#could be Gale
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Listen... It's not MYYYY fault I'm attracted to men in their early to mid 40s who have tattoos, long hair, facial hair, treat their partner with respect, are financially stable, and are in touch with their feelings, ok?
#blame my lizard brain#could be Gale#could be anyone#i can't wait til my divorce is final#i need to find this magical human#that happens to be single#maybe i should just mentally and emotionally marry Gale?#that's a healthy coping mechanism#right?#i swear I'm in therapy#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale#baldur's gate gale#gale romance#baldurs gate#with my luck this mystical individual is taken or doesn't exist
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Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)
#bloodweave#astarion x gale#gale x astarion#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#they are so funny god help. thank you to whoever sat Neil next to Tim#my roommate turning to look directly at me whenever they were interacting lik bestie please stop I am trying to be normal. don’t look at me#my roommate also said Neil acting low-key obsessed with gale and I could only say wow he’s just like me fr fr.#if I didn’t still struggle with getting shadowhearts likeness you would get a drawing of her hugging bing bong too but alas …#anyway the stream was so fun#can’t wait til tomorrow hehe
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Lae'zel is pretty fluent in Common but since she still sometimes messes up some words, I don't believe she understands a third of all the big words Gale uses casually. My headcanon is that she memorizes them during the day and then goes to demand elaborations in the evening, and Gale is very happy to have someone to teach linguistics to.
By the end of the game she can call Vlaakith an pernicious, diminutive old fuck, cut to Gale in her corner wiping away a tear of pride
#this came to mind because i imagined her saying the phrase 'erectile dysfunction' and it was so stupidly funny to me#she could say that to raphael#god i love them#bg3#bg3 lae'zel#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#lae'zel#bg3 headcanons
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Revisiting the conversation you can have with Gale about Halsin’s proposition. I think it should be worse.
#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale x tav#tav x gale#bg3 tav#bg3 comic#oc: asena#Halsin dropping the bit about him potentially participating is so important to me#Asena was so excited about watching her boyfriend get fucked#that for a moment she lived in a world where feelings of inadequacy didn’t exist#she just wanted to offer to make her man a sandwich in which he was the meat#Asena and Mystra both say ‘I want that man annihilated’ but their meanings could not be more opposite
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gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that
#bloodweave#astarion#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work#but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked#tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like#first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful#and I rushed to find the most useless object I could#thank you Komira you’re a real one#also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times#also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet
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*Slides these across the table*
Have some Gale sketches
#hopefully I will feel more confident in drawing him so I could be more stylized#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#bg3 fanart#bg3 shitpost#sketches
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New ick unlocked
#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#enver gortash#lord gortash#bg3 gortash#steel watch#gale dekarios#lae'zel#astarion#I could tell from his design that this chara was made for me#until#i saw his fugly ass shoes#it was an antagonist fucker's nightmare#got no rizz with those ice plow looking boots#also where my ignoble hat enjoyers at??
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Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!
Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]
Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]
Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]
Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]
Gale: [chewing faster]
Tav, sternly: Gale...
Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]
Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.
Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything
#bg3#incorrect bg3#bg3 headcanons#they have all been the target of What Have You Got In Your Mouth at least once lmao#gale dekarios#halsin#astarion ancunin#scratch the dog#owlbear cub#tav#can also count as#bg3 prompts#this is likely not as funny as i think it is but it killed me how many of them this could apply to
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Gale's intimidation check
#bloodweave#astarion#gale#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3edit#incorrect bg3#bg3 crack#my gifs#my gifs: bg3#these are really fun to make!! takes forever to find fitting moments though#i wish i could draw! but it would take 1 million years too so#sticking with gifs for now
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Baldur's Gate 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios
#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate iii#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#mine*#mine*bg3#otp: i could wow you#ch: gale dekarios#the way i Gagged when he said this#this set gave me Grief lmao#if you saw this before i fixed the typo No You Didn't#1k#mine*gifs
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take notes, Gale bby
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale#minthara#bg3#my posts#getting these 2 very different vibes of lines one right after the other was an experience#I wish Gale could be angry at Mystra without that leading to god!Gale#everyone else gets to be angry at their abuser and that not necessarily leading to their bad ending#but not gale bc *check notes* reasons ????#minthara baenre
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i really need everyone but especially anyone who romanced gale with a bard tav to know about this interaction from early access that larian took from us
#baldur's gate 3#gale dekarios#gale x tav#bg3#gale of waterdeep#oc: elenion silverdew#otp: you put the stars to shame#i'm putting this in my tags for gale and my tav because i need to remember it forever okay#literally as soon as i first met gale and he said he liked poetry i was like 'omg i wish a bard could say something about that'#and then months later i find out how to roll back the game to EA. and i play it.#and i find out BARDS *COULD* SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT#AND THEY TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME?!?!?#will never forgive larian for this actually#because this dialogue is literally so cute and i don't see any good reason for removing it#i still headcanon that gale and elenion bond over poetry and that this basically happens anyway though 💜
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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic
#bloodweave#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale x astarion#astarion x gale#gale dekarios#astarion ancunin#yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual#the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max#I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together#toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable#I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him#and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale#and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually#helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god#at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again
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Gale of Sad Puppy Eyes
#was taking screenshots and every second during this scene i was like 'you could not look more sadder'. anyway same babygirl same#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#desperately hoping these load in decent quality because my laptop was begging for death putting these through photoshop lol
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There's a reddit thread on the BG3 sub where the user u/InklingRain posted a spreadsheet they made with all the companion approvals. Super useful in general both for playing the game and for fic, so I thought I'd post it on tumblr and play around a little!
There's a top row with the average approval by companion, but I didn't find that very useful, so I changed it to the count of approvals (i.e. count of approvals & disapproval total, how often a companion had a reaction to something). We all know Astarion gives a lot of disapprovals here and there, but they're only -1 at a time, so no big deal, right?
No. Minsc has the least at only 45 reactions, Halsin at 95, Minthara at 145, and of the main companions, Gale is pretty average at 198, Lae'zel at 224, and Shadowheart, rather opinionated at 258...
but that's nothing compared to Astarion's 406. That's almost 150 more than the next person!!! That's more than Minthara and Shadowheart combined! Babygirl really woke up one day and decided to get in a snit over everything that happens 😂
(Longer post about count of positive and negative opinions, sum of approvals and disapprovals, and some major outliers below. Picture with values at the very end.)
But that's a bit disingenuous. If we look at the ratio of positive to negative opinions (not taking value into account), Astarion's pretty average at 30% (negative count over sum count, so let's call that negativity). This is similar to Gale (31%), Karlach (30%), and Lae'zel (32%). In theory, getting Astarion's approval or disapproval is just as easy as any of theirs, with a 20% bias towards positive approvals. Later companions are weighted heavily towards the lower end of the spectrum, with Jaheira at 13% negativity and Minsc at 9%. As you only get them very late, it's pretty clear that the game gives you a lot of opportunities to get their approvals and thus open up more of their quests and dialogue.
However. We have an outlier. Wyll Ravenguard, clocking in at an indecent 38% negativity! Which really just goes to show, while Astarion is the most opinionated, Wyll has the most disapprovals, making him the judgiest companion of all 🤣
However, this really wouldn't be a good post if we didn't look at the value of approvals. Karlach, for instance, has the strongest disapproval value of -100 (given if you sleep with her and then call it a mistake). Ouch. This is clearly at outlier and doesn't say much about Karlach's changeability of opinion in general. If we look at the sum of positive and negative opinions, this is a very heavy swing, making up 100 points of her total 191 disapproval points possible to her 281 approvals total. Another outlier is Minsc, who currently possesses a 43% disapproval percentage (a heavy -50 disapproval given if you sacrifice him to Sarevok. Jaheira, by contrast, apparently doesn't give a damn, or her value might simply not be included in the dateset.)
Removing outliers is really a matter of opinion here, so I'll only remove the most extreme swings, such as the above mentioned disapprovals.
The otherwise strongest swings are Astarion (-15 for telling him it was a mistake preventing him from drinking Araj's blood, or saying you only wanted to sleep with him, not deal with his trauma) and Wyll (+20 for siding with Karlach during his confrontation with her, which really shows he didn't really want to kill her and is very grateful you stopped him). Halsin gives +40 for reuniting Oliver with Thaniel, which...lifting the shadow curse is sort of his life's mission, and a bit of a unique case, so while it makes sense, I think it's such a unique event that can't be topped by anything else and will remove it. Jaheira give +20 for extending the Emperor's protection to Minsc, and, for funsies, Minthara's heaviest disapproval is -5 for donating to Lolth at the Stormshore Tabernacle. (lol)
I only chose to remove the aforementioned Karlach, Minsc, and Halsin values, as they're all very large swings and rather character-defining or personal to the individuals mentioned, so I don't think it says much about them in a more general day-to-day sense.
Now, using the sums of our negative and positive values, Gale is our most Negative Nancy, clocking in at 37%, which goes to show that while he's pretty average for the amount of things he cares about, when he disapproves, it's a strong one. Next up is Astarion at 35%, and Wyll at 34%. Lowest are Jaheira and Minsc at 7% and 4% respectively, which makes an intuitive sort of sense: Jaheira is old and just over being upset by the players poor choices, and Minsc is an insanely positive person overall. The next most positive companion is Halsin at 13%, which also matches with his vibe pretty well, followed by Minthara at 17%, Karlach at 24%, Lae'zel at 26%, and Shadowheart at 28%.
Tl;dr: Astarion has many, many opinions, but Wyll is the most judgemental (most disapprovals compared to approvals possible). However, when it comes to the strength of those disapprovals, Gale reigns supreme, followed by Astarion.
If don't break Karlach's heart, help Halsin achieve his life's ambition, or sacrifice Minsc, then they're pretty positive overall. Later companions are heavily weighted to approve of your actions, and Minthara is comparatively judgemental, but overall far more easy to gain approval than disapproval from.
If you take the average of all these values and include the later companions to look at as a personality "baseline" of how judgy and how strong those disapprovals may be, then...the Act 1 companions are all dramatic af, which really should come to no ones' surprise, while Karlach is the most willing to give the benefit of the doubt imo.
#baldurs gate 3#bg3#astarion#wyll ravengard#gale dekarios#the best time to mess around with a spreadsheet is 2am of course#I hate google sheets but don't care enough to do fancier things in excel#could I do actual math here? yes. am I going to? no
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people who complain about gale yapping too much don’t understand the sixth secret love language: infodumping
#like if i’m not telling you everything about smth i love… we are not tight#i fell for him immediately bc i was like OH!!! HES DOING WHAT I DO TO EVERYONE I LOVE!!! SHUT UP!!’#also character who is so ready to fall first and harder… how could i resist#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate 3#bg3
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