#crackship to me

[pastellguts]

When you like feminine men but you're a short woman. We've all been there Mantis.

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[just-a-random-bakugo-stan]

“Eww don’t ship them ! They’re just friends/ they hate each other/ they barely have any interaction/they never even met/they’re not from the same series !”

Pussy. Back in my days, we shipped Elsa and Jack Frost to hell and back because they were both ice themed.

[z13lovebot]

🪲🐟

[lazy-indigo]

A collection of Polites x Poseidon and Eurylochus x Zeus doodles :3

Right off the bat, everyone point at @bloodlustwarrior for Zeury’s existence. It is such a chaotic pairing and I love it. Toxic yaoi my fav /j Also naturally had to add in Polites n Poseidon cause I genuinely do love them now ( ◕‿‿◕ ) It’s def my fav god x mortal ship for Epic -w- Doing all of these makes me really appreciate the wackiness this fandom can so casually cook up. I definitely should draw more random crack/rarepairs. So like not saying hand your wacky pairs over,,,but I’m all ears >:]

Although I do just wanna say, I’m not actually that big on Odysseus ships outside of OdyPen + OdyPo. So if I do draw more rarepairs, just never expect an Ody one. Sorry to disappoint :,3 But hey, just means there’s more room for being creative with pairings (¬‿¬)

Mandatory bonus doodle atp:

[rollersfataft]

"And THEN I told him that the only thing worse than a beta male was a gamma male, but he wasn't listening so whatever"

[sarcasticamaleont]

Hammerhound is such a funny concept to me, because no matter when you put it the implications between Jayce and the Zaun gang are always hilarious.

Before the robbery? This random nice young guy your dad is sleeping with is apparently rich and you can't obviously do the normal route and try to fall in his good grace to get some money, no better to robb him.

After? Imagine robbing someone and then some days later he is fucking your dad. I would be outraged, materially you may have won but he for sure won spiritually. Maybe they even met because of the robbery!

Post time skip? Horrible implications that my girlfriend's brother is going down on my dad. (If you are Vi) Absolutely not.

Imagine being Silco, having to break peace between Zaun and Piltover and finally getting you dream of freedom and the guy you have to talk to for it to be possible is your ex new boytoy.

[holyfungus]

*compresses two blorbos together and calls it a meal* 💥

[carouselunique]

Dr. Girlboss and Mr. Malewife!

[denjidenjiji]

I dreamt that cahara lost a coin toss and Joseph joestar strangled him to death.

[moonagedaydreamsofrhiannon]

we as a society have lost our way. what ever happened to the concept of a crackship people????

“HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT SHIP THEY DONT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE???” have you considered that they are not real? have you considered that it’s fun to enjoy things sometimes? have you considered that it does not matter because it is literally all in my imagination?

damn girl sorry i didn’t realize you’re deathly allergic to joy laughter and fun. should we get you an epi-pen?

sorry i didn’t realize you came from frown town, in killjoy county, over on buzzkill boulevard. my bad queen. next time ill try to be more mindful of your cultural heritage

[rainbow-wolf120]

Silent Night

[kankuroplease]

Mini sketch dump

[bonkers-behavior]

More cute doodles based on @/albanenechi ‘s stuff, the second one is a Valentine’s Day pose aww

One from the comic verse and one from the movieverse, as a treat 🫶

[manicpixiemeatboy]

For the sake of preservation, I DO have to post this here, too.

Miguel has this ultrasound pic in his wallet xxx

[thatswhatsushesaid]

what if the whole jianghu was on grindr actually