#couldn’t be me!!
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We’re not giving men a platform in 2024 but I felt cute last night and had fun!!
#me#self#selfie#drunk#ootd#curvy#midsize#glasses#blonde#situationship#this is 6’8 guy#so weird casually dating someone that has secure attachment and no mental health issues#couldn’t be me!!#he’s so nice to me!#photobooth#night out
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I’m watching spider-man tas and got to the X-Men crossover episode and lemme be so fucking fr right now someone in that room shoulda beat peter’s ass
cause how you coming in, asking for a cure, and when they honestly tell you they don’t have it, you gon start calling them freaks and not wanting to be like “one of them”. like spidey, mr spider-man, do you know what happens when lightening hits a spider? are you tryna find out?
#he is SO LUCKY beast was willing to help him#he is so lucky that beast was like ‘damn I know what that’s like lemme help a homie’#couldn’t be me!!#this peter got the spiciest mouth on him#Harum scarum rambles
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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this post is fearmongering. the results of this study are concerning and should definitely be a matter of public discussion, but this is certainly not the conclusion the researchers came to.
the point of the study was to assess the risks of exposure to toxic metals- something one of the co-authors notes are “ubiquitous” fwiw- via menstrual products. Their research confirmed that these metals are indeed present in tampons, but no further conclusions are drawn. it is possible the metal entered into the cotton from the soil, which is a well-known phenomenon; cotton is so good at lifting heavy metals that it has actually been suggested as a part of the solution for revitalizing polluted ground.
the authors conclude with an acknowledgement that the study should be repeated- their sample size was 60 tampons- and a suggestion that further testing ought to be done to indicate whether or not these metals can even leech out of the tampon in the first place, let alone whether or not such leeching could occur at levels deleterious to human health.
there is, in fact, a body of research- too small, for sure, but much larger than this single study- indicating that long-term proper tampon use has no observable negative impact on health. i am grateful and thrilled that more research is being done and i hope that this study is the first of many on this line of questioning, but i am really frustrated at this post and the response it got.
obviously, if this study alters your approach to menstrual health, more power to you. consumers should be informed-risk-takers, and menstrual health is double-obviously a very personal choice. but it definitely wasn't the researchers concluding that you ought to “avoid using tampons at all cost," only this tumblr user did. the lead author of the paper, in fact, specifically says that she hopes people do NOT panic about the results.
(the notes of the post were disappointing. people affirming that they knew they were right to be suspicious of tampons all along, or even recommending alternatives that actually have very little to no research regarding the safety of long-term use, etc. it’s a different conversation, but categorical distrust of tampons is old-school misogyny. you certainly shouldn't wear them if you don’t want to, but there is nothing inherently scary or wrong about them, and people who prefer them are not being reckless or crass.)
((if you're really worried about exposure to heavy metals, you may want to turn a critical eye to fast fashion, as an aside))
#couldn’t reply to the original#so. sorry for the screenshot lol. but i can't put my two cents there. and this topic bugs me (grew up in anti-tampon country)#(Utah)#i do not blindly believe that tampon brands are looking out for us or anything. i hope that comes across here.#anyway. it's something to keep an eye out for more research. i hope this team is able to continue their work
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Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.
Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂
#can we get an F in the chat for my man Vox 😂#I can imagine Vox like crying in his little incel tv room being why won’t Alastor say fuck you to me 🥺#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel spoilers#alastor#lucifer#hazbin vox#staticradio#radiostatic#sorry this isn’t my usual content but I couldn’t help myself#this show is wild
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I do not wish to unburden myself to you two, with your perfect marriage.
#bridgertonedit#bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sheffield#anthony bridgerton#kathony#kathonyedit#kanthony#kanthonyedit#netflix#netflixedit#dailynetflix#perioddramaedit#perioddramagif#simone ashley#jonathan bailey#perioddramasource#perioddramacentral#bridgerton spoilers#mystuff#anthony said sorry to your problems couldn’t be me lmao#1k#5k#10k
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HAPPY GAY
#I didn’t want to post this but it took me 10 hours because I couldn’t get Crowley’s pose#I hate it but spite will win in the end#good omens#art#illustration#my art#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens fanart#practice#pride#gay#asexual win bottles#Crowley’s gender-fluid pin#aziraphales agender pin#they get their own tags
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Tagging @sm-baby, @bakapandy, @yamujiburo, @penguinclover and whoever else wants to join!
Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!
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Whenever I see the sheer love that people still have for My Chemical Romance, the way that they made a single piano note so recognizable, I think of this Cracked article from 2006 and laugh and laugh and laugh
#Imagine doubting the impact of teenage girls#couldn’t be me#my chemical romance#gerard way#ray toro#frank iero#mikey way#wwwy 2024#The Black Parade
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Radiorose 📻🥀
Based on a true story where I deadass just started digging through a new friend’s purse because I’m a psycho who forgot how to have any goddamned manners 💀
#it was an alastor ita bag and I was looking for more alastor’s#I couldn’t believe my audacity#thankfully she was very gracious to me 😭#I actually met her because I walked into traffic because I was distracted by her amazing nun alastor cosplay!#and then told her the story and she gave me fanart she made and we followed each other#and then met up the next day at the con! it was lovely#cons are fun#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#alastor#Radiorose#rosie hazbin
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Bruce who forgets he can’t just. Pick Jason up as easily as before.
Jason will get injured, — he hates ankle wounds; they’re not like shoulder wounds, which are his favorite.
They’re pesky, and tiny but powerful, like Damian, — and Bruce casually walks up to him, tries lifting him by the armpits. One time? No go. Two times? No. The third time, he cracks his neck and does it.
Other times, Jason pretends to be asleep in the Batmobile so Bruce would carry him. Bruce forces himself not to mention Jason can’t sleep without his Wonder Woman bear.
#AUGH. Bruce is so mother to me I genuinely believe the batkids called him mama at least once#and he doesn’t mind it. it just makes him sad he couldn’t biologically give birth to them all. which is a very normal and same thing#bruce wayne#jason todd#batman#batdad#dc#dc comics#text post
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THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.
#me thinks it’s the same with wade#he couldn’t stand the man but now they’re in love#he’s one of those dads that don’t want the pet but they end up loving them lmao#I don’t make the rules#he’s such an old man god#wade Wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#laura kinney#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#Deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#my gifs
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may i introduce..
THE phRATS
#crochet#dan and phil#dnp#phan#mine#this took me months to finish#so at some point I couldn’t be bothered anymore to make the clothes for phil oops#he got a pride flag tho#(the pattern for the rats is by ComplicatedKnots on YT and I thought of everything else by myself)
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Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐
#jj maybank x reader#rafe cameron x reader#lorenzo berkshire x reader#draco malfoy x reader#matteo riddle x reader#blaise zabini x reader#coriolanus snow x reader#daemon targaryen x reader#aaron hotchner x reader#anthony bridgerton x reader#benedict bridgerton x reader#billy loomis x reader#patrick bateman x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#bucky barnes x reader#luke castellan x reader#tom riddle x reader#bellamy blake x reader#leon kennedy x reader#matt murdock x reader#vox x reader#lucifer morningstar x reader#alastor x reader#newt scamander x reader#stiles stilinski x reader#finnick odair x reader#sam winchester x reader#dean winchester x reader#dazzlingdiaries#you couldn’t stop me if you tried
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FNAF movie Vanessa was out of pocket for this one..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#vanessa fnaf#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#mike schmidt#fnaf movie#fnaf fanart#More Vanessa thoughts comics!!#NOW I have drawn this scene before but this part also tuck out to me#VANESSA throwing away Mike’s sleeping pills was wild of her#EVEN before I knew her whole deal with William this part stuck out BAHA#this is Vanessa’s one uncalled for action in the whole movie#I GET why she probably did it was so he couldn’t get closer to the truth about her father etc#but Mike is not only mentally unwell but financially too 💀#he probably needed those Vanessa#I WONDER if she felt bad after like oops he may of needed those 💀💀💀#still love her though we all have our flaws 🙏🏾🩵
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A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
#actually I couldn’t sleep if I didn’t fix it immediately it pissed me off#sorry for reposting people who saw it before#I love you#elden ring#elden ring fanart#elden ring oc#tarnished#tarnished oc#elden ring tarnished#shadow of the erdtree#lo art
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