#crodie

[sauljudgeman]

WAH GWAN DELILAH IS HILARIOUS💀 Drake didn't need to disrespect Hey There Delilah, the way he did. I was actually caught off guard by this song.

And I understand the song is a joke, but that doesn't change the fact that the song is horrible lol. 2024 has been wild.

[szintalikedthat]

tbh the biggest takeaway from the beef, for me personally, is just how desperately I really need to start addressing myself the way kdot talks to adonis and [REDACTED] instead of 24/7 constantly talking like he talks to aubrey

[thievessaintlaurxnt]

Alright I’m done 😭😭😭

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[cuntyko]

he wanna be a girlblogger so bad …

[black-star-kunzite]

I think them Bible Belt Christians are onto something with rap music because never in my days have I felt such viscous hate ooze from a piece of music let alone a diss record like that. Thats what true hate looks like and that’s real as fuck. That’s a hatred that actively rends the atmosphere acrid and cripples the soul.

Good Lord I just wanted the Canadian deported 😭😭😭

[hollow-keys]

The funniest thing Drake could have done after Kendrick accused him of being a culture vulture and stealing from other Black people's culture is, as an Afro-Canadian with no ties to Jamaica, release a Jamaican Patois cover of Hey There Delilah.

[netflixandnudez]

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[stopfunkinwmyheart]

ever since that day tumblr ate my post I can't make a post from my phone. 5 minz after I laid down the sunflower seedz tha big crow was on the swarm swooping very low in my neighbors yard. I hope they didn't come 2 late for everyone 2 enjoy.

[righteousdelusions]

I BE AT NEW HO KING EATIN' FRIED RICE WITH A DIP SAUCE AND A BLAMMY CRODIE

[elliot-amy]

this is my fave part of the feud kendrick going after the whole city of toronto making fun of their slang

[szintalikedthat]

I think we as a society are ready for adopting the term "crodie" (derogatory)

[subternia]

actually kendrick was right to say niggas like him should die after this

[pascals-doll]

AY CRODIE, AINT NOBODY NAME DROP MILLIE BOBBY BROWN 😭😭😭😭😭

name dropping the child actor you used to text is insane LMFAO WHAT

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep8 Musings - Pyromaniac Du Lac 🔥 (Spoilers)

NGL, as much as I love this finale, I'm disappointed. I wanted to see way more violence.

That's the thing about necromancy--be careful who/what you wake up!

"FATHER! THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!"

There he goes.

Was that NECESSARY, smashing that old man into the window like that!?

You better ACT, JACOB, with your Arya Stark hit list!

I'm so sorry I laughed at his mental illness, but MEOW!? Omg he's cracked. XD

So they gave him a baby scythe/machete--I wanted Sam's scythe. :( But it's cool how Louis broke his sickle screaming at Armand, and HAD to switch to the machete.

Not Louis talking to his victims, who help him plot the murders, LOL. He can't concentrate with all that French jibber-jabber! He's got a mass murder to plot! Yeah, he'll bring your truck back in mint condition! LOLOLOL.

Yeah, STFU corpse!

IKR, STFU Armand! Ain't nobody thinking about YOU! (But actually, Louis WAS thinking about him, and warned him to stay away, sooo.... :\)

The whole Sam reveal later was SO good, I love this show!

(Not Louis shading Hans' ugly costume. XD) And Tuan WANTS to die? Whaaaat?

LFG

This jazzy film noir crime boss heist music is an interesting choice.

HIS EYES DILATING.

Louis went full-blown Carrie. 😈

I CANNOT BELIEVE Y'ALL OFF-SCREENED THE SLAUGHTER, AMC. 😩

You showed Lestat dragging Louis by his effing JAWBONE, and punching a HOLE thru a PRIEST, but can't show us Louis cutting a red streak thru that stupid theatre!? Wtf!?

My Humanities arse sucks at math, but my bff's in STEM and immediately caught that the math wasn't mathin here.

Yeah, eff that flute guy!

(Estelle had me dying.) Interesting tea though--I wonder who's in the London coven?....

Louis' EYES this episode were the best yet. 👌

(RIP Estelle; I liked you the most.) I just wanna know if Louis ignited that rag from all the way at the Theatre, or if something in the exhaust or whatever triggered the fire on its own. (And now we know what that weird reaction from Santiago was about.)

Not Louis calling Santiago by his government name, LOL. 😭

AND Lou called you a colonizer too, you "'bleached-blonde, bad-built, butch body" British hack! XD

Using Francis at the end of every bar(b) was right out the "Crodie" Kendrick vs Drake playbook, I LOVE IT--THIS IS SURLOIN BEEF.

DANG, emasculation and evisceration in equal measure! No one cares about the eraser when the pencil's shaved down to a nub!

And not Louis using "Come to Me" as a death threat!

That MIMIC Gift must've STUNG, Francis! 😜

His death was WAY TOO FAST. These are the kinds of mofos you need to SAVOR.

That shot of the machete was sooo vintage Hollywood noir, it's really clever, especially to be used for Gothic Horror.

Rot In Pieces, FRANCIS! 💩🔪

[quasonn]

The year is 2026, Drake and Kendrick Lamar are sitting on a park bench in the early hours of morning. The unlikely pair sat without saying a word before Drake broke the silence. Drake: When did you know? Kendrick: I have always known. Drake: All this time, you never said a word, Why? Kendrick: I remember you telling me you were conflicted, and when you started misusing your influence, I knew something was wrong. Drake: that still makes no sense, it wasn't like I was the only artist to act out. Kendrick: You are Canadian Drake, of course, I knew. Drake finds his hands shaking and his voice quivering Drake: I thought I was done for, that the only way out was death. I was so afraid. Nobody understood me but then I heard the jeers and the laughter and in all of it was your voice that pulled me out. Adonis my son, I thought I would never see him anymore and Crodie...oh god Crodie!! Kendrick: Crodie's safe with me in Compton, No one can touch him there, so is Adonis and your daughter, but you will have to fight your place back in their lives. Drake: A daughter? so what you said, those were real? Kendrick: Yeah she was born after you went to sleep. Kendrick: The diss tracks were the only way to wake you up, I had to destroy you to save you. Drake looks at Kendrick he doesn't say a word for a minute. Drake: After I lost my reputation, I felt the grip they held around me loosen, and that's when I heard it, your voice, echoing, it took me a while to completely gain control of my body but it was your voice that led me. Kendrick: I am glad you are okay. *gets up to leave* Drake: Will I see you again? Kendrick: Go see your children Drake, make sure to give them the love they deserve. Drake: What will you do? Kendrick smiles and walks away as he mumbles his lines from King Kunta, " I got a bone to pick, I got a few to break, I got a whole city to wake" He pulls his hood up, wears his shades, and walks off mixed into the crowd of people as the morning sun ascends further into the sky. . . . A man in a dark robe looks at Drake via a screen, he opens his drawer and pulls out an oddly shaped triangular box with red buttons, he presses the buttons and whispers in a deep and raspy broken voice, "We have lost another one...........It was Kungfu Kenny" --CUTS TO BLACK--

[stopfunkinwmyheart]