#could you imagine how cute that would be

[vino---delectable]

Idk... I just feel like Vincent would've been a very secret swiftie

[front-facing-pokemon]

[ricky-mortis]

Curtwen Week Day 6: Happy Ending

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Amphibia is proof that the best character writing tip is to make everyone at least a little bit problematic

[fisheito]

Heeyyy Fiishhhh

So I decided to make a list of how Nu Carnival boys would react to unsolicited dick pics in their mail!

(yes those have to be what, photographs or portraits teehee)

Yakumo: loses his mind thinking that someone could have seen him hold the picture, drops it on the ground as if burnt, quickly snatches it back... (It stays in his panties drawer, (un)safely hidden because he can't make himself destroy it

Olivine: takes it quickly and hides it, looks at it in detail in his room after sermon, does a few *offerings*, jerks off to the memory every now and again (destroys the thing)

Garu: woofs! And goes show it to Eiden

Blade: it takes him a millisecond to determine it's not Darling on the portrait, he sends it in the trash

Kuya: sneers and burns it with his magic

Quincy: leaves it in his mailbox. Does he have one? Idk idk

Edmond: is very much scandalised, destroys the shtick immediately!!!!!🔥🔥🔥 Then thinks about it during lonely nights on patrol (would it be good enough? Too small? Too thin?)😅

Aster: sends out Morvay to find the owner and PUNISH HIM, no one dares messing with the great vampire tycoon!!!!!!

Morvay: his alone time is interrupted by a mad Aster who makes him do the unimaginable and actually go find that dick he's just gotten in the mail?! How come???? (The dick owner is going to come more times than is healthy ☺️ Morvay will make sure of that)

Rei: while he is trying to decide whether the person who sent him the tasteless thing is good enough to use as experiment material, the dick owner gets ambushed by Morvay AND TOTALLY BECOMES WORTH EXPERIMENTING ON yay

Dante: seethes (it's been days, the portrait is long burnt to dust and ashes)

Eiden: laughs and starts reminiscing about the olden days on twitter and such

the DEDICATION of someone sending and delivering a dick pic in kleinverse is ... something to be admired you gotta PAINT that shiet no instant snaps someone gotta DRAW THAT PEEN OUT in METICULOUS DETAIL wrap it up. maybe in a nice lil envelope with ribbons so it gets past the messengers wait for it to physically arrive at someone's doorstep and hope that no one other than the addressee opens the mail

[katfreaks-hidyhole]

I know Fazbear Inc would never let them run their own social media…but if they did?? 👀

[rotomartsblog]

Anyways bitbc 🔛🔝

[ispridestillasin]

So I decided to watch a bit of Bridgerton with my mother, which I'm not really interested in (I don't really like period pieces unless it's a fanfic for a ship I like) but it's a show she enjoys so I sometimes catch her watching it and join her, and literally the only takeaway from the stuff I've seen with her is that Colin, Lord Debling, and Penelope should have all been poly

[lilquokka04]

Too Cute For Your Own Good♡

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-warnings-smut, sub Han, overstimulation, crying

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"Shh, just a little longer baby."

Han lets out a whimper of pain and pleasure, always wanting to feel your touch but not being used to this much.

You had decided to try out a vibrator on Han, but after seeing how he whined and squirmed around you just couldn't stop once he finished. So you made him cum again, and again, and again. Telling yourself that you would stop after this one but not being able to handle how cute he sounded. How adorable his cheeks looked flushed and covered in tears.

You look up at Han and see him staring at you with tears in his eyes, lip quivering and body shaking from how overstimulated he was.

You grab one of his hands and squeeze it.

Deciding to finally put an end to his whimpering, you place the vibrator to the tip of his leaky cock to finish him off. You soothingly rub your thumb over his hand and pepper kisses all over his thighs as he finishes once more. This time when he begs for you to stop you do, placing the toy on the bed so you can focus on taking care of him.

You start covering his sweaty skin in kisses, slowly working your way up to his face.

Han's heavy breathing and gentle sobbing fill up the quiet of the room. You come face to face with him and can't help but coo at how exhausted he looks. Part of you would do anything to hear him whine again but you know that he's suffered through enough of your torture and he needs to be cuddled and loved right now.

You gently cradle his tearstained cheeks in your hands and press a gentle kiss to his forehead.

This only seems to break the dam that was holding his emotions in. He instantly starts sobbing and reaches out to wrap his arms around you, curling his body to get as close to you as he can.

You instantly feel bad as you sit down on the bed and place him on your lap, rubbing circles on his lower back to calm him down.

"Shhh, you're okay baby. I'm sorry, was it too much?"

He shakes his head as he continues to sob into your chest, rubbing his face against your, now soaked, shirt. You continue to hold him as he sobs, pressing kisses to his face and running your hands up and down his back.

You peer down at him once he quiets down and you give him a tiny smile as he hiccups and tries to wipe the tears from his face.

You gently pull his hands from his face and press soft kisses to his cheeks, giggling when his face scrunches up.

"You okay Hannie?" You place your hand on his cheek. "I didn't hurt you right? You could've used your safe word baby." He leans into your hand and gives you a sleepy smile.

"Mmm I know. It was just a lot, but Im okay now, promise."

You let out a breathe of relief as Han leans forward and tucks his face into your neck, hands curled up into fists and resting against his chest.

"How about I run a bath for us, hmm?"

You peer down at Han to see him peacefully sleeping against your chest, soft snores coming from his mouth. You smile to yourself and pull the covers over his now cool skin, pressing one last kiss to his head before you join him.

[golden-stag]

If I could manifest One More Guilty Gear spin-off into the world I would make it Jojo's Pitter Patter Pop style

[habibisagi]

blue lock men get a little too excited and creative and also serious if you ask them the silly question "would you still love me if i was a worm?" btw

[fanficfish]

i saw an "approximate ages of hetalia characters" post a week or so ago and i just realized.

the viking age was in around 700-1000A.D.

norway, denmark, and peesumably sweden were supposedly around their preteens/early teens around the kalmer union.

denmark DEFINITELY remembers being a Viking

idk if anyone realized this but imagine norway, denmark, and sweden as itty bitty 5-10 year olds as vikings they're literally just playing childhood games-

like i'm pretty sure norway from that one iceland birth strip is around the latter half of that time, now just imagine all of them that size and probably smaller-

[throughpatchesofviolet]

One little known fact about Sherry is that she has a ridiculously high spice tolerance. The Sinners find this out on accident when dining out at a restaurant of Hong Lu's choice, where he tells them about a certain spicy mustard served there that they can dip their food in.

Most of the Sinners are incapable of handling the sting but Sherry just keeps eating the mustard. She's in tears and has to keep scrunching up her face, but she absolutely loves the burning sensation whenever she takes a bite. Hong Lu, of course, is very happy she likes it, and Ryōshū is mildly impressed she can handle it, but the other Sinners are a bit terrified of just how much spice Sherry can handle.

[pining-prince]

Imagine reading to your f/o to help relax them to sleep! Maybe you track down one of your old childhood favorites to share with them. They settle in close, lying their head on your shoulder, relaxing in your lap, or maybe just leaning in closer from their place on the bed so they can hear you whisper the words. The quiet lull of your voice slowly brings them to a peaceful sleep, full of dreams of the two of you going on fairytale adventures together.

[sonknuxadow]

they should make fashion doll inspired sonic toys . like they look very similar to the normal figures but theyre a bit bigger and certain body parts are more easily removable so you can dress them up and they also make little fashion packs you can buy to put on them. i would buy that . i want it so bad now that im thinking about it .

[darlingcloudie-9]

this is my…… alter ego- ANITA MAXWYNN. ANITA MAXWYNN