#coolest assassins

[joncronshawauthor]

Discover the Most Intriguing Assassins' Guilds in Popular Novels

In the shadow-drenched corridors of fiction, there are establishments that don’t bother with such trivialities as customer service or opening hours, unless, of course, you count opening hours as the time it takes to open a lock or someone’s throat. Welcome to the world of assassins’ guilds, where the members are always sharp, both in wit and weaponry. Here are some of the coolest guilds where…

[shslprince]

I think maki would perfectly rock 2000s goth fashion ngl

[tweetsongs]

sakamoto days is so fun bc ostensibly sakamoto's the protagonist but really it's about shin slowly realizing that he's a shonen protagonist and collecting a friendship(?) harem through the power of kindness and also telepathy

[mollydewinter]

My absolute favorite trope is kooky grandpa Edward bc like he KNOWS he wasn't supposed to live this long but he did so now he's not going to make it everyone's problem but he is going to make it haytham's problem SPECIFICALLY

[crossdressingdeath]

I love that the Crows have a casino, by the way. Like, I've mostly been thinking about that first quest in terms of getting Lucanis and the interactions between de Riva, Viago and Teia but the Crows just have a casino! Called the Cantori Diamond, because the Crows are extremely unsubtle. It looks like we might be able to explore it at least a little too; it looks like there is a modelled interior, but on that first visit a cutscene triggers as soon as you enter so it's hard to say how much of the casino is available for exploring. I hope a lot of it, give me the fancy casino run by professional assassins.

[bigmamamads]

Whenever I get into a new piece of media/fandom I physically can't stop myself from immediately making a self insert for that universe. It's actually a problem. Somebody sedate me.

[ship-garbage-pile]

i am 99% sure the moment every Unity player had gotten the Shay outfit, we all envisioned an AU where he was Elise's Templar bodyguard

[shadelesssocket]

it was my birthday today and my dad got me every ac novel because i showed him my copy of forsaken once. omg :))

[joelletwo]

[i NEED to be meal prepping] if i had to tally up my fav non-main-char guys in gintama. it is of course. itou. 18th yaemon. host club man. shirino douman (i forgot about him hes a main char to me). [struggling really hard to think of a non-main woman who was interesting so this isnt just a dudes zone list] um. oh wait genuinely azumi

[radicalshrimp77]

got a pair of assassin snails and they’re breedig already?????? heterosexuality is fucking up my ecosystem!!!!! (/j i have it under control,, also ignore my obnoxious kuhli loaches 🫡)

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

I’ve actually talked to borba (the author) about this before, n you’re pretty much right. the abortion comic happened because he wanted to tell a wild soap-opera type story, n it takes place in zootopia bc he noticed there weren’t any hybrid animals living there so he was curious as to whether interspecies breeding was a thing that happened at all. n because that first one takes place in zootopia, so do all its follow-ups. occam’s razor wins yet again

he does ALSO have an unrelated zootopia comic about a polar bear mafia prostitution ring though. that one follows two straight up ocs but their relationship with one another + with sex work is very compelling. I’m not really sure why this one also takes place in zootopia. probably just for the meme if we’re being honest

I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works

[turnip-o-lantern]

No spoilers dont worry

I havent entirely finished shadows campaign in sonic x shadow generations but oh my fucking god

We are so FUCKING BAAAAACK

Once i get back from my errands imma finish this game and imma cry tears of joy (again)

[gothsuguru]

i’m gonna be fully insane on the TL when this bad bitch gets animated… nagumo from sakamoto days i love you

[this-dude-over-here]

I highly doubt that the backpack the NYPD found is even relevant to the healthcare CEO assassin, but if it is true and his backpack really was filled with monopoly boardgame money, this is genuinely the coolest person ever. This guy is the fucking riddler and he is so so cool about it.

[portuguesedisaster]

Re-reading one of my childhood favourites and 20s Carol 100% agrees with late 00s/early 10s Carol: Halt is really cool.

[sarahcmarie]

People always look up to the bats whether they are civilians or hero’s themselves but they don’t know all of the batshit (ha) crazy or stupid things they do

Bruce is one of the most guilty of this but only his kids know it Especially Tim and dick who has seen trip on his cape more than once tim once saw Bruce get a concussion only for Bruce to try (and fail) to convince Tim he was fine

But that doesn’t mean the other kids don’t share this trait

Dick is the hero that other hero’s look up to that being said this man has done some pretty stupid shit including but not limited to getting shot and not telling anyone because he “didn’t think it was that big of a deal”

When dick was a teenager he got into a argument with Bruce and decided the best course of action was to steal Bruce’s car with Roy and do donuts in a abandoned parking lot at two in the morning which led to them crashing it on accident

He and Jason once got into an argument and didn’t talk for almost a week everybody assumed it had to have been something horrible but in all actuality they got into an argument over what house dick would be in if he were in Harry Potter

Jason will never say it but he’s a bat through and through which comes with doing the stupid shit the bats do

Jason although will never admit it but he saw dick do a trick over patrol and thought it was the coolest thing ever and attempted it himself and sprained his ankle

One time Jason and Roy got so drunk they sang the entire sound track to frozen one and two and lost their voices because of it only Kory knows this

Tim is a special case because he was raised by Janet drake so he knows how to put up a very convincing façade but he has his moments just like the rest of the family

He once went so long without sleep he had an entire conversation with a wall thinking it was Bruce

Tim had forgotten about family movie night and so he had gotten really high with YJ but by the time he remembered it was to late and he was so high he could hear colors nobody ever found out how high Tim was but trying to keep his family from figuring out that he was high was more scary then any rouge Tim had ever faced

Damian was raised by the league of assassins flaws were trained out of him… that being said he is his fathers son which means he had his moments just like the rest of the family

He once spent an entire conversation (rant) with Jon in Arabic until jon sheepishly reminded him he didn’t speak that language and asked him to repeat it English

Despite everything Damian is still totally convinced he could beat Superman in a fight if he had to without any help

Point being the bats are some of the smartest idiots in the world