#cover lyrics

[inamindfarfaraway]

I heard the cut Frozen song "Life's Too Short" and couldn't help but think of applying it to messy siblings from other stories. So... here's a cover for Dick and Jason, set when the resurrected Jason still has a criminal organization and is just starting to consider maybe reintegrating with his family more thanks to some brotherly bonding. Don't worry, it'll be fine. Nightwing and Red Hood would never do something without properly thinking it through.

[joslincox]

Miles Morales Got Run Over By an Ice Cream Truck

Parody of: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

Miles Morales got run over by an ice cream truck

Swinging home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Gwen we believe

He'd been drinking too much eggnog,

And we begged him not to go

But he forgot her medication

and he staggered out the door into the snow

When we found him Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack,

He had wheel track prints on his forehead,

And incriminating marks on his back

Miles Morales got run over by an ice cream truck

Swinging home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Gwen we believe

Now we're all so proud of Gwen,

She's been taking this so well

See her in there watching football,

Drinking soda and playing cards with cousin Smidge

It's not Christmas without Miles

All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up his gifts,

Or send them back (send them back)

Miles Morales got run over by an ice cream truck

Swinging home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Gwen we believe

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig

And the blue and silver candles

That would just have matched the hair on Miles's wig

I've warned all my friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves,

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh

And plays with elves

Miles Morales got run over by an ice cream truck

Swinging home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Gwen we believe

Singin' gwen

Miles Morales got run over by an ice cream truck

Swinging home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Gwen, we've believe

Merry Christmas

[dreamdripdistance]

✦ the most consistent part of this life, is that the sun will always rise and there's stars in the night ✦ (the reverse)

[demaparbat-hp]

Izumi of Jang Hui died young. She was sixteen and unwed. A kind child, protective and lonely—thus unfit for this world.

Izumi of Jang Hui was murdered. The Painted Lady was born out of hatred and grief. Her skin is painted red with the patterns of her scars. Her home is the river where the Dark Water Spirit dwells—he who found her, drowned and beautiful.

Build shrines by the river and pray for her good will. Harm her land or people and pray for mercy.

[andstuffsketches]

you've got blood on your hands and I know it's mine I just need more time

[welcometogrouchland]

♫ I do what I want/Crying in the bleachers and I said it was fun/I don't need anything from anyone ♫

(ID in Alt) you guys ever think about your own posts and get upset?? Anyway Damian Wayne I love you I'm so sorry your life is like that

[lethal-spaceship]

And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

dtiys entry for @galaxytoons

[slugpup2]

gonna be honest tumblr user checkadii, i have had don's version on hand for weeks and didn't post it because i thought it would be farming this "joke"

but yknow what? just for you:

more slop, now made much worse (positive)

[smthaboutusss]

rdst yuri based on this vid I’m obsessed… I like how they just wear the same clothes it's rly cutee

[emositecc]

It just occurred to me that I have NOT posted this masterpiece here on Tumblr. So here it is!!

Vocals by @swiblettheduk

[gazpachoandbooks]

Currently imagining Arthur + Gwen + the knights asking someone (maybe druids?) who this famous "Emrys" is and they proceed to do a version of "We Don't Talk About Bruno" while Arthur, Gwen and the knights grow increasingly more distressed with each line and Merlin hyperventilates in the background

[inamindfarfaraway]

The cut Hamilton song "Congratulations" sung by Donald to Scrooge after losing Della in the DuckTales 2017 universe.

[joslincox]

Run This Body

Cover of: "Run This Town" by Jay-Z, Kanye West and Rihanna

Feel it coming in the air

Hear the screams from everywhere

I'm addicted to the thrill

It's a dangerous love affair

Can't be scared when it goes down

Got a problem, tell me now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

We gon' run this body!

We are, yeah, I said it: we are

This is Bod Nation, pledge your allegiance

Get your fartigues on, all black everything

Black cards, black cars, all black everything

And our girls are blackbirds riding with their Dillingers

I get more in depth if you boys really real enough

This is la Familia, I'll explain later

But for now, let me get back to this paper

I'm a couple bands down and I'm trying to get back

I gave Sylvian a grip and lost a flip for five stacks

Yeah, I'm talking 5 comma, 6 zeros, dot zero, here Sylvian

Back to running circles round the City of Hector, now we squared up

Hold up!

Life's a game, but it's not fair

I break the rules, so I don't care

So I keep doing my own thing

Walking tall against the rain

Victory's within the mile

Almost there, don't give up now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Who's gon' run this body tonight?

We are, yeah, I said it: we are

You can call me Caesar, in a dark Caesar

Please follow the leader, so Ozzy J we are

Microphone fiend, this the return of the God

Peace, God, ah ah, it ain't no nobody fresher

I'm in Maison, ah, Martin Margiela

On the table, screaming

"Forgey the other side! They're jealous!"

We got a banquette full of broads

They got a table full of fellas

Yeah, and they ain't spending no cake

They should throw their hand in

'Cause they ain't got no spades

Yeah, my whole team got dough

So my banquette is looking like millionaires' row

Life's a game, but it's not fair

I break the rules, so I don't care

So I keep doing my own thing

Walking tall against the rain

Victory's within the mile

Almost there, don't give up now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Who's gon' run this body tonight?

It's crazy how you two can go from being Ozzy & Drix

To everybody in Hector; no homo

I bought my whole family whips; no Volvos

Next time I'm in church: please, no photos

Police escorts, everybody passports

This the life that everybody ask for

This the fast life, we are on a crash course

What you think I rap for, to push a damn Rav 4?

But I know that if I stay stunting

All these girls only gon' want one thing

I can spend my whole life goodwill hunting

Only good gon' come is this good when I'm cumming

She got a ass that'll swallow up a G-string

And up top, ungh, two bee stings

And I'm beasting off the Riesling

And my opponent just made it out the precinct

We give a damn about the drama that your dude bring

I'm just trying to change the color on your mood ring

Reebok, baby, you need to try some new things

Have you ever had shoes without shoe strings?

"What's that, Ye?" "Baby, these heels."

"Is that a May— what?!" "Baby, these wheels."

You're tripping when you ain't sipping, have a refill

You're feeling like you running, huh? Now you know how we feel

Whass up!

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Yeah, yeah, whass up!

Hey, hey, hey, hey

We gon' run this body tonight

[picspammer]

Happy Desolation Row anniversary, released on this day in 2009 ⚡

[ezdotjpg]

I was given a name before I was given blood

[heartorbit]

i want to know everything that makes you happy! 💫🪐🎇