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zero memory of reblogging this but that’s fine

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"I AM THE REAVING TEMPEST INCARNATE!"

I find it hilarious hearing 3 different types of "BEHOLD" only for this to happen because I'm a dumdum:

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Inspired by a fun lil conversation in chat during @willvoiceit's stream today.

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Guys. Guys.

The new William the Conqueror BBC flick has PERIOD-ACCURATE TINY HORSES

NO STRUTTING ON FRIESIANS, WE GOT WAR PONIES BAYBEE

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Good work.

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Cover artist: George Wilson The Twilight Zone #11 (Gold Key, May 1965)

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the infuriating thing is that there is genuinely so much good queer literature out there, contemporary and not, but there is also a sizeable chunk of readers who think that a book only "counts" as good queer literature if it's a) unproblematic, b) contains romance as its central focus, and c) has the characters state their orientation and/or gender identity directly to the audience using socially acceptable 21st-century terms (as opposed to resorting to cowardly tactics such as Subtext and Themes)

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yeah, yeah, i know, luo guanzhong made one of the most influential works of chinese literature of all time. sure, i get it. that’s pretty impressive. it’s just that i’ve been working on a little book called “romance of the four kingdoms”. which is one better than his thing. but whatever

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gamers who spam through tutorial instructions or skip cutscenes and then complain that the gameplay is frustratingly unintuitive or that the story sucks are equivalent to those online cooking weirdos where they substitute carrots for chocolate and then complain to the author of the article that the recipe is a failure. bestie perhaps look inwards

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one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

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80 indoctrinating the children of earth with the Land of Light's views

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Data Riku is incredibly funny cause he's really not connected to Riku at all, he's like the A.I. of the data gathered from Jiminy's journal and the only reason he looks like Riku is because the journal A.I. figured that if it was coming from Riku, Data Sora would immediately like it and do anything it asked and it was entirely correct in that assessment

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Obsessed with this little freak and her single, barely-functioning brain cell. Deranged individual. Peak Inoue character. I'd say she's precious and needs to be protected at all costs, but honestly I'm way more invested in what kinds of messes she gets herself into.

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takatora: what a man that kazuraba kouta is... I understand what you see in him, mitsuzane. the next time you see him, would you please tell him that I'm single and don't have a wife

micchy: (thinking) I have to kill kouta before he fucks my brother