#couldn't think of anything else

[soapmactavish-blog]

Pussy kisser

(pretend y'all dont see my main blog and lets go-) MAKAROV-I WILL FUCKING- HMMM

IDK WHAT BUT I WILL DO SOMETHING TO YOU

either kill you or send you burnt mac and cheese, for you to eat it and then watch you puke it up bc it was poisioned. idk.

-@rubysrandomaskblog

Uhm cool I guess.

[phantaloon]

thinking about the perfect court and i might kill myself bc of how complicated it all is, and how when you really look into it, the real villain of the story should be tetsuji, and that no matter how unforgivable his actions (bc it was all unforgivable, there was no redemption for him), riko was just raised (by tetsuji) to think of himself as only worthy in regards of exy, as only worthy if he was number 1, was only seen as an asset, only useful for exy and nothing else

he was an abused dog who never learned how to do anything but bite

a shame that violent and risky dogs get put down regardless of their past

[minhosimthings]

Minho: *staring at Jisung*

Minho: tu es plus jolie que les étoiles ce soir. J'aime de toute mon âme

Jisung: what

Jisung: what does than mean?

Minho: figure it out, you're smart aren't you?

Jisung: It was an insult wasn't it?

Minho: tf no

Minho: there's no way in hell I would complement you in a language you understand. *Walks away*

Felix, leaning towards Jisung: he's gay for you dude.

[retiredcultistredux]

Here's a joke for Ester:

What's a ghousts favorite makeup?

Mas-scare-a!

[marchsfreakshow]

sending you asks instead of finishing my kyle fic so anyway now that we’ve established austin is the least helpful person ever when you're sick

he literally makes Belle or someone help you, he will not come near you, he is NOT risking it

and he’s so dramatic about it too bc it’s like “if i could take the sickness from you and put it on myself, i would” “bring me a ginger ale?” “ew no”

i also now feel inspired to discuss sick austin (totally not multiplying all of my sickness by ten and projecting it onto him idk what you’re talking about)

sick austin is a pain in the ass though and you can't convince me otherwise he's literally the most dramatic ever, acts like he's so frail and will wither away at the slightest breeze. heaven forbid he has a fever be he acts like every single dream he has is a fever dream and claims they're all inspiration for new plays.

he's convinced he's too weak to write it down so he makes you write it down for him (even if you are also sick) bc what if he forgets?? no idea is better when it’s remembered than at the exact moment it was conceived. no he has not considered using a voice recorder instead of writing it down why would you ask him that??

literally acts like he's dying (he has a cold). his next hit is marketed as something that came to him while in the throes of a fever dream. he wins three tonys for it. he is insufferable for the considerable future.

-cher

Sick!Austin is just as annoying as Austin is when you're sick!

He's the definition of a hypocrite ngl... he's not touching your shared room when you're sick and bedridden, but if he's sick he's staring at you with honestly, terrible puppy dog eyes asking for favours he will definitely not make up for when he's recovered.

"aww... babe c'mon, I'm sorry..." He mumbles, wrapping his arms around yours once he HAD to tell you about an idea. "I'll... give you head."

"you promised me that last time."

"and did I deliver?" He asked with a proud grin.

"No."

"oh."

[laurents-laces]

Neil: "Ichirou Moriyama didn't look like much"

Jeremy: "He was jarringly handsome and perfectly dressed in a suit that screamed obscene wealth"

Thank you Jeremy for caring enough to tell us when a man is handsome and for knowing enough about clothes to notice when an outfit is nice. We would never get that from Neil

[zeldalizzy]

Mulan and Legend!! This one was so much fun! I definitely challenged myself with the background, but my favorite scene from the original Disney cartoon was the scene where Mulan's father sits with her on the stone bench beneath the cherry blossoms and encourages her. So, I kinda wanted to honor that in this one!!

I think that Legend would really respect Mulan; not only is she caring, smart, and kind, but she is also super tough and strong and a brave warrior!! She definitely could hold her own as Hero of Courage. So I think that Legend would really listen to her advice and her words of wisdom.

Sooooo I know the LU fandom loves to torture poor Legend, but I wanted to give him a break here 😂 He deserves it for sure!! Also, the pink flowers would perhaps remind him of... someone else, which would be a bittersweet moment for him.

I imagine that in this scene he kinda opens up to her about his own troubles and she encourages him with her own stories of her trials and successes, and how it all worked out in the end!

Anyways, sorry to ramble! I hope you all like it!! Thanks so much for your support!! Have a wonderful day/night! 🩵

[grey-viridian]

DTIYS for @tizeline

Congrats on 10k!!! (love your artstyle btw sooo soft and beautiful i wanna look at your art all day!)

The original outfit was perfect but I still felt like something was missing...

[beanghostprincess]

"Kuina's death is ridiculous" yes! That's the point! You do realize that falling down the stairs is a way of showing Zoro how fragile human lives are, right? You are aware that the point of Kuina's character is the unfairness of the world towards women in comparison to the privileges men have, like living in itself and fulfilling their dreams, right? You know that Kuina's death is "ridiculous and dumb" because it's meant to show that even the strongest person Zoro knew could die from something so little, right? You understand that the value Zoro gives to life is fucking immense, right? Right?? You realize Zoro can't seek revenge because nobody took her away from him and now the only thing he can do is become the world's greatest swordsman to avenge her death, right? You get that Zoro's character is an atheist because he doesn't believe in anyone and he can only rely on himself when it comes to Kuina's sudden death, right? You are aware that sometimes people die in the simplest of ways and that doesn't make them weak because death doesn't discriminate, right? You know that all of these things are what make Zoro's character so interesting and important, right? Right??? You know, right?

Well, of course you fucking don't because if you knew you wouldn't be saying her death is ridiculous <3

[thisphantomlight]

im sorry we are expected to believe that RAY walked out on his wife and kid???? you mean Raymond 'Best and Nicest Guy Around' Chestnut abandoned his child???? i think the fuck not He Would Not Fucking Do That Shit

[cuntylestat]

i saw the tags on this post i made and i find this super interesting because i don't think the problem was actually that he just doesn't have enough light - it's a hindrance for street photography, sure, but a tripod and a shutter cable could solve that and you can take creative approaches to street photography to outweigh the lack of light. you can also shoot in well lit interiors, you can use faster lenses, faster film, etc. you could even pivot to a different type of photography. of course, as technology advances, this would become less of a problem and light is important in photography, but that's solvable. people have made and continue to make great photography in the dark. the pictures that turn out to not be taken by louis are mostly taken at night or inside.

partly, it's down to louis. as dreamstat says, louis is impatient and doesn't take the proper care, e.g. by cleaning his lens, framing his shot with care, taking enough film, or sticking around to try out different compositions in different conditions.

but this is something that he could train himself to do. the real problem (as the dealer points out) is that the compositions do not say much. louis doesn't have "the eye." the photograph they discuss is not good because it was shot in daylight, it's because it tells a story, there is depth to the image, the subjects are framed in a way that it lets you interpret the meaning. it's human.

however, it also goes deeper than that. louis cannot connect with humans to properly picture them or tell their stories because he's a vampire, and therefore there is no relationship that goes beyond predator and prey anymore. he is separated from humanity at this point, even if he doesn't want to realize it. he cannot (and does not) want to stick around to get to know humans, make a connection with them. he finds the idea of doing that preposterous and impossible - they're sustenance and not interesting enough for him to actually invest time and interest in them. i think he likes to think that he is interested in humanity, and that's why he tries to capture them on film, but really, the gap between him and them is too big at this point.

and then there's this excellent point that @feedingicetothedog made in this post. vampires are mimics but they cannot create. louis can recognize the story when it's in front of him in form of a picture, but he cannot recreate it in his own photography because he's no longer human.

so i don't think that, no matter the technology, louis will ever be the type of photographer he wants to be, the one that captures people and human life, its essence and its complexities and its emotions. he's not capable of that anymore because he's a vampire.

[blaiddraws]

for day 4, "sensory deprivation". i figure the distortion world is Very Weird and all that but all this looks like is ingo floating so i don't think the prompt came out well lol. oh well!

[sirlancenotalot]

[zu-is-here]

i hope this isn't blasphemy but imagine a Genesis!Dreammare AU? With Night being the one to eat the apple (Eve) and Dream following him (Adam)— maybe Nim could be the version of god?

The Fall

[luna-loveboop]

If you ask the chain for their worst/ most annoying enemy

Time: redheads- I mean Redeads

Twilight: *stifling a laugh* Shadow beasts

Four: *deadpan* Gibdos

Legend: *can't think of anything challenging* I'm gonna say, umm... *shoots a teasing glance at Sky* Sleep

Wild: definitely Guardians

Sky: Demon lords with long tongues

Hyrule: *looks at Sky* not even gonna ask about that one, but Octorocks. They're everywhere in my world

Wind: I was gonna say Octorock too! But specifically Big Octo, those are the worst

Warriors: ...

Warriors: SO WHAT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS GONNA SAY GANON

[amid-fandoms]

little gold riding hood and the big bad pig