#weird weird old men

[sirlancenotalot]

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[greykolla-art]

@cirilee made me realise this was essentially their dynamic, and now I’m going insane I love them!😂❤️

This poor old cat getting dragged around Hell by a weird psychopath.👌

[heph]

First time watching Gravity falls, I like these two :]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

give me some whiskey and ill draw The Most Thing i can come up with

bonus:

[snidy]

the two timelines featured in failstates au and their respective tired old men

[hemi-demi]

Drew a different pretty boy today 🖤 📖🔥

lineart only below cut

[ivanscarf]

kiku is no fun

[inbabylontheywept]

if you are my fav tumblr account, who else should i follow? any suggestions? maybe your other followers can chime in too.

oh. that's very sweet. i've been told i have a lot of overlap with @foldingfittedsheets. she does art too, i just rec her in general. if you like me for my poignance, shes like that too, plus she can draw. @gallusrostromegalus is another storyteller, and they've been at it quite a while longer than me. absolutely massive archive of stories. top quality and top quantity. i'm in awe of the quantity - some days i feel like i'm scraping the bottom of my bucket and they just keeps going, and going, and going, and going. they are kind of unstoppable. @derinthescarletpescatarian did hfy and was frankly quite a bit better at it than i ever was. if you like my fiction. they have several books too that i've seen people go feral over. on my to-read-list after i finish my cormac mccarthy binge. god help me. or stop me. they also do life update stories that kind of fit into my niche.

there's @lizardho, who is my sister, and frankly has a similar storytelling and speaking style to me. we grew up just 14 months apart. she doesn't write as much as i do, she just got out of grad school and which consumed basically all of her mental and emotional energy for the last couple years (ive only really been writing for around... 4 years? and basically started as soon as school stopped kicking my ass) but when she does you'll go ah, yeah, family resemblance here. case in point.

@miseria-fortes-viros is more fandom focused than me, but if you read me specifically for my random emotional kicks to your stomach, she is fantastic at that and she occasionally dips into greek works, which is something i've always been interested in. if you liked my odysseus in space story then this and this are gonna burn through your brain like acetone on styrofoam. also she occasionally does life stories and theyre always top notch. you will love this.

those are all my you-will-find-works-like-mine recs. i'm opening it up to the audience if they have anyone they'd like to throw into the ring.

(i'm gonna close with someone whose work isn't actually terribly similar to mine, but i like @letters-from-the-gaps so much i'm gonna give them a rec too. their poem "Bone Saints" is probably my favorite work of theirs. i think about it at least once a week. you can go through their entire body of work in like, maybe a day or two? but it's good. feels like home to me. we both love our sunscorched deserts.)

[kiisaes]

(in dimple voice) ayo? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

[welcometogrouchland]

my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

[stupidvillainousposts]

"Pumpkin" and "Sweetie" this, "Sixer" and "Kid" that; Sure, Stan has terms of endearment, but where are my Fiddlestan nicknames?!

Warning: Most of these will either be sickeningly cute or really out-of-pocket

Stan, to Fidds: Honey Bunches (Fidds' matching nickname is "Oats"; They say it in reference to an inside joke about Stan's least favorite cereal)

Fidds, to Stan: Sweet Potato (Reasoning: "He's like a sweet potato, a bit bitter and rough at first, but add sugar and butter him up and he becomes the sweetest man in the world.")

Stan, to Fidds: Banjo (He usually says it when Fidds is playing music)

Fidds, to Stan: Bumpkin (They got into an argument once and Fidds called Stan a "City Bumpkin" to try and prove a point. It didn't land until the next day.)

Stan, to Fidds: Cowboy (He thinks it's cute.)

Fidds, to Stan: My Genius (Fidds likes to consistently remind Stan (and sometimes Ford) that, without any personal knowledge on the subject or device, Stanley Pines dedicated 30 years to fixing a portal two geniuses created.)

Stan, to Fidds: Eggplant (They were drunk and Stan kept laughing at Fidds' nose. It isn’t used often, Stan likes his boyfriend to be happy, after all.)

[wacky-wonders]

sir, this is a wendy's.....

[hoss-bonaventure]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A ROOM!!!

[webdiggerxxx]

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[sword-swallower-pin]

Its so nice to have new beatles content that is objectively stupid and funny rather than all the beautiful, well-made and moving stuff we've gotten over the last few years. This is how the girls must have felt when magical mystery tour came out