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Back on my Warriors gets a loftwing shenanigans
Interested in my rambling?
So, what if the fact that warriors has the spirit of the hero was enough for a loftwing from the goddess to appear in some form during the war of eras.
So, Say he falls from skyloft during the battle and it looks like he's going to fall through the cloud barrier never to be seen again. Then He hears a sound which sounds like a whistle through his mind and copies it.
A loftwing call, Which summons a spirit loftwing encased in a golden hue to save him. He manages to return to the island much to the surprise of the skyloftian commanders who are very much surprised at the fact that a non-skyloftian has summoned a random (seemingly unbonded) loftwing to his aid.
He then spends some time bonding with the loftwing, and is told to take part in an all be it rushed skyloftian bonding ceremony after speaking to the elders of skyloft at the time.
Names the loft wing, Justice. Justice is a grass green feathered loftwing with emerald green and navy blue tipped feathers. The bond mist (eyes, from my loftwing bond headcanon) is emerald green.
During his campaign on skyloft he is taught how to fly and how to fight in the air with the skyloftians. Learning aerial combat with bows and is found to be quite good at it as long as the loftwing is flying in a straight line.
Once the campaign ends and he is summoned back to his time he says goodbye to justice, content on never seeing his companion loftwing again.
What warriors dosent see, is justice disappearing into golden light as he leaves. Returning to the light he came from.
Unless he ever finds himself back on Skyloft of course.
Warriors and Sky loftwing chats anyone?
#Justice my beloved loftwing#i want to colour this i love justice already#Warrirors dosent know skyloftian naming conventions and so goes extra and i love him for that#i could write a story about this#Warriors gets a lofting shenanigans#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu warriors#ramble corner with major#so many wips so many ideas#(Man i need to be doing things more important but...)#corner of headcanons#major writes#if i find a way to make this loftwing i will#curse my lack of drawing skills
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cw ⊹ ࣪ ˖ mention of/allusion to watersports
you and simon have this little game where he masturbates above you when he’s really pent up after overtime at the base. he’s on his feet all day, hardly has time to even use the lav, substituting meals for cigs, but the second he gets home all he wants is his sweet, little bird.
he’ll free his heavy cock, force you onto your sore knees, and order you to keep your head lolled back and mouth wide like you “often do” (the cheeky bastard). and then he’ll fuck his rough palm, humping into his hand while panting like a dog, pre dribbling down his thick shaft and into the blond curls at its base — and neither of you know whether he’ll piss or cum on your face :(
(“it’s better that way”, he smirks. “makes it more fun ‘cos you won’t ‘spect it.”)
and he’s bent on having fun, bent on reliving himself, getting lost in you — so if his pretty little bird even slightly closes their pretty little mouth, he’ll pry it back open with meaty fingers. work the rugged things into their jaw until it’s wider than it was before —
“be good f’me, hm? jus’ take it all down this pretty throat. you can do tha’, can’t ya’ … for poor lil’ me?”
and you’ll nod fervently, despite the ache in your jaw, the ever-growing dryness in your mouth. but it’s all worth it when his grip on your face slackens and his hold shifts into something akin to … tenderness.
he’ll cradle your chin, hold it like you’re something precious — something scarce, thumb running across your parched bottom-lip.
“tha’s it … jus’ like that,” he’ll murmur, and without warning, something warm’ll hit your lips, splatter into your mouth and down your chin.
it’s only after you risk a taste that you’ll know what it is.
“poor, ‘ungry baby,” simon’ll coo — all sweet words and a half-soothing tone — whilst massaging the fluid across your face with a dirty, calloused thumb.
he’ll look down at you with hooded eyes, blue turned black as he watches you wipe at your chin. “get back in ta’place, ‘m not finished with ya’ yet.”
masterlist <3
#soft launching my secret not-so-secret kink !#she says hello...(from the darkest corners of my brain)#simon riley smut#cod smut#simon riley x y/n#ghost smut#simon riley headcanons#cw piss#hark the angel’s sonnet ༒︎ ࣪ ˖#simon riley x gender neutral reader#simon x reader#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#ghost headcanons#ghost x reader#ghost cod#cod x y/n#cod drabble#cod x you#cod x reader#piss k1nk#simon riley x gn reader#simon smut
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The Boiled Buddy!!!
I’m slowly getting used to look at its pics without flinching, I’m getting stronger! (Having its plushy helps //uwu)
#the boiled one phenomenon#the boiled one fanart#the boiled one#phen 228#doctor nowhere#tw scopophobia#body horror#scopophobia#cw gore#the doodles in the two corners at the bottom are my headcanon on how it its- just random tendrils and guts snatching meat#*how it EATS omg
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APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW
‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️
Our babies are on Mars.
Freaking MARS.
Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.
(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)
In my mind:
SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*
WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*
More information can be found at:
#I am 137 years old and I rock in space with my husband#the world explode and these two survive#johnlockians have officially infiltrated nasa#me picturing sexy robotic arm doing sexy things to sexy camera#mr arthur conan doyle do you want to wake up a teensy bit to take a look at just the exact legacy you’ve accomplished#they are LITERALLY legendary enough TO BE ON FUCKING MARS#name me another ship famous enough to be launched into space by nasa#THERE ARE NONE#I think I’m going to curl up in a corner and cry a little bit now#johnlock#acd johnlock#bbc sherlock#sherlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#acd holmes#acd watson#sherlock fandom#johnlock headcanon#SHERLOC and WATSON#tjlc#nasa#buckingham-ashtray
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i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her
#he’s asking a random cat for a homework extension when minnie walks around a corner#and he is shocked every time#himbo james potter#marauders#sirius black#remus lupin#marauders era#james potter#wolfstar#mwpp era#marauders headcanon#marauders incorrect quotes#harry potter#minerva mcgonagall#dead gay wizards#atyd#atyd fandom#young marauders#the marauders#the marauders era#the marauders fandom#sirius#remus#james#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#mwpp#dead gay wizards from the 70s#marauders headcanons#the marauders headcanon#marauders era headcanons
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arlecchino likes slow kisses -- impassioned, battling, slow kisses, full of twirling tongues and silky moans. she likes to wrap a hand around your neck to crane your head back, nibbling on your lower lip and smiling at your whines. pinning you beneath her and keeping you at her mercy -- heat building between you two with ghostly friction and desperation. arlecchino likes to kiss you slow and build anticipation- to make you want it, to make you crave it, to the point you’ll brim your eyes with tears and try to guide her hand between your legs. you’re your prettiest when you beg and so she makes you do it again and again: huffing out breathlessly in between kisses.
she never gets tired of kissing you -- licking into your mouth, sucking on your tongue and dragging sharp teeth along the muscle, nipping your lips and pressing your mouths together until they swell-- that’s priceless; and more than that, it’s intoxicating. it ignites a carnal, desperate flame inside of arlecchino’s chest to where she teeters on the edge of sanity. she’ll come to needing you so much that her touches burn, singing through the fabric of your clothes until they begin to practically hang on by a thread, perfectly falling off of your frame. she likes you completely bare: kissed by the moon’s illumination and unable to preserve modesty. she can consume you both literally and figuratively: drinking in and committing your bare purity to memory before defiling every inch of your skin in traces of her. bites and scratches and fingerprints and hickeys trail from your neck to the ends of your legs, lighting every part on fire until you burn white hot--and then, only when you’re writhing for some ounce of direct pleasure, she will fuel your fire to an uncontained blaze.
arlecchino likes slow kisses because she can taste more of you. slowly slotting her mouth with the puffy curvature of your pussy, parting the labia as her mouth opens, allowing her tongue to slip through and tangle amongst your folds. agonizing, slow, deliberate kisses have her eyes closed, completely focused and enamored in the taste of you. tonguing through sloppy, syrupy folds and drinking as much of you in as she can. nudging her nose against your clit as she swirls and spins her tongue around--acting as though she was a master player and you were her instrument, being strummed to death and eliciting the most beautiful chords of music. she takes her time in devouring you, ensuring that no inch goes untouched and untasted because when she makes her way to your pulsing, weeping entrance, her performance reaches its climax and you’re along for the song.
arlecchino likes slow kisses because they crescendo into a form of heat unfelt and time melts away between your legs. those kisses are a catalyst for an enlightening, gut-wrenching climax, that makes all the time lost so, so worth it.
#ʚ cins corner ɞ#genshin impact smut#genshin impact x reader#genshin smut#genshin fanfic#genshin x reader#genshin headcanons#genshin x you#genshin imagines#arlecchino x female reader#arlecchino x reader#arlecchino x you#arlechinno x reader#arlecchino smut#arlecchino#reposting w working tags :(
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what’s jj maybank like in bed? 🤍
pairings: jj maybank x fem!reader
info/warnings: smut, suggestive talk, swearing. can maybe be read as gender neutral.
asks: open! 𝜗𝜚
a/n: this was a request! thank you to the person who wanted this!!
- stamina is insane, although not surprising considering how much he’s running from trouble.
you don’t even know what time it is, all you know is that you guys started at least an hour before sunset and now it’s almost dark out. you were completely winded even with jj doing most of the work.
“j.. jayj— can’t, it’s too much” you spoke the words in a breathy tone.
“jus’ a bit more baby, mhm?” the words were whispered, and you were wondering how he could gather himself so well for being so out of breath.
5 minutes later you guys were finished, he laid by your side and pushed the sweaty hair away from your forehead.
you let out a sigh and whispered. “you’re insane” he laughed and kissed your cheek with a mumbled “i love you” before laying his head down on your chest. he could hear your heart rate slowly coming down to normal and couldn’t hold back a laugh. you lazily slapped his head and he gasped. you shut your eyes and groaned
“shut up smartass”
- 𝜗𝜚
- loves to overstimulate you. finds it funny almost.
as you came down from your high you quickly processed the feeling of jjs tongue still moving on you. your left hand gripped his hair as your right gripped the headboard behind you. “it’s too much jay….” you sighed out, your legs involuntarily closing around his head.
his arms unhooked from atound your legs and went to your knees, pushing them open as he pulled back for a moment, looking up at you. “you can take it” he said in a sure tone before moving his head back down.
you wanted to, but your body was moving away from his mouth. you let out a quiet squeal as his tongue grazed you and he laughed against you, a vibration being sent through your body.
he gave a final kiss to your thigh before pulling away completely with a smile and kissing your hip bone before wiping his mouth.
“sorry baby” he spoke through a laugh, and if you weren’t so out of it right now you would’ve rolled your eyes and slapped him.
- 𝜗𝜚
- isn’t very vanilla but also isn’t into anything too crazy. handcuffing is probably the furthest he goes when it comes to things like that.
- 𝜗𝜚
- will try to do it anytime and anywhere.
“pleaseee..” he groaned, kissing behind your ear. you were on the boat, waiting for the others to come out and join. you’d say you have a good 10 minutes before everyone’s ready to go. you sighed and whispered. “fine… if we can be fast”
immediately jj was getting to work, kissing your neck and pulling down your swim bottoms along with his. He moved at a fast pace and although your mind was now on bigger things , you just hoped the others didn’t walk out of the chateau right now.
- 𝜗𝜚
- his favorite part of your body is your chest, no matter the size.
- 𝜗𝜚
- is very giggly during sex, always making slight jokes or laughing to make you more comfortable.
#gracie’s corner - 𝜗𝜚#jjssweetlover#jj maybank#jjmaybank x reader#jjmaybank smut#jj maybank headcanon#jj maybank imagine#jj maybank x fem!reader#jj maybank x you#jj maybank x reader smut#obx#obx headcanon#obx season 4#obx4#obx x reader#obx x you#obx x y/n#writing might be bad soso sorry
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heyy can you write some headcannons on Megumi having a crush and how would he act towards her? I can’t really picture him confessing honestly. thank you so much
cw: f!reader, aged up characters, profanity, alcohol, fluff, some hostile behaviour, misunderstandings word count: 2.2k a/n this was supposed to be like a short drabble but i am unable to do that lol (no tags)
Megumi doesn’t have a lot of experience when it comes to having a crush, because no one has managed to catch his eye. Therefore, the realisation that he might have a crush on you comes sneaking up on him. It’s not until he becomes aware that you infiltrate his mind during the most casual moments that it hits him.
He could just be running errands, and he could hear a song playing from a random clothing store he’s walking past and think this would definitely be a song you’d listen to. Or when he witnesses something funny and has to remember to tell you.
When it dawns on him, the first feeling that strikes him is guilt. He can’t help but feel a little sleazy, like he’s become one of those annoying guys who always whine about being stuck in the friend zone — that he is somehow breaking your trust by how he feels about you. So he tries to tell himself that it’s not serious, only silly infatuation because you’re pretty. Nothing more.
Turns out he couldn’t be more wrong, because you continue to plague his mind, the feelings only growing stronger. And with that frustrating new development, there’s a clear shift in your relation — not necessarily for the better. He’ll grow colder and harsher, his tone carrying a hostile weight it didn’t have before.
“Megumi,” you chuckled, “don’t be so proud. It would be easier to just take two trips than try to carry everything at once.“ There was playfulness to your tone that was nothing but kind, indicating that the atmosphere shouldn’t be anything but pleasant. “Yeah, I heard you the first time,” he grumbled in response, stubbornly turning his back to you before he continued as if you’d never said anything at all. You blinked at him a few times in utter disbelief at the unfamiliar edge to his words, waiting for him to face you again to ease the jab with a shy smile. “Oh, sorry,” you muttered carefully when he never met your gaze again. You took the hint, turning on your heel and leaving him alone. Whatever had gotten into him, he clearly didn’t want you around, and you weren’t going to hang around if he was on going to fire tiny comments at you. He shot you a modest look over his shoulder, mentally kicking himself over talking to you that way, and karma would come and bite him soon enough. With a deep sigh, he lifted all the bags, like he had insisted on doing, only to carry them a few feet before the first bag tore, spilling all the items around him. “Fuck.”
Megumi had hoped that putting that (unnatural) distance between the two of you would cause his feelings to disappear, but that quickly proved not to be the case.
After a month of minimal contact, where you only ever interact when you’re hanging out with the entire group, he finds himself missing you. It just wasn’t right not to share those stares whenever someone said something ridiculous, or immediately turn to you when he needed someone else’s opinion.
He decides he wants to ease his way back into your good graces — but he’s a little too embarrassed to straight out apologise for the way he’s been treating you. So he starts off by tuning down his frown towards you when hanging out the whole group.
“Okay, guys, next one- guys, attention over here!” Nobara’s strict voice cut through the crowd, causing the chatter to calm down enough for her to ask the next question. “Who’s most likely to forget to text back?” Without hesitation, Yuji slung the ping pong ball to Megumi, who caught it with one hand — expecting it to come flying in his direction. “Drink up, Fushiguro!” “You know, it’s not that I forget. I just choose not to answer you,” Megumi mocked him before taking a swig of his drink. He couldn’t care less about the offended sounds that stuttered out of Yuji, because he was too hung up on how he had managed to draw the sweet sound of your chuckle from your lips. “Okay, Fushiguro. Who is most likely to make you smile? I’m surprised if there’s anyone that can make you smile,” Nobara snickered, biting the edge of her plastic cup. He rolled his eyes at her comment before swiftly throwing the ball confidently in your direction, causing you to jump a little as it lands in your lap. Your eyes found his immediately, lips parted in surprise. He drew his lips into an awkward line, heat rushing to his cheeks when you tilted your head at him, hiding the warm smile he caused behind your cup as you took a sip.
After that, things go back to normal — well, somewhat normal. You definitely go back to how your friendship used to be before the small hiccup. Megumi, however, has a hard time keeping his cool around you.
The whole ordeal has him easily irritated. Though after you’re little ‘break’, he makes sure never to take it out on you, but that doesn’t mean you don’t witness it. He didn’t have to struggle with something for long before a string of curses escapes him, before he inevitably gives up on whatever task is at hand — only for you to pick it up instead and immediately fix it.
He hates how you disturb every aspect of his life. Before you, he could lay down in his bed and fall asleep the second he closed his eyes. Now… he’d toss and turn into the lonely hours of the night.
During the day, he has (what he thinks is) a very pathetic need to be close to you whenever he has the chance. He tries to play it off as casually as possible, leaving the room when you do because “he needs to stretch his legs” or coming with you to the store even though he doesn’t need anything because “he could do with some fresh air”. Your presence is just comfortable to him, and he wants to wallow in it as much as possible.
Things and gestures he never really thought twice about before, suddenly has his mind raze a million miles an hour. Small things, like when you wanted to show him a funny video and as you hand him your phone, his entire body would feel like it was on fire when your fingers grazed his so gently. Or when you noticed a strand of hair on his shirt, you would simply reach out and remove it, and he instantly became insanely aware of himself.
“All I’m saying, is if Yuji really wanted to, he would just set his alarm-“ Time suddenly moved in slow motion, eyes following your every move as you simply leaned forward, two fingers delicately pinching the stray hair that had landed on his shoulder before rubbing your fingers together to let it fall to the floor. Were you crazy? Why would you do that to him? His breathing picked up its pace, as he now could physically feel every fibre and atom in his body. And now nothing about the way he sat or moved his arms felt natural, entirely convinced you would be able to see right through him. “Hey, Megumi!” Your voice finally snapped him back to the moment, staring at you with big eyes as you were sporting a rather confused expression. “Hmm?” “Did you lose your train of thought or something? You suddenly just stopped talking,” you chuckled. “Uhm, yeah, sorry. Where was I,” he said, shaking his head, trying desperately not to think about how you had taken such an innocent act and made it feel so incredibly intimate.
You do pick up on the change in his behaviour. He isn’t as subtle as he thinks when he purposely lingers around you after everyone has left. And whenever the group does something together, he makes sure to take the seat next to you.
Had it been anyone other than Megumi, you would never have thought twice about the behaviour — but when Megumi, who had always preferred to just keep to himself, suddenly seeks the company of another person, of course one raises an eyebrow in speculation.
You don’t want to assume anything, though. He could just feel bad for how he treated you and this was his way of apologising without saying the words. Nonetheless, you did not mind it at all.
Megumi has no plans on confessing whatsoever. He tries to convince himself he is perfectly content with living in the agony of admiring from your side, even though he’s slowly dying as the feelings just keep growing for every time he watches you smile.
“You know he likes you, right?” Nobara stated confidently as she licked her ice cream. You huffed a laugh, turning to look at her with your eyebrows pinched together. “Yeah, okay.” “Come on! You’re lying if you haven’t noticed.” “There’s nothing to notice, Nobara. He just feels bad for our little falling out,” you sighed as you turned to look at him and Yuji again. Much to Megumi’s dismay, Yuji had forced him on his feet to help him with setting up the chairs and table for the small get together he had arranged that evening. From afar it only seemed like Megumi was scolding Yuji for messing up the chairs again, very clearly frustrated by his inability to perform what was supposed to be an easy task. You felt Nobara’s inquisitive squint drill into your side. “You’re so full of shit.” You spun your head to scowl at her, offence written all over your features. “Well, he’s never going to come clean so you’re going to have to take the lead there.” She earned herself a weak kick to the heel before you shifted your attention to the two boys again, who seemed to be unbelievably lost. After a few seconds, Megumi turned towards you, instantly locking eyes with you. His lips turned upwards in a sweet smile as his hand raised in a small wave.
Megumi will continue to stay close to you, endlessly embarrassed every time you have his voice hitch in his throat because you’re just to breathtaking when doing… anything really.
After Nobara was the first person to breathe life into the idea of his crush on you out loud, it suddenly seemed like that was the reason behind everything he did. You couldn’t hide behind the suspicion that he felt guilty anymore, because it had gone on for too long.
Once you see it, how devoted he seems to be to you in the most mundane aspects of your life, you quickly realise that the feeling is mutual. There’s something about being the one person to melt the heart of the most stoic person you know. How he who always parades around with a grumpy expression, avoiding other people, chooses to basically follow you around with just the tiniest smile dancing at the corner of his lips at all times.
“You can have it,” Megumi said, sliding the plate with the last slice of pizza directly in front of you. “What?” “I said you can have it,” a slightly teasing lilt to his voice. You only stared at him with big eyes before your eyebrows narrowed. “You always claim the last slice.” He simply shrugged. “‘M not hungry.” You leaned back in your seat, crossing your arms over your chest and you simply stared at him, trying to uncover whatever was running through his mind. His face slowly turned the faintest shade of red before he finally managed to avert his gaze. “Time to spit it out, Fushiguro,” you demanded. “Since when do you use my last na-“ “Don’t try and change the subject.” Your sudden strict tone had him swallow the lump in his throat. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” he whispered coyly, fingers toying with the unused fork in front of him. “Do you like me?” The blunt confession had his heart beat against his chest with the force of a thousand suns, pounding so loud it filled his ears, eyes drawn to yours again. “Of course, we’re friends-“ the sentence died in his throat at the fierce scowl you gifted him, head tilted forward in annoyance. “Yes.” The creased evidence of previous frustration relaxed as the innocent word spilled from his lips, shoulders slumping in a new sensation of peace. On the other side of the table, Megumi sat with the most intense stress he could ever remember feeling, only reinforced by how calm and quiet you became. “Huh,” you said lightheartedly. “Why didn’t you just say so?” It was his turn to furrow his eyebrows, surprised by the casual tone in your voice. “I like you too, dumbass.” “Oh,” he blinked. His heart slowly started to calm down to try and ground himself in order to deduce if this was one of his countless dreams of you or not. After a second, a genuine warm smile came to show on your lips, one of those that always made his heart skip a beat, and he realised this was in fact real.
Megumi having a crush on you works out in his favour in the end.
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Twilight, squeezing Anya in a tight snuggle hug: I'm not doing this for me, this is for her and therefore the mission.
Twilight, gently rocking her while shes wrapped up in a nice blanket: Hugging can be extremely beneficial at this age. Better immune system means more days studying at full potential and less sick days. It's for the mission.
Twilight, letting Anya snuggle up to him while he works: Improved confidence and decreased fear and anxiety, good for her goal of becoming an imperial scholar. It is for the mission.
Twilight, cuddling Anya in his bedroom after she came in despite not being allowed in there: Most importantly, frequent hugs can keep her calm and allows me to help her regulate her emotions since she's too young to do it by herself. Only for the mission
Anya, being crushed alive by her father because he had a scary mission: I don't think I'm the one who needs these hugs, my dude
#spy x family#sxf#loid forger#twilight#anya forger#headcanon#yor is in the corner crying and calling yuri to come over so she can hug him#twilight is a cuddle monster#do not give that man permission to hug you or he will not let go- i repeat- he will NOT let go#he just ends up dragging anya around like a ragdoll#i hc that anya gained a lot of weight since she was first adopted and is genuinely much heavier and twilight refuses to acknowledge it#is it go for him to be carrying around an almost 50 pound child#his back would argue not but his anxious uneasy soul says its for the mission
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GOLD STAR FOR YOU
Acotar Crack Headcanons
In which Reader introduces gold star stickers in the bedroom. Reader x everybody. Poly type deal. And it is most definitely a competition. There are sticker charts. Gold prize - for the male with the most stickers? A week alone with reader. No interruptions. No sharing.
(This crack list is brought you especially by the shared brain rot with @chairofchaos . Please enjoy our devolution into smut headcanons that tonight has brought us.)
Azriel:
Confused at first
When he realizes he’d be SO into the competition element
So competitive
“How many does this get me” as he’s just pounding
“And this?”
It devolves because you stop being able to give him stickers
“What about this, baby? What if you can’t walk tomorrow? How many stickers do I get then?”
You can’t do a damn thing about it as the sticker sheets fall from your hand
But when you’re done
The two of you curled up together
You take the whole sheet and start giving him stickers, one by one
He’s smirking as you line them up in rows along his chest and arms
Then you finally put one on his nose, grinning as you recall the feeling of his head between your legs
“It was that good, huh? Maybe we’d better try to one up ourselves. See how many stickers I earn from you then.”
Helion:
Catches on quickly
He goes out that day to buy his own sticker sheets
Likes to give them to you too
Gives himself gold stars for how often he can make you moan
“Yep… that’s another one FOR ME”
Gives zero fucks about the overall competition
He just likes being in competition with himself
Puts the stickers on his nipples like pasties with a shit eating grin
Eris:
You reach back to place a sticker on his thigh
He stills immediately
When you explain it, he’s so hurt about being interrupted
“What the fuck? What is this childish game?”
“Do not place your shiny sticker on me, woman.”
“I am doing sexy things here – leave me be”
He peels it off his thigh, sticks it on the small of your back and keeps going
He still kisses the star when he’s done
“So the stickers are a no?”
He’d sigh and kiss your forehead
“Just tell me first next time. I don’t like surprises.”
Cassian:
Has monkey brain - is super into it
“STICKERS? SAY LESS”
Adds his own prizes to the mix
Is competitive but really just cares about making you feel GOOD
The stickers and prizes are just a bonus.
Walks around shirtless just to show off his stickers
“These are my rewards! Don't you like them?”
He has a sticker chart on the back of the bathroom door where he collects his stickers at the end of each day.
Eventually he just starts sticking them to random things around the house - mirrors, his daggers, the kitchen cabinets.
Lucien:
You give him a sticker on the forehead during oral
his little mechanical eye like gleams at you as he SMIRKS
he’s like 'hmm what's this?"
He takes one off the sheet and does his little smirk and the star just GLOWS
he sticks it on you down there
because he LOVES TO EAT
gives a little predatory grin as he crawls over you to move to the next thing
Tamlin:
Gets distracted by you placing the sticker on his shoulder
Pauses mid thrust
“No no dont stop”
“What… what is that?”
“It’s a sticker. You’re doing a good job. Keep going”
“... what?”
He’s so confused
He doesn’t keep moving
You take the sticker back - “You stopped moving. You stop. You lose the sticker.”
He does NOT like the stickers
“Please put them away.”
He’s very butthurt over losing his only sticker
Immediately flaccid
Rhys:
Isn’t a part of the competition
That male is interested in Feyre and Feyre ONLY
Hears about the competition from Azriel
Immediately goes to Feyre
“We need to buy gold star stickers.”
“Why?”
“Trust me, Darling. Gold. Stickers.”
Your next visit to the river house becomes an adventure of finding all the places where the two of them left stickers while Rhys grins and Feyre rolls her eyes with a laugh
Your favorite find is under the tablecloth, where it’s next to a golden paint smear
“We recreated our mating night for the anniversary,” Rhys whispers to Cassian conspiratorially
He’s intentionally loud enough for all of you to hear
He doesn’t really understand the rules
He just likes the idea of putting the stickers everywhere him and Feyre fucked so he can show off.
#acotar crackfic#poly acotar#azriel#azriel shadowsinger#azriel x reader#helion#helion acotar#helion x reader#eris vanserra#bonus feysand#eris vanserra x reader#cassian acotar#cassian lord of bloodshed#cassian x reader#lucien vanserra#lucien vanserra x reader#tamlin#tamlin x reader#acotar smut headcanons#acotar smut#acotar males#chaos and ninth#meet me at the corner of Chaos and Ninth#gold star crack fic headcanons#gold stars everywhere
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y'know they could've at least picked a better team name
#don't mind the box in the corner next to willy it's based off a meme i saw on pinterest of a guy submerged in a bathtub#it's fitting for him tho#die bitch#willy stampler#barry oak#bill close#bill's design is based off friend's description/headcanons of him btw#he's such an asshole#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and daddies fanart#dndads fanart#dndads season 1#omega dads#dndads omega dads#dndads purple robes
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bby floyd sleeping with their dad's vest
#drew this back in january and i just (again) realized i never posted it#cuz i wanted to draw another pic to go with it after i was done with this one and i had a realization#a pic of their mom and JD just watching them in the doorway with sad smiles#bc for a second Tulip thought she saw her husband with the way Floyd's and Clay's hair are layered and Floyd wearing the vest#😭😭😢#my art#trolls#dreamworks trolls#trolls floyd#floyd is 11 here. the baby#trolls clay#trolls spruce#kinda#brozone#young brozone#i used to sleep like that as a little kid#just grasping the corner of a blanket or pillow#i headcanon they shared a bed. jd was there too until they got too big to fit all four. so then jd slept on the couch
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to anyone who still isn’t on board with percy jackson as marine veterinarian, i ask you to consider something
percy wearing scrubs
#sorry for the long post#also#insert stubble beard#call him mcdreamy#because#it’s giving derek shepherd#and with his tan complexion and sarcastic troublemaker smile he looks look like a beach dude in scrubs#the bead necklace and arm tattoo probably doesn’t help#GUYS HE’S GONNA BE A DILF#AHHHH#i need to calm the fuck down#somebody put me in a corner#percy jackson#marine vet percy#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#pjo headcanons#lol#greys anatomy
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Remember when I pitched the concept of Chuuya developing a fear of lightning/electricity after the events of Storm Bringer and the Dragon's Head Conflict?
Thunder doesn't bother him, he deals with loud noises on the daily. No, it's the lightning itself that gets to him.
So obviously the solution is to close his eyes and wait for the storm to pass while berating himself because he should be better than this.
#t'was supposed to be a sketch/doodle what happened#fun fact: the previous post i made was too vague in being fanart so i have a whole branch of random blogs-#-aesthetic blogs and random users- reblogging it because they too enjoy watching the thunderstorm pass!!#sorry i made you reblog a funny little anime guy#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd chuuya#bsd nakahara chuuya#nawy's art#and surprising no one it's a different rendering style AGAIN#the window in photobash + filters I did not want to spent time on that side#btw if that headcanon inpires/d you or if you share it i need the link sent to me don't leave me hanging alone in my corner
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I really love the thought that cyberformed humans still have human biological hangups, so-
Imagine the Autobots panicking over the sparklings "excessive" levels of sleep because humans run on a far shorter time shift (aka 24-hour days). The kids are cranky as hell because they need their Earth daily naps, but the Autobots are poking them awake since the 'bots are still running on Cybertronian time.
No one is surprised by Miko or even Raf biting hands, but it gets to the point where the sparklings start hiding for uninterrupted naptime in tight, dark spaces where 'bots can't easily reach. Like inside a seal vent shaft, behind the shelves of berths, and a really deep, well-dug hole under the main computer.
Unfortunately, that freaks out the Autobots further since that behavior is seen as a bitlet stress response. Made worse since the kids are Seekers or close to it as Miko is a Seeker sparkling, Jack is capable of flight, and there's a theory that modern Seekers are descendants of Predacons. Basically, Seekerkin sparklings have innate drivers to stay with their flocks and units, to consistently touch their guardians/parental bonds, so for the kids to ignore the Autobots can be taken as a major sign of abuse or something really wrong as Seekerkin are a very social frame-types.
Cue Agent Fowler to the rescue as he has to use plain English to explain that the kids just want uninterrupted naps because, well, they're babies. It's good for them. A necessity. No one wants to be sleep-deprived.
Because Agent Fowler has a gut feeling that if June Darby gets a word about this, then she'll raise hell and give Ratchet so much grief as the medic is taking it so personally. She'll move in and become a domestic menace.
#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#miko nakadai#jack darby#raf esquivel#agent fowler#june darby#cybertronian biology#humans into Cybertronians#humanformers#maccadam#my thoughts#my writing#tf headcanons#look if agent fowler ever converts a corner of his office into a napping spot then#he'll get sad Autobot noises outside his door. he will learn to differentiate them based on it.#creature#magic#yep it's an other verse too lol
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🤟🤟🤟
#doodle#stardew valley#stardew valley sam#sdv sam#just a regular workday at joja#i have this headcanon where sam is rocking the air guitar in between the aisle of joja mart#and like morris will be walking by on the way to the office or something#but like he sees sam at the corner of his eye and is about to scream at our ray of sunshine#but jokes on him sam is casually doing his job properly#moris stops mid yell and grumpily walks away#this happens all the time it makes morris paranoid#he tried getting security cams in but like joja doesnt care and just sends those round mirror things#shane installs them but warns sam where the blind spots are#and sam just rocks on#also shane and sam share music during their breaks#infact shane gives sam his old tapes and walkman#sam teaches shane how to use spotify#lmao
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