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norvicfiddler · 2 months ago
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Greatly ...
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cult-of-the-eye · 11 months ago
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I'm accepting stabbing me to stop the apocalypse applications btw...
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roohdaar · 2 years ago
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As we grow up, our longing for uncomplicated niceness and goodness becomes considerably intense.
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goxjo · 3 months ago
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⟢ ┈ Thinking about satoru finding out your ex never made you cum, so he records an audio of you whining, screaming through your orgasms… and sends it to your ex.
+ cw. consensual recording, prone bone, squirting, MDNI
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You pant through the first 10 seconds, whimpering breathy little pleas for Satoru to pick up the pace- to keep going, to go “harder, harder, harder, just like that baby, don’t stop, don’t stop.”
The next few minutes, Satoru is gracious enough to narrate how he fucks you in every detail- keen on painting the lewdest picture of you for your ex to visualize. Satoru is a menace. It absolutely has to be vivid or he won’t feel satisfied.
Satoru chuckles, describing how tight you’re clenching around his cock, “so fucking tight.” He describes how he’s got you laying down flat on the bed, gripping the sheets, ass perked with your legs locked tight between his, all while he hisses and groans with every slam of his hips against your ass.
He’s so considerate of your ex, he makes sure his phone is close to his hips so your ex gets to hear even the squelch of your pussy with how wet you’ve gotten- and keep getting- till you’re practically creaming on his cock.
And the cherry on top, he ruthlessly quickens his pace, fucking you so deep his balls slam on your ass, your voice shakes in sync with every second he rocks your body, whining incoherent spurs of how good his cock fucks your pussy, “ahhh!!!” In the end it’s all screams from you, harmonizing with Satoru’s muttering of how insanely pretty you look. He’s grateful his phone was able to record even the slosh of your juices.
After Satoru hits send, he doesn’t stop there and follows with a text that says: “Sorry she’s faked it with you for the longest time, just thought you should hear the real one.”
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ukdailymail · 3 months ago
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Moment a brawl breaks out among White Sox and Cubs fans in Chicago.
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dragonomatopoeia · 11 months ago
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i'm always a bit unsettled by disdain for intellectual or creative labor in leftist spaces. there's this commonly held belief that academics are a bunch of rich old white men, rather than a wide variety of people who are barely getting by. most lecturers in universities are adjuncts living paycheck to paycheck. authors make very little money as a general rule. most researchers are overworked and underpaid. and yet there's still this idea that academics are overcompensated to sit around and smoke cigars together while making shit up
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thestuffedalligator · 1 year ago
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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”
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Where the fuck can we go from here
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worm-priest · 8 months ago
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Also I listened to enhypen’s cover of what makes you beautiful and… it’s worse
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slightlyartist · 1 month ago
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Alex Hirsch did this to every character but McGucket was his personal punching bag for real
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 11 months ago
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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guiltandrecourse · 7 months ago
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[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen
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calocreek · 3 months ago
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scott smajor
(my minecraft + mcyt tag)
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housecow · 19 days ago
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rolls for days!!!
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avatarfandompolice · 9 months ago
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But don’t worry guys they got Asian actors so it’s perfect :) :) :)
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coolerdracula · 7 months ago
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saying “visual style" because, for example, if you would swap your current wardrobe for an identical, ethically made counterpart, there would be no visible change
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