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[ellies-enrichment]

The Bear + Text Posts

[bruciemilf]

Normal regular people should slowly plant themselves into the Wayne clan.

There’s this busboy that works with uncle TJ. Dick learns his name is Mikey when he stops by the restaurant. He hasn��t been since Bruce took him when he was 10.

the Bat has no idea the prodigal son returned to the nest. So Mikey’s suddenly babysitting a strange vigilante with the horsepower of 4 drunk girls in an Uber.

“It’s just so fucking frustrating because I WANT to be here but he doesn’t TELL me he wants me here! I want him to want me! I want him to say ‘hey, by the way, you’re my son, you’re always welcome here, I know you get lonely!’ But he doesn’t! He doesn’t! I miss Jason. This sandwich is so good. Thanks cousin.”

Mikey, who’s been working there for about a week, stares at the 300 dollar tip for a straight 30 minutes, wondering who Jason is.

From then on, the flock multiplies.

POV you’re cousin Mikey and Red Hood just walks in while you’re closing, covered in blood, and Spoiler’s leg is broken but she really wants a meatball sub, Signal asks why they upped the prices on the pizza, Orphan stares and nods her head and oh my god that’s an 8 year old with a sword:

[sodamnbored]

Nico: *grunting unhappily*

Jason: What’s up bud?

Nico, sighing, rubbing his chest absently: I’m having feelings again. Like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something.

Nico: I mean, you remember feelings, right?

Jason, mildly concerned: Yeah…I have feelings every single day of my life.

[itsdefinitely]

ruth was told how everyone was related to each other but she didn't retain that information at all so she's useless when pete asks her for help

[j2x3e]

Reinhard and Felt Role Swap for @deafknell's fanweek: Day 2

[twomystdunstans]

barcode gets front seat

[zivazivc]

I've been slowly tweaking these designs for a couple of weeks now, and now I can finally introduce the Uncles, the colorful group of friends/roommates who raised Hed and Les (word "raised" used loosely, but they definitely shared the living space with them).

From left to right: Kymani, Bramble, Adewale, Benji, Jenga, and Licorice "Ish" with his boys. Let's say Hed and Les are 15 and 19 here, maybe a year older, which means the rest are only in their mid 30s.

[morethanwonderful]

Which MXTX Character Would Be Most Insufferable Online?

Full Bracket

(Bonus match theme: Utterly incapable of posting normally about the main character)

[time-and-spuds]

Grah!! New Gravity falls stuff got leaked and it wouldn't let me sleep until I Made this

"Cousin" Tim Pines (now paradoxical Son of Ford because I say so)

After being born into a universe where Ford got accepted into His dream College and later Had a son, Tim soon takes after his fathers wish to study the supernatural. One day the 20 year old comes across travelers from another universe, quickly leaving through some Kind of Portal.

He follows them but right as he's about turn back, he sees his entire reality start to collapse infromt of him. So in a moments descision Tim also jumps into the portal, stranding him in the multiverse.

Tim spends 10 years in the multiverse, at one point starting to search for his father that he saw on wanted posters around the universes. He doesn't have much luck on his mission though, Sometimes being too late, some other times being too early and sometimes Just barely missing him. All until he finally witnesses what seems to be His father in some sort of battle in the nightmare realm. Although just before Tim manages to reach him, another portal opens up, pulling both of them inside.

Both Ford and Tim come out in a version of the OG Gravity falls universe. After some altercations between the two, Tim quickly realizes that this isn't actually his father but instead a version of his father from a Universe he never existed in.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My cousin had a nightmare that he was standing on a tall building looking over an apocalyptic destroyed cityscape and a gruff narrator guy said, “Ever since the lesbians were eradicated 50 years ago...” and then he woke up.

[sodamnbored]

Nico, entering the room: Do you have a minute?

Jason, sitting up and putting aside what he was doing: Sixty of them an hour, and all of them for you.

[dragonpyre]

Throwback to that time my uncle was being shitty to the waiter at a Mexican restaurant so I just told the guy in Spanish that my uncle sucked ass and that I’m so sorry

In front of my uncle

[icantalk710]

Brb gonna go torch a Saab like a pile of leaves 🎶

[elisnightmare]

Another lil doodle of Abner and Fethry!! I love these guys

ID in alt and under cut

[ID

A colored full-body digital doodle of Fethry and Abner "Whitewater" Duck from duck comics.

Fethry is a light brown duckling with lighter area on his face, and greyish-yellow legs and beak. He is wearing a red sweater with one black stripe and overly long sleeves, and a red knitted cap with a black pompom. Abner is an older duckling with yellowish feathers, black head feathers, and yellow legs and beak. He has hazel eyes. He is wearing a red checkered short-sleeved shirt.

Abner walks along, carrying the sleeping Fethry on his back, smiling as he looks at him.

End ID]

[souryellows]

there was a room in the old family farmhouse that was technically my uncle’s office but we just called it ‘the clown room’ because it was decorated floor to ceiling with clownery. clown paintings and posters. piles of clown magazines. clown statues. and even worse is the house was burnt down at one point and when they finished fixing it up they put the clown room back together with the same decorations, now all at least somewhat damaged in the fire, the worst of which were the horrific partially melted clown statues