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THIS MAN DIDN’T EVEN WANT DOGPOOL NOW LOOK AT HIM.
#me thinks it’s the same with wade#he couldn’t stand the man but now they’re in love#he’s one of those dads that don’t want the pet but they end up loving them lmao#I don’t make the rules#he’s such an old man god#wade Wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#laura kinney#hugh jackman#ryan reynolds#Deadpool 3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#my gifs
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drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.
#decided book!az has hints of elton john. its the old queen energy#book!crowley is nice looking average white man who learns how to wear a suit but half the reason he's interesting is bc he's trailing aroun#an old bookseller who looks maybe 30 years his senior and giving him babygirl eyes#its the stark contrast in the looks between the “bland” (cr) and “interesting” (az) that im going for with these guys#god im trying to make them not look like butch lesbians purely from an art skill pov but i cant beat the allegations#good omens#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale
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The dynamic I never knew I wanted but definitely needed
#finn the human#simon petrikov#fionna and cake#finn mertens#adventure time#I love you#Finn but for the love of God STOP PUTTING THIS POOR OLD MAN IN DANGER HE HAS THE MENTAL AND PHYSICAL STRENGTH OF A BABY DUCK#I love how Simon just goes along with it even if it sounds like the worst idea ever#Finn is so warm and supportive and caring with Simon#I'm soft#he deals with the situation horribly but HE'S TRYING HIS BEST
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thinking about this percabeth quote from chalice of the gods
We sat in silence for a minute, our shoulders touching. We were both ADHD, but I could've stayed like that for hours, perfectly content, appreciating the way the afternoon sunlight glinted in Annabeth's hair, or the way her pulse aligned with mine when we held hands.
the way her pulse aligned with mine when we held hands……………. like what. what did you just say. this isnt normal i feel sick
#literally how does a sixty year old man write this soft shit#hes so in love with her please#text#mine#percabeth#pjo#chalice of the gods#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#muppets#the muppet show#jim henson#fozzie#fozzie bear#uncle deadly#gonzo the great#i love this so much#he turns into such a kid around the muppets and i love it#such a beautiful man#inside and out#such a sexy gilf#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#halloween#spooky
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one of my favorite parts about that scene in season 3 episode 7 of the umbrella academy is right after the umbrellas and sparrows “contained” the keugelblitz and celebrate by opening several bottles of alcohol and partying, because in every single shot ben is in, he’s either trying to get himself or five as wasted as possible
#that man is making sure five’s old man grumpiness stays at bay with his glass overflowing with champagne#he’s like ‘‘begone you old miserable grouch’’#and honestly i kinda get it lmfao#drunk five is one of my favorite fives#sorry i don’t make the rules#he’s funny as hell#who else would fill a kitchen mixing bowl with cereal and replace the milk with vodka#and then immediately after collapse in the elevator before he could eat any#breaking: grandpa is drunk and hungry again#also not to mention the fact that another one bits the dust is playing????#ugh such a good song. and it’s such a groovy song#it’s so perfect for their moment of unsuspecting celebration#god idc i love season 3#the umbrella academy spoilers#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#tua s4#five hargreeves#number five#tua five#tua ben#tua sparrow ben#ben hargreeves#sparrow ben#sparrow!ben#tua s3#tua s3e7
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"you aren't fernando dancing like a weirdo to funky music what are you talking abou-" uh this is literally me??
#like#thats me#hello??#hes so stupid#god i hate this old man#(im giggling)#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso#aston martin#fa14#i love him
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#risk of rain 2#my art#ror2#risk of rain#risk of rain fanart#ror#risk of rain captain#ror2 captain#risk of rain pilot#rorr pilot#risk of rain returns#the old man is more excited than anything#he wants to square up with god
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love my grunkle just as he is
#need more freaky stan of the gross old man variety#i think ppl forget how fucking insane he is#and old. oh my god hes so old#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanley pines fanart#stan pines fanart#grunkle stan fanart#grunkle stan#stan pines#alex hirsch#gf#gravity falls fanart#disney#disney fanart#fyp#fypage#rickrackpaddywack
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BILLFORD COMMUNITY, WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT THIS MORE????
#billford#tbob#tbob spoilers#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#thisisnotawebsite.com spoilers#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#gravity falls#toxic old man yaoi#man.#“so you never cared about ford?” “i never said that.”#god.#he's so.#their so#im normal about them#STILL STUCK AT 18????#FORD :((((
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[ WIP ]
Bring a goat to a courthouse...
#Can't tell me that the ore snatchers replacing the ghast head with a goat head isn't a threat.#Like c'mon that's the biggest sign of a threat I have ever seen and it's COOL#IMAGINE the implications!! The storyline!#Doc is on his fucking skyblock adventure- comes back more tired and angry than ever -- completely unhinged -- and remembers this.#Next thing we know he fucking SNAPS. He said he didn't want to be a villain this season... Well you're in luck buddy- you're a villain now.#Funniest thing is that he barely did anything. People just keep poking him. And honest to god? Good.#Good that this old man isn't getting isolated from everything else in his swamp 4k blocks away.#He's been more social this season than he's been any other and last season he was NEXT TO SCAR.#Now that he's 4k blocks out everybody seeks him out it's lovely#okay now for the actual tags#docm77#art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft smp#fanart#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft s10#artists on tumblr#animation#hermitcraft art#hermitcraft season 10#hc s10#dad kisser doc donnerstag#artist#hermitcraft doc#hc10
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They were gonna have a threesome before Daniel opened his mouth and asked his follow up questions. Assad Zaman broke into my house and told me himself.
#like if he had just waited#for five more minutes#we could have had the old man get FUCKED#god#eric bogosian#daniel molloy#assad zaman#Jacob Anderson#louis de pointe du lac#devil’s minion#the vampire Armand#Armand#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv s2
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thought about some banter that would happen between these guys on a teamup. i want them to be a team dc please make it happen please please please please please
#dc comics#dc#oracle#barbara gordon#booster gold#blue beetle#michael jon carter#ted kord#black canary#dinah lance#dinahbabs#boostle#skeets#birds of prey#jli#justice league international#oracle dc#batgirl#birds of prey 1999#bumblebeeb#rollingthunder#god all of these tags. i know ive forgotten to tag something or someone#the knitting thing is a joke that ted kord is retired and doing old man hobbies. but he's actually enjoying it
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having svsss au ideas beyond my station
thinking. shang qinghua goes on a mission as a young disciple to some town in fuckoff nowhere and finds himself in the qiu household. and there he finds a young shen jiu, undergoing the plot he originally intended for him and hadn't realised had become real and he's so young oh god hes so young why is he so small what do you mean that part was real, he hadn't kept it why is it real—
and he panics and sneaks him the Fuck out of that house
and he's not sure what to do but surely sending him to cang qiong will fuck up something in the plot and he can't come under even more investigation and cang qiong tryouts dont happen for months anyway and his system would probably never allow it (it doesnt. it would interfere with yue qingyuans story) but shen jiu is refusing to stay anywhere near this place and wants to learn cultivating to protect himself make sure nothing like this ever happens again and sqh panics harder and
calls mobei jun.
okay. on second thought, maybe this was a bad idea. but he stumbles over himself and shushes baby shen jiu's very understandable freaking out and asks his king for the first thing hes ever asked for other than his own life.
is there any way this human child could learn cultivation in the demon world?
#svsss#shang qinghua#shen jiu#listen. i. okay. listen#first off. i need shang qinghua to just fucking spitball a lesson plan idea thats never even been heard of before in like 5 seconds flat and#absolutely floor mobei jun#i need this to turn partially into shen jiu freaking out over the courting hits and inadvertedly teach mobei jun about human culture#idk. they go to a brothel together#mbj is being dragged along by like a 10 year old visibly shrinking into his coat but imperiously demanding the most expensive courtesan that#fits into their budget so she can spend an hour informing this idiot that no#slapping your boyfriend is stupid and hurtful and also stupid in human culture and he would get arrested#unrelated tk that. sqh still being a spy for mbj in cang qiong and getting a mission years later to instate sqq/sj as the qing jing peak lor#d#poor guy is so so fucked#sj becoming mbjs assassin. hear me out#a human most trusted advisor slash spy and a human assassin truly mbj is making bank#sj is also sqh's assassin lowkey. man who is intensely furious and learned how to channel all that into productive murder instead of. well#how does this fit with lbh? with sy? with fucking oh god YUE QINGYUAN??? well we'll find out!
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
#vincent price#the muppets#the muppet show#kermit the frog#kermit#monster#monsters#i love this so much#he turns into a kid around the muppets and i love it#hes so cute#bicon#bisexual#god#legend#horror legends#such a sexy man#OMFG#please sir!#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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Marrying Carter in Harvest Moon DS Cute! (North American version)
oh… sorry no not the archaeologist, i mean Pastor Carter from Mineral Town!
(or is it Pastor Curdy….?)
teeechnically his descendant, and it causes a game over… but this is the only time we’ve been able to marry him right?
so in the girl version of HMDS, there’s two “secret” Mineral Town bachelors that you can marry by talking to them enough times on the phone. one is Mason, the guy who runs May’s Tailoring… but the second, Pastor Carter, is a bit more obscure…
i couldn’t find them uploaded anywhere so here are his 2nd* thru 10th conversations+his proposal+proposal rejection in english! if you want to see it on youtube instead here you go
*i failed to record the first conversation when it happened, and there’s no way in hell i’m resetting my whole game again (…yet), so…just know the first one was like “oh you want to talk? what should we talk about…….. …… ….. …. i can’t think of anything. well see ya………” extremely riveting stuff
he’s so obscure that i didn’t even realize that he was a bachelor until i found out about the mechanic from this japanese wiki!! (here’s an archive link to the page on him in case the page doesn’t work) all i did was test whether it worked in english since i couldn’t find any english info at all mentioning it. i’m sure others have found him… right……..
in case the links above don’t work, a small guide to holy matrimony below the cut since i can’t find one in english
it works essentially the same as the Mason marriage (so it’s just a game over, sadly…), and the steps are pretty tedious and counterintuitive, so you’re unlikely to just stumble across it… but you too can get a priest to break his vow of celibacy for you or whatever!
you will need:
at least 2,050,000 G
20 cursed tools/accessories
if you really don’t want to dig up 20 cursed things you can substitute 100x “remove a cursed tool/accessory” for blessing a cursed tool…
but, including all the cursed tools and accessories, there’s only 16… which means you will need to go dig up 4 duplicate cursed accessories using this method! yay!!! extremely pointless since you can’t sell blessed accessories until after marriage in DS for girl (at which point you can’t trigger pastor carter’s proposal)
you unlock a conversation with cardi when you spend at least 205,000 G. which means the quickest thing to do is to order removal of a cursed item five times, then bless 2 cursed items.
**be careful when blessing accessories to only equip one at a time!!! if you equip a stack of duplicate accessories, blessing that stack destroys the duplicates!!!! :( so just take 1 out of the stack and equip it!!!**
you also can’t unlock more conversations until you’ve seen the one you unlocked, so like even if you spend a million G you’ll just unlock one conversation, and you’ll need to finish that conversation and then spend 205,000 G to unlock the next one…yeah….
on the tenth conversation he abruptly reveals that he’s fallen in love with you and asks you to marry him! it ends your game, but….! on the bright side, it ends your game!!! you’re finally free from Hell Simulator!!!!
#my art#why is his name localized as CURDY…..#i was making fun of it being cardi in the japanese version but……. CURDY#bokumono#harvest moon#story of seasons#harvest moon ds#harvest moon ds:cute#harvest moon ds cute#hmds#hmds cute#pastor carter#now everyone knows i always name my farm ram ranch. shameful#ladies……. he’s broke and possibly an alcoholic….(can we save him?)#the proposal really comes out of nowhere lmao#i’m sorry i’m still not over this his name is CURDY…… aaaaaaaagh#pastor carter is such a funky little guy to me. i have him in my acnh town he has a basement full of flame machines and a single wheelchair#why did the video crop like that when i appended the recordings together. i’m getting so old#sorry for the excessive babygirlism my tablet works again and i went a little ham#of course marrying a man of god causes the game to end. since the programming language for hmds is ancient evil curses#heh….. hex code
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