#cool beds for kids

[captainmaxatx]

Omega! Logan who was born in the 1800s when secondary gender roles were very prevalent but it actually really suited him and he wanted to be a home maker and have a bunch of pups but he was always too big and hairy and and not seen as a good Omega. Alphas would sleep with him but never treat him the way they would a “proper” omega and they didn’t ever want anything serious because it’s like almost shameful to have a big hairy omega.

Then times change and Omegas start breaking out of the cookie cutter roles and they go into the work force and what not (feminism but it’s omegas) and Logan is very happy for them he thinks they all deserve the right to choose, but still no one wants him. And everyone expects him being an omega with the way he looks to be at the forefront of the movement to want the change for himself, but he doesn’t.

And over the years he toughened up and stops looking to start a family and put his dreams on the back burner to become what everyone expected of him.

And then everything happens and all the sudden Logan finds himself in a universe without secondary genders, where he isn’t a too big and hairy omega, he’s just some guy.

And unintentionally he finds his way into the role he’s always craved, where he takes care of the home and the dog while Wade makes the money, and it’s the closest he’s ever been to the life he wanted. He mostly retires from fighting and heroing, but now he’s ready for a new challenge. And being near Laura has only served to dig up that old desire and instinct he tried to bury so long ago

And I mean, even if the mutant hate wasn’t as bad as it is in Logan’s old world there was still a time here not to long ago when mutants were ran out and scattered around the world. And now with the people at Xavier’s working on getting the Mutants back into the city trying to re group with their still dwindling numbers. I mean Logan and Wade should help with the mutant re population efforts, who better to do that then two very eager immortals who can heal from anything and with a whole gang of friends around them for free child care.

[hayaku14]

IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

[justaturtleindisguise]

GUESS WHO MADE A SPIDER SONA??

Thales made a spider sona !!

with a symbiote because i'm obssesed with the Venom movies they're everything to me

look at this silly alien hoodie. look at her

she's literally everything

anyways Maron and Peste still don't have lots of lore per se, but I have so many ideas my brain is goin' to explode

[auspicioustidings]

Ghost and Soap have one kid. They did not particularly want a kid, it was through a very bizarre series of events they wound up with one. But my God do they adore the fuck out of their little princess. You bet your ass Ghost is having tea parties with her when she's little. Soap dresses as the princely compliment to her princess every Halloween.

The issue is that Price and Gaz have 5 kids, all boys (they thought they had 4 boys a girl, but their eldest corrected them pretty early on), all rough and tumble. And yeah the MacTavish's know that they shouldn't be so reluctant to have the kids spend time together, but their little girl is shy and sweet and they don't want her getting trampled by this bunch of wildlings.

Anyway, I can just see a whole childhood full of antics because the parents are competitive and think their kid(s) is better than the other families' kid(s). And then when they start getting older a blind panic happening with the adults because uh oh is anyone else starting to get the sense that all of the Price kids might have a sort of thing for the MacTavish kid? Soap and Ghost cannot possibly have that, their little sweet baby angel will actually never be getting a romantic interest thank you very much she will stay at home with her dads forever. For Price and Gaz they just don't want to be in-laws because they occasionally have intimate relations with Ghost and Soap and they think it would make it weird :')

[koko2unite]

[wilson-is-a-slut]

per hilson, house would have 100% told wilson get the bed he wanted, but would he have knowingly let wilson get the water bed?? a bed that’s not good for anyone’s back (or bum leg for that matter) and one that wilson didn’t keep in the original timeline anyways

wilson would have told house he wanted the water bed, but would house have been “ok let’s see how this plays out, I’ve been in worse pain before” or “fuck that, my leg won’t be able to put up with a water bed”?

I still can’t get the “bad wilson is the water bed” quote out of my brain and I’m wondering to what effect hilson would have had on the water bed

[spaghett-onaplate]

depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed

[mango-mya]

Ollie oyl 😕

[effervescentdragon]

my bed tonight is a child's bed-house ☺️

[puppyeared]

Pyew!!

[dedenneblogs]

(heartbreak high) that one babysitting format meme

but my fun lil spin on it

[whoblewboobear]

Ourgh Porter and Jace taking a day off work to stay in bed and make out and have slow lazy sex. Porter eventually gets up to make them something to eat and Jace follows and watches from the bar stools, endlessly complimenting him and flirting with him until Porter is done. Porter can’t help but pull Jace into his lap and feed him in between little kisses.

They needed this, needed something slow and sweet in between all of the chaos. Jace smiles at Porter and goes “let’s leave town together,” and it’s so cheesy that Porter can’t help but laugh. He wants to be a god, he does(?) But he is considering it. What it would be like to get out of Elmville and go somewhere new with Jace. To start over. To forget about shatterstars and trade them in for something that isn’t built on rage. He loves Jace, he’s tumbled it around in his mind long enough to be sure. He’s never been so sure about anything.

He can see them getting married, starting a family. Starting their own traditions, holidays, meeting each other’s parents. He always wanted that, a house filled with kids and noise and so much love. Power doesn’t compare to that, being a god- it was already a long shot, right? They don’t have the name. They’ve searched everywhere, they’re running out of time with Arthur set to return soon.

“What’s going on in there?” Jace questions, cupping Porter’s cheek in his hand. It’s so soft Porter almost misses the small ounce of hope dancing on Jace’s words.

“Let’s do it.”

[w0rm-3nthus14st]

alpha dave is like an uncle to me

that man cannot raise a child but he sure as hell can be an irresponsible role model

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

*taps microphone* so i’d just like to talk about all the little kids in coruscant who would absolutely be out of their mind with love and awe for the corrie guard, and their fire engine red painted armour

these kids

these kids would wait at their windows to watch them drive past their window on a scheduled patrol. they’d be so thrilled to see them in the market. or when Fox is standing next to Palpatine in the press in his extra red paint

their parent will be like ‘want to talk to them?’ and the kids will get all shy.

they might even draw pictures of them to give to them

because no matter what the adults think, abiut flesh droids or military police being given more and more responsibility (that theybwould see as power) as the war went on, but little kids know what’s up. they know how cool garbage men are, and fire men (with the shiny red paint), and other civil servants that adults don’t think are awesome but kids know

and you know, you just know that Sergeant Hound, with his cute mastiff and awesome bucket paint would be the absolute pinnacle of coolness to an eight year old coruscanti child

[asleepinawell]

my aunt just dosed february lolol and lmao

[crazylittlejester]

Watching Dungeon Meshi is such an Experience because on top of everything going on in the show, every time Laios opens his mouth that is Damien Haas from Smosh my favorite youtube channel, unintentional creator of a line me and my friend have been repeating to each other for years and something i might engrave on a ring one day as a joke

the smosh -> dungeon meshi pipeline is an insane one i fear