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he's not 'handsome' he's 'pretty' and 'beautiful'
one of the most "beautiful" fictional men ever made is venom snake
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one of the most "beautiful" fictional men ever made is venom snake
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i dont even remember if its on the Switch still i think so but idk...
my dad said he might play mario kart with me a few days ago because we were talking about video games through time (its fun becausem y mom and my dad have a bit of a age dif of like 6 years and my dad didnt really game a lot when he was young young so my mom will be like yeah my favorite was pac man and my sisters favorite was centipede and my dad is like my first favoirte video game was splinter cell chaos theory on the xbox do you remember that game. anyways he brought up mario kart and i was like i tear up at mario kart nobody wants to play with me because im too good and he was like i will play with you but i need to take dramamine
#maybe i should see if i can get him to play smash bros or FE or something#that is less motion sickness enducing
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my dad said he might play mario kart with me a few days ago because we were talking about video games through time (its fun becausem y mom and my dad have a bit of a age dif of like 6 years and my dad didnt really game a lot when he was young young so my mom will be like yeah my favorite was pac man and my sisters favorite was centipede and my dad is like my first favoirte video game was splinter cell chaos theory on the xbox do you remember that game. anyways he brought up mario kart and i was like i tear up at mario kart nobody wants to play with me because im too good and he was like i will play with you but i need to take dramamine
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"Inshalla he will OD soon" fucking sent me
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*flies away and builds a nest and lays a ton of eggs and hatches them into body parts and builds my body again and fuses back into a person* ahhh so boring
*head turns into a bird with my face as it's own head and flies off of my crumpling body*
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*head turns into a bird with my face as it's own head and flies off of my crumpling body*
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i'm lowkey an actual sexual criminal but i brush my teeth every morning so nobody GAF
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this has become like one of the songs i associate with being at the grocery store
also these
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they hit me with sticks at boyscout camp
4h was more fun than boyscounts 🖕🖕truthfully
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4h was more fun than boyscounts 🖕🖕truthfully
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aborted otaku older sister: i would have loved to yell at you for touching my $200 scale figure.. if i were alive..
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had avocado toast for breakfast todayt
lovveee <3
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basically its very easy to regress to a future you's idea of a earlier you which exists in a disassociated sense to the actual self, but the rest of the world around you will fail to regress with you. you can place yourself disassociated from the past self to turn the present self into a version of the past self (much like a painting is a version of a table of grapes) but the rest of the world wont change, which is the hard part, its been a issue i struggle to fix a lot. the idea is to create a sort of box with a controlled environment to best remedy this issue
the hard part is that its very easy to go back in time its just near impossible to compleley impossible to make the world around you also go baCK IN TIME sorry caps lock
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