#cookie quote

[cookiefate]

Cookiefate for May 14th: "Problems are only opportunities in work clothes."

I've got 99 problems, but my Carhartts ain't one of them.

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[reunitedinterlude]

we are chained together

[fairybonesandstardust]

will flirting: do you want to watch me perform open heart surgery?

nico flirting back: that sounds absolutely sickening. yes.

[cookies-for-another]

You are the worst kind of good

'Cuz you're not even great

A freak who reeks of false righteousness,

That's what I hate

[cosmicwhoreo]

He get's this question a lot, to the point it kinda annoys him... He has fun with it tho!

[anonz01]

Honestly i love SC + GC and BS + GC dynamic

[berlinbrw]

[super-marvel-dc]

Roy: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Y/N: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Jason: FLOOR IT!!

Roy: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?

Y/N: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-

Jason: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!

Roy: DO IT!

Y/N: NO-

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Skizz: And by "we": I am skeptical, but Tango used the number "100%".

Impulse: And I am also skeptical, but I am willing to follow Tango on this, because I'm his friend.

Skizz: Clearly I am too, because I'm his friend through the transitive property of Impulse.

[cookiefate]

Cookiefate for April 6th: "Music is the soul of language."

"The soul of language is music." But is it really? Better question everything you read today.

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[p1nkshield]

More tiny chaos baby

Robin!dick: whatwouldyoudoifibitya?

Bruce: What?

Robin!dick: I see.. so you’d say what. 🤔

Bruce: what?!? OW!

Robin!dick: liar. 😠

Bruce:😐😑😐 ???

Later

Dick, covering his face with embarrassment: B, please stop! I’m sorry okay!

Bruce to the rest of the batfam: So that’s where I got this scar.

Jason: YOU WERE A BITER!?!

Dick: NO!

Jason: I’m never gonna let you live this down!

Dick: NOOOOO! 😭😭😭

[manikas-whims]

MC: words ending in “ie” sound just so adorable 🥰

Rafayel: like when i call you ”cutie” 😘

Sylus: sweetie 😌

Zayne: cookie? 🤔

Xavier: Die.

[waxxencapri]

I’m having fun making these :)

[skyistheground]

if eternity would promise us a forever together

[tanked-up]

Ghost: I fucking hate how much I care about you

Recruit: Aww, thank-

Ghost: Behind you, shithead

(Soap behind the recruit trying to grab the cookies he burnt)

Recruit: HE BURNED YOUR-

Ghost: EXACTLY, M I N E

[detectivenao]

“Endure. That’s what spice is all about.”

I’m still on my "Capsaicin is related to Burning Spice" agenda.