#creeps stay out

[beatheprincess]

I hate how jojifuku , lolita and any kind of softcore aesthetics are sexualized, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM! Lemme wear my ribbons and pink pls and be the cutest thing on earth in peace >:(

[armandyke]

forgot to include this in my memes post

[millidew]

sometimes a family is you, your girlfriend, her husband who's also your boyfriend, your mutual son and his electric rat, a mr. mime, and a baby

[vyborg]

[kwillow]

Despite his celestial heritage, Ambroys lacks the most awe-inspiring features of his kin. No wings, only two eyes, a distinctly mortal proclivity for failure... you could almost mistake him for human.

Almost.

[witchinatree]

making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

[theloveinc]

wouldn’t it be fucked up if I wrote something abt being one of the women toji stays w/ after the death of his wife except… he brings little megumi and little tsumiki with him to stay with you? Wouldn’t that be so painful and I absolutely shouldnt do it?

[jetblkhotelmirror]

hey friendly reminder that as much as bob bryar was an asshole and a racist and was not deserving of respect what so ever, mental health isnt a joke and neither is death. i dont even care if youre personally PRIVATELY happy hes dead, just dont make jokes about his mental health, you never know how many good, kind, worthy people will hear them and think that you feel that way about them too. i hope everyone impacted by his death is able to safely heal from it, and i hope that anyone struggling with themselves is able to find the strength and courage to ask for help.

[ratcandy]

also i told one of the nurses i was hungry since i hadn't eaten this morning and she snuck me a slice of pizza from their break room. so really what i'm saying is peace and love on planet earth

[mimiruku]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 ?

tagged by : stealing from @remauriel. teehee. tagging :   ALL OF YOU. & @dreamieparadise.

he loves with the hues of . . . . ╰━━━➤    bright sunny yellow.

Sweet tasting popsicles, summer dresses and shielding your eyes from the sun. Your love is the excitement of something brewing, something growing. It's the almost childish bubbling giggles of something new, but with the potential to stay. It's wide smiles, blinding sunny light and warm bodies that gravitate to one another. It's the the  softness, the willingness, the slight holding of breaths in a crucial  " what if " moment.

It's the impatience too.   The bouncing on tiptoes to see further than your eyes can reach, the holding out for a future that never seems to come even though you're ready, you're so so so ready. It's the constant feeling of warm sand beneath your feet, holding out for the crashing waves.  And still you wait, dry and impatient and with burnt soles of feet.  Your love is sour candy,  enjoying it as your nose scrunches up from the aftertaste of it. It's hands that grab and take hold, that reach and ask them to stay and hope and beg and wait. It's bubbling excitement sure, but it's also  demanding,  focused, driven.  It's love like a plan, with a path and route and a clear destination.  And you bonce on your tiptoes, and burning, waiting for the soothing water, the crashing waves, you hold onto the melting popsicle, you wait and wait and wait. It's tiring almost as much as it's laser focused ambition, deeply rooted desire and the unrelenting hope that it will work, that it will come.  And it does,  I promise it does.

The waves crash, the beach floods and the pain passes, the water cool and soothing and you can let yourself fall in, sinking, sinking.   And it's good, it's perfect, what you were hoping and more, holding and embracing you and welcoming you into the stillness you always knew you were reaching for.

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

[lixenn]

Blaze, do you like fireworks?

Content warning: complete insanity, near self harm? kinda

I'm actually putting this under a cut because it's really batshit and idk if it would trigger anyone.

@dreamieparadise tagging you cause you were interested in Blaze too 🫡

"Do- do I like fireworks?" Blaze cocked his head. His posture might show confusion but his twitching mouth and shining yellow eyes screamed madness. And that's before he bursted into ear splitting, manical laughter. "-hhahahaa ha! Lady! There's no such thing concerning fire that I dislike. Any form of fire is welcome! All are worthy of admiration. Coppery blue, sodium yellow, barium green... Such pretty colours... stunning... gorgeous..."

He continued to mumble, staring into the distance like he was lost in his own fucked up little world. Dreaming of fire and burning and colours. After a few minutes he found his way back again and he certainly re-entered with a bang.

"HOWEVER! Nothing can truly compare to the glory of pure fire! Fireworks are nice 'n all but just watching from afar is no good! You need to experience it first hand, get reaaal close y'know? It's the only way to understand, to grasp the beauty of fire... It's an honour to burn! To relish in the pain..." Blaze pressed his hand deeply onto his scars, his skin started to flush and his eyes went hazy with pleasure. "Haaaa... I need... need..." Blaze took a lighter from his uniform pocket and clicked it open. But before he could light the flame and run it across his skin, Cilmi smacked him over the head with a newspaper, knocking it out of his hand.

"STOP PLAYING WITH FIRE IN THE LIBRARY, DIPSHIT! IF YOU WANT TO GO LIGHT YOURSELF UP THAN DO IT SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE NO BOOKS AROUND, YOU INCONSIDERATE CAVEMAN!"

[thedevilsfamiliar]

Idly thinking about a Tim Drake from a universe where Jason Todd does not come back to life. A Tim Drake that finds out that in other universes, Jason Comes Home.

A Tim Drake who sees how fraught Jason’s relationships are with the family in that universe and just… decides to kidnap him. Adopt him. Bring him home.

Jason Todd who wakes up in a universe that isn’t his own with a family who is so glad to see him, who love him regardless of everything. With a family who is a little darker than he remembers.

Meanwhile in his home dimension, his family is freaking out upon realization that Red Hood has gone missing.

Anyways, I love Tim Drake whose morals are a little askew

[ziipzeepzop-eez]

*kicks door down*

SURPRIIIIIISE SHAWTAAAYYYYYYS

MAMA'S HOME!!!!!!!

[teathattast]

Fall in love again and again

Early nights in white sheets with lace curtains

Pompeii in the distance

In a place that can make you change

[theshadowrealmitself]

Fell asleep last night thinking about an au where Norman recovers from being the Green Goblin, but he ended up doing some really creepy stuff beforehand including attacking Peter as he was Peter Parker and not Spidey and then keeping him locked up for several days (Peter ends up with a few scars from it)

Norman avoids any jail time because he’s rich and revealed somewhat of the truth, that a medicine he was working on for himself had terrible side effects, no one knows about him being the Goblin, they only know about him attacking Peter

Peter is able to successfully get a restraining order against him tho, but Norman’s a jackass who keeps hanging out on the fringe of the distance he’s supposed to be at and speaking/yelling at Peter, stuff like “when you finally forgive me and drop this restraining order, I’ll be here with open arms,” and “Uncle Ben wouldn’t want you to hold this hate in your heart” and because of the previous mentioned richness, Peter can’t do anything unless Norman steps too closely

And tbh Peter mostly got the restraining order because he was worried it would look suspicious if “Peter Parker��� didn’t seem too badly affected by things, since he was used to being attacked by Norman as Spiderman

But now that he’s keeping Norman away, even if he still hangs around, and he has visible scars from it that everyone can see, and everyone knows about the court case and what happened and keep asking him if he’s okay, he’s…starting to acknowledge that it all was traumatizing, not just the kidnapping event but the whole thing with the Green Goblin, that he was just pretending it wasn’t because he’s a hero, and people seeing how badly it’s been affecting him is actually healing in a way