#cooking queer

[incorrectly-quoted-queers]

Exposing another queer person hobby of mine, I love to cook! 

For work I just tried to make copycat (and slightly fancier) Honey Crepes from Legend of Zelda. Recipe and directions included (and very first-time-crepe friendly lol) 

EDIT: One of these days I’ll figure out why the link is mean to me and shows the image when I create the post but won’t show it when I publish. But today is not that day. Today I just cry a lil. 

[boycorruption]

being forced to take a strap that’s too big while they get off watching you cry and try to squirm away! shushing you and saying how pretty you look with tears streaming down your face, to just relax and keep taking it for them. forcing eye contact once they’ve bottomed out so they can watch your eyes glaze over and roll back from the feeling of being completely full, drooling all over yourself like a mutt in heat <3

[homicidalbrunette]

[rusty-gloinks]

im sos;sorry I’ve never drawn many kisses ever.consider this a forehead kissy….thing or whatever. SOB

[hauntedbythenarrative]

[fridaquesadilla]

My babies;( they deserve their happiness

[scarlettjemily]

Watching criminal minds is a wild experience, because one minute you’re interested in the serial killer stories and then the next minute you’re a whore who has a gun kink

[xochimillilili]

So fucking dumb and fuzzy brained right nowww, I just want a pretty boy to grope me all over, teasing me and pinning me against the kitchen counter. Telling me to be a good boy and concentrate on my cooking, that I'll get a reward later if I do a good job as he edges me with a wooden spoon, smacking my cunt everytime I start to whine

I wanna be a blushy mess of moans and giggles for him as they switch between making cheesy jokes and threatening to fuck my mouth, as he grips onto my hips and marks me as his

[thejanedoe1993]

Harissa halloumi pasta

I’m a black trans woman fighting poverty and homelessness.

To support myself, I set up a patreon where you can get access to all my recipes, poetry, artwork and photography for just £5.

Links to support me here.

Something new EVERY SINGLE DAY. You won’t regret it.

[gennyrthewriter]

You should like… totally read my first novel! The sequel is COMPLETE after TWO YEARS and is NOW OUT TOO!

Click here for a link to the Amazon page for book 1

Click here for a link to the Amazon page for book 2

If you like colonial-era inspired low fantasy with political intrigue, moral ambiguity, and ideological struggle, give it a chance!

(There’s a more traditional plot summary on the Amazon page if this meme-y and buzzword filled ad copy isn’t satisfying enough for you literary types. I get it. I was an insufferable English major too.)

[kaban-bang]

[lesbianelsas]

The Limehouse Golem (2017) dir. Juan Carlos Medina

[boycorruption]

being blindfolded during sex, unknowing to the fact that they’ve been taking pretty photos of you the whole time on your phone <3 maybe even recording it so that the next time you open your camera roll, you’ll get to watch yourself being fucked

[epiphainie]

this is one of those fic ideas i wanted to write for every ship i've ever been into so it will probably never happen but i'd like to have a silly story with 40 yo, single, lonely tommy kinard who's been down on his luck all his life - like i'm talking ridiculous levels of mom dying at childbirth, dad being terrible, horrifically unfortunate experience of the military, a series of failed jobs, a series of failed relationships, friendships never sticking for long, risks he takes always going south, somehow getting paper cuts through chainmail gloves, missing the bus while trying to avoid his daily encounter with the neighbor's dog etc. - one day opening the door of his downtrodden studio apartment to this beautiful man who stands there like a fucking angel. who looks at tommy with big apologetic eyes, red cheeks of shame, and twiddling thumbs of guilt and stutters, "so, uhm, i wish you didn't have to learn it this way but hi, i'm the guardian angel who, as it turns out, misplaced your files about four decades ago, and so uhm it just resurfaced, haha, and like yeah, i've been banished here for penance. i'll take the couch, it's fine."

[miax7535]

It’s always in Emily’s eyes how much she loves JJ!

[hauntedbythenarrative]

It would be a hundred times easier

If we were young again

Where Did You Go?, Hishaam Siddiqi//Waiting for This Story to End Before I Begin Another, Jan Heller Levi//Jodi Picault//Brutus, The Buttress//Two slow dancers, Mitski// House of the Dragon (2022-)