idk what cutie mark pld would have but now i'm wondering if you've assigned any hockey players cutie marks
answering this ask shaking and covered in ash (had to fight tumblr for it . did not show up in ask box. had to go through notifications for it . try multiple times to get it to process this post. functional website.)
the unfunny answer is every single one of them with a hockey cutie mark LMAOOO individuality <3 (just pull up the emoji keyboard and imagine)
the funny answer is do you think philipp grubauer would have a horse cutie mark
it probably wont be too hard to figure for players who customize their gear with consistent imagery to an extent right? shout out to goalies for making my life easier LOL olaf (murashov). two bears (ullmark). mackblack with a racial slur on the chin of his helmet.
id pitch tattoos as kind of a similar idea but that is a LOT of cup tramp stamps and photo realistic wolves that are not trampstamps . and it mostly depends on how much meaning it holds to the player
IDK if text is. normal. for a cutie mark. probably a little ugly for a toy. but also sidney crosby probably has an 87 cutie mark . he is more 87 than 87 is 87. you know what i mean??? (actually how many people would have 87 as their cutie mark LMAO)
for players that are ride or die for their team do you think they would have the team logo as a cutie mark . connor mcdavid rocking the oilers cutie mark and now you CANT really change the logo while hes still a player
how do we feel about nicknames as cutie marks?? arturs irbes cutie mark is the wall. (obligatory ARTURS IRBEEEEEE here)
i dont think marc edouard vlasics cutie mark is a pickle but can you imagine how awkward thatd be. ranked worst nickname by players. they failed to change it (aaron dell is on that article! GUESS WHOS A SHARK AGAIN BABY!!! you can check out any time you like but you can never leave)
how many guys would just have their facial hair as a cutie mark. two staches blast. also, joe thornton (see: branding for his retirement ceremony)
logan couture is a blank flank.
the crazy part is IDK anything about mlp or like. any team thats not the sharks.
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Before you read: This post has been edited. Please keep in mind that this was not meant to be a serious meta and therefore did not have the most thorough research put into it . Many of my friends have rebloged this post with very interesting commentary, and I expand on my points in a better way in further reblogs. Please check those out before you interact, because I feel this post alone does not fully represent how I feel about the matter. Every interpretation of Connor is valid, and this post was not meant to belittle anybody for feeling differently than I.
Most of whats below is as it was originally posted, aside from a few reworded statements <3
I find it incredibly ironic that a majority of the fan base looked at Connor and labeled him soft, innocent, pure, and harmless, when the whole point of his character is that that's what Cyberlife designed him to be. He even says it to Hank in The Nest.
"Cyberlife androids are designed to work harmoniously with humans. Both my appearance, and voice, were specifically designed to facilitate my integration."
The whole point of his story is to show that he is not a pure and good person. Us, as the player, should know better than anyone that Connor is not harmless or soft. Connor is constantly putting up a facade because that's what Cyberlife needs from him. He is designed to integrate with humans - and Hank - to achieve the best results in the investigation.
A fan favorite moment is during Waiting for Hank when you get to snoop around Hank's belongings and ask him invasive questions in order to gain information about him for more amicable relations. It is not Connor taking a genuine interest in Hank.
Then there's The Nest, where Connor once again tries to bond with Hank. He tries to forge a relationship because it is what Amanda wants, and what Cyberlife needs for maximum efficiency in Connor's hunt.
There's also the moment Connor can snoop around Hank's home to find out incredibly person and intimate details about his past. Also considered a fan favorite moment.
These moments:
Are not real. They are not Connor being a pure cinnamon role. It is Connor putting on an act to get the best results. It's a concept introduced in the very first chapter of the game. Connor does not care about Daniel. He barely blinks at his death. But the whole negotiation, it is Connor's goal to pretend he gives a shit. Connor does this with every single victim.
This is not Connor feeling genuine empathy for these people:
It is him finding the best way to accomplish his mission without scaring off a potential suspect or witness
So many moments the fandom sites as Connor being a Good Boi TM is just him acting. The same act that he puts on to convince his victims and allies alike that he is a Good Boi. But he's not.
This:
Is Connor. At least at the beginning. He is cold. He is ruthless. He simply does not care. The only moment of genuine joy he shows pre deviancy is when he is praised by Amanda for his efficiency in capturing a subject.
And that's the point. He starts off the game a terrible person who does not care for the lives of those around him because he's been taught that they dont matter. He only learns to become a good person through growing genuinely empathetic towards the people he is killing. That's why The Bridge is so important.
Connor spends so long asking questions. Asking Hank personal questions so he can adapt better to his personality. Connor asking questions so he can piece together the puzzle of deviancy. At the bridge, Hank finally stops Connor in his tracks and asks him the questions. Makes him stop and think about something besides his investigation for once. Why didn't you shoot, Connor?
It's after The Bridge that Connor finally starts to analyze himself and his actions too.
So, no. Connor is not a pure cinnamon role. He's a manipulative murderer who can only redeem himself by not pretending to be innocent anymore. For Connor to really become a good person, he has to go against everything that makes him a "cinnamon role" because that facade was made by Cyberlife.
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No but what’s so funny (sad but. Also funny) to me about Kendall and Caroline‘s relationship is that she’s so disinterested in him as a whole, the narrative doesn’t even care to dig into that. We know literally nothing about their relationship, there’s no like. Childhood-moments they bring up, like we get a lot with shiv, nothing about their present relationship like we see with her and Roman. It’s literally just. Kendall bores the shit out of mom, can we talk about this in the morning (leaves before he wakes up), can you maybe please not partake in my wedding events, your father/ my ex-husband doesn’t want to see you, are you sure you want to come here (to Barbados) after specifically asking Shiv to come though. She doesn’t give a fuuuuuuck lmao….
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everyone expecting the first toronto carolina game to be a shitshow in some way (maybe it’s still super early in the mitch era so we don’t properly love him yet and vice versa for canes fans with willy because everyone still just misses their guys) especially the girlies who are stromer devotees because like what if he and willy are all weird and cold now like him and davo etc but then there are one million gifsets of a lucky camera angle catching them near each other on the ice and willy smiles and Winks at him and dylan does one of his tortured fond faces back and also warm up pictures of jeffmitch standing way too close together at the red line and chatting for a few minutes and we all realize oh this is gonna be a different kind of heartbreak every time huh
a-fucking-MEN because the dylan-willy breakup is less Whatever Actually DID Happen With McStrome and way more "hockey is a business and I'll miss you my dear friend!!!!!".... like as much as willy is a european badgirl he still hangs out with dyl (and patty!) in the summers and they like each others' posts and say hi during carolina-toronto games... it hurts. it hurts a lot but it's not the same... because ultimately it's not the end of all things. there is no anger, just distance. carolina and toronto end up playing an eastern conference final in 2024 or 25 or something and when the series is over, they full on hug in the handshake line... congrats, i wish i was there with you, but it's okay that i'm not. it had to be this way and i've made my peace with it.
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