't end well tbh
#batfam and dnd#dnd#batfam#richard grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#tim drake#bruce wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas#stephanie brown#dcu#game night#cue tom cardy song
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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.
glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."
like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.
and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like
#wicked#wicked 2024#shitpost#my hand slipped oh no#madame morrible#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#imagine being her for a second yk#like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her#asks her to include glinda in their classes#and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant#and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing#and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything#and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am#i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE#can't deal with these damn lesbians again#i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out#also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted#BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE#LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN#WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???
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RIP Lorna Wu, the only person who actually understood the purpose of the Witches' Road song. Nicky Scratch would have loved you.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#nicholas scratch#lorna wu#its about the love#a mother's love for her child#and finding happiness and protection and light down a windy road#with the person you love most by your side#ugh that made me cry#nicky scratch#still crying#“my mother needs me at home”#cue rio#aaaaaahhhhhh whyyyyyy#agatha all along spoilers#spoilers#marvel#disney
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guy doesnt know what pins n needles are
( part1-2/? ?)
(start) (<next part>)
#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#he doesnt really knowhow to construct a humanform so his nerves are a bit fucked#bitch decided that 'oh you made mefeel funny so im gonna play with your emotions now'#ford is more so interested in bill as a creature ratherthan an god being in this world so hes just studying her#cue the date#(it willbe next)#why must he make everything a competition
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sex pollen trope where you're the one affected, having been exposed to some dense gas while on an op that felt like harsh sandpaper across your throat and lungs, and now you're a feverish mess on some ratty cot in a safe house and with only ghost as company, it's miserable, as the saying goes.
hair sticking to your sweaty skin, plastered onto your forehead and neck, every swallow feeling like you've got a mouthful of sand, your fluttering pulse wild and deafening in your ears, and the throbbing ache deep in your core, the blistering heat right below your navel— it'd only been uncomfortable in the beginning, the faint throbbing incredibly familiar, but the more you ignored it, the worse it got.
and now you're here, with arousal sticking your underwear to your pussy, unable to do anything about it because your lieutenant is seated in a corner that lets him have both you and the front door within his line of sight. a quick, discreet rub under your clothes is not an option.
someone put you out of your foggy misery.
"squirmin' like a worm on a 'ook isn't gonna help." his staring doesn't either, yet he does it anyway.
"got to make sure ya aren't dyin' on me." you want to snap that you don't think proof of life is on the darkened stain between your legs, the retort pressed behind clenched teeth but another thick wave of bestial need rolls over you and god, you're about to shove your hand into your underwear, propriety be damned—
"best you don't do tha'." why the fuck not? "you'll only get relief for a moment 'fore it comes back twofold." he says as if he's reading off the morning paper and not watching you fight tooth and nail to not fuck yourself against the pillow your head is on. (soap's offer to be friends with benefits is only looking better by the hour.)
you hastily decide that it'll be better than nothing. you'll just have to rub your pussy raw until this drug runs its course and you're telling him to piss off or don't, but you've had enough. you're stuck here with him anyway, no flight home until the morn and you're not about to spend it writhing around.
"if tha's wha' you want," ghost bites his gloves off, spitting them out onto the ground before curling his hands around your ankles and dragging you toward him. "i will help." your entire world narrows down to the feel of him touching your skin, his fingers searing as they hook into the waistband of your pants, and you almost kick him in the mouth trying to get them off faster.
"but 'm not fuckin' you." the bite of disappointment is quickly forgotten, his breath warm against your slick pussy, and after three quick glides of his tongue over your pearl, your orgasm crests, pulse after pulse of pleasure so potent it stung.
in less than a minute you're burning again, need thrumming through you and with the heady push and drag of his middle finger over your sensitive nerves, curling in you until he can fit two, three—
you're lost.
(ghost telling you that he's not doing anything else because if he's going to fuck you then you're going to remember it falls on ringing ears.)
#the next day you look ran through and feel hungover#price giving you a sympathetic pat on the back is humiliating#ghost looking at you straight in the eye even more so#whatever you said you didnt mean it :/#but *he* did and you not knowing that all he's waiting on is the green light from the doc to pounce will make it all the sweeter#until then he's not bringing anything up#did it happen or did you hallucinate#also cue him sniffing his fingers while youre finally asleep cuz eau de pussy is his favorite <3#i firmly believe he likes the smell of come and he will absolutely not wash his hands the pig#simon ghost riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#cod smut#simon riley x you
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AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”
And then Tim never went home again.
He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.
Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.
It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.
The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.
And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.
Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.
They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.
Then Damian is there.
Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”
#Is this realistic? no! but neither is the caped crusader#Damian 100% takes Tim’s word on this#He just met his father today and the first thing he learns about him is that he kidnapped his neighbor#Damian suggests going to the police but Tim says it won’t work bc Bruce is friends with the commissioner#so Damian says they’ll find Tim’s parents on their own#and then cue hijinks that untimely end in a very sad reveal#Everybody just assumed that Bruce spoke to Tim about his parents bc Tim was really sad for a bit#but that was because he thought he’d been kidnapped#Tim drake#damian wayne#Bruce Wayne#jack drake#janet drake#batfam
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anyways i think bruce historically takes the batboys on an annual fishing trip which they all hate so so so much. it gets to the point where it's only tim accompanying him, because unlike dick or jason, tim would simply disintegrate from guilt if he stayed home.
then cass comes along and bruce thinks "oh no well there goes my fishing trips. all of the boys hate them anyways... and it's not like i can take a GIRL fishing."
cue bruce and cass, alone next to some dinky old river with nothing but their fishing rods and an esky full of cold beers, wearing a matching pair of fuckass fishing hats, both religiously applying sunscreen and bug spray.
#also cue tim back at the manor hunched over his computer#happy that he doesn't have to 'take one for the team' anymore.#batfam#batfamily#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#cass cain#bruce wayne#batman#batgirl#dc batman#dc comics#dcu#dc#gothihop speaks
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katsuki LOVES seeing you spend his money. you tell him you're having a bad day? he's sending you some money and telling you to buy something nice for yourself. you guys are going out on a date? he reminds you not to bring your wallet—he's got it. and you've reminded him time and time again that he doesn't have to do any of that, that you feel bad spending his money!!! but he doesn't care.
he reminds you every time that he wants to spend his money on you, no matter how big or small. he knows full well that you can pay for the things he buys you. he knows how hard you work for your money, how dedicated you are to your job.
but if he's there, why should you have to worry about anything at all?
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#⋆.˚ s writes!#— mha!#cue that tweet that's like#“when little miss “i can do it myself” meets mr “sit down“”#HEY so i'm actually in love with him.#and this wouldn't even just be in a money situations#its in ALL situations#katsuki's making sure u never have to lift a finger around him#bc what is his job as your partner if not to help with everything that he can?#mha fluff#mha#mha bakugou#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#bnha#my hero academia#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo#bakugo katuski#bakugo katsuki#katsuki headcanons#katsuki bakugou#bnha bakugou#bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou katsuki#mha bakugo katsuki#mha blurb#x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader
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Starfire can learn any language via kissing someone. This is great news as the glowing specter teenager in the Titans Tower is speaking in a language no one can understands (ghost speak). Bad news: The team does their best to explain to the ghost this so they can communicate with him easier and Danny is VERY confused.
#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#bones prompts#cue Robin wheeling out a white erase board to explain everything
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