#corrin x sakura

[frickingnerd]

Birthright Masterlist

Corrin

yandere corrin - headcanons

Azura

Ryoma

Takumi

yandere takumi - headcanons

Hinoka

Sakura

Jakob

sakura with a nohrian s/o - headcanons

poly relationship with elise & sakura - headcanons

Silas

Kaze

Saizo

Kagero

Rinkah

Hinata

Hana

rivals to lovers with hana - headcanons

Oboro

Subaki

Hayato

Orochi

Kaden

[overtsexting]

overall i’m less interested in hoshido sibcest than i am in nohr sibcest, because they’re less angsty so i find it more boring lol, but ryokamu’s:

Ryoma: I owe you an apology. I have not been honest with you. Nor with the others. The truth is...I am not your brother.

Corrin: What do you mean?

Ryoma: Exactly what I said. You and I are not related by blood.

[…]

Ryoma: I am sorry I kept it secret for so long, but I felt I had to. It was what Father wanted. He'd never have wanted you to feel like he loved you any less than he did us.

Avatar: So then why are you telling me this now? What changed?

Ryoma: I fell in love with you.

hits DIFFERENT

[emotionaldepravity]

Can you please do

yandere platonic marth x kid reader

yandere platonic male corrin x kid reader

yandere platonic male robin x kid reader

Sure! Platonic yandere is certainly something I haven't done much of.

Marth

-Marth very much regrets not being able to fully protect Tiki so he plans on making sure its different this time.

-You'd never be allowed to train in combat in any way. No matter how physically capable or magically inclined you seem to be, your growth will never be allowed. He is focused on keeping you away from battle.

-He and Caeda would forcibly adopt you so you can live in the palace. Though she would most likely be open to it, she doesn't know you still have a family to go back to. The way that he treats you better than their children bothers her slightly. She'd never tell him her real feelings.

M!Corrin

-Corrin is immediately adopting you to be a part of his family as soon as he sees you.

-He is rather strong so he can protect you, but he encourages his siblings to do the same. However, if they seem reluctant to love you as much as he does, then he might cut them out of his live.

-He treats you better than Sakura or Elise, playing with you and spoiling you. If he has kids then he treats you better than them.

-He gets really happy when you call him "big brother" or "dad". Corrin would let you chose whichever you are more comfortable with saying.

-If you have parents, no you don't. Not anymore.

M!Robin

-Robin sees you being lost and alone and wants to be sure that you are put on the right path just like how his friendship with Chrom put him on the right path.

-He doesn't really trust others to take care of you. ESPECIALLY, if your family is still around. He doesn't have any good memories of his family (thanks to being an amnesiac and his dad being Validar) so he doesn't put much stock into those sort of bonds.

-He teaches you everything he knows. Robin believes in being able to rely on yourslef and others, and without strength he can't rely on you when you grow up.

-If he has children, he expects you to be extremely good friends with them. He wants you to be as close with them as he is with Chrom.

[outerspacebun]

DSJFLKSDF okay since one person liked my post, which is enough for me, I am going to write a long list of who I ship/who I pair with in Awakening, Fates, and Three Houses/Hopes. It's going to be long, will include rarepairs, and oc x canon because I can't help myself.

For Awakening:

Chrom/M!Robin

Chrom/Sumia

M!Robin/Tiki

F!Robin/Virion

Lissa/Lon'qu

Frederick/Cordelia

Sully/Vaike

Stahl/Cherche

Miriel/Kellam

Donnel/Nowi

Lon'qu/Gaius

Ricken/Maribelle

Panne/Olivia

Panne/Libra

Gaius/Olivia

Gaius/Chrom

Tharja/Henry

Basilio/Flavia (we were robbed of an A Support from them)

Gerome/Lucina

Lucina/Laurent

Lucina/Gerome/Laurent

Owain/Inigo

Cynthia/Severa

Gerome/Laurent

Morgan/Nah (doesn't matter the gender for Morgan)

For Fates:

F!Corrin/Flora

F!Corrin/Charlotte

Azura/Tsubaki

Felicia/Jakob

Felicia/Xander

Silas/Hinoka

Kaze/Rinkah

Mozu/Hayato

Mozu/Effie

Takumi/Setsuna

Sakura/Xander

Saizo/Kagero

Kagero/Rinkah

Azama/Beruka

Hinata/Hana

Orochi/Lazlow

Oboro/Kaden

Tsubaki/Niles

Tsubaki/Nyx

Rinkah/Charlotte

Camilla/Keaton

Leo/Nyx

Elise/Odin

Lazlow/Odin

Lazlow/Nyx

Peri/Niles

Effie/Arthur

Charlotte/Benny

Midori/Kiragi

Mitama/Rajhat

Asugi/Nina

Caeldori/Nina

Caeldori/Seigbert

For Three Houses/Hopes:

M!Byleth/Claude

M!Byleth/Shamir

F!Byleth/Sylvain

Byleth/Dedue (I like either with them. Dedue is so precious)

Edelgard/Dorothea

Edelgard/Monica

Edelgard/Dorothea/Monica

Hubert/Ferdinand

Ferdinand/Flayn

Linhardt/Dorothea

Bernadetta/Dorothea

Bernadetta/Petra

Dorothea/Monica

Petra/Ignatz

Dimitri/Mercedes

Dimitri/Felix

Dimitri/Yuri

Dedue/Ashe

Felix/Annette

Sylvain/Yuri

Annette/Hilda

Rodiruge/Amelia

Lambert/Aisla

Matthias/Raven

Glenn/Elena

Ingrid/Yuri

Lorenz/Leonie

Raphael/Marianne

Ignatz/Marianne

Lysithea/Cyril

Marianne/Leonie

Seteth/Manuela

Hapi/Constance

[just-antithings]

My current otp is sakura x corrin from fire emblem

Step sibs and ones a minor

Double fuck you to antis

Hell yeah

[pupmusebox]

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[ Splatoon ]

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[ Stardew Valley ]

Sebastian Sam Shane Elliot Alex Harvey

[ RWBY ]

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[ Fate ]

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[ Trigun Stampede ]

Vash Nai/Knives Nicholas D. Wolfwood [ Homegrown Pet ] Hector Eli Pierce(OC) [ Elevator Pitch ] Protag Coworker [ Dead Plate ] Vincent Charbonneau Rody Lamoree [ Diabolik Lovers ] Ayato Sakamaki Laito Sakamaki Kanato Sakamaki Shu Sakamaki Reiji Sakamaki Subaru Sakamaki Yuma Mukami Ruki Mukami Kou Mukami Azusa Mukami Shin Tsukinami Richter Karlheinz Kino

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[ Genshin Impact ]

Zhongli Venti Aether/Traveler Kaeya Diluc Albedo Tartaglia/Childe Itto Alhaitham Gorou Tighnari Cyno Xiao Wriothesley Neuvillette Il Dottore Pantalone Il Capitano

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[ YGO ]

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[ Digimon ]

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[ Obey Me!/Nightbringer ]

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[ Twisted Wonderland ]

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[ Nexomon ]

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[ 7th Dragon III: Code VFD ]

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[hiseternalmayfly]

Pinned Post! 💞(Updated!)

Hi! I’m Ember. 25. She/They. I follow/interact from @ceyonicember​

My self ship side blog where I do not shut up about my three main F/O's: Vash, Knives and Raiden Ei.

More details below the cut! :) Take a look before following!

BYF/DNI:

Do not follow me if you’re a pro shipper or support it. It’s...a simple request really.

Do not interact if you ship plant//cest (Kni.ves x Va.sh), yes they are both my F/O's but I love them separately. They are brothers. End of story.

You know the usual, I don’t wanna talk/interact with MAPs, homophobes and anything of that sort.

Minors are welcome! Let this be a safe space for you. This blog stays mostly SFW. Anything NSFW will be tagged as such so please feel free to block that tag! (tag: NSFW)

I am not comfortable sharing Vash, however it's still perfectly OK for you to follow/interact if you do ship with him! I request that you tag all posts as #ember dont look if you do. .

Main F/O's:

Vash the Stampede (Trigun) | Tag: ✌ (or) Love and Peace

Millions Knives (Trigun) | Tag: 🔪

Raiden Shogun/Ei (Genshin Impact) | Tag: ⚡(or) Her Excellency

Fictional Crushes:

These are different from F/O's in that I find them attractive but do not feel "relationship" like feelings towards, or they were previous F/O's who I feel not as strongly attracted to anymore.

Yae Miko (Genshin Impact) | Tag: 🦊(or) Nothing Lasts Forever

Tighnari (Genshin Impact) | Tag: 🌳

Corrin (Fire Emblem: Fates) | Tag: 🐲(or) This Ends Now

Shenhe (Genshin Impact) | Tag: 🦢

Kaedehara Kazuha (Genshin Impact) | Tag: 🍁

Sangonomiya Kokomi (Genshin Impact) | Tag: 🐟

Yoimiya (Genshin Impact) | Tag: 🎇

Kamisato Ayaka (Genshin Impact) | Tag: ❄

Mercy (Overwatch) | Tag: 😇

Jason Todd (Batman) | Tag: 🎭

Cloud (FF7) | Tag: ⚔

Kayn (League of Legends) | Tag: 👿

Genji (Overwatch) | Tag: 🤖

Platonic F/O's and Comfort Characters:

Shiver (Splatoon 3)

Pearl (Splatoon 2)

Maka Albarn (Soul Eater)

Tae Yamada (Zombieland Saga)

SF-A2 MIKI (Vocaloid)

Nozomi Tojo (Love Live!)

Big Man (Splatoon 3)

Frye (Splatoon 3)

Family F/O's:

Klee [Daughter] (Genshin Impact)

Yao Yao [Daughter] (Genshin Impact)

Zhongli [Father| (Genshin Impact)

Elise [Daughter] (Fire Emblem: Fates)

Sakura [Daughter] (Fire Emblem: Fates)

Bruce Wayne/Batman [Father] (Batman)

Self insert's name is Seven! When referring to her, I speak entirely in third person due to my own comfort levels. Anything about her is simply tagged as "Seven"

Thank you so much for taking the time to read! It's ok to Like/RB this post and I would love to have more self shipper mutuals! Please don't hesitate to interact :)

Dividers by @/saradika

[pegasusknightsonly]

thinking ahead to potential matches

i will NOT do corrin x mozu again even though it would be soooooo funny. corrin x reina

hinoka x silas ??? wait this is actually her best option AWESOME

sakura x hayato

azura x jakob again tee hee

takumi x his girl retainer who's in love with him

ugly staff guy x big boobs mage lady

ryoma ... x mozu ..... ????? or his girl retainer who give a shit

tsubaki will be dying immediately and taking the cordelia expy with him GOOD RIDDANCE

literally who else is there. whatever I'll figure it out

[fatesdeepdive]

Entry 9: NO

Before doing anything else, I built a lottery house in the castle. The logistics of there being stores and gambling houses within my personal castle, that my soldiers work at, that don’t just give me whatever I want is kinda weird. The lottery gave me a radish I fed to Lilith.

Support: Hana/Subaki

C: Hana confronts Subaki about his tendency to refer to himself as perfect. He brushes it off, because he thinks that he genuinely is completely without fault. This angers Hana, who brings up a time Subaki fell off his horse and challenges him to a duel.

B: The duo begin their competition. Subaki, despite not actually having any sword skills, manages to defeat Hana by studying her fighting style over several months and messing with her head.

A: Hana takes the second round, beating Subaki in a horse race. Hana reveals that she doesn’t actually care about beating Subaki, just about serving Sakura, and the two decide to suspend their competition.

S: Subaki states that he hates when Hana brings up the time he fell off his horse because he embarrassed himself in front of Hana. Also the duo apparently love each other now.

Review: Decent set up, lackluster execution. I do like Hana’s feelings of inferiority in comparison to Subaki, and Subaki is wonderfully arrogant during this line, but the resolution comes from a revelation Hana had off screen and feels anti-climactic. I felt nothing during the marriage conversation.

Support: Hana/Sakura

C: Hana and Sakura discuss their childhood friendship and the fact that Hana has been protecting Sakura since even before she was a retainer. Sakura states that Hana’s stubbornness pairs nicely with her own introversion.

B: Hana reveals that Sakura’s kindness gave her a reason to dedicate herself to becoming a master samurai. Sakura reveals that she chose Hana as her retainer, in spite of her age and objections from others, because of...a reason explained in the next conversation. Gotta love cliffhangers.

A: Sakura chose Hana as her retainer because of all the times she protected her as a kid, so many times that Hana is covered in scars. Sakura feels guilty over Hana’s scars, but Hana brushes it off, stating that her scars are a badge of honor because they were earned protecting Sakura. Small character design note: Hana does not have any visible scars in this game. She does consistently have a scar in her arm in Heroes, and inconsistently has a scar on her left thigh, but neither of those scars are visible in game. Maybe the scars are hidden below her headband?

Review: First off, these two deserve an S-Rank conversation. They have more chemistry than most of the couples in this game. Setting that aside, I enjoy Hana and Sakura inspiring each other to be better. I love the idea of Hana protecting Sakura from feral dogs and Sakura repaying her by making her a retainer, going against royal officials to do so.

Support: Sakura/Subaki

C: Subaki yawns in front of Sakura then pretends it didn’t happen, because he is too perfect to get fatigued.

B: Subaki makes a tiny slip-up when filling out a form and has a complete meltdown, launching into a self-depreciating rant. Hana brings up that she’s seen him make mistakes before, which only makes things worse.

A: Sakura comforts Subaki and he reveals that his obsession with perfection stems from his childhood; his parents hammered in the idea that he must be perfect at all times as to not embarrass himself in front of royalty. He brings up the time he fell off his horse in front of Sakura right before she chose him as a retainer and reveals that he’s thought for years she chose him out of pity. Sakura comforts him, saying that he’s amazing and his slip-ups only make him more charming.

S: Subaki renews his vows as a retainer, promising to always fight for Sakura even if he cannot achieve total perfection. Sakura accepts, on the condition that Subaki marries her.

Review: I actually really enjoyed this one. The main gag with Subaki is that he’s arrogant and thinks of himself as perfect. This line deconstructs that, showing him fall apart at the idea that he isn’t good enough. It didn’t go fully into it, but this line suggests that Subaki may have some real mental health issues, possibly stemming from an abusive childhood. The romance isn’t perfect, but I do like the idea of Subaki ending up with Sakura because she helps him learn to accept himself. Also for all of Sakura’s supports I’m going to pretend that she isn’t like fourteen, because otherwise they’re all super creepy.

Support: Corrin/Sakura

C: Corrin asks if Sakura dislikes her and Sakura, who has never once visited any Fire Emblem or Smash Brothers forum, states that no one could ever dislike Corrin. Apparently, Sakura is awkward and shy around Corrin because she sucks at talking to people. Corrin offers to help her practice talking.

B: Corrin asks Sakura some basic questions and Sakura freezes up from anxiety and can’t answer anyone. Corrin theorizes that Sakura is easily intimidated by other people.

A: Sakura reveals that she’s always so anxious because she heard a rumor that Nohr actually wanted to kidnap her, not Nohr. This rumor was evidently false, because it makes absolutely no sense from a lore perspective. Also, I question the idea that this is the source of all of Sakura’s anxiety. Her anxiety around Corrin, maybe, but it’s odd that guilt over her sister’s kidnapping that she’s known for years wasn’t her fault would make her anxious around other people. I mean, it’s more pronounced around Corrin, but only in this support line. Whatever. Corrin swears to protect Sakura and I guess that means her anxiety is cured.

Review: This conversation is mediocre. Sakura getting anxiety because of something a maid said once is stupid, but Corrin trying to help her get over it is okay.

You’ll notice that I stopped this at the A rank. Well, you see, Corrin and Sakura only have three, conversations instead of four because, despite Corrin having a variable gender, Corrin and Sakura are siblings and Intelligent Systems would never include incest in a Fire Emblem game. They’d never do that because that would be terrible.

Wait. What’s that? Why does it say on the wiki that they have an S-Conversation? Surely this isn’t real.

Oh god it’s real.

No.

No no no.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

What the fuck, Intelligent Systems? Why did you include incestuous pedophilic marriage in your role-playing game? Seriously, what the actual fuck?

And, looking at Corrin’s support list, it’s not just Sakura. Every single Nohr and Hoshidan royal can date Corrin. I don’t know what’s worse, Corrin having sex with her stranger blood siblings or having sex with the people she thought were her blood siblings for years. Fine. Let’s just do the stupid conversation.

S: Sakura reveals that she’s been dreaming about the sibling she never knew for years, imagining what Corrin would grow up to be like. It’s actually a decent idea, albeit one hidden in the evil cursed S-Support that I hate. Corrin asks if they live up to expectations and Sakura states that they exceed them. Then Sakura says that she loves Corrin. Romantically. Corrin, being the sane person, objects, pointing out that they’re half-siblings. I don’t know where this half-sibling thing came from, as far as Corrin knows both of them are the children of Mikoto and Sumeragi. I mean, it is stated in Revelations that Mikoto isn’t actually the mother of anyone but Corrin, but Corrin doesn’t know that yet. Whatever. Sakura pulls out a letter from Mikoto that she only read a few minutes ago that says, psych! Corrin and Sakura aren’t actually related. At all. So it’s cool to bang. Corrin instantly gets over the whole “Don’t fuck your little sister” thing immediately and proposes to Sakura. What the actual fuck.

Review Continued: If ninety percent of the S-Rank conversation is convincing the audience that, no, this isn’t incest, you know it’s bad. And sure, it isn’t technically incest anymore, but who cares? Corrin and Sakura didn’t know that until ten seconds before they screwed each other. This is an incestuous marriage and it’s fucking gross. The writers clearly know it was gross, but they included it anyway.

And here’s the big problem with the Hoshidan sibling marriages: Birthright is built on the premise that this is Corrin’s real family, that Hoshido is her real home. It’s literally called Birthright. But if Corrin isn’t actually related to the Hoshidan Royals, all of that falls apart. They’re just strangers. The whole concept of the game doesn’t apply anymore. Because Intelligent Systems couldn’t release a game where the player insert doesn’t fuck literally every character. And, until we get to the point in Revelations where that is properly revealed, I’m going to pretend I don’t know it.

We got some new characters at the end of the last chapter, so let’s talk about them.

Silas

Silas is a cavalier who went turncloak for Corrin at the end of the last chapter because of a childhood friendship Corrin doesn’t remember. His personal skill makes him fight better when Corrin is injured. I’m starting to notice just how many of these skills specifically relate to Corrin, which makes sense but is still kinda weird. His design is fine, nothing objectionable there. I do think Silas’s forgotten childhood friend backstory is a bit odd, though. And I’m getting sick of characters who are obsessed with Corrin.

Saizo

Saizo is Kaze’s twin brother who looks like twenty years older than him. He’s the slower but tougher of the duo, judging from their stats. His personal skill Pyrotechnics is basically just him blowing shit up, which as far as I’m concerned is his solution to all problems. His mask is really weird looking, but at least he’s visually interesting. Personality wise, he seems like a dick, but in a good way. Our army needs some common sense and he brings it.

Orochi

Real talk: I forgot this character existed until she joined us. Orochi is a mage...er, diviner who has the personal skill Capture, which I’ll talk about later. Her design is decent; I like the sultry hair pulling in her portrait, it gives off a lot of personality. I don’t have much to say, I forgot she existed before the end of last chapter and have no clue what her personality will be.

Birthright Chapter 8: Fierce Winds

Team Corrin travels up the Eternal Staircase, a massive subterranean tunnel that leads to the Wind Tribe Village. Kaze notices that the group is being followed and a group of faceless pop out. Kaze and Corrin slaughter them with ease. Unfortunately, after the battle, the faceless turn into Wind Tribe civilians. Iago appears and explains that he disguised civilians as monsters using magic. He learned it from his favorite movie villain, the Joker from the Dark Knight, who Iago thinks is actually the good guy.

The gang reaches the Wind Tribe village. Corrin decides to just waltz in because sneaking past would be suspicious. Wind Tribe members attack. Not sure how they know about the whole slaughter thing. Maybe one of the fake faceless got away? Whatever.

Our three princesses apologize to the tribe members and they lead us to their chief, Fuga. Then the battle immediately begins. Guess negotiations didn’t go well.

Also here for some reason is Hinoka and her two retainers, Setsuna and Azama, both of whom are absolute morons. But, like, in a good way. Setsuna falls in quicksand, doesn’t care, and Azama immediately declares her dead. The fact that Hinoka has to basically babysit her two idiot bodyguards is amusing.

Setsuna

An Archer that works as Hinoka’s bodyguard. Her personal skill, Optimistic, makes her recover more when healed by a staff. A thing they do a lot in recent Fire Emblem games is to have characters that are based around specific gags or tropes. These are hit or miss, but Setsuna’s gag of constantly endangering herself and just not giving a shit sounds funny. The faced half-covered by hair initially makes her seem cool, but when paired with the dopey face and her personality it makes her look completely distracted. I like Setsuna, from what I’ve seen.

Azama

A monk who seems to be ridiculously optimistic and laid back. His personal skill, Divine Retribution, hurts opponents who attack him when he’s unarmed, which is a really cool idea. Azama doesn’t seem to be quite as funny as Setsuna, but still seems entertaining. I have mixed feelings on his design. I can’t tell if I like the closed eyes or not. The puffballs and wild hair are dumb though.

It’s worth noting that, because we move first, Corrin’s army attacks without provocation. Remember, they can’t see the red labels on enemies.

This map takes place in a desert. We can use the Dragon Veins to make it not a desert, which is good, because Fire Emblem deserts suck. Halfway through the battle, we finally talk to Fuga. He explains that we must earn the right to explain by killing all of his men. Bit of a dick move, chief.

We beat Fuga fairly easily. This chapter was fine, but just fine. Not bad, just unremarkable. Fuga explains that he was friends with Sumeragi and knows a lot about Yato. Apparently, us killing all of his men was a test to make us stronger so we can unlock Yato’s true power. Apparently, Yato can link something called the Sealed Flames and destroy the world. Neat.

Fuga accepts our explanation of the civilian murders. Which makes sense, it was kinda dumb. Actually, wait. Why did that have to be a plot point? Couldn’t this chapter just have been Fuga testing us?

Before we leave, Corrin and Azura discuss that there may be more blades like Yato out there. They don’t ask Fuga, because reasons. Also Fuga gives us his son. Neat.

[smol-tactician]

I played fates again so

Spoiler wanejrn warning

Takumi: Hey Ryoma, the vibes are very much not good here

Ryoma: The what?

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Leo: What's good shawty! Wanna go read books all day and forget about this awful shit called reality?

Takumi: Ok

Leo: b e t

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Corrin putting a caprisun on Elise's head: In the name of myself, I dub you queen caprisun.

Elise: Awesome.

Sakura: What shall your first act be your highness?

Elise: Let's go eat ice cream for breakfast!

Corrin: Yeah!

Sakura: Ok.

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Takumi: Why does Camilla call you baby girl?

Hinoka: Let's not have this conversation.

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Azura: Ok so first we need a plan.

Corrin hugging Robin:

Azura: Corrin, that's Robin.

Corrin: Yes.

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Takumi: Hey Corrin, the sky is breaking.

Corrin: What am I supposed to do? I'm not a sky builder.

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Leo: I love you.

Takumi: Platonically or romantically?

Leo: Which one means I can marry you?

Takumi: Romantically... wait marry me?!

Leo: Well of course since you asked.

Takumi: I just got bamboozled into a marriage....

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Takumi: So why are we here?

Corrin: To do the test of courage on the haunted mountain.

Takumi: To do the fucking what?

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Corrin: Its bonding time, you have to say something nice to the other person.

Leo: Your brother's kinda hot

Ryoma: What the fuck-

Corrin: L e o-

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Elise: We're friends now!

Sakura: Ok!

Elise: Wanna cause chaos for no reason?

Sakura: I guess.

Elise: Cool.

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Corrin: Well then, either this place is abandoned or we're already dead.

Azura: Excuse me, what the fuck corrin?

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Xander trying to make small talk: Well then, seems my tea has gone cold.

Ryoma: Then heat it up.

Xander: Ok then smart ass

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Ryoma: I have an idea, but it requires someone blasting the back street boys, ten tons of fireworks, and shit load of pop rocks.

Xander: How in God's name is that supposed to help us on the battlefield?!

Ryoma: Get me the stuff and find out.

Hinoka: Don't do that, seriously! DO NOT GET ANY OF THAT STUFF!

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Leo: Ah yes a nice cup of tea

Camilla: That's red bull in a mug

Leo: Shut up and let me pretend I'm normal for once.

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Leo: Ok this is fine, it's just Takumi.

Takumi smiling: Hey Leo, how are you?

Leo now with gay panic: Gay

Takumi: What?

Leo: What?

[authordgaster]

Age Swap AU Pairings

A list of who gets together and my opinions/reasons for these pairings.

This will be specifically for a Revelations Route, so if you wanna ship different combinations of characters in this AU, I won’t stop you.

I also won’t be getting into the Child Units (yet.) With all of that in mind, here’s the ASAU Pairings:

Corrin X Azura. I mean… it’s Corrin and Azura. How can I not? Especially since they’re not altered in this AU, but their kids are. Imagine big sibling Kana little brother Shigure dynamic.

Sakura X Hana. I’m as much of a sucker for Sakulise as the next FE14 fan, but honestly the bond these two have and have had for easily a decade at this point just overrides the softness of Adult Sakulise. Shiro is their son with Ryoma serving as a surrogate father.

Elise X Effie. Same as with Sakura and Hana, Elise and Effie’s bond in this universe (realm?) is just too strong for me not to pair them together. Siegbert is their son with Xander serving as a surrogate father.

Takumi X Oboro. This is a cute pairing, what can I say? Can you tell I’m a sucker for Liege X Lord pairings? Also, just imagine cute and sweet Kiragi making his mom’s Demon Face.

Leo X Niles. I don’t even know how to put my feelings on this pair into words, so I’ll just trust y’all to accept it. Forrest is their son with Beruka serving as a surrogate mother.

Hinoka X Hinata. This pairing is unique since it’s the only time I don’t ship a lord with their non swapped retainer (or another lord) but honestly I just like the himbo samurai/tomboy princess dynamic. Also protective older cousin Hisame is interesting.

Camilla X Beruka. Cute but strong Malig and her scary Assassin waifu? What’s not to love? Also Niles served as a surrogate father so they raise Nina together.

Ryoma X Xander. I decided to pair these two together since I figured I should do at least one pairing between a Hoshido and Nohrian royal. Since they couldn’t have kids with each other, they agreed to be surrogates so their oldest sisters could have kids, allowing Shiro and Siegbert to exist in this world.

Jakob X Charlotte. A very… very chaotic duo. This was simply a duo born from the fact that they were kinda just leftover after I paired off most of the other characters. Add super strength to Dwyer’s mountain of secret skills.

Silas X Felicia. One: they’re cute. Two: imagining Sophie inheriting Felicia’s clumsiness and ice magic is equally hilarious and terrifying.

Kaze X Orochi. Stoic ninja who struggles with feeling like he failed his liege due to something out of his control plus merry diviner who struggled with feeling like she failed her liege due to something out of her control equals both fun shenanigans and absolute angst. Also imagining Midori being able to somehow use a combination of Divining and her Medicine could make her a force of nature in her own way.

Saizo X Kagero. What can I say, I’m a sucker for this duo too. I’m sure they could be happy together once Saizo learns to stop having the personality of a cactus. Plus having two Ninja parents probably makes Asugi a super ninja.

Laslow X Selena X Odin. If I was gonna have Corrin get with Azura, an OT3 would be needed so all the kids would be capable of existing and I’m just a sucker for this trio. I’ll be using Henry!Laslow, Robin!Selena, and Lon’qu!Odin. Soleil inherits the Fell brand, Ophelia inherits the Exalts’s brand, and they get to be awesome redhead step sisters. Sorry to anyone who ships these two.

Azama X Subaki: …ok, look, so far I’ve done three wlw and only two mlm pairings. Two more guys were gonna have to get together. And after I saw these two, reread their supports, then read @unassumingvenusaur’s fanmade S Support for them, I wound up enjoying this pairing immensely. Also for the sake of not having to do anymore surrogates because this is getting complicated: Transmac Subaki (which I feel could not only make his backstory more interesting given the implications of how terrible his parents are) allowing for them to have a brown haired Caeldori and a red haired Mitama who are sisters.

Arthur X Setsuna. Apparently luck works like integers because when you combine an unlucky Fighter with an equally unlucky Archer, you get a doubly lucky Wyvern riding super hero. Also imagining dorks like Arthur and Setsuna together is just adorable tbh.

Kaden X Peri. When I don’t pair Peri (heh) with Laslow, I usually pair her with one of the furries so I can create an absolutely terrifying Kitsune/Wolfskin. In this case I decided that Peri would be Selkie’s mother and the rest of the army gets to suffer then consequences.

Hayato X Mozu. One: this is basically genderswapped Cyril/Lysithea and Donnel/Maribelle which already makes it a win. Two: Rhajat with Mozu’s hair and freckles is a hilariously adorable image.

Benny X Rinkah. Gentle giant meats muscular spitfire to create flaming good boy.

Keaton X Nyx. Yes, let’s pair the most mature woman in the army who considers herself a monster with one of the most immature guys in the army who can turn into a monster.

Feel free to share your opinions on the pairs, I’ll probably talk more about the child units in the future.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Ok, so I know you’ve written about your Awakening and Three Houses pairings, but have you got any Fates content for us?

Have you even played Fates for that matter?

I haven’t actually played Fates, and I don’t know many of the characters beyond Corrin and the siblings. Also, some characters from Awakening are inexplicably there?

That being said, I have some pairings among the siblings I like.

Corrin(F and M) x Azura: Destined soulmates and all that.

Ryoma x Camilla: Uptight do-gooder with the morally ambiguous slightly crazy one? Sign me up!

Xander x Hinoka: Two type A personalitys clashing yet working well together. Love it.

Takumi x Leo: What’s better than one tsundere cute boy? TWO CUTE TSUNDERE BOYS!

Elise x Sakura: Smol gay beans being adorable together. Love it.

[writtingfiction]

May I request a Xander x Corrin fic revolving around the birth of Siegbert? Thank you and have a nice day

Ask and ye shall receive! This one was really cute to write and I hope I’ve done Xander some justice. I’m still trying to write him right.((´д｀))

pairing: Xander x Corrin

words: 1.3k

There was always something that seemed to excite Corrin, especially when it came to family. There was the time when Elise had asked for help setting up the tea for her and Leo, although she ended up getting wrapped into having tea with them, not that she minded, There was another time when Leo had asked for help, even though he was reluctant and bashful about setting his collar right. Another time was with Camilla, helping her engrave her axe with blessings that will help her in the battles to come. Last but definitely not least, Xander, the kind but strict man kept a constant eye on her, battlefield or not. Especially when she told him she was pregnant with their first child.

“Corrin, how are you feeling? You’re not sore, are you?” Xander questioned as he entered their shared room. Corrin gave him a strained smile.

“Xander, I’m feeling just fine. There is no need to ask me ten times within the hour.” Corrin chided gently. Xander had only seemed to hover around her whenever she mentioned something was off, major or minor. She loved her husband dearly, but surely he could relax a little. 

“Ah, I was unaware that I was doing such a thing. Forgive me, little princess.” Xander said in reply, setting himself beside her on the bed. “However, if there is anything that is bothering you, do not be afraid to let me know.” Corrin places her hand on top of his. 

“If there is anything, I shall let you know, my dear.” Corrin smiled softly, as she saw Xander visibly relax. She motions for him lay down beside her, which he does with little protest. Having the loving embrace of his wife was much preferred compared to sitting at a desk and attending to minor duties. “Don’t have any pressing issues to attend too?” He looks at her and hears her giggle as her fingers play with his hair.

“You are, my most pressing issue. Siegbert is to arrive within the next few weeks, I only wish to be here with you when he does decide to come.” He murmured, and Corrin hummed in response.

“I understand, just try not to fall behind alright? It would not do good if the King of Nohr were to fall behind in his duties because of the Queen.” She says it airily, a joke, and he can’t help but smile. Idle chatter continued between the King and Queen, enjoying the quiet evening, well, as much as it let them. Retainers on a mission to find their lord before long.

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Xander was dressed in armour, Siegfried in hand as he took on his retainers in a mock battle. Testing his skill, making sure they would not rust. He could not rest, he needed to stay sharp, to stay in top form in order to protect his family. Even though he wishes to be by Corrin’s side as she goes about her day, he cannot. After the training, he is then carried away to a meeting, one that is essential. Queen Hinoka had made special arrangements, making it as close as possible to the birth of their son.

He wasn’t the only one excited for the birth of the soon-to-be prince of Nohr. Elise and Camilla wouldn’t stop talking about which cloth would be better for the babe and what he would like for toys. Leo wondered if the newborn would grow with a talent of magic, saying he would love to tutor the small babe. Queen Hinoka and Sakura were ecstatic at the news, happy that their family was growing bigger. So, he wasn’t surprised when they had made a meeting near what the healers had guessed Siegbert would arrive. However, he would have never had guessed this was how things were going to go.

A nervous looking young lady had interrupted the meeting, it was the youngest handmaiden that was with Corrin, if he remembered correctly.

“Y-your M-Majesties…! The Queen has gone into labour!” The young woman stuttered out, bowing towards Hinoka, Sakura and Xander.

“Where is she? Is she all alright?” Xander fired questions at her. She squeaked before getting her composure.

“She’s doing just fine, Y-your Majesty. I-I-I can take you to her.” She wrung her hands together nervously.

“We’ll be right behind you.” Hinoka said, and Xander nodded.

The four of them immediately left the room, closely following behind the handmaiden as she tried not to lose her way with the rising tension behind her. It was such a mix of anxiety, happiness and worry, the handmaiden was sure you could physically cut the apprehension with a blade. It was exactly two minutes later when they heard the pained shouts from Corrin and the doors opening to let Elise out.

“Big Brother!! You made it!” Elise’s smile got wider at the sight of the Hoshidans. “We need all the hands we can get, do you think you two can help?” There was a friendly wink sent their way. Sakura gave a firm nod, saying something about having experience herself. Hinoka showed her shaking hands, and shook her head.

“I don’t think I’ll be much help, I’ll get in the way.” Hinoka spoke. Elise went to speak again but a loud yell from Corrin cut her off. 

“Let me in, Elise.” Xander almost demanded.

“Yes, yes, follow me; and Hinoka just wait right here! If Camilla or Leo come by make sure they don’t come in, the room is full enough!” Elise said quickly, pulling Sakura along with Xander close behind. She directs him to Corrin’s side, while they go off and help, he doesn’t exactly care; his focus is on his wife.

He appears right at her side and the he notices the sweat lining her skin already as she holds the sheets in a death grip. Her eyes shut tightly as she tries to keep her breathing even. He calls out to her and he is immediately met with red eyes filled with relief. Her hand reaches for his, and when she takes hold, he knows he won’t be able to escape. The grip is strong, he fears she would accidentally break his hand if it wasn’t for the armoured glove.

Xander is by Corrin’s side the entire time, telling her how precious she is to him, how he can’t wait to hold his son, how he can’t wait for the three of them to be sleeping side by side. Even though he’s met with shouts and grunts, there is the occasional nod of agreement and hum. However, the cycle didn’t end till hours later, Corrin’s grunts were challenged by their babe when started to cry.

From that moment it was all a blur for him; one moment Corrin was pushing the baby out of her and the next there was a cry from the child before it appeared in his field of view in a bundle of blankets, still crying out loudly. Siegbert was gently placed Corrin’s arms, and she held him close, whispering words to calm him. Xander himself was in tears, he couldn’t stop himself. The scene in front of him is one he’ll remember forever. Corrin, exhausted and crying herself as the babe quieted down.

“He’s beautiful.” Xander whispered as he moved closer, taking note of how sore his hand was. Corrin gave a chuckle as she trailed a finger across Siegbert’s small forehead.

“He’s absolutely stunning…” Corrin said in return, eyes fixated on the babe.

Siegbert was quieting down and soon fell into a deep sleep, having his parents watch over him carefully as he slept in his mother’s arms. However, at sound of the rest of his family coming into the room, he was ready to start screaming again. Small lungs expelling force and sound as if it was all too much. Nevertheless, it was a moment in time where no matter what happened, this memory would be burned into their memories. Waiting to be fondly remembered down the long road ahead.

[zerolympiustrife]

ZOS’ short stories 6

Title: Cloud and Lucina’s Coping of the Multishipping Harem Hell, part 2

Lucina: Alright, so here’s what happened: I was walking out of my father’s home until I ran into Robin, who asked me for assistance. I asked what was wrong and he said that he needed help organizing all of his tomes properly because they were all scattered around on the floor of his office. After a good 10 minutes have passed, he thanked me and gave me a hug. I told him to think nothing of it and ran out of his office, only to run into Severa, who are glaring at me. I asked her “Is something wrong?” and she said “Yeah, we were supposed to be training for our next fight!” I was a bit confused from what she meant by that, but decided to oblige anyway. During our training, she caught me off guard by knocking my sword out of my hand and she sheathed her blade in victory. She said “Heh! I knew I could-” then tripped over to me and we both fell onto the ground. As she was getting up, we were both staring at each other face-to-face and her face start to turn red. “W-What are you looking at? Stop staring!” she said, as she quickly got back up. She held her hand out and helped me up. Then, Kamui appeared behind me and asked me if I wanted to go to the beach with her. I said “sure” and picked out a red bathing suit for me to go swimming. Kamui kept looking over me and said how adorable and gorgeous I looked. I was rather flattered by her humble comments until she licked my cheek like an animal. She said “this taste...this is the taste...of a wonderful woman.” I was starting to get all flustered and backed away from her until I bumped into Palutena and Camilla. Palutena said to me then to Kamui “Hello, Lucina. Mind if I steal your woman for while?” Then she grabbed my arm and said “Thank you.” Kamui tried to stop her, but Palutena teleported us away before Kamui could get the chance. Palutena and Camilla showed me to a hot springs and asked if I would be okay to join them. I said “sure”, grabbed a towel and we were both in the springs for a good 15 minutes. The two spent most of her time gazing at me, complementing how smooth my skin looked and how my father must be a wonderful man to have me as his daughter. At one point, they even huddled close to me, cheek-to-cheek. Camilla then asked if it was okay for her to wash my hair, only for us to be interrupted by Sakura from Hoshido walking into the room and asked me for assistance. I quickly got out of the springs and asked what she needed. She asked me to “pretend to be Marth” and take her on a date. I was a little weirded out by this request, but obliged nonetheless. I took her out on a picnic underneath a tree and the two of us began conversating about our families. At one point, she was slowly reaching her hand out to grab mine and I took notice. She apologized for trying to make such as “silly move”, but I told her “it’s okay” and I held out my hand for her to hold it. Her face immediately went red, grabbed my hand without hesitation, and said "Y-Your hand feels very warm and gentle.” Suddenly, she got distracted by something off into the distance and decided to check it out. I tried to follow her, but a black figure quickly stepped in front of me. That figure was Joker, aka Ren Amamiya. He asked me if I was interested in joining the Phantom Thieves, but I respectfully declined, saying that I didn’t want to leave my hometown and my family behind. He then said “then perhaps I’ll have to take your heart to change your mind...” and got in a little too close for comfort. Shulk then appeared and yelled Joker off. Shulk asked me if I was alright and I told him I was okay. He said he was worried that Joker was gonna do something rather funny and to me and offered to take me home. I accepted his offer and he walked me home, holding my hand. After walking me home, I opened the door and saw Richter in the kitchen, speaking to my father. I asked what he was doing her, and he asked me to help him on a quest to kill Dracula once again. I accepted his offer and we both stormed a big castle, slaying tons and tons of enemies. As we got into the throne room, we decided to waste no time killing Dracula head-on. After the vampire was successfully defeated, Richter thanked me greatly and offered to take me back home for my troubles. I accepted his offer and he gave me a piggyback ride all the way back to town. After successfully escorting me back, I ran right into Pit, who asked me if I was busy. I said “no” and he was more than happy to hear that. He grabbed my hand and we both went to an amusement park. We both had a lot fun playing games up until we decided to take a ride on the Ferris wheel. We were both looking at each other nervously until we heard a large explosion off into the distance. Specifically, the woods. Pit grabbed and carried me off to where the explosion was and we saw Link fighting against Ganondorf. The two of us decided to aid him and we successfully slayed the beast. Link thanked us both and gave me a big, warm smile. I couldn’t help but smile back at him until Inigo walked by and said “Ah! There’s that smile!” and walked towards me, wrapping his arm around my neck, chuckling. I couldn’t help but chuckle alongside him, although more nervously. Gerome noticed me off into the distance and ran towards me. He told Inigo off, saying “You’re making her uncomfortable!” and Inigo obliged saying “Okay! Okay! I wasn’t getting touchy with her. Honest!” Gerome looked over at me and asked if I needed another mask replace my old one, but I told him that I’m fine and thanked him for the offer anyway. I backed away from the boys (who were arguing with one another) until I accidentally bumped into Tiki, who said “Ah! Just the person I was looking for! Could you help me, Lucina?” I accepted her request and asked what she needed. Her face went red and said “C-Could you pretend to be Mar-Mar? Just for me?” Once again, I was a bit weirded out by this request, but obliged nonetheless. I put on my bravado persona and she giggled from my performance. She thanked me kindly, hugged me, and ran off. As I was looking around myself in the woods, I saw Samus, who was laying unconscious on the ground. I tried yelling at the boys to help me out, but suddenly, they were gone within a blink of an eye. So, I decided to take manners into my own hand and carried Samus to my home, bridal-carry style. She was slowly waking up from unconsciousness, looked at me, smiled, and said “my hero”. I was flattered by this statement and successfully carried her to safety with no problems whatsoever. After placing her onto my bed, I felt a dark presence downstairs and ran to see what the problem was...and I saw Grima. Possessing Robin. Again. He turned to notice me and I attempted to swing my sword at him, only for him to dodge, kick it out of my hand, and pin me against the wall. He looked at me with a malicious grin and said “Perhaps possessing a vessel like this was a mistake. Maybe...just maybe...you could make a better vessel than this one.” And right as he began to glow with an intense, dark energy, that’s when I woke up.

Cloud (eyes widened, which doesn’t happen often for him): Oof. Just...oof.

Lucina: “Oof” is right. Seems I wasn’t the only one coping about dreams like this.

Cloud: More like a Harem Hell.

Lucina: Is that what we call dreams like that?

Cloud: Perhaps.

Lucina: Then how do we cope with such weird dreams like this?!

Cloud: You’ll find a way. Me, on the other hand...BARKEEP! Get me something that’ll get me drunk fast.

*The barkeeper nods, hands him a bottle of wine*

Cloud: Thanks.

Lucina: ...Can I have some?

Cloud: You wanna drown this out too?

Lucina: Is this how you solve these...”Harem Hell” dream problems?

Cloud: To me, it does. If you wanna join in, then I won’t stop ya.

Lucina (completely naive to the concept of using alcohol to cope): Then allow me to join you! Barkeep, good sir, get me a bottle!

*The barkeeper nods, and does so. Cloud and Lucina clink their bottles together*

Cloud: To warriors who have had dreams like this.

Lucina: To warriors who have had dreams like this.

*Both take a swing of alcohol*

To be continued...

[chickenmcnuggies]

The newest update for Unofficial Gay Fates, bringing in 26 new supports, edits to old Revival Patch supports to bring them up to quality, as well as a new paralogue edit!  

The newly added supports are:  

Romantic: Odin x Jakob, Azama x Silas, Benny x Takumi, Subaki x Leo, Charlotte x Anna, Camilla x Peri, Sophie x Nina, Oboro x Arthur, Selena x Kagero, and Corrin(F) x Mitama (S)  

Platonic: Only Izana/Sakura this time!  

Parent Child: Odin/Dwyer, Jacob/Ophelia, Azama/Sophie, Silas/Mitama, Benny/Kiragi, Takumi/Ignatius, Xander/Shiro, Forrest/Subaki, Leo/Caeldori, and Ryoma/Siegbert  

Sibling: Dwyer/Ophelia, Sophie/Mitama, Kiragi/Ignatius, Shiro/Siegbert, and Caeldori/Forrest  

Fixed supports: Reina/Mozu, Asugi/Niles, Jakob x Kaze, Azura x Effie, Azura x Reina, Hinoka x Scarlet, Reina/Shigure PC  

We also added our first parent specific paralogue edit! Now, if Silas and Niles are married, the beginning and endings of Nina's paralogue will have dialogue to reflect it. No more Niles explaining his family drama to his husband!  

Also added: Unisex DLC Classes patch, Playable Lilith Mod patch.

As per usual, the update can be found at it's Gamebanana page: (x)

On a semi-related note, also check out the Playable Lilith mod I released earlier this week! (x)

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Big Sister Elise and Sakura were...?

This is an AU of an age swap in Fates where Elise and Sakura are the oldest. Youngest are Xander and Ryouma. Next oldest are Leo and Takumi and the next youngest are Camilla and Hinoka. This takes place in Conquest with Izana. To say the tensions between the two families in a single castle rose to a high level was putting it... mildly. Corrin sat there, silent and awkward as he watched his siblings try to not interact. Xander and Ryouma were, at least, civil. But they could see how they both looked to Corrin, wanting them to choose one of the two to talk to. The next younger pair of siblings were... not too good. Hinoka was acting strange to say the least, more angry and hostile. Camilla took it in stride, seemingly haughty about how they were being successful in the war. Corrin had already intervened once, but Hinoka's yelling chased him off, and so he told Camilla to leave her be, thankfully she listened. Takumi and Leo, their older brothers, were not getting along. Takumi seemed jealous. Naturally he was, as he spent his life training for the moment to take down Nohr, but it seemed his life's work was all for nothing. Leo was definitely smug, he was not even trying to hide it, like Camilla was attempting to do. Corrin sighed, then looked to find their older sisters. Only to see how they weren't around. 'Did they leave to fight? I hope not...' they looked to Azura. "Did you see Elise and Sakura?" Azura nodded, "Yes. They left to another floor, shall we go?" Corrin shook their head, "No, I need you to stay here. I'll go get my sisters." Azura didn't seem so sure, but she agreed. Corrin managed to find the room and stopped before opening. The voices of his sisters drifted into the hall. "You're taller Sakura, and much thinner too!" They blinked. Sakura? Not Princess first? Big Sister Elise was speaking so... formally. "Ah, yes I suppose I am, Elise. You have some muscle, yet still so beautiful." That compliment...! Elise giggled, bashful sounding, "Aww, you're too sweet to me!" They knew each other so well! They didn't know this. Could this help stop the war? They eagerly waited for details. "... The Raiginto does fit you. I'm glad it chose you." Elise commented. "And you with Siegfried." Sakura agreed. Corrin poked his head in and muffled a gasp. Elise and Sakura laid together, curled up and hands holding. They were... friends? No, something more! This was perfect. "Hey... I'm scared for you." Elise confessed. "Don't be, Elise. Hoshido can survive. I am afraid for you." Sakura snuggled closer to the other woman and Elise did the same, "For me? Oh yes... Father." Silence elapsed. "Elise... no matter what happens to me, please keep going." Elise looked up at the other girl, "What does that mean, Sakura? Nothing bad will happen!" Elise sounded confident, yet slightly scared. "In case Hoshido does fall and my life is gone... I want you to-" Elise pressed her lips to Sakura's. Corrin's eyes widened, jaw falling open. "Stop. Stop it, Sakura. Nothing bad will happen! I'll save you. I'll save you're siblings! And then we can... we can run away!" Sakura smiled, sad and yet amused, "Run where? You can't run from Garon, Elise. Please, my friend, my love... just stay with me. In this room, where no one will know of this." Elise looked away and sniffed. But Corrin could see her inching closer to Sakura. His sisters were... in love? And they both accepted the situation? Corrin closed the door. It was something he should've never seen, yet... he was glad he did. Then he had every reason to defeat Garon and save his siblings in Hoshido. Elise and Sakura deserved that much.